Author Topic: tinder (Read 391072 times)

the snake · « **Reply #1260 on:** March 06, 2015, 11:42:03 AM »

i've seen a goddess with amazing boobs today at the local walmart, fuck tinder !

VHS · « **Reply #1261 on:** March 08, 2015, 04:16:20 AM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 05, 2015, 06:06:24 AM

Just do it man you're already creepy as fuck.

posguy · « **Reply #1262 on:** March 09, 2015, 09:37:02 AM »

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 06, 2015, 11:05:35 AM

But what really is "blue?"

Especially in this day and age when everything is open to interpretation...

Fenzadill · « **Reply #1263 on:** March 09, 2015, 11:31:55 AM »

i hope tobeys not in the clink.

and clink is slang for jail, not underage pussy.

JB · « **Reply #1264 on:** March 09, 2015, 11:35:02 AM »

Quote from: Fenzadill on March 09, 2015, 11:31:55 AM

i hope tobeys not in the clink.

and clink is slang for jail, not underage pussy.

tobey going to jail would be a pretty sick story for the thread tho.

Prince Nelson · « **Reply #1265 on:** March 09, 2015, 12:25:21 PM »

Quote from: VHS on March 08, 2015, 04:16:20 AM

Quote from: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 05, 2015, 06:06:24 AM
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Just do it man you're already creepy as fuck.
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tobey · « **Reply #1266 on:** March 09, 2015, 04:49:21 PM »

Quote from: JB on March 09, 2015, 11:35:02 AM

Quote from: Fenzadill on March 09, 2015, 11:31:55 AM
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i hope tobeys not in the clink.

and clink is slang for jail, not underage pussy.
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tobey going to jail would be a pretty sick story for the thread tho.

ABD 5 years ago

VHS · « **Reply #1267 on:** March 09, 2015, 07:27:31 PM »

Quote from: tobey on March 09, 2015, 04:49:21 PM

Quote from: JB on March 09, 2015, 11:35:02 AM
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tobey going to jail would be a pretty sick story for the thread tho.
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ABD 5 years ago

essal · « **Reply #1268 on:** March 10, 2015, 01:34:13 PM »

I completely lost my tinder game... haven't had a single new match in 2 weeks and Im not even picky.

GoodguyEh · « **Reply #1269 on:** March 11, 2015, 02:40:43 PM »

Saw a girl on tinder named Arnold. Her dad must really not want guys to try and fuck her

KING TUT · « **Reply #1270 on:** March 11, 2015, 08:41:42 PM »

well you know what you gotta do, you gotta fuck her and him.

tobey · « **Reply #1271 on:** March 11, 2015, 09:22:31 PM »

Meeting up with a bisexual chick tomorrow night. Shes only been with two dudes and she said it was terrible. Hopefully i wont be another one

tobey · « **Reply #1272 on:** March 12, 2015, 12:15:05 AM »

If a girl sends you photos the most polite thing to say them is "you just got me hard"

dillanharp · « **Reply #1273 on:** March 12, 2015, 12:17:58 AM »

Quote from: tobey on March 12, 2015, 12:15:05 AM

If a girl sends you photos the most polite thing to say them is "you just got me hard"

No, the polite thing to do is share them with your Slap Pals.

tobey · « **Reply #1274 on:** March 12, 2015, 12:19:11 AM »

Quote from: Nallid on March 12, 2015, 12:17:58 AM

Quote from: tobey on March 12, 2015, 12:15:05 AM
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If a girl sends you photos the most polite thing to say them is "you just got me hard"

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No, the polite thing to do is share them with your Slap Pals.

Hey i sent you the ones last time!

summertimebluesdaddy · « **Reply #1275 on:** March 12, 2015, 02:43:11 PM »

Quote from: GoodguyEh on March 11, 2015, 02:40:43 PM

Saw a girl on tinder named Arnold. Her dad must really not want guys to try and fuck her

Try to get Gerald and Helga into the mix

tobey · « **Reply #1276 on:** March 12, 2015, 10:21:11 PM »

So the bisexual girl ignored me all tonight, wish she sent good photos or i will be sending them to some pals but they arent worth it. Now i was plan on drinking tonight so i didn't take my meds so i felt extra shitty tonight so i just went to the beer place picked up a case and went home. Ended having phone sex with another girl so it wasn't that bad of a night

Edit: and i guess i have a big dick? i don't know the girls i sent it to said i was big but i just thought they were being nice but the only dicks i have seen really is from porn and i never actually measured my dick so yeah i guess i have okay size dick

sweat stains · « **Reply #1277 on:** March 13, 2015, 12:36:10 AM »

post a dick

pencil · « **Reply #1278 on:** March 13, 2015, 11:33:26 AM »

Quote from: sweat stains on March 13, 2015, 12:36:10 AM

post a dick

abudabi

edit: thought you said post a pussy

tobey · « **Reply #1279 on:** March 14, 2015, 10:29:02 PM »

So i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.

What could go wrong?

dillanharp · « **Reply #1280 on:** March 14, 2015, 11:45:17 PM »

Quote from: tobey on March 14, 2015, 10:29:02 PM

So i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.

What could go wrong?

What the fuck Tobey?

tobey · « **Reply #1281 on:** March 15, 2015, 12:39:18 AM »

Quote from: Nallid on March 14, 2015, 11:45:17 PM

Quote from: tobey on March 14, 2015, 10:29:02 PM
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So i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.

What could go wrong?
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What the fuck Tobey?

Well im taking in consideration what everyone said about her when i first posted about her. She can't try to trap a dead man in to having a baby with her or she can't get her parents to hit me up when she thinks im dead.

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #1282 on:** March 15, 2015, 12:58:41 AM »

Are you for real Tobey? holy shit

tobey · « **Reply #1283 on:** March 15, 2015, 01:06:49 AM »

Quote from: Paco Supreme on March 15, 2015, 12:58:41 AM

Are you for real Tobey? holy shit

Maybe not at first but i just asked my friend if he would help me with that status and he said yes. I mean i don't mind lying to slap if i do this or not but i already told my friend and can't let him think im a fuc boi now

KING TUT · « **Reply #1284 on:** March 15, 2015, 02:10:23 AM »

That shit is fool proof Tobey. If you end up changing your mind you can always pull the old twin brother routine as well.

foureyedjim · « **Reply #1285 on:** March 15, 2015, 02:14:51 AM »

I'm laughing but inside I'm sad for you

VHS · « **Reply #1286 on:** March 15, 2015, 03:47:59 AM »

Quote from: tobey on March 15, 2015, 01:06:49 AM

I mean i don't mind lying to slap if i do this or not but i already told my friend and can't let him think im a fuc boi now

dillanharp · « **Reply #1287 on:** March 15, 2015, 09:23:28 AM »

Quote from: tobey on March 15, 2015, 12:39:18 AM

Quote from: Nallid on March 14, 2015, 11:45:17 PM
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Quote from: tobey on March 14, 2015, 10:29:02 PM
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So i think the barely legal chick is looking for a relationship, she is like planning stuff to do with me in the future. So after i hang out with her once, i decided im going to wait till she turns 18. I have a pretty awesome plan on how to end it. I am going to fake my own death. After i hang out with her im going to keep texting her for like a week or two than im just going to stop responding to her. Than im going to get my friend to write a status about me on facebook saying like RIP Kevin while he tags me in the status. After like a couple days of that once she sees it im going to block her on facebook, she will probably think it was deactivated and i will also block her on instagram which she will also think it was deactivated.

What could go wrong?
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What the fuck Tobey?
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Well im taking in consideration what everyone said about her when i first posted about her. She can't try to trap a dead man in to having a baby with her or she can't get her parents to hit me up when she thinks im dead.

Oh, well in that case....

Don't ever hang out with the girl. You should probably not talk to her anymore either. Man the fuck up.

Fenzadill · « **Reply #1288 on:** March 15, 2015, 10:41:30 AM »

wow ok

Prince Nelson · « **Reply #1289 on:** March 15, 2015, 11:15:57 AM »

Tobey, you are the worst kind of person. You're literally saying you're scared to break up with a teenager. Grow the fuck up and stop being a creep.

Author Topic: tinder (Read 391072 times)

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