real confessions

[damian]

my girlfriend would be considered chubby...and i (continue to) love eating pussy.

[skate_bored]

this girl has got me down and my tolerance is too high lately to get drunk without spending a million dollars 

[NostrilsofFury]

Lets start if off:
I woke up with a boner for the past 2 nights, even though I dont remmber my dreams... they were problably good though (awkward to the max)

I dont really even know what being close to family is. Sometimes I feel like it but sometiems I dont, its wierd. Same with me feeling wierd to say I love you to my parents. Just nothing I did when I was a kid so it feels awkward to say now. I guess it will come with maturity 

Im the most awkward person ever and I feel like its because I was homeschooled for most of middleschool. So its as if im 5 years younger with my social skills or something like that

I feel like I dont even really know myself as I should be because I go through phases and sometiems adopt other peoples phrases. Dunno if thats wierd or not lol

I am WAY too judgemental of other people, and sometiems say it outloud too often to make a joke. And it annoys me looking back

I make no sence sometiems in real life, sometimes I feel like I never developed my breain right. Its not that bad though.

I look at shoes too much (but I dont buy hellov them)

Im uncircumcized and I feel good/bad about it. Its annoying because sometimes a few years ago when I used to piss in pools (fucking disgusting anyways) and my skin would poofup and id have to squeeze the water out haha... so fuckign wierd is I

I hate how I go through phases in life like one where I wear hats or something and I look back and realize how it gay it was and how much of a poser I looked like

SO MANY girls like me (asians that are ugly haha) but if Im into a girl, I dont really persue it as to asking her out. Not as much because of rejection (but mayeb it is) but also beceuase I dotn wanna ruin teh relationship we already have, and I think im not good enough because I wouldnt always be able to hold up a convorsation or make funny jokes all the time. But I guess only the right ones say yes.

Maybe more later, I have to brainstorm my other downs 

[CeeyMar]

wat

[skaterdavid]

[skate_bored]

Im uncircumcized and I feel good/bad about it. Its annoying because sometimes a few years ago when I used to piss in pools (fucking disgusting anyways) and my skin would poofup and id have to squeeze the water out haha...

this made my day hahahaha

[sparksandblood]

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Im uncircumcized and I feel good/bad about it. Its annoying because sometimes a few years ago when I used to piss in pools (fucking disgusting anyways) and my skin would poofup and id have to squeeze the water out haha...

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this made my day hahahaha

reading that made my dick very uncomfortable

[Boston.]

if you were crossing the oregon trail would your wagon be covered or not covered?
mine would be covered

when i order pizza i put it in the fridge long enough for it to get cold, then i reheat it myself. i dunno why, but i feel like it always tastes better, and it's crispy but not burnt

i get roidrage mad in a heartbeat sometimes. i'll hulk my shirt, yell, throw stuff, etc.
it must be quite the spectacle

i purposely eat food with a lot of fiber in it just so i can take bigger dumps. it's really funny to me

i've had ridiculous weight changes too; 210 to 138 in a few months without doing anything i wouldn't normally do

[Brewseph]

reminded me of this

[A Rolled Ankle]

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i took a shit in a cafe yesteay, blocked the toilet and peaced.

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i did that at reds cafe on embarcedaro..blew it up so sick and peaced..right when i opened the door someone was waiting, poor guy.

[gojohnygo]

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Im uncircumcized and I feel good/bad about it. Its annoying because sometimes a few years ago when I used to piss in pools (fucking disgusting anyways) and my skin would poofup and id have to squeeze the water out haha...

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this made my day hahahaha

AHAHAHAHAH  ahahahahhaha this made my day too

[skate_bored]

in the past 4 months i've blown through over $2,000, plus spending all my normal money. not sure how the fuck this happened but i gotta tighten up the budget apparently.

[seagle]

I feel as though im too good of a person

[NostrilsofFury]

I just started to learn how to kickflip (Im goung to get it by the end of the month)

I have a pet peeve of kid moustaches, like when a 16 year old has a small greasy quarter inch one... just kills me

[SanchoDave]

my girlfriend would be considered chubby...and i (continue to) love eating pussy.

FUCK YEA mine too best shit I ever had

[SanchoDave]

My dad is a Mexican border hopper he came here when he was 14 and has been working ever since then....
too bad I don't have his work ethic
I hate working period I some how weaseled my way into a 21 an hour paying job with the weekends off
I didn't graduate Highschool... something that still bothers me and why my parents didn't do anything about baffles me further
the thought of Dying is something I think about daily...
I haven't progressed in skating since I was 18 or so... I have actually degressed if that is a word lost tre flips completely amongst other things
due to my lack of confidence breaking my arm recently and my wrist on 2 separate occasions
yet I still love going to the park and hanging out or just cruising around.

[Hola]

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Im uncircumcized and I feel good/bad about it. Its annoying because sometimes a few years ago when I used to piss in pools (fucking disgusting anyways) and my skin would poofup and id have to squeeze the water out haha...

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this made my day hahahaha

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AHAHAHAHAH  ahahahahhaha this made my day too

hahaha is he serious???

[Jack]

I really hate The Berrics

[damian]

the berrics are just fucking boring look at, hence steve berra's touch. i've only been on that site less than a handful of times.

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my girlfriend would be considered chubby...and i (continue to) love eating pussy.

[close]

FUCK YEA mine too best shit I ever had

pal (we're in the same boat, your'e a pal), easily.

[SanchoDave]

oh yes!

[EricLogan]

me and 2 friends upper-decked all 3 toilets in a Wendy's men's room

[snitchers]

My house just got raided because of graffiti.

[yeahbro]

dont mean to be a dick but, unless youre outside of the United States (which i presume your not). thats a lie.

[ice nine]

well if youve posted here for more than a month, you would know hes from australia

[BallDontLie]

well if youve posted here for more than a month, you would know hes from australia

hey penguin meats/stagefright.... my x box live is up and running.

[yeahbro]

well if youve posted here for more than a month, you would know hes from australia

i guess im not a slap vet. like you

[sergioflorez]

210 to 138 in a few months without doing anything i wouldn't normally do

geeze mike. it's been between 190 and 175 for me all year.

[CigaretteBeer]

I wish my dick could whistle

[sparksandblood]

i ollied up this 6 stair at my skate park and now all these kids keep asking me to fucking do it again. i told liek 10 kids to fuck off the other day i felt bad when i got home but fuck i am not even a pro and i am having to deal with this shit, STRAIGHT BULLSHIT, i shouold be getting paid for being a role model

.....cool

[CigaretteBeer]

My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.