real confessions

[Bruh Man]

I drink every day, pretty much all day. Been going strong for years, but not until now have I noticed it affecting other people. Even my friends are starting to wonder.

I just left my mom hanging at the airport for a few hours because I passed out last night. Last week she sat in a local restaurant for 45 minutes waiting for me while I was passed out in my front yard. Even worse than the guilt is the fact that I'm 26 years old and my life is so empty that this is even a big deal. I watched my dad rot in the hospital for 6 months and now that he's gone all I think about is how lonely she must be. If my thoughts are consumed with flashbacks of pops all tripped out on dilaudid I can't even imagine what goes through her mind on a daily basis. Seeing me drunk everyday just makes things worse, especially when all she talks about is how it's just the two of us left. Guilt is a terrible thing.

[longballlarry]

you should probably stop drinking

[Mackattack]

you should probably stop drinking

Not probably, you need to fucking quit drinking.

[Ben Throttle]

Girls love baseball players and i don't get it.

[danker]

Girls love baseball players and i don't get it.

I for one have no clue why girls love the people they do

[sparksandblood]

Girls love baseball players and i don't get it.

[Bugs]

This is kind of real confessions worthy but since I'm not blowing lines, and smoking a twamp sack every day, and drinking a shit load of booze, I never watch Fully Flared anymore. Same with Yeah Right. That video got stolen from me years ago, and I never re-bought it, mostly due to my high disapointment of Koston's song. Sorry, huge fan of the skaters, videos are not my favorite anymore.

[angryfacedman]

I have Down Syndrome.

[rattlehead]

Once I took a shit on somebody's bicycle seat.

[DevilOnEnzyte]

I can't seem to get my life on track.
Every time I get ahead, I fuck up some how and am right back at square one.
I'm afraid of serious relationships, just because I have a fear of attachment after my last breakup.
I was doing great, but getting a DUI really fucked my life up.

[Absurdicon Delta]

you'll always be a fuck-up

lol at your DUI

[jrock]

i'm developing a fetish for Iranian girls after watching all of this news coverage. 

[DevilOnEnzyte]

you'll always be a fuck-up

lol at your DUI

I hope we meet one day, I really do.
So I can kick your fucking teeth out the back of your head, faggot.

[nolliefeebs]

I don't like drinking anymore.
My Dad and I finally reconciled.
I still write graffiti.
I started skating again.
I'm broke.
I don't know why I registed here again but here I am.
I love my 1973 Pontaic Grandville more than some people I know.
I hate the state of Washington.
I still carry a icepick with me whereever I go.
I am the old Slap poster "1992".
I found my roommate dead in his room at my apartment about a year ago in full rigor...that was some scary shit..rest in peace Rich.
I believe in the supernatural...sort of.
I have mellowed out bigtime since 3 years ago.
I try not to let shit get to me like it used to and learned how to control my temper.
I have a new positive outlook on life.

welcome back, 1992. i liked your posts!

[Absurdicon Delta]

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you'll always be a fuck-up

lol at your DUI

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I hope we meet one day, I really do.
So I can kick your fucking teeth out the back of your head, faggot.

^

I am a small white dude. haha
All 5"8 & 150lbs

such harsh words from a tiny, pussy redneck

being such stupid white trash, you're destined to get at least one more DUI. hopefully that results in some prison time (which I've been told is wonderful for small white dudes) or better yet, you dying in a car crash

one can only hope though

[DevilOnEnzyte]

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you'll always be a fuck-up

lol at your DUI

[close]

I hope we meet one day, I really do.
So I can kick your fucking teeth out the back of your head, faggot.

[close]

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I am a small white dude. haha
All 5"8 & 150lbs

[close]

such harsh words from a tiny, pussy redneck

being such stupid white trash, you're destined to get at least one more DUI. hopefully that results in some prison time (which I've been told is wonderful for small white dudes) or better yet, you dying in a car crash

one can only hope though

Its amazing what gaining a little weight and working out can do

But I'm not going to waste my time fighting with a piece of shit like you.
I'm better than that.

[skate_bored]

sooo anybody else maybe addicted to gambling?

[13callsBS]

I always talk shit about fake people in my head, but i guess I'm the fakest one because I am so different than how people see me. Girls will come up to me and talk to me about how nice I am or some shit and I'll just say something cute or funny or something and when I'll leave I'll break shit I'm so pissed. One day I snapped at this one dumb bitch and started ripping on her, from her trendy clothes to stupid music to fake friends, all that shit. She thought I was just "roasting" her or whatever they do on comedy central and told her friends how funny and witty it was. So now I have stupid girls come up to me at school and ask me to "do" them. I tell them to fuck off and they think I was just joking. So one day i was hanging out with 5 fake ass kids in my neighborhood (who also go to my school) and I snapped at them. I was yelling at them so loud, so angrily, they knew I wasnt joking. I yelled for 1/2 an hour and then went home and havent seen em for 5 months. I just go to school, do my work, then skate till 7 and eat. summer is get up at 8, work, eat at 10, skate all day. I broke up with my gf and told her i was trying to sort out my life. So I sacrificed all my "friends" and social life for skating. Now I just hang out at the park. Best part? NO REGRETS.

[oyolar]

i'm lucky to get laid once a year.

[skate_bored]

i love not being sober 

[DevilOnEnzyte]

I have a new girlfriend, but she's so fucking awful in bed it makes me sick.
Yet, I don't want to break up with her because I like her.
But she's horrible in bed.

fuck

[skate_bored]

I have a new girlfriend, but she's so fucking awful in bed it makes me sick.
Yet, I don't want to break up with her because I like her.
But she's horrible in bed.

fuck

oh man that sucks. is it like one of those girls that is too quiet and just lays there and takes no initiative? feels almost like rape, i tell you.

[DevilOnEnzyte]

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I have a new girlfriend, but she's so fucking awful in bed it makes me sick.
Yet, I don't want to break up with her because I like her.
But she's horrible in bed.

fuck

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oh man that sucks. is it like one of those girls that is too quiet and just lays there and takes no initiative? feels almost like rape, i tell you.

She tries to get into it, she's just so terrible.

And since we've only been together a couple weeks, I don't think the "You really suck in bed" talk is a good one to have yet.

[rob2]

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I have a new girlfriend, but she's so fucking awful in bed it makes me sick.
Yet, I don't want to break up with her because I like her.
But she's horrible in bed.

fuck

[close]

oh man that sucks. is it like one of those girls that is too quiet and just lays there and takes no initiative? feels almost like rape, i tell you.

[close]

She tries to get into it, she's just so terrible.

And since we've only been together a couple weeks, I don't think the "You really suck in bed" talk is a good one to have yet.

If shes a fun girl then just stick it out and when your more comfortable together just talk about it and you should be able to sort it all out, she probably just inexperienced or shy

[skate_bored]

yeah, from my experience, the ones you want to keep are the inexperienced or shy ones.

[max power]

i took a shit in a cafe yesteay, blocked the toilet and peaced.

[MexicanSpaniard]

I neglect the Beautifull women thread because of the ass and boob threads.

[DevilOnEnzyte]

i took a shit in a cafe yesteay, blocked the toilet and peaced.

Last sunday, I dropped a major one in the toilet at church and didn't flush

[Doctor Newton]

I neglect the Beautifull women thread because of the ass and boob threads.

Don't we all 

i took a shit in a cafe yesteay, blocked the toilet and peaced.

I did that in Hooter's last year.  Well I didn't block it, it was already tore up and I had to poop so bad I didn't notice the out of order sign on the door of the stall.  Still it was awful.

[jrf]

seems so long ago since i made this thread...........my son is the only thing that has brought me true happieness in the past 4 years, each day i love him more and more.