Skateboarding conspiracies thread

[cky enthusiast]

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Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

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He gets *incredibly* sensitive whenever anyone suggests that some of the thousands of photos of scantily clad teenage girls he posts on his Instagram could maybe be seen as being in bad taste

Would anyone here be surprised if we found out that Ed and Deanna were swingers/poly/what the fuck ever?

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i don't want to say it would be more surprising if they weren't but for how liberal or artfag left they come across, to marry and stay together with your first girlfriend for all eternity is awful traditional. i think it's great if true butit doesn't jibe with the pics of her grabbing rowley's dick through his trousers in a hot tub or some of ed's hornyposting.

this post set off my nerd alarm, hope you go outside soon

[manysnakes]

I think there was a blog post/piece of short fiction from Second Hand Embarrassment (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/) about Deanna taking young skaters virginity and Ed being into it, which always led me to believe that there was an open secret in the industry about them having some kind of swinger/poly/hotwife type arrangement.

I could be wrong, and I'm too lazy to look for the story now, but it might be worth searching the blog for the post if you're yearning for that kind of intimate knowledge about what goes down in the Templeton household. Cute couple regardless.

He has taken photos and made paintings of Deanna and other women, naked together in what appear to be post-coital arrangements, so this tracks

[Dwyck]

Has anyone ever seen a 7.5 Alexis Sablone board? Are we sure she exists and isn't an op to convince skaters to go to college for 8 years

[Mr. Stinky]

Has anyone ever seen a 7.5 Alexis Sablone board? Are we sure she exists and isn't an op to convince skaters to go to college for 8 years

I just listened to her Bunt episode yesterday and am convinced no one that cool can possibly exist.

[nincompoop]

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Ed and Deanna Templeton are a NONCE couple.

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He gets *incredibly* sensitive whenever anyone suggests that some of the thousands of photos of scantily clad teenage girls he posts on his Instagram could maybe be seen as being in bad taste

Would anyone here be surprised if we found out that Ed and Deanna were swingers/poly/what the fuck ever?

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i don't want to say it would be more surprising if they weren't but for how liberal or artfag left they come across, to marry and stay together with your first girlfriend for all eternity is awful traditional. i think it's great if true butit doesn't jibe with the pics of her grabbing rowley's dick through his trousers in a hot tub or some of ed's hornyposting.

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this post set off my nerd alarm, hope you go outside soon

in what way? i'm all for tradition and monogamy, you just don't usually expect it from people who push leftist idiocy. and tempa t is a commie pinko [who made a million dollars selling bad art].

[suckmadeck]

I think there was a blog post/piece of short fiction from Second Hand Embarrassment (http://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/) about Deanna taking young skaters virginity and Ed being into it, which always led me to believe that there was an open secret in the industry about them having some kind of swinger/poly/hotwife type arrangement.

I could be wrong, and I'm too lazy to look for the story now, but it might be worth searching the blog for the post if you're yearning for that kind of intimate knowledge about what goes down in the Templeton household. Cute couple regardless.

https://secondhandembarrassment.blogspot.com/2018/06/welcome-to-dollhouse.html

Dear god I read all that. I can't imagine Deanne being a coke head. I hope this is all bollocks lmao

[Matthew_James]

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Companies put out b-sides and rough cuts to subtly encourage amateur re-edits. These re-edits, when uploaded to YouTube, ensure that the actual part/video will be lost in the mix and thus, much more difficult to bootleg.

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except pretty much all of them are posted on thrasher, which the companies pay to put up there, so surely they don't care about ti getting bootlegged?

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i've never heard of this. which companies are paying?

You can tell which content is basically paid advertising by the Thrasher Magazine opener at the beginning of the video, the stuff that’s paid to be put up has more unique imaging beyond the normal flame logo.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

Skateline was made to be a personification of the banter on the Slap Message Boards so Ride Channel/Thrasher can profit off of the online discourse around skateboarding.

[Mr. Stinky]

Skateline was made to be a personification of the banter on the Slap Message Boards so Ride Channel/Thrasher can profit off of the online discourse around skateboarding.

I had this thought seriously two weeks ago.  This feels like Newton and Leibniz inventing calculus, apart from lacking in actual consequence for the world. 

[Willie]

Alien Work Shop accurately predicted/tried to warn us about a hostile Alien takeover that has now reached Stage 2 (of 4). 

AWS
AWS
AWS
AWS=Amazon Web Services

Not a coincidence.

[Freelancevagrant]

Someone’s going to get sacked so badly at the Olympic they will need an ambulance.

This injury will spawn the creation of a skating underwear brand with a built in cup and swamp ass and skid mark resistant mesh comprised of crosslocked nanofiber technology.

This underwear brand will be called Taint Saint and will become publicly traded within 90 days of initial launch and have a 5 minute ad spot on every episode of the 9 club.

The success will be followed with additional versions called the Crotch Guard specifically designed for women, trans, gender fluid and non binary folks of course.

The spokesperson will be &&

[sus]

Someone’s going to get sacked so badly at the Olympic they will need an ambulance.

This injury will spawn the creation of a skating underwear brand with a built in cup and swamp ass and skid mark resistant mesh comprised of crosslocked nanofiber technology.

This underwear brand will be called Taint Saint and will become publicly traded within 90 days of initial launch and have a 5 minute ad spot on every episode of the 9 club.

The success will be followed with additional versions called the Crotch Guard specifically designed for women, trans, gender fluid and non binary folks of course.

The spokesperson will be &&

i dunno why but this reminded me of a restaurant i drove by this weekend that was called Mrs Gooch's cafe

also can't help but think of this video as well:

[KRKD1]

The motor bike Ali and Shane were on at the time of the accident was purposely sabatoged.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

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Someone’s going to get sacked so badly at the Olympic they will need an ambulance.

This injury will spawn the creation of a skating underwear brand with a built in cup and swamp ass and skid mark resistant mesh comprised of crosslocked nanofiber technology.

This underwear brand will be called Taint Saint and will become publicly traded within 90 days of initial launch and have a 5 minute ad spot on every episode of the 9 club.

The success will be followed with additional versions called the Crotch Guard specifically designed for women, trans, gender fluid and non binary folks of course.

The spokesperson will be &&

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i dunno why but this reminded me of a restaurant i drove by this weekend that was called Mrs Gooch's cafe

also can't help but think of this video as well:

I 100% remember there used to be ads in the back of Transworld for underwear designed for skateboarding. It didn't have the cup, but it touted breathable fabric and reinforced bottoms so that they wouldn't rip under friction or when the wearer does a split.

[elbarto]

The motor bike Ali and Shane were on at the time of the accident was purposely sabatoged.

This is wack.

[slop]

Big shoelace is also responsible for the quick death of frictionless grip tape.

I KNEW IT!

[SK8houses]

Tavestock institute infiltrated skateboarding.

[Billy Bitchcakes]

The motor bike Ali and Shane were on at the time of the accident was purposely sabatoged.

Why would you even say this? Fucking edgelord bullshit

[baaaaaaguette]

The motor bike Ali and Shane were on at the time of the accident was purposely sabatoged.

[coldbrew]

Skateline was made to be a personification of the banter on the Slap Message Boards so Ride Channel/Thrasher can profit off of the online discourse around skateboarding.

Considering 90% of the jokes on skateline are directly stolen from jokes on here this checks out.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

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Skateline was made to be a personification of the banter on the Slap Message Boards so Ride Channel/Thrasher can profit off of the online discourse around skateboarding.

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Considering 90% of the jokes on skateline are directly stolen from jokes on here this checks out.

I'm surprised thrasher hasn't started a podcast focused on rehashing conversation topics on #skatetwitter

[Genericwhitemale]

shoes sent to pros are not the same as they are in stores.

[Crailslideyoface]

Jarne TMing the reboot of Sixteen Skateboards

[Pete]

hahaha fuck i forgot about that brand. they would deadass bless it then kick you off once you turned 17 shits too funny



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[Owen]

Marc Johnson is Jake Johnson's father

[PrettyRicki]

Big skateboard is intentionally avoiding true symmetrical deck shapes so they don't last twice as long.

[Grip Jobs]

After prices of skate goods inflate a little more.
Big skateboard (dwindle, nhs, dlxsf) will sell pro completes direct to consumer with the best quality parts.
They will cost noticeably less than any other board you can build so you’d be stupid not to buy.
Weeds out the small brands.
But the parts will be made in China and only last about a month so you’ll just be buying a new complete every month.

[Blueabyssofthisss]

Microwaving your shoes makes them blow out twice as fast. Pros promote this so you have to buy shoes more often.

[DanCorteseFromMTVSports]

Major skate video music supervision is less about finding new/obscure/lesser known songs and more about avoiding DMCA issues/having to pay too much for rights to a song.

[elbarto]

Major skate video music supervision is less about finding new/obscure/lesser known songs and more about avoiding DMCA issues/having to pay too much for rights to a song.

This isn’t even a conspiracy it’s just true..