Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1746004 times)

skate_bored · « **Reply #1950 on:** February 12, 2009, 09:49:03 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on February 11, 2009, 09:03:23 PM

Hasn't mom taught you anything.

i know, i know. im bummed on it. she said she was clean, but one can only worry.

Quote from: RaunchyKid on February 12, 2009, 05:36:17 PM

Is she a conservative bitch who doesn't believe in the morning-after pill or abortion?

i wish that was the only issue, as i've become an expert on pulling out.

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #1951 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:44:57 AM »

If she's pregnant you have a good reason to travel around the world.

TheKarmessiah · « **Reply #1952 on:** February 13, 2009, 08:37:18 AM »

ok i confess; i really cant stand most of you, oh yeah and gentle is my fake account

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #1953 on:** February 13, 2009, 09:02:30 AM »

Quote from: TheKarmessiah on February 13, 2009, 08:37:18 AM

ok i confess; i really cant stand most of you, oh yeah and gentle is my fake account

Liar.

gravel pitch · « **Reply #1954 on:** February 13, 2009, 10:30:51 AM »

Quote from: Boston. on February 12, 2009, 08:43:56 PM

over the past couple of weeks (friends and i) have been going to parties and end up either unintentionally starting a big fight, or we end up in it because a friend of a friend is in a fight outnumbered so we jump in and it turns into a full on brawl. we've been getting psyched on it despite the fact that most of us hate fighting. for example; some thirty something year old dude was hitting on my friends seventeen year old sister which led to a fight inside the party, which turned into a forty on forty fight outside

I can picture a bunch of guys with tight vintage t-shirts and bracelets standing around yelling

"FUCK YOU!" "NO, FUCK YOU MAN!"

then going home to write about it in their myspaces.

gentle. · « **Reply #1955 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:04:25 AM »

Quote from: TheKarmessiah on February 13, 2009, 08:37:18 AM

ok i confess; i really cant stand most of you, oh yeah and gentle is my fake account

it just so happens gentle can form a coherent sentence and spell, something my "counterpart" karmessiah, a high school fucking drop out, has never been able to do. how much of a fucking dead beat do you have to be to fail in public schooling? im glad youre short and poor and still live with your mom. and way to steal the jokes ive already used. you are your own fake account you dumb fucking cunt.

TheKarmessiah · « **Reply #1956 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:07:12 PM »

Quote from: gentle. on February 13, 2009, 11:04:25 AM

Quote from: TheKarmessiah on February 13, 2009, 08:37:18 AM
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ok i confess; i really cant stand most of you, oh yeah and gentle is my fake account
[close]

it just so happens gentle can form a coherent sentence and spell, something my "counterpart" karmessiah, a high school fucking drop out, has never been able to do. how much of a fucking dead beat do you have to be to fail in public schooling? im glad youre short and poor and still live with your mom. and way to steal the jokes ive already used. you are your own fake account you dumb fucking cunt.

i should stop this its not healthy

TheKarmessiah · « **Reply #1957 on:** February 13, 2009, 12:12:46 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on February 13, 2009, 09:02:30 AM

Quote from: TheKarmessiah on February 13, 2009, 08:37:18 AM
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ok i confess; i really cant stand most of you, oh yeah and gentle is my fake account
[close]
Liar.

which part do you think im lying about. cuz even when i lie i tell the truth

cold budweisers · « **Reply #1958 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:00:06 PM »

hey gentle, can you rip on me next?

gentle. · « **Reply #1959 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:04:23 PM »

Quote from: gulo gulo on February 13, 2009, 01:00:06 PM

hey gentle, can you rip on me next?

i think watching you make unfunny one liners to yourself all the time is torture enough

cold budweisers · « **Reply #1960 on:** February 13, 2009, 01:07:16 PM »

nice one
more please

skate_bored · « **Reply #1961 on:** February 13, 2009, 02:34:14 PM »

guys shes not pregnant, shes a dirty slut and i probably have aids.

bbk · « **Reply #1962 on:** February 13, 2009, 04:17:39 PM »

Quote from: gentle. on February 12, 2009, 09:11:44 PM

i love how the people who say theyre shy are always the ones posting up whole loads of personal horse shit for every one to read.

maybe that's because it's easy to just vent and get shit out without it being seen by anyone that actually knows them...

i'm pretty damn terrible with people... I'm okay with meeting them and introducing myself and that, but I can't keep a conversation going for the life of me

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #1963 on:** February 13, 2009, 05:37:03 PM »

Today when I woke up nobody was home so I looked at pornography on the computer and masturbated while looking at it. I must have got cum on the rug because when my dad came home he stepped right by the computer and asked "why is it wet right here?". I pretended I had no idea then felt like he knew I was jacking off at the computer and spilled my semen. I also jack off with my left hand even though I'm right handed.

Perfection · « **Reply #1964 on:** February 13, 2009, 05:53:01 PM »

cigarettebeer,

You need to hold the mouse with your left hand and grip your cock with the right hand.

It's the most efficient way to pleasure yourself.

Love,

Perfection

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #1965 on:** February 13, 2009, 06:07:24 PM »

^quit spying on me!
Did you spill right before he came home CB, or does your semen never dry?

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #1966 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:56:42 PM »

First having a 10 rep and now a 0 rep made me think if I should keep on living.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #1967 on:** February 15, 2009, 06:36:29 PM »

Quote from: Stoeipoes on February 15, 2009, 03:56:42 PM

First having a 10 rep and now a 0 rep made me think if I should keep on living.

I hope your joking but if your gonna complain about your rep might as well get used to it drop, Remember that LandShark fool? you sound like him....

RaunchyKid · « **Reply #1968 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:08:50 PM »

I don't think I was ever breast-fed.

Boston. · « **Reply #1969 on:** February 16, 2009, 02:14:46 AM »

Quote from: Gest on February 12, 2009, 09:36:13 PM

whats wrong with mikefork? hes a cool duders

oh, thanks gest

i can't stand the noise of chewing. mouth closed is really annoying, but mouth open makes me lose my mind

i got my first boner from watching the return of the jedi. it from princess leia's sex slave getup

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #1970 on:** February 16, 2009, 05:25:30 AM »

Quote from: CeeyMar on February 15, 2009, 06:36:29 PM

Quote from: Stoeipoes on February 15, 2009, 03:56:42 PM
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First having a 10 rep and now a 0 rep made me think if I should keep on living.
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I hope your joking but if your gonna complain about your rep might as well get used to it drop, Remember that LandShark fool? you sound like him....

First part is the truth, 2nd part is a joke. People don't kill theirselves because they have no rep, silly boy.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #1971 on:** February 16, 2009, 06:13:32 PM »

my sarcasm detector has been on the fritz.

ChildoftheGhetto · « **Reply #1972 on:** February 17, 2009, 06:55:44 PM »

I've been on slap from sun up to sun down for the past 7 days because I've had the flu. I feel like a herb right now.

Gest · « **Reply #1973 on:** February 17, 2009, 07:37:59 PM »

just watch the godfather trilogy

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Foray · « **Reply #1975 on:** February 18, 2009, 08:54:49 PM »

Quote from: Boston. on February 16, 2009, 02:14:46 AM

i can't stand the noise of chewing. mouth closed is really annoying, but mouth open makes me lose my mind

the worst.

i just had dinner with my ex-girlfriend and she told me not to meet any girls in the coming weeks. i shoulda pulled a power move...

BIG FAGGOT · « **Reply #1976 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:35:40 AM »

ive really really hated BBK for as long as I can remember

bbk · « **Reply #1977 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:30:52 AM »

Quote from: BIG FAGGOT on February 19, 2009, 06:35:40 AM

ive really really hated BBK for as long as I can remember

You don't need fake accounts to say that, I'm a big boy, i can take it $:-\$

Gest · « **Reply #1978 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:33:46 PM »

that wasnt me bbk i swear to god

bbk · « **Reply #1979 on:** February 19, 2009, 02:50:15 PM »

Quote from: Gest on February 19, 2009, 01:33:46 PM

that wasnt me bbk i swear to god

haha, it's cool gest, the shit-talking on your thread wasn't ment as an a personal attack... we're all good in my books, and even if you would hate me it wouldn't bother me, internet beef is hilarious

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1746004 times)

gravel pitch

CeeyMar

RaunchyKid

Boston.

CeeyMar

Gest

BIG FAGGOT

Gest