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i get all giddy when theres a new episode of jon and kate plus 8
I hate a lot of my friends, but have no one else to skate withI have no guts whatsoever and bail everythingI can't jump off a three stair without my knees being sore the next daygirls always say they like me but don't want to be in a relationshipIm not friends with a lot of girlsall I do is skate, but now I'm being faced with what I'll do when my knees no longer allow me to skateI feel like a total douche writing thisI complain to much
Quote from: patar on July 28, 2008, 10:16:06 PMExpand QuoteI hate a lot of my friends, but have no one else to skate withI have no guts whatsoever and bail everythingI can't jump off a three stair without my knees being sore the next daygirls always say they like me but don't want to be in a relationshipIm not friends with a lot of girlsall I do is skate, but now I'm being faced with what I'll do when my knees no longer allow me to skateI feel like a total douche writing thisI complain to much[close]no more of these please
I hate a lot of my friends, but have no one else to skate withI have no guts whatsoever and bail everythingI can't jump off a three stair without my knees being sore the next daygirls always say they like me but don't want to be in a relationshipIm not friends with a lot of girlsall I do is skate, but now I'm being faced with what I'll do when my knees no longer allow me to skateI feel like a total douche writing thisI complain to much[close]
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.
My name actually isn't Doctor Handsome.
Sometimes I masturbate with a sandpaper glove when I'm high off sherm...
i'm unsure wether to jack-off a few hours before sex or not?
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.
This is my 3rd Slap account.I was once a pal.A couple weeks ago, I had sex with a very good friend of mine and ruined our very good 4+ year friendship.I hate my job and my co-workers are a bunch of assholes.I masturbate waaaaay too much.But...I'm happy with my life.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.
I lie, alot.
KFC should give cockatiels with their variety bucket, so you can eat one bird and love another.
I must have been tripping last night
Quote from: skate_bored on July 27, 2008, 12:32:32 AMExpand Quoteive gotten too nervous to get it up and its really really awkward. happened like 3 times. more than one girl. only happens when its time to put the condom on....shit sucks so bad.[close]yep. been there. it does suck. you feel so bad afterwards.
ive gotten too nervous to get it up and its really really awkward. happened like 3 times. more than one girl. only happens when its time to put the condom on....shit sucks so bad.[close]
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.