real confessions

[skatebording sucks]

My girl's vag smelled so bad after we were done having sex tonight, I wound up with a huge wet spot on my sheets and I decided to smell it.

Words can't even describe it.  And I've never once smelled a smell like this from her before, she's hardly a smelly broad, and is really high maintenence. 

I don't even want to sleep on my bed.

did you kick her in the cunt? its only necessary. like juicy j said, tell that bitch to take a dush

[skatebording sucks]

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My girl's vag smelled so bad after we were done having sex tonight, I wound up with a huge wet spot on my sheets and I decided to smell it.

Words can't even describe it.  And I've never once smelled a smell like this from her before, she's hardly a smelly broad, and is really high maintenence. 

I don't even want to sleep on my bed.

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did you kick her in the cunt? its only necessary. like juicy j said, tell that bitch to take a dush

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hahahahahaha

I think about this a bit more, and I guess it isn't shit compared to all the times I had to be around her all fucking sweaty from skating, I guess this is her payback to me.  Oh well, I still loves the bitch.

a good bitch is hard to find. and maybe you could give her some payback and eat the cat? dont ask for anything in return. and telling her you care every once in a while dont hurt

[slurthic]

if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade

[marty.]

if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade

So this kinda gives you a moral dilemma Finland.
Do you tell your girl she has a smelly vagina, so she can get it checked out?
Or do you wait it out, and run the risk that the infection could get worse?

[max power]

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if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade

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So this kinda gives you a moral dilemma Finland.
Do you tell your girl she has a smelly vagina, so she can get it checked out?
Or do you wait it out, and run the risk that the infection could get worse?

if something's up she knows, she was probably hoping he didn't notice.

[somekid]

just stick a couple fingers up there, then wipe them on her upper lip.
she'll get the message.

[marty.]

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if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade

[close]

So this kinda gives you a moral dilemma Finland.
Do you tell your girl she has a smelly vagina, so she can get it checked out?
Or do you wait it out, and run the risk that the infection could get worse?

[close]

if something's up she knows, she was probably hoping he didn't notice.

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Here's the funniest part:

After we were done and she was getting up to do her womanly post-sex walk to the bathroom, she goes

her: "Ughhhhhh, it stinks over here"
me: "typical sex smell?"
her: "no... vagina's can be really gross."

I laughed and let her do her thing, but she was definitely correct.  I went down on her before I really knew it was bad, and I swear I didn't notice it, like I said she keeps up with this shit and doesn't smell (I've had a girl that did smell from time to time, I know the difference).  It was just that wet spot afterwards.  I'll probably bring this shit up, I couldn't care less, she won't take offense to it, she's not dumb.

You're making me nostalgic for when I was with a cool girl like that.
Coincidentally, that was back when I was a fellow 610'er.

[max power]

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if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade

[close]

So this kinda gives you a moral dilemma Finland.
Do you tell your girl she has a smelly vagina, so she can get it checked out?
Or do you wait it out, and run the risk that the infection could get worse?

[close]

if something's up she knows, she was probably hoping he didn't notice.

[close]

Here's the funniest part:

After we were done and she was getting up to do her womanly post-sex walk to the bathroom, she goes

her: "Ughhhhhh, it stinks over here"
me: "typical sex smell?"
her: "no... vagina's can be really gross."

I laughed and let her do her thing, but she was definitely correct.  I went down on her before I really knew it was bad, and I swear I didn't notice it, like I said she keeps up with this shit and doesn't smell (I've had a girl that did smell from time to time, I know the difference).  It was just that wet spot afterwards.  I'll probably bring this shit up, I couldn't care less, she won't take offense to it, she's not dumb.

so she knew. my girl warns me if i'm going down south and things aren't good, so i take just take her word for it.

[marty.]

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if a pussy randomly smells one day than that probably means it is infected in some way. my girls snatch is always nice and never smells, except the day before she had a urinary tract infection cuz i fingered her with dirty hands. i pretended to bust my load real quick that day just like i did with the nasty bitch in the 8th grade

[close]

So this kinda gives you a moral dilemma Finland.
Do you tell your girl she has a smelly vagina, so she can get it checked out?
Or do you wait it out, and run the risk that the infection could get worse?

[close]

if something's up she knows, she was probably hoping he didn't notice.

[close]

Here's the funniest part:

After we were done and she was getting up to do her womanly post-sex walk to the bathroom, she goes

her: "Ughhhhhh, it stinks over here"
me: "typical sex smell?"
her: "no... vagina's can be really gross."

I laughed and let her do her thing, but she was definitely correct.  I went down on her before I really knew it was bad, and I swear I didn't notice it, like I said she keeps up with this shit and doesn't smell (I've had a girl that did smell from time to time, I know the difference).  It was just that wet spot afterwards.  I'll probably bring this shit up, I couldn't care less, she won't take offense to it, she's not dumb.

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You're making me nostalgic for when I was with a cool girl like that.
Coincidentally, that was back when I was a fellow 610'er.

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Where were you living at?

You ever heard of a little town called Oley?
It's like, somehow a portion of the South got transplanted in Pennsylvania. Tons of Confederate flags, pick up trucks, and dudes with that redneck accent. I'm glad I got out of there.

[barr]

ever since the worst rapper thread i've been listening to mc paul barman
and i like it

[baxter]

Not a real confession but Ive been having a ant problem and my body feels like it has ants all over me its a pretty bad ocd if you will.

[jrock]

when i was a kid i used to think there were roaches that lived under my skin.  i'd get these weird internal tickles up and down my body when they ran around.

[Knockout Ned]

when i was a kid i used to think there were roaches that lived under my skin.  i'd get these weird internal tickles up and down my body when they ran around.

I know exactly what your talking about, I thought i had maggots.

[MattG]

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when i was a kid i used to think there were roaches that lived under my skin.  i'd get these weird internal tickles up and down my body when they ran around.

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I know exactly what your talking about, I thought i had maggots.

crack bugs?

[baxter]

I fixed the problem it was the trash, Im cured!!!!

[loophole]

if i could gnar myself, i would

[ahlee]

i've never rolled a blunt, i tried once. not good.

[loophole]

i've never rolled a blunt, i tried once. not good.

same.

i always let my buddies do the work. i'll tell them im tired if they ask me to

[deep]

lexington steele is my hero

[Chris Hansen]

Take a fucking seat! Are you kidding me!? Those girls look like they should be blowing out birthday candles for thier sweet 16, no blowing a 12 inch meat logs. I'm Chris Hansen.

[deep]

Take a fucking seat! Are you kidding me!? Those girls look like they should be blowing out birthday candles for thier sweet 16, no blowing a 12 inch meat logs. I'm Chris Hansen.

i actually laughed at this one

[OJ Simpson]

lexington steele is my hero

oh my. OJ might have to squeeze out some pulp real quick

[deep]

i had a dream about fully flared last night. dead serious

[Garth]

I used to jerk off 6 times a day, one day I hit 12.

[MattG]

I used to jerk off 6 times a day, one day I hit 12.

strong second post!!!

ive never made it past 3.

[Rusty Champignon]

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I used to jerk off 6 times a day, one day I hit 12.

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strong second post!!!

ive never made it past 3.

ive gotten to 4 when I wasnt well, after that I was just too tired to move my hand, and I sneezed while I was doing it aswell which was a first

[beeda weeda]

if you space it out, start early, you can make 6-9 times, but its just not that good after 4-5. and after 6 it starts to hurt.

[Sherlock]

i thought my teenage life sucked dick until i got a girlfriend, and then afterwards it got even worse

[iwishilivedinjapan]

Im talking with some random girl that added me on myspace. Chances are its a dude with a fake account but I just cant stop due to the chance of E-pussy or something.....And I suck at writing

[deep]

i thought my teenage life sucked dick until i got a girlfriend, and then afterwards it got even worse

i just got out of a shitty relationship, and if theres anything it reinstated in my mind its this:

fuck a bitch