Skateboarding conspiracies thread

[B. Hopper]

Many skateboarders do not know the definition of the word 'conspiracy'.

[Freelancevagrant]

Big shoelace is a majority share holder in all major shoe brands and does everything in their power to make slip ons less desirable.

Big shoe lace knows their product is sub par and continues to crush any competition.

Big shoelace is also responsible for the quick death of frictionless grip tape.

I’ve said too much.

[Hellride]

Many skateboarders do not know the definition of the word 'conspiracy'.

[JimGeko]

Some heavy hitters behind the scenes in big skateboarding have conspired together to protect skateboarding from the evil Olympic machine. These conspirators joined forces with the deep state and released a man-made strain of corona virus out of Wuhan, China. This virus we now know as COVID-19 has cause a pandemic across the whole world solely to cancel the Olympic Games and save skateboarding from its evil.

[figureitout]

Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

[Hellride]

Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

I'm sure Ed Templeton has a black BULL

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

big truck co are in cohorts with big wheel co to make their axles as shitty as possible whilst increasing wheel prices so you can't replace one without the other

im buying a ar-15

[DarthDingusMaximus]

Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

Ed Templeton is the skateboarding equivalent of Ian Mackaye.

Check it out from Ian's loudmouth of self-righteousness PC garbage to Ed's creepy stalking pictures that seem to bite off Larry Clarke they're losing my  interest.

I realize despite being pioneers in their respective field's art music skating quasi cuckold beta weenie feminist crybabies whom have a face you want to punch in.

[Banned from the room]

Creature put more money in Varg's pocket. He co wrote that song

[cky enthusiast]

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Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

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Ed Templeton is the skateboarding equivalent of Ian Mackaye.

Check it out from Ian's loudmouth of self-righteousness PC garbage to Ed's creepy stalking pictures that seem to bite off Larry Clarke they're losing my  interest.

I realize despite being pioneers in their respective field's art music skating quasi cuckold beta weenie feminist crybabies whom have a face you want to punch in.

typing through the tears

[Sluggloaph]

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Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

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Ed Templeton is the skateboarding equivalent of Ian Mackaye.

Check it out from Ian's loudmouth of self-righteousness PC garbage to Ed's creepy stalking pictures that seem to bite off Larry Clarke they're losing my  interest.

I realize despite being pioneers in their respective field's art music skating quasi cuckold beta weenie feminist crybabies whom have a face you want to punch in.

If that shape comes in an 8 I'm skating it.

[Jerrys Kid]

Some notable filmers and photographers really enjoy having teenage boys come over to their house and take photos of them with their shirts off.

[Surf The Earth]

Rob Dyrdek is Deer Man of the Dark woods

[bob george]

Creature put more money in Varg's pocket. He co wrote that song

I did a lil' google. I see the darkthrone x creature boards, but what do you mean? what song? what did they do?

[manysnakes]

Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

He gets *incredibly* sensitive whenever anyone suggests that some of the thousands of photos of scantily clad teenage girls he posts on his Instagram could maybe be seen as being in bad taste

Would anyone here be surprised if we found out that Ed and Deanna were swingers/poly/what the fuck ever?

[ok boomer]

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Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

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He gets *incredibly* sensitive whenever anyone suggests that some of the thousands of photos of scantily clad teenage girls he posts on his Instagram could maybe be seen as being in bad taste

Would anyone here be surprised if we found out that Ed and Deanna were swingers/poly/what the fuck ever?

not me

[RENTSTRIKE]

I think there was a blog post/piece of short fiction from Second Hand Embarrassment (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/) about Deanna taking young skaters virginity and Ed being into it, which always led me to believe that there was an open secret in the industry about them having some kind of swinger/poly/hotwife type arrangement.

I could be wrong, and I'm too lazy to look for the story now, but it might be worth searching the blog for the post if you're yearning for that kind of intimate knowledge about what goes down in the Templeton household. Cute couple regardless.

[cky enthusiast]

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Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

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He gets *incredibly* sensitive whenever anyone suggests that some of the thousands of photos of scantily clad teenage girls he posts on his Instagram could maybe be seen as being in bad taste

Would anyone here be surprised if we found out that Ed and Deanna were swingers/poly/what the fuck ever?

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i don't want to say it would be more surprising if they weren't but for how liberal or artfag left they come across, to marry and stay together with your first girlfriend for all eternity is awful traditional. i think it's great if true butit doesn't jibe with the pics of her grabbing rowley's dick through his trousers in a hot tub or some of ed's hornyposting.

this post set off my nerd alarm, hope you go outside soon

[manysnakes]

I think there was a blog post/piece of short fiction from Second Hand Embarrassment (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/) about Deanna taking young skaters virginity and Ed being into it, which always led me to believe that there was an open secret in the industry about them having some kind of swinger/poly/hotwife type arrangement.

I could be wrong, and I'm too lazy to look for the story now, but it might be worth searching the blog for the post if you're yearning for that kind of intimate knowledge about what goes down in the Templeton household. Cute couple regardless.

He has taken photos and made paintings of Deanna and other women, naked together in what appear to be post-coital arrangements, so this tracks

[Dwyck]

Has anyone ever seen a 7.5 Alexis Sablone board? Are we sure she exists and isn't an op to convince skaters to go to college for 8 years

[Mr. Stinky]

Has anyone ever seen a 7.5 Alexis Sablone board? Are we sure she exists and isn't an op to convince skaters to go to college for 8 years

I just listened to her Bunt episode yesterday and am convinced no one that cool can possibly exist.

[nincompoop]

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Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

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He gets *incredibly* sensitive whenever anyone suggests that some of the thousands of photos of scantily clad teenage girls he posts on his Instagram could maybe be seen as being in bad taste

Would anyone here be surprised if we found out that Ed and Deanna were swingers/poly/what the fuck ever?

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i don't want to say it would be more surprising if they weren't but for how liberal or artfag left they come across, to marry and stay together with your first girlfriend for all eternity is awful traditional. i think it's great if true butit doesn't jibe with the pics of her grabbing rowley's dick through his trousers in a hot tub or some of ed's hornyposting.

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this post set off my nerd alarm, hope you go outside soon

in what way? i'm all for tradition and monogamy, you just don't usually expect it from people who push leftist idiocy. and tempa t is a commie pinko [who made a million dollars selling bad art].

[suckmadeck]

I think there was a blog post/piece of short fiction from Second Hand Embarrassment (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/) about Deanna taking young skaters virginity and Ed being into it, which always led me to believe that there was an open secret in the industry about them having some kind of swinger/poly/hotwife type arrangement.

I could be wrong, and I'm too lazy to look for the story now, but it might be worth searching the blog for the post if you're yearning for that kind of intimate knowledge about what goes down in the Templeton household. Cute couple regardless.

https://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2018/06/welcome-to-dollhouse.html

Dear god I read all that. I can't imagine Deanne being a coke head. I hope this is all bollocks lmao

[Matthew_James]

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Companies put out b-sides and rough cuts to subtly encourage amateur re-edits. These re-edits, when uploaded to YouTube, ensure that the actual part/video will be lost in the mix and thus, much more difficult to bootleg.

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except pretty much all of them are posted on thrasher, which the companies pay to put up there, so surely they don't care about ti getting bootlegged?

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i've never heard of this. which companies are paying?

You can tell which content is basically paid advertising by the Thrasher Magazine opener at the beginning of the video, the stuff that’s paid to be put up has more unique imaging beyond the normal flame logo.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

Skateline was made to be a personification of the banter on the Slap Message Boards so Ride Channel/Thrasher can profit off of the online discourse around skateboarding.

[Mr. Stinky]

Skateline was made to be a personification of the banter on the Slap Message Boards so Ride Channel/Thrasher can profit off of the online discourse around skateboarding.

I had this thought seriously two weeks ago.  This feels like Newton and Leibniz inventing calculus, apart from lacking in actual consequence for the world. 

[Willie]

Alien Work Shop accurately predicted/tried to warn us about a hostile Alien takeover that has now reached Stage 2 (of 4). 

AWS
AWS
AWS
AWS=Amazon Web Services

Not a coincidence.

[Freelancevagrant]

Someone’s going to get sacked so badly at the Olympic they will need an ambulance.

This injury will spawn the creation of a skating underwear brand with a built in cup and swamp ass and skid mark resistant mesh comprised of crosslocked nanofiber technology.

This underwear brand will be called Taint Saint and will become publicly traded within 90 days of initial launch and have a 5 minute ad spot on every episode of the 9 club.

The success will be followed with additional versions called the Crotch Guard specifically designed for women, trans, gender fluid and non binary folks of course.

The spokesperson will be &&

[sus]

Someone’s going to get sacked so badly at the Olympic they will need an ambulance.

This injury will spawn the creation of a skating underwear brand with a built in cup and swamp ass and skid mark resistant mesh comprised of crosslocked nanofiber technology.

This underwear brand will be called Taint Saint and will become publicly traded within 90 days of initial launch and have a 5 minute ad spot on every episode of the 9 club.

The success will be followed with additional versions called the Crotch Guard specifically designed for women, trans, gender fluid and non binary folks of course.

The spokesperson will be &&

i dunno why but this reminded me of a restaurant i drove by this weekend that was called Mrs Gooch's cafe

also can't help but think of this video as well:

[KRKD1]

The motor bike Ali and Shane were on at the time of the accident was purposely sabatoged.