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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #360 on: April 27, 2023, 09:01:24 AM »
anyone who says yes will roast in hell

I'm so far ahead of the curve on this one bruh.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #361 on: April 27, 2023, 11:33:11 AM »
As long as you don't try to convert me I really don't care anything

Also I wouldn't buy anything skate related mixed with religion, never had either


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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #362 on: April 27, 2023, 04:33:24 PM »
I wonder if religious skaters pray stuff like, "Lord, please give me a higher ollie today," or, "Father, is there going to be any halfpipes in heaven?" or, "Heavenly father, is it wrong to do a gay twist?"

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #363 on: April 27, 2023, 04:54:48 PM »
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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #364 on: May 03, 2023, 08:04:36 AM »
Rodney is a christian so no.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #365 on: May 03, 2023, 08:54:53 AM »
Yes
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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #366 on: May 03, 2023, 09:58:36 AM »
Rodney is a christian so no.
He also likes to punch himself in the head when pressured, and always seems on the verge of crying in interviews as well. Shredder no doubt though haha.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #367 on: May 03, 2023, 03:50:26 PM »
Jordan Richter is cool. still don't wanna watch his parts.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #368 on: May 03, 2023, 11:59:37 PM »
Jordan Richter is cool. still don't wanna watch his parts.
Um… that’s gonna be a big NO from me, dawg.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #369 on: May 04, 2023, 12:50:31 AM »
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Rodney is a christian so no.
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He also likes to punch himself in the head when pressured, and always seems on the verge of crying in interviews as well. Shredder no doubt though haha.

He has an overwhelming love for skateboarding and recognises that it is something special, which is nothing but commendable. Nothing but love for him considering everything he's done for us.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #370 on: May 04, 2023, 05:13:39 AM »
I wonder if religious skaters pray stuff like, "Lord, please give me a higher ollie today," or, "Father, is there going to be any halfpipes in heaven?" or, "Heavenly father, is it wrong to do a gay twist?"


It’s not wrong to do a gay twist but sure as hell isn’t right either. If you make it in, I’d politely ask you to leave, regardless.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #371 on: May 04, 2023, 05:41:18 AM »
You yanks take on being non religious like it’s a religion. Stop acting like psychopaths. I gotta say though legal abortions are handy so I kinda get where you’re coming from. Shame you psychos have all the nukes and guns. Can you all just chill out?

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #372 on: May 04, 2023, 05:53:41 AM »
I was curious if anyone knew if Salman is still a Christian? I watched his nine club which was one of the best ones I've seen, and he seemed to make reference to his past with skate Church camps and whatnot, but I'm wondering if today he still believes.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #373 on: May 04, 2023, 08:06:39 AM »
Religious people don't usually understand their own shit.

"I'm going to the great class reunion in the sky. Be with lost loved ones!"

Nah fool. You getting a glorified body. Gonna sit at the feet of God like a fucking house cat for all eternity.

Read your Bible lol.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #374 on: May 04, 2023, 08:28:03 AM »
I was curious if anyone knew if Salman is still a Christian? I watched his nine club which was one of the best ones I've seen, and he seemed to make reference to his past with skate Church camps and whatnot, but I'm wondering if today he still believes.
He’s currently got a pro model w/ Powell, so that leads me to believe he is still a man of some sort of faith.
Whether or not he’s a “man of god” is another matter.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #375 on: May 04, 2023, 09:10:25 AM »
You yanks take on being non religious like it’s a religion. Stop acting like psychopaths. I gotta say though legal abortions are handy so I kinda get where you’re coming from. Shame you psychos have all the nukes and guns. Can you all just chill out?

Yeah it's definitely only Americans who take issue with religious zealots and speak up about it.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #376 on: May 04, 2023, 12:49:14 PM »
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You yanks take on being non religious like it’s a religion. Stop acting like psychopaths. I gotta say though legal abortions are handy so I kinda get where you’re coming from. Shame you psychos have all the nukes and guns. Can you all just chill out?
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Yeah it's definitely only Americans who take issue with religious zealots and speak up about it.

Should have spoken a little louder when roe v wade was on the table big enlightened SF guy. The difference is you’re all evangelicals, whether it be religious zealotry or politically correct zealotry or capitalist zealotry or constitutional zealotry. It would be chill but you’re the only country to have ever dropped a nuke and you have all these military bases around the world and make all the guns. So again, chill out with all your nondenominational evangelical embrace of literally any idea. It’s a puritanical mode of learning you just gotta give up. Good luck.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #377 on: June 18, 2023, 11:46:30 PM »
are they lame? yes.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #378 on: June 19, 2023, 12:27:38 AM »
They're lame when they bring it on the table too much, otherwise that doesn't annoy me.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #379 on: June 19, 2023, 01:38:53 AM »
religious zealous is just as lame as overly atheist people, it’s the loud know it all and enlightened holier than than thou vibe they both give off when I feel like no one knows. People put the same blind faith in Science when hundreds of years from now if humans are still around they will say we were primitive idiots who’s calculations were mostly incorrect, you can’t prove either way. Honestly I think that carbon based life forms with our level of emotional capabilities and general intelligence existing out of a fluke is just as far fetched as what ever the fuck Mormons or other devote Christian groups believe. All we can really do is love one another and minimize the suffering of our common situation we share in the present moment.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #380 on: June 19, 2023, 03:47:53 AM »
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #381 on: June 19, 2023, 04:34:20 AM »
No as long as they’re not bugging people about their beliefs

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #382 on: June 19, 2023, 05:14:53 AM »
Anyone on earth who's religious is lame as fuck. You're kidding yourself if you think otherwise.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #383 on: June 19, 2023, 09:02:27 AM »
Can we give Ray Barbee and Lance a pass?


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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #384 on: June 19, 2023, 09:05:34 AM »
I wonder if religious skaters pray stuff like, "Lord, please give me a higher ollie today," or, "Father, is there going to be any halfpipes in heaven?" or, "Heavenly father, is it wrong to do a gay twist?"

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #385 on: June 19, 2023, 09:10:42 AM »
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You yanks take on being non religious like it’s a religion. Stop acting like psychopaths. I gotta say though legal abortions are handy so I kinda get where you’re coming from. Shame you psychos have all the nukes and guns. Can you all just chill out?
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Yeah it's definitely only Americans who take issue with religious zealots and speak up about it.
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Should have spoken a little louder when roe v wade was on the table big enlightened SF guy. The difference is you’re all evangelicals, whether it be religious zealotry or politically correct zealotry or capitalist zealotry or constitutional zealotry. It would be chill but you’re the only country to have ever dropped a nuke and you have all these military bases around the world and make all the guns. So again, chill out with all your nondenominational evangelical embrace of literally any idea. It’s a puritanical mode of learning you just gotta give up. Good luck.

What the fuck are you talking about you kook?

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #386 on: June 19, 2023, 09:34:16 AM »
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You yanks take on being non religious like it’s a religion. Stop acting like psychopaths. I gotta say though legal abortions are handy so I kinda get where you’re coming from. Shame you psychos have all the nukes and guns. Can you all just chill out?
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Yeah it's definitely only Americans who take issue with religious zealots and speak up about it.
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Should have spoken a little louder when roe v wade was on the table big enlightened SF guy. The difference is you’re all evangelicals, whether it be religious zealotry or politically correct zealotry or capitalist zealotry or constitutional zealotry. It would be chill but you’re the only country to have ever dropped a nuke and you have all these military bases around the world and make all the guns. So again, chill out with all your nondenominational evangelical embrace of literally any idea. It’s a puritanical mode of learning you just gotta give up. Good luck.
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What the fuck are you talking about you kook?

I think he's trying to say that Americans take things too far, which is certainly true, but "evangelical" has a meaning and it's not a synonym for "zealot", and while America has a massive population of evangelicals, it's also true that evangelicalism is basically the only growing form of Christianity worldwide. Literally I am just guessing here because those paragraphs are gibberish.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #387 on: June 19, 2023, 09:36:53 AM »
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You yanks take on being non religious like it’s a religion. Stop acting like psychopaths. I gotta say though legal abortions are handy so I kinda get where you’re coming from. Shame you psychos have all the nukes and guns. Can you all just chill out?
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Yeah it's definitely only Americans who take issue with religious zealots and speak up about it.
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Should have spoken a little louder when roe v wade was on the table big enlightened SF guy. The difference is you’re all evangelicals, whether it be religious zealotry or politically correct zealotry or capitalist zealotry or constitutional zealotry. It would be chill but you’re the only country to have ever dropped a nuke and you have all these military bases around the world and make all the guns. So again, chill out with all your nondenominational evangelical embrace of literally any idea. It’s a puritanical mode of learning you just gotta give up. Good luck.
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What the fuck are you talking about you kook?
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I think he's trying to say that Americans take things too far, which is certainly true, but "evangelical" has a meaning and it's not a synonym for "zealot", and while America has a massive population of evangelicals, it's also true that evangelicalism is basically the only growing form of Christianity worldwide. Literally I am just guessing here because those paragraphs are gibberish.

Thank you for the help.

People that paint with a brush as broad as an entire country are closed-minded assholes and can fuck right off. Not saying America is not a complete disaster, but save your xenophobic population bashing for someone who doesn't think you're insane.
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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #388 on: June 19, 2023, 10:05:43 AM »
you just gotta

ah ha.

And which educational system taught you to make such ludicrous and sweeping generalizations? And how much time have you spent living in the US?

Easy to pass judgements based on politics, news and entertainment. It looks a little different and far more nuanced on the ground.

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Re: Are religious pros lame?
« Reply #389 on: June 19, 2023, 12:38:39 PM »