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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #150 on: March 12, 2014, 05:40:10 PM »
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So, I was looking through the 15th anniversary issue of thrasher that I have, and I found pretty good sources on the who 5050'd the first handrail:
Gonz interview, page 88:
"Were you the first to 5050 a handrail?
Yeah, I did one at that Savannah contest. Oh yeah, and New York at that Eighth street handrail, it was such a good handrail.  It was a perfect height. It was perfect and it was square. That was a good one. I bet somebody could probably do like, a 180 kickflip to nosegrind down that handrail"

Natas interview, page 81:
"then from railslides [on handrails] you started trying to grind?
"Well, Mark was the first one that grinded- this one in New York. He called me up, "I did a 50/50." Then I ended up in New York, and we went to the same one. It was real low, and he was trying to go up it. And I'm like "What?" he didn't really even get on it"

For the record, these were interviews from '96 and they were talking about the mid '80's.
So, yeah, hopefully this confirms that:
-Gonz is pure beast, and a god amongst men (trying to go up handrails at a time when he was the only person who could grind down them)
-And first 5050 down a rail goes to Gonz.
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This is all true but I think the point they were making in the EL episode was about the first handrail 5050 PHOTO to appear in a mag
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I think gipper is going back to what we were talking about a couple of pages ago which started out on who had the first photo but then got into who did the first one and we found out gonz did the first one and danny sargent actually had the first photo of one in a mag. i congratulate your nerditude gipp
Thank you and yes, that was what I was referring to.  People were saying that they thought Templeton's comment meant he was the first to 5050 a rail, and the discussion came up and we said it was either Gonz or Natas. Then I saw this and posted it.

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #151 on: March 12, 2014, 09:03:59 PM »
i wonder what level ed's skating is at right now.

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #152 on: March 12, 2014, 09:10:45 PM »



Sharktits, now is the time where you claim you didn't mean what you typed earlier and play the innocent dumbass.
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now's the time i tell you to fuck your mother. templetits got the first ad. everyone knows natas and gonz invented rails in the 80s and julien got credit for the first fs board up the hill from dolores park.

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #153 on: March 12, 2014, 09:26:23 PM »
i wonder what level ed's skating is at right now.

Nil....hurt himself pretty bad....

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #154 on: March 12, 2014, 10:21:20 PM »
I'm not going to quote you, because you fucked it all up like an idiot, but that was my point, you idiot. I wasn't contradicting that at all, I was referring to our earlier conversation on this thread (which actually does contradict it. Danny Sargent was the first 5050 photo in an ad. Ed was #2)
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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #155 on: March 13, 2014, 03:31:26 AM »
I'm not going to quote you, because you fucked it all up like an idiot, but that was my point, you idiot. I wasn't contradicting that at all, I was referring to our earlier conversation on this thread (which actually does contradict it. Danny Sargent was the first 5050 photo in an ad. Ed was #2)

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #156 on: March 13, 2014, 04:30:51 AM »
For all we know some unknown dude could have 5050d the first handrail that didn't even skate with filmers.

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #157 on: March 13, 2014, 05:13:21 AM »
For all we know some unknown dude could have 5050d the first handrail that didn't even skate with filmers.
It was Duane Peters, only photos have mattresses under the rail though

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #158 on: March 13, 2014, 05:28:35 AM »
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For all we know some unknown dude could have 5050d the first handrail that didn't even skate with filmers.
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It was Duane Peters, only photos have mattresses under the rail though
lol! We're old. cheers
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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #159 on: March 13, 2014, 09:59:39 AM »

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« Reply #160 on: March 13, 2014, 10:16:18 AM »
thanks iceman. that went by too fast! mike v 'you accusing me of stealing your money? i'm comin over to kick your ass...... about that money, i just had a kid, i needed it so i took you money.'
piece of shit, glad ed got to tell that story. welcome to hell forever, holmes!

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #161 on: March 13, 2014, 10:17:00 AM »
Wow mike v is such an asshole. Who the fuck steals someone's money and then threatens to beat their ass for being asked about it. I guess the silver lining is that if mike hadn't kicked ed off, toy machine might never have started which would be a tragedy.
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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #162 on: March 13, 2014, 10:19:19 AM »
Yesss!! I like how they got Burnett for this. they really need episodes dedicated to filmers/photographers. they must have the best tour stories

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #163 on: March 13, 2014, 10:29:35 AM »
Haha... fucking Charlie Coatney. Curious as to what all those "Live" dudes did once they got dumped off the team

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #164 on: March 13, 2014, 10:40:44 AM »
So good.

And of course fuck Mike V.
We all know you have two sexy anthropomorphic wolves who buttfuck each other on the bottom of your board.

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #165 on: March 13, 2014, 11:00:59 AM »
Getting better and better and better. Like a history channel video that you actually want to watch.
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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #166 on: March 13, 2014, 11:01:19 AM »
Give your deck to deck editor.

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #167 on: March 13, 2014, 11:13:36 AM »
Fuck Ed is dishin it up! don't think this episode will help Elephants sale  ???

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #168 on: March 13, 2014, 11:15:44 AM »
Fuck Ed is dishin it up! don't think this episode will help Elephants sale  ???
Are you suggesting Elephant has sales?

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #169 on: March 13, 2014, 11:19:40 AM »
anyone have a scan of those 'he-man ed haters club' letters? some of the funniest stuff in big brother. 'ed i will dress you up in lederhosen, only then will you realize you are gaylord.'
'you'll sleep over my house and eat fruity cheerios. you throw up, my mom cleans up the mess. then you show me your kung food style.'
most pros the more you know about them it is disenchanting but it seems ed can do no wrong.

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #170 on: March 13, 2014, 11:30:15 AM »
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Fuck Ed is dishin it up! don't think this episode will help Elephants sale  ???
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Are you suggesting Elephant has sales?
No and perhaps subconsciously my type-o of the non pluralized sale, was trying to say that

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #171 on: March 13, 2014, 11:40:52 AM »
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I'm not going to quote you, because you fucked it all up like an idiot, but that was my point, you idiot. I wasn't contradicting that at all, I was referring to our earlier conversation on this thread (which actually does contradict it. Danny Sargent was the first 5050 photo in an ad. Ed was #2)
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For a teacher, you really do come off as a cock.

You know what they say, "Those who can, can.  Those who can't, teach."

Couldn't resist putting that out there to rile up the Gip.

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #172 on: March 13, 2014, 01:19:37 PM »
Man I love this Ed series, the best one in a while, maybe even ever. That Mike V story is really messed up, I always used to think TV was cool and wondered why it fell apart, guess that explains it.
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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #173 on: March 13, 2014, 01:34:36 PM »
Quote from: D. Bag  link=topic=76449.msg2106794#msg2106794 date=1394736052
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I'm not going to quote you, because you fucked it all up like an idiot, but that was my point, you idiot. I wasn't contradicting that at all, I was referring to our earlier conversation on this thread (which actually does contradict it. Danny Sargent was the first 5050 photo in an ad. Ed was #2)
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For a teacher, you really do come off as a cock.
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You know what they say, "Those who can, can.  Those who can't, teach."

Couldn't resist putting that out there to rile up the Gip.

actually, it goes, "those who can, DO, and those who can't, teach."

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #174 on: March 13, 2014, 01:42:26 PM »
Anybody else waiting for Ethan to pop up? I guess they're already moving into Welcome To Hell territory though  :'(

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #175 on: March 13, 2014, 02:12:53 PM »
Quote from: D. Bag ? link=topic=76449.msg2106794#msg2106794 date=1394736052
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I'm not going to quote you, because you fucked it all up like an idiot, but that was my point, you idiot. I wasn't contradicting that at all, I was referring to our earlier conversation on this thread (which actually does contradict it. Danny Sargent was the first 5050 photo in an ad. Ed was #2)
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For a teacher, you really do come off as a cock.
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You know what they say, "Those who can, can.?  Those who can't, teach."

Couldn't resist putting that out there to rile up the Gip.
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actually, it goes, "those who can, DO, and those who can't, teach."

That's what I get for posting within 15 minutes of waking up.

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #176 on: March 13, 2014, 02:26:23 PM »
i was hoping jahmal williams would pop up and not Bianca olsen

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #177 on: March 13, 2014, 02:28:05 PM »
Damn, I'd hate on Mike V but I'm scared he'll come over and kick my ass.

P.S. Thank you Patrick for such an awesome episode series after that Green Label Thee Thee Malto bullshit that probably funded this one.  

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #178 on: March 13, 2014, 03:30:34 PM »
i'm assuming the next episode they'll discuss the dissolving of the Toy Machine team?  I guess I'd like to hear about the Muska story and why everybody left.

Amazing series, really hope there can be at least 2 more.

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Re: epically templetits
« Reply #179 on: March 13, 2014, 03:41:21 PM »
i was hoping jahmal williams would pop up