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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2070 on: May 11, 2009, 07:11:34 AM »
My 'girlfriend' (really she was just the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend) moved to America last June, and I haven't seen her since. We used to talk on the phone for over six hours at a time, but it's died down and now I haven't talked to her in about two months. I will most likely never see her again, but I still think about her everyday and everytime I touch my penis I am thinking about her. For some reason I just can't get over her and it is really making me miserable. She has a new boyfriend now and the thought of her being with him makes me want to throw up. I keep imagining some fantasy scenario where I come up with some cash to fly there and sweep her off her feet and we spoon a lot. I'm thinking about just straight up saying, we should see eachother again at <insert point in time>, and if she agrees, great, if she doesn't, I will have to go bang sluts and drown my sorrows.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2071 on: May 12, 2009, 01:41:22 PM »
^^ seriously beat the boyfriend up. shed have to look at some fucked up dude and you might feel better until you fuck the girl again
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2072 on: May 12, 2009, 05:05:42 PM »
My 'girlfriend' (really she was just the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend) moved to America last June, and I haven't seen her since. We used to talk on the phone for over six hours at a time, but it's died down and now I haven't talked to her in about two months. I will most likely never see her again, but I still think about her everyday and everytime I touch my penis I am thinking about her. For some reason I just can't get over her and it is really making me miserable. She has a new boyfriend now and the thought of her being with him makes me want to throw up. I keep imagining some fantasy scenario where I come up with some cash to fly there and sweep her off her feet and we spoon a lot. I'm thinking about just straight up saying, we should see eachother again at <insert point in time>, and if she agrees, great, if she doesn't, I will have to go bang sluts and drown my sorrows.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2073 on: May 13, 2009, 09:03:40 PM »
so much crap weighing down on me that i broke down and cried my heart out in front of my parents today. just let it all out. i don't know if i feel good about it or not. must sleep.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2074 on: May 13, 2009, 10:27:53 PM »
so much crap weighing down on me that i broke down and cried my heart out in front of my parents today. just let it all out. i don't know if i feel good about it or not. must sleep.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2075 on: May 13, 2009, 10:36:16 PM »
a round of applause for maurice everybody. do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2076 on: May 15, 2009, 06:24:10 PM »
I touch my penis every single day
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2077 on: May 16, 2009, 02:35:04 PM »
i havent had a meaningful relationship in years.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2078 on: May 16, 2009, 07:11:05 PM »
sentimental people here.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2079 on: May 16, 2009, 08:07:28 PM »
i got pretty high with a friend and came home and now im getting pretty drunk. all alone and can barely stay awake already. kinda bummer.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2080 on: May 21, 2009, 03:19:53 PM »
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When I'm in the shower I like to take my ball sack and make it into a tarp to collect some falling water. When it fills up I enjoy dropping the water out of my sack and listening to it hit the shower floor.
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i don't know what made me laugh more- the confession or the reaction.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2081 on: May 26, 2009, 10:52:12 AM »
I spend a pretty good amount of time feeling as if I can't relate to anyone.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2082 on: May 26, 2009, 09:47:23 PM »
I spend a pretty good amount of time feeling as if I can't relate to anyone.
that pretty much means you skateboard

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2083 on: May 26, 2009, 10:28:19 PM »
i still buy nerf guns and shoot people in the face with them

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2084 on: May 28, 2009, 12:08:42 AM »
i still buy nerf guns and shoot people in the face with them

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2085 on: May 29, 2009, 10:17:30 AM »
I touch my penis every single day
Me too. But I thought that was pretty normal?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2086 on: June 01, 2009, 12:47:12 AM »
i collect socks.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2087 on: June 04, 2009, 04:25:19 AM »
ive got an obession with brown cords. ive seriously got about 7 pairs of them. i always buy more fearing i'll just rip the ones i already own. i'll stop soon.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2088 on: June 04, 2009, 11:11:25 AM »
I touch my penis at least 3 times* every single day
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2089 on: June 04, 2009, 11:15:22 AM »
You dudes have some seriously large bladders.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2090 on: June 04, 2009, 09:19:02 PM »
Do you have some kind of washroom theme going on with your account?  Urine traces, bathtub duckys, shitty posts? XD (<--- the first and last smiley I'll ever type so help me gawd).

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2091 on: June 05, 2009, 07:09:15 AM »
No I didn't but I guess I do. You suckyface.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2092 on: June 08, 2009, 05:49:21 AM »
I drink every day, pretty much all day. Been going strong for years, but not until now have I noticed it affecting other people. Even my friends are starting to wonder.

I just left my mom hanging at the airport for a few hours because I passed out last night. Last week she sat in a local restaurant for 45 minutes waiting for me while I was passed out in my front yard. Even worse than the guilt is the fact that I'm 26 years old and my life is so empty that this is even a big deal. I watched my dad rot in the hospital for 6 months and now that he's gone all I think about is how lonely she must be. If my thoughts are consumed with flashbacks of pops all tripped out on dilaudid I can't even imagine what goes through her mind on a daily basis. Seeing me drunk everyday just makes things worse, especially when all she talks about is how it's just the two of us left. Guilt is a terrible thing.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2093 on: June 08, 2009, 09:52:53 AM »
you should probably stop drinking
I used to post

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2094 on: June 10, 2009, 10:29:55 AM »
you should probably stop drinking

Not probably, you need to fucking quit drinking.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2095 on: June 10, 2009, 07:07:41 PM »
Girls love baseball players and i don't get it.
i thought i was the only one who bruised people with my cum, save it up for about two weeks and release the blast.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2096 on: June 10, 2009, 08:35:02 PM »
Girls love baseball players and i don't get it.
I for one have no clue why girls love the people they do

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2097 on: June 12, 2009, 07:45:07 AM »
Girls love baseball players and i don't get it.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2098 on: June 12, 2009, 02:09:02 PM »
This is kind of real confessions worthy but since I'm not blowing lines, and smoking a twamp sack every day, and drinking a shit load of booze, I never watch Fully Flared anymore. Same with Yeah Right. That video got stolen from me years ago, and I never re-bought it, mostly due to my high disapointment of Koston's song. Sorry, huge fan of the skaters, videos are not my favorite anymore.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #2099 on: June 12, 2009, 05:40:55 PM »
I have Down Syndrome.