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Brewseph · « **Reply #2130 on:** July 04, 2009, 11:26:05 AM »

reminded me of this

A Rolled Ankle · « **Reply #2131 on:** July 04, 2009, 12:53:09 PM »

Quote from: DevilOnEnzyte on June 25, 2009, 10:57:24 PM

Quote from: max power on June 25, 2009, 07:44:22 PM
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i took a shit in a cafe yesteay, blocked the toilet and peaced.
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i did that at reds cafe on embarcedaro..blew it up so sick and peaced..right when i opened the door someone was waiting, poor guy.

gojohnygo · « **Reply #2132 on:** July 04, 2009, 05:49:42 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on July 04, 2009, 07:25:19 AM

Quote from: NostrilsofFury on July 02, 2009, 09:44:51 PM
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Im uncircumcized and I feel good/bad about it. Its annoying because sometimes a few years ago when I used to piss in pools (fucking disgusting anyways) and my skin would poofup and id have to squeeze the water out haha...
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this made my day hahahaha

AHAHAHAHAH ahahahahhaha this made my day too

skate_bored · « **Reply #2133 on:** July 05, 2009, 01:10:46 PM »

in the past 4 months i've blown through over $2,000, plus spending all my normal money. not sure how the fuck this happened but i gotta tighten up the budget apparently.

seagle · « **Reply #2134 on:** July 05, 2009, 01:24:43 PM »

I feel as though im too good of a person

NostrilsofFury · « **Reply #2135 on:** July 05, 2009, 09:56:32 PM »

I just started to learn how to kickflip (Im goung to get it by the end of the month)

I have a pet peeve of kid moustaches, like when a 16 year old has a small greasy quarter inch one... just kills me

SanchoDave · « **Reply #2136 on:** July 06, 2009, 06:35:59 AM »

Quote from: bigdicked john flaherty on June 28, 2009, 02:26:52 AM

my girlfriend would be considered chubby...and i (continue to) love eating pussy.

FUCK YEA mine too best shit I ever had

SanchoDave · « **Reply #2137 on:** July 06, 2009, 06:58:51 AM »

My dad is a Mexican border hopper he came here when he was 14 and has been working ever since then....
too bad I don't have his work ethic
I hate working period I some how weaseled my way into a 21 an hour paying job with the weekends off
I didn't graduate Highschool... something that still bothers me and why my parents didn't do anything about baffles me further
the thought of Dying is something I think about daily...
I haven't progressed in skating since I was 18 or so... I have actually degressed if that is a word lost tre flips completely amongst other things
due to my lack of confidence breaking my arm recently and my wrist on 2 separate occasions
yet I still love going to the park and hanging out or just cruising around.

Hola · « **Reply #2138 on:** July 06, 2009, 08:09:15 AM »

Quote from: gojohnygo on July 04, 2009, 05:49:42 PM

Quote from: skate_bored on July 04, 2009, 07:25:19 AM
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Quote from: NostrilsofFury on July 02, 2009, 09:44:51 PM
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Im uncircumcized and I feel good/bad about it. Its annoying because sometimes a few years ago when I used to piss in pools (fucking disgusting anyways) and my skin would poofup and id have to squeeze the water out haha...
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this made my day hahahaha
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AHAHAHAHAH ahahahahhaha this made my day too

hahaha is he serious???

Jack · « **Reply #2139 on:** July 07, 2009, 08:15:21 AM »

I really hate The Berrics

damian · « **Reply #2140 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:45:15 PM »

the berrics are just fucking boring look at, hence steve berra's touch. i've only been on that site less than a handful of times.

Quote from: SanchoDave on July 06, 2009, 06:35:59 AM

Quote from: bigdicked john flaherty on June 28, 2009, 02:26:52 AM
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my girlfriend would be considered chubby...and i (continue to) love eating pussy.
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FUCK YEA mine too best shit I ever had

pal (we're in the same boat, your'e a pal), easily.

SanchoDave · « **Reply #2141 on:** July 07, 2009, 03:50:25 PM »

oh yes!

EricLogan · « **Reply #2142 on:** July 07, 2009, 05:48:48 PM »

me and 2 friends upper-decked all 3 toilets in a Wendy's men's room

snitchers · « **Reply #2143 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:01:00 PM »

My house just got raided because of graffiti.

yeahbro · « **Reply #2144 on:** July 09, 2009, 10:42:10 PM »

dont mean to be a dick but, unless youre outside of the United States (which i presume your not). thats a lie.

ice nine · « **Reply #2145 on:** July 10, 2009, 07:46:18 PM »

well if youve posted here for more than a month, you would know hes from australia

BallDontLie · « **Reply #2146 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:26:40 PM »

Quote from: ice nine on July 10, 2009, 07:46:18 PM

well if youve posted here for more than a month, you would know hes from australia

hey penguin meats/stagefright.... my x box live is up and running.

yeahbro · « **Reply #2147 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:21:25 PM »

Quote from: ice nine on July 10, 2009, 07:46:18 PM

well if youve posted here for more than a month, you would know hes from australia

i guess im not a slap vet. like you

sergioflorez · « **Reply #2148 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:30:59 PM »

Quote from: Boston. on July 04, 2009, 11:06:35 AM

210 to 138 in a few months without doing anything i wouldn't normally do

geeze mike. it's been between 190 and 175 for me all year.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2149 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:02:14 PM »

I wish my dick could whistle

sparksandblood · « **Reply #2150 on:** July 13, 2009, 11:54:17 AM »

Quote from: My penis is on my forehead on July 13, 2009, 10:22:54 AM

i ollied up this 6 stair at my skate park and now all these kids keep asking me to fucking do it again. i told liek 10 kids to fuck off the other day i felt bad when i got home but fuck i am not even a pro and i am having to deal with this shit, STRAIGHT BULLSHIT, i shouold be getting paid for being a role model

.....cool

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2151 on:** July 13, 2009, 04:18:42 PM »

My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.

vag · « **Reply #2152 on:** July 13, 2009, 09:58:48 PM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on July 13, 2009, 04:18:42 PM

My friend just got 200 oxycontin pills which are 20 mg a piece. She is charging me five dollars a pill which is very reasonable and I plan to buy a lot. I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.

you lucky fucking shit. thats all i have to say

first and only post

popsiclesandskatin · « **Reply #2153 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:27:53 PM »

I was hanging out with my ex she got a phone call and at the end of it she told some guy she loves him to then she hung up and acted like it didn't happen and we then fucked...I ain't scared of the other guy but I probly shouldn't hang out with her, its gonna leave me in a mindfuck, I don't understand women at all

SanchoDave · « **Reply #2154 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:33:15 PM »

Quote from: popsiclesandskatin on July 13, 2009, 10:27:53 PM

I was hanging out with my ex she got a phone call and at the end of it she told some guy she loves him to then she hung up and acted like it didn't happen and we then fucked...I ain't scared of the other guy but I probly shouldn't hang out with her, its gonna leave me in a mindfuck, I don't understand women at all

I used to hang out with my ex and fuck her knowing that she was in a relashionship...the stuff dreams are made of my friend.

dunkin · « **Reply #2155 on:** July 13, 2009, 10:38:06 PM »

Quote from: popsiclesandskatin on July 13, 2009, 10:27:53 PM

I was hanging out with my ex she got a phone call and at the end of it she told some guy she loves him to then she hung up and acted like it didn't happen and we then fucked...I ain't scared of the other guy but I probly shouldn't hang out with her, its gonna leave me in a mindfuck, I don't understand women at all

weird, same thing has pretty much happened to me like three times in the past month... then today my ex smoked weed with me then dipped, didnt give me any pussy in return and flaked on our plans tonight leaving me with slap and a feeble amount of weed.... fucking bitch, i feel your pain pops

skate_bored · « **Reply #2156 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:20:06 PM »

i with all you guys on this one....ive been fucking my ex for the past 2 years here and there since we broke up and shes got a boyfriend. (who hasnt laid a hand on her because his commitment to jesus? we're 22 by the way) whoooooooops.

Quote from: cigarettebeer on July 13, 2009, 04:18:42 PM

I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.

never feel guilty about it.

danker · « **Reply #2157 on:** July 17, 2009, 11:23:12 AM »

Quote from: skate_bored on July 14, 2009, 07:20:06 PM

i with all you guys on this one....ive been fucking my ex for the past 2 years here and there since we broke up and shes got a boyfriend. (who hasnt laid a hand on her because his commitment to jesus? we're 22 by the way) whoooooooops.

Its hard to believe people really do that

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #2158 on:** July 17, 2009, 01:48:20 PM »

^^^
Bantam hater

RaunchyKid · « **Reply #2159 on:** July 17, 2009, 04:55:38 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on July 14, 2009, 07:20:06 PM

i with all you guys on this one....ive been fucking my ex for the past 2 years here and there since we broke up and shes got a boyfriend. (who hasnt laid a hand on her because his commitment to jesus? we're 22 by the way) whoooooooops.

Quote from: cigarettebeer on July 13, 2009, 04:18:42 PM
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I feel kind of guilty because I'm so excited about buying drugs.
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never feel guilty about it.

Haha. I did that in high school because my ex's boyfriend wanted to wait until "after marriage." So, I fucked her for like a year before her boyfriend found out.

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1980806 times)

seagle

NostrilsofFury

SanchoDave

SanchoDave

damian

SanchoDave

yeahbro

yeahbro

sergioflorez

SanchoDave

danker

RaunchyKid

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