Ok, so.... I got matched with this Russian chick, yeah? We talked and she send me a number, like "Alright, give me a call....".
I dialed and of course the fucking thing is out of service. She gave me some bullshit about how I have to text that number and write my name. I got a funny feeling so I did some research and found an old ad from 2010 on community site for Russians in Sweden. The whore had a room to rent to "Russian speaking male". She also said that she was pregnant and 32, the very same age she had on Badoo. Again, this was 7 years ago, blocked the cyka blyat. Fucking Russians....
The plan is to go full bro and take a photo when I'm pumped as fuck in the gym. Yeah, I fucking suck, I know.