Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1975963 times)

skate_bored · « **Reply #2070 on:** May 11, 2009, 07:11:34 AM »

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 11, 2009, 06:57:25 AM

My 'girlfriend' (really she was just the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend) moved to America last June, and I haven't seen her since. We used to talk on the phone for over six hours at a time, but it's died down and now I haven't talked to her in about two months. I will most likely never see her again, but I still think about her everyday and everytime I touch my penis I am thinking about her. For some reason I just can't get over her and it is really making me miserable. She has a new boyfriend now and the thought of her being with him makes me want to throw up. I keep imagining some fantasy scenario where I come up with some cash to fly there and sweep her off her feet and we spoon a lot. I'm thinking about just straight up saying, we should see eachother again at <insert point in time>, and if she agrees, great, if she doesn't, I will have to go bang sluts and drown my sorrows.

i'll chip in 20 bucks

walrus · « **Reply #2071 on:** May 12, 2009, 01:41:22 PM »

^^ seriously beat the boyfriend up. shed have to look at some fucked up dude and you might feel better until you fuck the girl again

gentle. · « **Reply #2072 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:05:42 PM »

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 11, 2009, 06:57:25 AM

My 'girlfriend' (really she was just the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend) moved to America last June, and I haven't seen her since. We used to talk on the phone for over six hours at a time, but it's died down and now I haven't talked to her in about two months. I will most likely never see her again, but I still think about her everyday and everytime I touch my penis I am thinking about her. For some reason I just can't get over her and it is really making me miserable. She has a new boyfriend now and the thought of her being with him makes me want to throw up. I keep imagining some fantasy scenario where I come up with some cash to fly there and sweep her off her feet and we spoon a lot. I'm thinking about just straight up saying, we should see eachother again at <insert point in time>, and if she agrees, great, if she doesn't, I will have to go bang sluts and drown my sorrows.

if only she knew what a romantic you are on slap

sergioflorez · « **Reply #2073 on:** May 13, 2009, 09:03:40 PM »

so much crap weighing down on me that i broke down and cried my heart out in front of my parents today. just let it all out. i don't know if i feel good about it or not. must sleep.

kilgore. · « **Reply #2074 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:27:53 PM »

Quote from: sergioflorez on May 13, 2009, 09:03:40 PM

so much crap weighing down on me that i broke down and cried my heart out in front of my parents today. just let it all out. i don't know if i feel good about it or not. must sleep.

pics or it didn't happen.

sergioflorez · « **Reply #2075 on:** May 13, 2009, 10:36:16 PM »

a round of applause for maurice everybody. do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2076 on:** May 15, 2009, 06:24:10 PM »

I touch my penis every single day

Upgrayedd · « **Reply #2077 on:** May 16, 2009, 02:35:04 PM »

i havent had a meaningful relationship in years.

Livin The Psychedelic Lif · « **Reply #2078 on:** May 16, 2009, 07:11:05 PM »

sentimental people here.

go out tonight, and party the night away.

skate_bored · « **Reply #2079 on:** May 16, 2009, 08:07:28 PM »

i got pretty high with a friend and came home and now im getting pretty drunk. all alone and can barely stay awake already. kinda bummer.

jalopy james · « **Reply #2080 on:** May 21, 2009, 03:19:53 PM »

Quote from: starvingrobot on May 01, 2009, 12:40:36 PM

Quote from: cigarettebeer on April 30, 2009, 09:55:12 PM
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When I'm in the shower I like to take my ball sack and make it into a tarp to collect some falling water. When it fills up I enjoy dropping the water out of my sack and listening to it hit the shower floor.
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Amazing.

i don't know what made me laugh more- the confession or the reaction.

Corby Tender · « **Reply #2081 on:** May 26, 2009, 10:52:12 AM »

I spend a pretty good amount of time feeling as if I can't relate to anyone.

danker · « **Reply #2082 on:** May 26, 2009, 09:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Corby Tender on May 26, 2009, 10:52:12 AM

I spend a pretty good amount of time feeling as if I can't relate to anyone.

that pretty much means you skateboard

Cookie Monster · « **Reply #2083 on:** May 26, 2009, 10:28:19 PM »

i still buy nerf guns and shoot people in the face with them

Mooley · « **Reply #2084 on:** May 28, 2009, 12:08:42 AM »

Quote from: Cookie Monster on May 26, 2009, 10:28:19 PM

i still buy nerf guns and shoot people in the face with them

Living the dream.

angryfacedman · « **Reply #2085 on:** May 29, 2009, 10:17:30 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on May 15, 2009, 06:24:10 PM

I touch my penis every single day

Me too. But I thought that was pretty normal?

kilgore. · « **Reply #2086 on:** June 01, 2009, 12:47:12 AM »

i collect socks.

youngblood · « **Reply #2087 on:** June 04, 2009, 04:25:19 AM »

ive got an obession with brown cords. ive seriously got about 7 pairs of them. i always buy more fearing i'll just rip the ones i already own. i'll stop soon.

ALT · « **Reply #2088 on:** June 04, 2009, 11:11:25 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on May 15, 2009, 06:24:10 PM

I touch my penis at least 3 times* every single day

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pee · « **Reply #2089 on:** June 04, 2009, 11:15:22 AM »

You dudes have some seriously large bladders.

Bipsmound · « **Reply #2090 on:** June 04, 2009, 09:19:02 PM »

Do you have some kind of washroom theme going on with your account? Urine traces, bathtub duckys, shitty posts? XD (<--- the first and last smiley I'll ever type so help me gawd).

pee · « **Reply #2091 on:** June 05, 2009, 07:09:15 AM »

No I didn't but I guess I do. You suckyface.

Bruh Man · « **Reply #2092 on:** June 08, 2009, 05:49:21 AM »

I drink every day, pretty much all day. Been going strong for years, but not until now have I noticed it affecting other people. Even my friends are starting to wonder.

I just left my mom hanging at the airport for a few hours because I passed out last night. Last week she sat in a local restaurant for 45 minutes waiting for me while I was passed out in my front yard. Even worse than the guilt is the fact that I'm 26 years old and my life is so empty that this is even a big deal. I watched my dad rot in the hospital for 6 months and now that he's gone all I think about is how lonely she must be. If my thoughts are consumed with flashbacks of pops all tripped out on dilaudid I can't even imagine what goes through her mind on a daily basis. Seeing me drunk everyday just makes things worse, especially when all she talks about is how it's just the two of us left. Guilt is a terrible thing.

longballlarry · « **Reply #2093 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:52:53 AM »

you should probably stop drinking

Mackattack · « **Reply #2094 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:29:55 AM »

Quote from: longballlarry on June 08, 2009, 09:52:53 AM

you should probably stop drinking

Not probably, you need to fucking quit drinking.

Ben Throttle · « **Reply #2095 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:07:41 PM »

Girls love baseball players and i don't get it.

danker · « **Reply #2096 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:35:02 PM »

Quote from: Ben Throttle on June 10, 2009, 07:07:41 PM

Girls love baseball players and i don't get it.

I for one have no clue why girls love the people they do

sparksandblood · « **Reply #2097 on:** June 12, 2009, 07:45:07 AM »

Quote from: Ben Throttle on June 10, 2009, 07:07:41 PM

Girls ~~love baseball players and~~ i don't get it.

Bugs · « **Reply #2098 on:** June 12, 2009, 02:09:02 PM »

This is kind of real confessions worthy but since I'm not blowing lines, and smoking a twamp sack every day, and drinking a shit load of booze, I never watch Fully Flared anymore. Same with Yeah Right. That video got stolen from me years ago, and I never re-bought it, mostly due to my high disapointment of Koston's song. Sorry, huge fan of the skaters, videos are not my favorite anymore.

angryfacedman · « **Reply #2099 on:** June 12, 2009, 05:40:55 PM »

I have Down Syndrome.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1975963 times)

walrus

sergioflorez

sergioflorez

Livin The Psychedelic Lif

Corby Tender

danker

Cookie Monster

angryfacedman

youngblood

pee

pee

Mackattack

danker

Bugs

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