Alright, I've been lonely long enough. I need to get on tinder.
Since I got dumped by my last girl, like 1.5 yrs old, I've had no standard penetrative sex. Just mutual oral stuff, twice with the same girl.
I still feel pretty depressed about the last relationship, and even though I get lonely, I'd still just rather masturbate, rather than deal with a new girl in that way.
Tobey, would you be the Don Draper (in the Black Mirror Xmas ep), to my nerdy con-man character who gets poisoned in the end.
Just give me the tips and teach me how to manipulate and influence tinder.
Also, do you need a facebook to make a tinder? Cause then it's an automatic no go if I have to.
I've heard conflicting information from friends though, so I dunno what the truth is