Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1746047 times)

RaunchyKid · « **Reply #2040 on:** March 30, 2009, 01:48:07 AM »

Perhaps, I do. But, it's actually one pair of shoes. Eras always come off, even if I go down half a size. If I go down half a size, my toes start to swell. I think it's funny how everyone I know keep a few eyelets open but everyone at the Vox demo had their shoes laced up all the way. I don't even know why I'm talking about this. I notice the most random shit ever. Eras are the only shoes I have to lace up all the way, though.

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #2041 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:07:13 PM »

I was joking.
What's the deal about lacing to the top? Is it cooler to lace the first 3 eyes only?
Lacing to the top is better for your feet, so you're doing fine.
I'm skating in skate highs now and I only have 1 eye open.

RaunchyKid · « **Reply #2042 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:53:01 PM »

I just do what feels better. Eras are the only ones I have to lace to the top. High tops come off unless laced one from the top. But, I guess it depends on the person and shoes. I rather not die while skateboarding. Not lacing shoes enough is just as bad as feeding the lace through the eyelets so they look like they're on display.

Confession: I went through my girlfriend's cell phone, in hope of finding some erotic pics of her. But, I had no luck. I feel like a scumbag for doing that.

oyolar · « **Reply #2043 on:** March 30, 2009, 03:46:54 PM »

i lace my shoes into the top eyelet so i don't have to tie them. my buddy and i both did it in high school and i just stuck with it. i hate how the knot looks outside of the shoe now.

Wood Pusher · « **Reply #2044 on:** March 30, 2009, 05:19:45 PM »

Quote from: RaunchyKid on March 30, 2009, 02:53:01 PM

I just do what feels better. Eras are the only ones I have to lace to the top. High tops come off unless laced one from the top. But, I guess it depends on the person and shoes. I rather not die while skateboarding. Not lacing shoes enough is just as bad as feeding the lace through the eyelets so they look like they're on display.

Confession: I went through my girlfriend's cell phone, in hope of finding some erotic pics of her. But, I had no luck. I feel like a scumbag for doing that.

I was sleeping at my older cousin's house one time and I took his cellphone while he was sleeping, found some nude photos of his girlfriend and jerked off to it.

spungo · « **Reply #2045 on:** March 31, 2009, 12:42:31 AM »

Quote from: Wood Pusher on March 30, 2009, 05:19:45 PM

Quote from: RaunchyKid on March 30, 2009, 02:53:01 PM
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Confession: I went through my girlfriend's cell phone, in hope of finding some erotic pics of her. But, I had no luck. I feel like a scumbag for doing that.
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I was sleeping at my older cousin's house one time and I took his cellphone while he was sleeping, found some nude photos of him and jerked off to it.

Bipsmound · « **Reply #2046 on:** March 31, 2009, 07:41:13 AM »

Quote from: Stoeipoes on March 30, 2009, 02:07:13 PM

I was joking.
What's the deal about lacing to the top? Is it cooler to lace the first 3 eyes only?
Lacing to the top is better for your feet, so you're doing fine.
I'm skating in skate highs now and I only have 1 eye open.

...sleep with 1 eye open
gripping your pillow tight

EXIT LIGHT

ENTER NIGHT

TAKE MY HAND

OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND

dah nuh na na naaa
dah nuh na na naaa
dah nuh na na naaa
naa nuh nuh na nuh na na nuhhh

tysj! · « **Reply #2047 on:** March 31, 2009, 01:19:47 PM »

Quote from: Bipsmound on March 31, 2009, 07:41:13 AM

Quote from: Stoeipoes on March 30, 2009, 02:07:13 PM
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I was joking.
What's the deal about lacing to the top? Is it cooler to lace the first 3 eyes only?
Lacing to the top is better for your feet, so you're doing fine.
I'm skating in skate highs now and I only have 1 eye open.
[close]

...sleep with 1 eye open
gripping your pillow tight

EXIT LIGHT

ENTER NIGHT

TAKE MY HAND

OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND

dah nuh na na naaa
dah nuh na na naaa
dah nuh na na naaa
naa nuh nuh na nuh na na nuhhh

I laughed way too hard at that than I should have.

I have an exam today that I've already studied for but my girl would like me to study more before class. So I'm half studying until she's off to class in less than an hour then I'm going to play games for the next 2 hours until my exam. And I like to call myself pretty smart.

Wood Pusher · « **Reply #2048 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:52:11 PM »

Quote from: spungo on March 31, 2009, 12:42:31 AM

Quote from: Wood Pusher on March 30, 2009, 05:19:45 PM
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Quote from: RaunchyKid on March 30, 2009, 02:53:01 PM
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Confession: I went through my girlfriend's cell phone, in hope of finding some erotic pics of her. But, I had no luck. I feel like a scumbag for doing that.
[close]
I was sleeping at my older cousin's house one time and I took his cellphone while he was sleeping, found some nude photos of him and jerked off to it.
[close]

hahah

angryfacedman · « **Reply #2049 on:** April 03, 2009, 01:15:39 PM »

Im actually not that angryfaced.

Ted Dibiase · « **Reply #2050 on:** April 04, 2009, 06:42:12 PM »

Quote from: baxter on April 04, 2009, 11:45:27 AM

In the shower when I turn off all the lights to jack off it goes pitch black and i can't see anything and i think im blind until i pull the curtain over so i can see the crack of light under the door. no matter how many times i do it i still fall for it every time.

damn dude if i had a roommate who turned off the light while the shower is running i know automatically what they were doing and be pissed...then again it is better than them doing it in your room or something

Bipsmound · « **Reply #2051 on:** April 06, 2009, 06:22:23 AM »

Quote from: baxter on April 04, 2009, 11:45:27 AM

In the shower when I turn off all the lights to jack off it goes pitch black and i can't see anything and i think im blind until i pull the curtain over so i can see the crack of light under the door. no matter how many times i do it i still fall for it every time.

That's some lil' goblin shit right there. In your dark damp cave underneath the waterfall where no one knows and no one can see (not even yourself)? When your mom asks you why the fuck you're showering in the dark, do you hiss back at her "I'm going to my dark placccccceee"?

TRAFFIC! · « **Reply #2052 on:** April 06, 2009, 05:30:01 PM »

Quote from: Bipsmound on April 06, 2009, 06:22:23 AM

Quote from: baxter on April 04, 2009, 11:45:27 AM
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In the shower when I turn off all the lights to jack off it goes pitch black and i can't see anything and i think im blind until i pull the curtain over so i can see the crack of light under the door. no matter how many times i do it i still fall for it every time.
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That's some lil' goblin shit right there. In your dark damp cave underneath the waterfall where no one knows and no one can see (not even yourself)? When your mom asks you why the fuck you're showering in the dark, do you hiss back at her "I'm going to my dark placccccceee"?

Hahahahahaha, holy fuck. I almost spit pop everywhere reading that. I can't wait to read your short story even more now.

skate_bored · « **Reply #2053 on:** April 07, 2009, 04:38:32 PM »

Quote from: Bipsmound on April 06, 2009, 06:22:23 AM

When your mom asks you why the fuck you're showering in the dark, do you hiss back at her "I'm going to my dark placccccceee"?

hahaha

lakai! · « **Reply #2054 on:** April 07, 2009, 04:50:24 PM »

Ted is pretty funny.

biggums mcgee · « **Reply #2055 on:** April 08, 2009, 06:30:30 PM »

^^you should just stop while you're ahead with spamming this place up.

look at the past two pages (a month's time) of this thread. 1/2 the posts are from the same one or two people. I think its time to get off your ass, buddy

thats a mark · « **Reply #2056 on:** April 09, 2009, 10:09:22 AM »

skate_bored · « **Reply #2057 on:** April 11, 2009, 11:12:23 PM »

went to vegas for a few days on a family trip with my mom and brother. after many free drinks and spending all the money i set aside for the trip(way too much already) i told them i was sick and was going to bed early, but i really went to the atm and withdrew another $200 which i blew on roulette. i guess this is how most peoples trip to vegas goes?

anblue · « **Reply #2058 on:** April 11, 2009, 11:25:50 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on April 11, 2009, 11:12:23 PM

went to vegas for a few days on a family trip with my mom and brother. after many free drinks and spending all the money i set aside for the trip(way too much already) i told them i was sick and was going to bed early, but i really went to the atm and withdrew another $200 which i blew on roulette. i guess this is how most peoples trip to vegas goes?

well thats better than taking your families money, i drove home sorta drunk tonight and a little stoned i have work tomorrow and i dont wanna go, im just kinda like fuck everything right now, whens summer

Pelican · « **Reply #2059 on:** April 16, 2009, 08:22:51 PM »

i can't get a girl to like me for longer than 2 weeks

and it devastates me every time

and now my first year of college is over and i've just alienated everyone and taken shitty classes

so i paid a shitload of money to be miserable and lonely

anblue · « **Reply #2060 on:** April 16, 2009, 08:33:02 PM »

Quote from: Pelican on April 16, 2009, 08:22:51 PM

i can't get a girl to like me for longer than 2 weeks

and it devastates me every time

and now my first year of college is over and i've just alienated everyone and taken shitty classes

so i paid a shitload of money to be miserable and lonely

dude youll bounce back, its almost like these things work in cycles eventually youll hit your stride and be fine again

Vegetable Lasagna · « **Reply #2061 on:** April 16, 2009, 08:34:30 PM »

Just pay a shitload more money and join a frat for instant 'friends' and girls.

Pelican · « **Reply #2062 on:** April 16, 2009, 08:40:07 PM »

Quote from: Vegetable Lasagna on April 16, 2009, 08:34:30 PM

Just pay a shitload more money and join a frat for instant 'friends' and girls.

i seriously almost did this because some of the dudes were actually really cool and skated, but most of them hated me and kicked me out.

i know i'll bounce back, i'm not even really bummed because i never got too close to this girl, it's just so fucking demoralizing being perpetually rejected.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2063 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:43:56 PM »

When I die I'd like there to be finger foods and champagne at my funeral. I want my body parts stuffed at a taxidermist, placed in fancy jars, then everyone who attends my funeral will enter a raffle to see which part they will take home.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #2064 on:** April 17, 2009, 06:14:09 PM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on April 17, 2009, 03:43:56 PM

When I die I'd like there to be finger foods and champagne at my funeral. I want my body parts stuffed at a taxidermist, placed in fancy jars, then everyone who attends my funeral will enter a raffle to see which part they will take home.

Do you have a soundtrack you'd force them to listen to from beyond the grave as well?

nocomply · « **Reply #2065 on:** April 22, 2009, 08:22:02 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on April 17, 2009, 03:43:56 PM

When I die I'd like there to be finger foods and champagne at my funeral. I want my body parts stuffed at a taxidermist, placed in fancy jars, then everyone who attends my funeral will enter a raffle to see which part they will take home.

before my dad died he told me he wanted a spittoon placed next to his coffin and he wanted people to walk up and spit in it and then point and laugh at him while he lied there dead in his coffin. I think he was joking... I didn't do it. It would have been pretty hilarious in retrospect, but I couldn't deal with it at the time.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2066 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:55:12 PM »

When I'm in the shower I like to take my ball sack and make it into a tarp to collect some falling water. When it fills up I enjoy dropping the water out of my sack and listening to it hit the shower floor.

starvingrobot · « **Reply #2067 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:40:36 PM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on April 30, 2009, 09:55:12 PM

When I'm in the shower I like to take my ball sack and make it into a tarp to collect some falling water. When it fills up I enjoy dropping the water out of my sack and listening to it hit the shower floor.

Amazing.

frisco · « **Reply #2068 on:** May 05, 2009, 05:40:01 AM »

i jerked off to naked pictures of my ex girlfriend, and i hate her

busey · « **Reply #2069 on:** May 05, 2009, 07:01:23 AM »

Quote from: frisco on May 05, 2009, 05:40:01 AM

i jerked off to naked pictures of my ex girlfriend, and i hate her

i didn't know you hated me.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1746047 times)

RaunchyKid

RaunchyKid

angryfacedman

biggums mcgee

frisco