So i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.
What could go wrong?