Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1748748 times)

sparksandblood · « **Reply #2070 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:22:23 AM »

Quote from: frisco on May 05, 2009, 05:40:01 AM

i jerked off to naked pictures of my ex girlfriend, and i hate her

ive heard of a hatefuck, but a hatejerk? thats uncharted territory, your a pioneer

Gest · « **Reply #2071 on:** May 05, 2009, 04:08:44 PM »

Quote from: frisco on May 05, 2009, 05:40:01 AM

i jerked off to naked pictures of my ex girlfriend, and i hate her

skate_bored · « **Reply #2072 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:33:28 PM »

Quote from: frisco on May 05, 2009, 05:40:01 AM

i jerked off to naked pictures of my ex girlfriend, and i hate her

count me in.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #2073 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:35:39 PM »

I can't get off to pictures.

longballlarry · « **Reply #2074 on:** May 07, 2009, 09:29:56 AM »

i think i speak for everyone when i say post the pics.

drunk · « **Reply #2075 on:** May 09, 2009, 11:20:30 AM »

Quote from: starvingrobot on May 01, 2009, 12:40:36 PM

Quote from: cigarettebeer on April 30, 2009, 09:55:12 PM
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When I'm in the shower I like to take my ball sack and make it into a tarp to collect some falling water. When it fills up I enjoy dropping the water out of my sack and listening to it hit the shower floor.
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Amazing.

skate_bored · « **Reply #2076 on:** May 10, 2009, 10:08:07 PM »

when i was 17 i dated a girl til i was 20 and still kind of see her sometimes and its like nothings changed...but she has had a boyfriend for the past year. the whole thing fell apart because of me in the first place, i fucked it up. its been 2 years and im pretty stuck on her, and theres not much of a chance i can get her back, and to be honest, it wouldnt end up working anyways probably, just because of how important her religion is to her and my lack of religion. basically i cant get over the fucking nostalgia of when we dated and i will try to see her monthly just to try and get that feeling again. in the meantime i was trying to not fuck a bunch of girls in hopes of getting back together and not having to explain that while im the only person shes ever been with, ive fucked a bunch of other girls. holy fuck i sound like a bitch. anyways, im pretty much coming to the reality that it isnt going to happen and i keep getting drunk and taking home slutty girls from bars and this shit is no fun when you are sitting alone at home the next night. i dont think ill ever really like anybody the same way, and these sluts are only filling the void for a few hours. and half of them are cheating on their boyfriends with me, which makes me even more skeptical of meeting and trusting another girl. god damn, sorry i just typed that.

Mackattack · « **Reply #2077 on:** May 10, 2009, 10:32:01 PM »

^the trust thing is big

Ive been the "other guy" that they cheated with at different times in my life, and it seemed so easy for them to do that to their boyfriends. It certainly does make it harder to trust a girl you want to be committed to...

skate_bored · « **Reply #2078 on:** May 11, 2009, 07:11:34 AM »

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 11, 2009, 06:57:25 AM

My 'girlfriend' (really she was just the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend) moved to America last June, and I haven't seen her since. We used to talk on the phone for over six hours at a time, but it's died down and now I haven't talked to her in about two months. I will most likely never see her again, but I still think about her everyday and everytime I touch my penis I am thinking about her. For some reason I just can't get over her and it is really making me miserable. She has a new boyfriend now and the thought of her being with him makes me want to throw up. I keep imagining some fantasy scenario where I come up with some cash to fly there and sweep her off her feet and we spoon a lot. I'm thinking about just straight up saying, we should see eachother again at <insert point in time>, and if she agrees, great, if she doesn't, I will have to go bang sluts and drown my sorrows.

i'll chip in 20 bucks

walrus · « **Reply #2079 on:** May 12, 2009, 01:41:22 PM »

^^ seriously beat the boyfriend up. shed have to look at some fucked up dude and you might feel better until you fuck the girl again

gentle. · « **Reply #2080 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:05:42 PM »

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 11, 2009, 06:57:25 AM

My 'girlfriend' (really she was just the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend) moved to America last June, and I haven't seen her since. We used to talk on the phone for over six hours at a time, but it's died down and now I haven't talked to her in about two months. I will most likely never see her again, but I still think about her everyday and everytime I touch my penis I am thinking about her. For some reason I just can't get over her and it is really making me miserable. She has a new boyfriend now and the thought of her being with him makes me want to throw up. I keep imagining some fantasy scenario where I come up with some cash to fly there and sweep her off her feet and we spoon a lot. I'm thinking about just straight up saying, we should see eachother again at <insert point in time>, and if she agrees, great, if she doesn't, I will have to go bang sluts and drown my sorrows.

if only she knew what a romantic you are on slap

sergioflorez · « **Reply #2081 on:** May 13, 2009, 09:03:40 PM »

so much crap weighing down on me that i broke down and cried my heart out in front of my parents today. just let it all out. i don't know if i feel good about it or not. must sleep.

kilgore. · « **Reply #2082 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:27:53 PM »

Quote from: sergioflorez on May 13, 2009, 09:03:40 PM

so much crap weighing down on me that i broke down and cried my heart out in front of my parents today. just let it all out. i don't know if i feel good about it or not. must sleep.

pics or it didn't happen.

sergioflorez · « **Reply #2083 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:36:16 PM »

a round of applause for maurice everybody. do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2084 on:** May 15, 2009, 06:24:10 PM »

I touch my penis every single day

Upgrayedd · « **Reply #2085 on:** May 16, 2009, 02:35:04 PM »

i havent had a meaningful relationship in years.

Livin The Psychedelic Lif · « **Reply #2086 on:** May 16, 2009, 07:11:05 PM »

sentimental people here.

go out tonight, and party the night away.

skate_bored · « **Reply #2087 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:07:28 PM »

i got pretty high with a friend and came home and now im getting pretty drunk. all alone and can barely stay awake already. kinda bummer.

jalopy james · « **Reply #2088 on:** May 21, 2009, 03:19:53 PM »

Quote from: starvingrobot on May 01, 2009, 12:40:36 PM

Quote from: cigarettebeer on April 30, 2009, 09:55:12 PM
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When I'm in the shower I like to take my ball sack and make it into a tarp to collect some falling water. When it fills up I enjoy dropping the water out of my sack and listening to it hit the shower floor.
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Amazing.

i don't know what made me laugh more- the confession or the reaction.

Corby Tender · « **Reply #2089 on:** May 26, 2009, 10:52:12 AM »

I spend a pretty good amount of time feeling as if I can't relate to anyone.

danker · « **Reply #2090 on:** May 26, 2009, 09:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Corby Tender on May 26, 2009, 10:52:12 AM

I spend a pretty good amount of time feeling as if I can't relate to anyone.

that pretty much means you skateboard

Cookie Monster · « **Reply #2091 on:** May 26, 2009, 10:28:19 PM »

i still buy nerf guns and shoot people in the face with them

Mooley · « **Reply #2092 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:08:42 AM »

Quote from: Cookie Monster on May 26, 2009, 10:28:19 PM

i still buy nerf guns and shoot people in the face with them

Living the dream.

angryfacedman · « **Reply #2093 on:** May 29, 2009, 10:17:30 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on May 15, 2009, 06:24:10 PM

I touch my penis every single day

Me too. But I thought that was pretty normal?

kilgore. · « **Reply #2094 on:** June 01, 2009, 12:47:12 AM »

i collect socks.

youngblood · « **Reply #2095 on:** June 04, 2009, 04:25:19 AM »

ive got an obession with brown cords. ive seriously got about 7 pairs of them. i always buy more fearing i'll just rip the ones i already own. i'll stop soon.

ALT · « **Reply #2096 on:** June 04, 2009, 11:11:25 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on May 15, 2009, 06:24:10 PM

I touch my penis at least 3 times* every single day

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pee · « **Reply #2097 on:** June 04, 2009, 11:15:22 AM »

You dudes have some seriously large bladders.

Bipsmound · « **Reply #2098 on:** June 04, 2009, 09:19:02 PM »

Do you have some kind of washroom theme going on with your account? Urine traces, bathtub duckys, shitty posts? XD (<--- the first and last smiley I'll ever type so help me gawd).

pee · « **Reply #2099 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:09:15 AM »

No I didn't but I guess I do. You suckyface.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1748748 times)

Gest

CeeyMar

Mackattack

walrus

sergioflorez

sergioflorez

Livin The Psychedelic Lif

Corby Tender

danker

Cookie Monster

angryfacedman

youngblood

pee

pee