Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1977090 times)

Well Comma · « **Reply #1650 on:** August 09, 2008, 03:01:11 PM »

This isn't a "Real Confession", but my former user name was Nadie (nah-dee-a). I couldn't log in to that account after the boards were changed, so I made this account in May, only to find out that I also couldn't log in to it either. I lurked for a while until I tried to make a new account, but then I remembered this one, which actually worked.

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

longballlarry · « **Reply #1651 on:** August 09, 2008, 04:24:03 PM »

worst confession ever...

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1652 on:** August 09, 2008, 11:40:10 PM »

Sometimes I masturbate with a sandpaper glove when I'm high off sherm...

skateskateskate · « **Reply #1653 on:** August 10, 2008, 01:46:39 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on August 09, 2008, 11:40:10 PM

Sometimes I masturbate with a sandpaper glove when I'm high off sherm...

fuck dude, how smooth is your cock now?

snitchers · « **Reply #1654 on:** August 16, 2008, 07:42:23 PM »

i'm unsure wether to jack-off a few hours before sex or not?

longballlarry · « **Reply #1655 on:** August 16, 2008, 08:48:32 PM »

Quote from: snitchers on August 16, 2008, 07:42:23 PM

i'm unsure wether to jack-off a few hours before sex or not?

usually it's probably a good idea. however a few days ago i did this and then i had a serious problem getting an erection during sex. and it was embarrassing. then again you don't want to go in there busting your canons quick. i guess it's probably worse to bust too quick than to not get it up. or is it? i don't really know. just do what you're heart tells you.

DevilOnEnzyte · « **Reply #1656 on:** August 16, 2008, 10:11:52 PM »

This is my 3rd Slap account.
I was once a pal.
A couple weeks ago, I had sex with a very good friend of mine and ruined our very good 4+ year friendship.
I hate my job and my co-workers are a bunch of assholes.
I masturbate waaaaay too much.

But...

I'm happy with my life.

fake account gets locked · « **Reply #1657 on:** August 17, 2008, 07:59:20 PM »

Quote from: DevilOnEnzyte on August 16, 2008, 10:11:52 PM

This is my 3rd Slap account.
I was once a pal.
A couple weeks ago, I had sex with a very good friend of mine and ruined our very good 4+ year friendship.
I hate my job and my co-workers are a bunch of assholes.
I masturbate waaaaay too much.

But...

I'm happy with my life.

Hey man, what were your other accounts called?

fake account gets locked · « **Reply #1658 on:** August 17, 2008, 08:26:55 PM »

All of my anger and e-thugging comes from deep seeded inadequacies that I struggle with.

EricLogan · « **Reply #1659 on:** August 17, 2008, 09:48:33 PM »

Quote from: DevilOnEnzyte on August 16, 2008, 10:11:52 PM

This is my 3rd Slap account.
I was once a pal.
A couple weeks ago, I had sex with a very good friend of mine and ruined our very good 4+ year friendship.
I hate my job and my co-workers are a bunch of assholes.
I masturbate waaaaay too much.

But...

I'm happy with my life.

hell yeah! glad you're back, man.

having enough privacy to beat off is awesome

spungo · « **Reply #1660 on:** August 20, 2008, 09:24:43 PM »

Quote from: snitchers on August 16, 2008, 07:42:23 PM

i'm unsure wether to jack-off a few hours before sex or not?

During the act of coitus, just repeat to yourself, "grandma on the toilet, grandma on the toilet." It works for me.

j....soy..... · « **Reply #1661 on:** August 21, 2008, 08:06:50 AM »

surfing+longboarding=skimboarding....which I do....

busey · « **Reply #1662 on:** August 21, 2008, 08:18:22 AM »

i collected a huge jar of change and planned on throwing it on a busy street while all the hobos dodged fast moving cars like frogger to get it...my girlfriend talked me out of it and now i feel pussy whipped.

bbk · « **Reply #1663 on:** August 22, 2008, 04:16:17 PM »

I hate beer... like, really hate it....

frisco · « **Reply #1664 on:** August 23, 2008, 01:37:08 AM »

I lie, alot.

jalopy james · « **Reply #1665 on:** August 23, 2008, 04:20:48 PM »

Quote from: frisco on August 23, 2008, 01:37:08 AM

I lie, alot.

no you fucking don't.

Whirling Dervish · « **Reply #1666 on:** August 23, 2008, 06:37:53 PM »

This is my 5th or 6th account over the last couple of days.

baxty · « **Reply #1667 on:** August 24, 2008, 11:53:49 AM »

I never wash my hair ever. I hate the feeling when you push it back in the shower and it feels like wet rubber. When I talk to my friends about washing their hair one said "Can you believe some people don't wash it every day" me "I feel bad for hobos"

wake and bacon · « **Reply #1668 on:** August 24, 2008, 08:09:44 PM »

that wet rubber feeling gets to me too.

i always seem to get attracted to girls that my homies are with. never really do anything about it because it's not worth it, but i still lay down some small mack talk here and there. im sure this will get me into some trouble (brodeo) sometime in my life.

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #1669 on:** August 25, 2008, 05:34:53 AM »

Quote from: oyolar on July 27, 2008, 06:06:14 PM

Quote from: skate_bored on July 27, 2008, 12:32:32 AM
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ive gotten too nervous to get it up and its really really awkward. happened like 3 times. more than one girl. only happens when its time to put the condom on....shit sucks so bad.
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yep. been there. it does suck. you feel so bad afterwards.

I've been there. I tried to come up with excuses because I thought she felt bad and I didn't want her to think it was because of her and I also didn't want her to think that I have ED because I know that usually I have no problem at all getting it up. In the end I made everything worse and she thought I didn't like her because I said a lot of stuff you shouldn't say. I guess "I'm sorry, I have ED" would be the best way to handle that. You will both have a laugh, that will ease up the tension and maybe it works then. I wonder why it happens the moment you try to put the condom on.

longballlarry · « **Reply #1670 on:** August 25, 2008, 08:04:20 AM »

i think it's the nerves, and just the pressure to perform, this has happened to me before too. getting drunk beforehand helps. it eases the tension and takes some pressure off.

busey · « **Reply #1671 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:03:18 PM »

i'm the opposite, my boner never goes down

in public, at funerals, etc

its like the opposite of e.d

it rules.

baxty · « **Reply #1672 on:** August 25, 2008, 07:06:26 PM »

Quote from: busey on August 25, 2008, 12:03:18 PM

i'm the opposite, my boner never goes down

in public, at funerals, etc

its like the opposite of e.d

it rules.

what are you 12?

Gest · « **Reply #1673 on:** August 25, 2008, 09:43:51 PM »

music is my life
i love photography
MY FRIENDS ARE AMAZINGGGGG

lol thats the confessions my ex girl made on her myspace

busey · « **Reply #1674 on:** August 25, 2008, 11:12:04 PM »

Quote from: baxty on August 25, 2008, 07:06:26 PM

Quote from: busey on August 25, 2008, 12:03:18 PM
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i'm the opposite, my boner never goes down

in public, at funerals, etc

its like the opposite of e.d

it rules.
[close]
what are you 12?

12.5 soon. why? you interested?

Doctor Handsome · « **Reply #1675 on:** August 26, 2008, 09:00:16 AM »

Quote from: Gest on August 25, 2008, 09:43:51 PM

music is my life
i love photography
MY FRIENDS ARE AMAZINGGGGG

lol thats the confessions my ex girl made on her myspace

Look at any 15-18 year old girl's myspace. They all say that.

guy le douche · « **Reply #1676 on:** August 26, 2008, 07:43:08 PM »

Quote from: Doctor Handsome on August 26, 2008, 09:00:16 AM

Quote from: Gest on August 25, 2008, 09:43:51 PM
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music is my life
i love photography
MY FRIENDS ARE AMAZINGGGGG

lol thats the confessions my ex girl made on her myspace
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Look at any 15-18 year old girl's myspace. They all say that.

so true

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1677 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:58:51 PM »

I just woke up and now I'm drinking Natural Light.

Pelican · « **Reply #1678 on:** August 28, 2008, 06:14:29 PM »

i feel like i got stupid, and that i won't be able to do well in school anymore. it's weird longing for a feeling that you don't remember what it's like.

i really miss all my pets back home.

jrock · « **Reply #1679 on:** August 28, 2008, 09:40:00 PM »

Quote from: Pelican on August 28, 2008, 06:14:29 PM

i feel like i got stupid, and that i won't be able to do well in school anymore. it's weird longing for a feeling that you don't remember what it's like.

i've been feeling that way too. i graduated from college 6 years ago, and I'm thinking about going back for a second degree. i'm worried that i'm going to forget easy shit like basic math and chemistry and that i'll get left in the dust by kids 10 years younger than me.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1977090 times)

Well Comma

skateskateskate

frisco

baxty

baxty

Gest

Doctor Handsome

jrock

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