real confessions

[jrock]

i get all giddy when theres a new episode of jon and kate plus 8

ewww, it was so gross when the showed the footage of her stomach when she was pregnant

[barr]

I hate a lot of my friends, but have no one else to skate with
I have no guts whatsoever and bail everything
I can't jump off a three stair without my knees being sore the next day
girls always say they like me but don't want to be in a relationship
Im not friends with a lot of girls
all I do is skate, but now I'm being faced with what I'll do when my knees no longer allow me to skate
I feel like a total douche writing this
I complain to much

no more of these please

[california love]

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I hate a lot of my friends, but have no one else to skate with
I have no guts whatsoever and bail everything
I can't jump off a three stair without my knees being sore the next day
girls always say they like me but don't want to be in a relationship
Im not friends with a lot of girls
all I do is skate, but now I'm being faced with what I'll do when my knees no longer allow me to skate
I feel like a total douche writing this
I complain to much

[close]

no more of these please

ryan sheckler over here. i think he copy pasted that from an actual episode maybe?

[longballlarry]

i just watched 2 hours straight of engaged and underage and i don't regret it.

[jesus0nvi4gra]

I stayed up til 5:30 AM last night watching a rip of the Sex & The City movie online, and I almost jerked it to some titties.

[busey]

i got pretty drunk last night and ended up having a wwf wrestling match with my friend as everyone watched on in horror...i went to power bomb him but missed the couch and ended up power bombing him on top of a table and he thinks he broke a rib...in the morning i thought i'd feel bad but i still think it's funny.

[Captain Obvious]

My name actually isn't Captain Obvious.

[Doctor Handsome]

My name actually isn't Doctor Handsome.

And I'm not a doctor. But I am handsome.

[Well Comma]

This isn't a "Real Confession", but my former user name was Nadie (nah-dee-a). I couldn't log in to that account after the boards were changed, so I made this account in May, only to find out that I also couldn't log in to it either. I lurked for a while until I tried to make a new account, but then I remembered this one, which actually worked.

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!

[longballlarry]

worst confession ever...

[CigaretteBeer]

Sometimes I masturbate with a sandpaper glove when I'm high off sherm...

[skateskateskate]

Sometimes I masturbate with a sandpaper glove when I'm high off sherm...

fuck dude, how smooth is your cock now?

[snitchers]

i'm unsure wether to jack-off a few hours before sex or not?

[longballlarry]

i'm unsure wether to jack-off a few hours before sex or not?

usually it's probably a good idea. however a few days ago i did this and then i had a serious problem getting an erection during sex. and it was embarrassing. then again you don't want to go in there busting your canons quick. i guess it's probably worse to bust too quick than to not get it up. or is it? i don't really know. just do what you're heart tells you.

[DevilOnEnzyte]

This is my 3rd Slap account.
I was once a pal.
A couple weeks ago, I had sex with a very good friend of mine and ruined our very good 4+ year friendship.
I hate my job and my co-workers are a bunch of assholes.
I masturbate waaaaay too much.

But...

I'm happy with my life.

[fake account gets locked]

This is my 3rd Slap account.
I was once a pal.
A couple weeks ago, I had sex with a very good friend of mine and ruined our very good 4+ year friendship.
I hate my job and my co-workers are a bunch of assholes.
I masturbate waaaaay too much.

But...

I'm happy with my life.

Hey man, what were your other accounts called?

[fake account gets locked]

All of my anger and e-thugging comes from deep seeded inadequacies that I struggle with.

[EricLogan]

This is my 3rd Slap account.
I was once a pal.
A couple weeks ago, I had sex with a very good friend of mine and ruined our very good 4+ year friendship.
I hate my job and my co-workers are a bunch of assholes.
I masturbate waaaaay too much.

But...

I'm happy with my life.

hell yeah! glad you're back, man.

having enough privacy to beat off is awesome

[spungo]

i'm unsure wether to jack-off a few hours before sex or not?

During the act of coitus, just repeat to yourself, "grandma on the toilet, grandma on the toilet."   It works for me.

[j....soy.....]

surfing+longboarding=skimboarding....which I do....

[busey]

i collected a huge jar of change and planned on throwing it on a busy street while all the hobos dodged fast moving cars like frogger to get it...my girlfriend talked me out of it and now i feel pussy whipped.

[bbk]

I hate beer... like, really hate it....

[frisco]

I lie, alot.

[jalopy james]

I lie, alot.

no you fucking don't.

[Whirling Dervish]

This is my 5th or 6th account over the last couple of days.

[baxty]

I never wash my hair ever. I hate the feeling when you push it back in the shower and it feels like wet rubber. When I talk to my friends about washing their hair one said "Can you believe some people don't wash it every day" me "I feel bad for hobos"

[wake and bacon]

that wet rubber feeling gets to me too.

i always seem to get attracted to girls that my homies are with. never really do anything about it because it's not worth it, but i still lay down some small mack talk here and there. im sure this will get me into some trouble (brodeo) sometime in my life.

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

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ive gotten too nervous to get it up and its really really awkward. happened like 3 times. more than one girl. only happens when its time to put the condom on....shit sucks so bad.

[close]

yep. been there. it does suck. you feel so bad afterwards.

I've been there. I tried to come up with excuses because I thought she felt bad and I didn't want her to think it was because of her and I also didn't want her to think that I have ED because I know that usually I have no problem at all getting it up. In the end I made everything worse and she thought I didn't like her because I said a lot of stuff you shouldn't say. I guess "I'm sorry, I have ED" would be the best way to handle that. You will both have a laugh, that will ease up the tension and maybe it works then. I wonder why it happens the moment you try to put the condom on.

[longballlarry]

i think it's the nerves, and just the pressure to perform, this has happened to me before too. getting drunk beforehand helps. it eases the tension and takes some pressure off.

[busey]

i'm the opposite, my boner never goes down

in public, at funerals, etc

its like the opposite of e.d

it rules.