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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #960 on: July 05, 2021, 09:16:51 PM »
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2021/02/24/bringing-truck-industry-europe-jeremie-daclin/

"...all of the companies, in one way or another, belong to this one person at the top. He owns part of Independent and Venture, and he owns some shares in DLX so he owns some Thunder too. He has the market, and those brands could fix the prices in their favor, and all of that. "




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If you have indys you will try ventures and then go put your indys back on or vice versa, either way you got two sets of different trucks
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But where’s the conspiracy?
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That's the idea, to think it's not one
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No. It would be a conspiracy if both truck brands turned out to be made in the same factory/ have the same geometry. Or if the marketing for one company directly influenced you to try the other company’s product, when ultimately both companies are owned by the same person. What you are describing is just owning two sets of trucks.
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Wait. Do you guys not know that one dude owns a large percentage of Indy, Thunder, and Venture. And they do market themselves against each other.
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Who, the Vitellos? Sure, but my point remains, without the additional conditions (except the truck geometry thing, that was a joke) it’s not a conspiracy. It’s just owning two sets of trucks.
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I don’t think it’s just the Vitellos. Jeremie Daclin alludes to it in his jenkem interview. Skateboard trucks are kind of a monopoly.
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That sounds really interesting, I’m going to try to find that interview. Thanks.

And if we’re being honest, maybe I felt a bit defensive because it forced me to look at the ventures I’m currently skating, and my old indys on the shelf… collecting dust and staring at me with their accusing eyes!
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My understanding is that Fausto created Venture and Thunder to grab a bigger share of the market so your first post isn't wrong. At one point, 3 of the 6 trucks on the market came from Emerico. 50% of the market is huge and all three of those brands are still going when other "Indy type" trucks are long gone. Rip yourself of before somebody else does.
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do tony and sally still own that part ?
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #961 on: July 31, 2021, 07:29:38 AM »
Someone’s going to get sacked so badly at the Olympic they will need an ambulance.

This injury will spawn the creation of a skating underwear brand with a built in cup and swamp ass and skid mark resistant mesh comprised of crosslocked nanofiber technology.

This underwear brand will be called Taint Saint and will become publicly traded within 90 days of initial launch and have a 5 minute ad spot on every episode of the 9 club.

The success will be followed with additional versions called the Crotch Guard specifically designed for women, trans, gender fluid and non binary folks of course.

The spokesperson will be &&

i mean i get calling yuto winning the olympics being fairly easy but theres gotta be some sort of nostradamus award for calling a sacking that bad

jury still out on the rest

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #962 on: July 31, 2021, 09:25:04 AM »
Success is secretly frond upon in skate culture people aren't as supportive as they lead you to believe which is why so many pros become burn outs by the age of 27.

Mental illness and drug abuse is a bigger problem within the community than people realize, we'd rather fool ourselves into believing our schizophrenic bipolar buddy from down the lane was born a "all powerful demonic entity" or a "douche bag" or "just having fun" than get to understand what they're going through and try to intervene before things get worse... Why? Because misery loves company and what better way to keep some one down than encouraging or even laughing at their odd behavior.

We pretend like none of this is going on sit on our high horses and shit talk all day like gossip girls, it's wack and I hope the younger generation ignores a lot of the older folks and do better.

Edit: I believe suffering just to suffer has always been a massive yet covert part of the culture and because of this things rarely get better for us. The majority of skaters come from middle class to lower class homes, the good we could accomplish for young people if the culture wasn't so toxic smh. Things are slowly improving but people are freaking out and for good reasons, when real skaters are too burnt out to help make the changes we need shit is bound to get rocky...

Roller blading associations run the olympic skateboarding teams, like come on man.
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #963 on: July 31, 2021, 10:46:17 AM »
Skate wax is dumb
Waxing a curb with a candle is better then waxing a curb with wax if you have a candle that smells nice.
Seasonal  smells for instance. You can have a fall session with pumpkin spice. A winter session with vanilla bean. Spring can be lavender or fresh rain
Summer is patchouli
Smell you later

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #964 on: July 31, 2021, 11:01:59 AM »
Skate wax is dumb
Waxing a curb with a candle is better then waxing a curb with wax if you have a candle that smells nice.
Seasonal  smells for instance. You can have a fall session with pumpkin spice. A winter session with vanilla bean. Spring can be lavender or fresh rain
Summer is patchouli
Smell you later

Candle wax doesn't leave residue either which people appreciate. Try bamboo wood non scented the harder the candle wax the better.
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #965 on: July 31, 2021, 11:25:00 AM »
Roller blading associations run the olympic skateboarding teams

Yes. The over-commercialization of contest skating, and its subsequent Olympification, was a long-term strategy employed by big rollerblade to destabilize skateboarding, and re-emerge into popular culture by occupying the outsider identity that skateboarding used to fill before it was pasteurized into rolling gymnastics.
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #966 on: July 31, 2021, 11:47:52 AM »
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Roller blading associations run the olympic skateboarding teams
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Yes. The over-commercialization of contest skating, and its suient Olympification, was a long-term strategy employed by big rollerblade to destabilize skateboarding, and re-emerge into popular culture by occupying the outsider identity that skateboarding used to fill before it was pasteurized into rolling gymnastics.

Never said "big roller blade" was behind everything but the fact that you chose to focus on this and ignore the parts that clearly tie into things like the war on drugs and middle class proves my point about the toxicity in this community.
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #967 on: July 31, 2021, 11:57:16 AM »
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Roller blading associations run the olympic skateboarding teams
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Yes. The over-commercialization of contest skating, and its suient Olympification, was a long-term strategy employed by big rollerblade to destabilize skateboarding, and re-emerge into popular culture by occupying the outsider identity that skateboarding used to fill before it was pasteurized into rolling gymnastics.
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Never said "big roller blade" was behind it all but the fact that you chose to focus on this and ignore the parts that clearly tie into things like the war on drugs and middle class proves my point about the toxicity in this community.

I was trying to make a funny. We see what we want to see.
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #968 on: July 31, 2021, 12:07:22 PM »
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Roller blading associations run the olympic skateboarding teams
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Yes. The over-commercialization of contest skating, and its suient Olympification, was a long-term strategy employed by big rollerblade to destabilize skateboarding, and re-emerge into popular culture by occupying the outsider identity that skateboarding used to fill before it was pasteurized into rolling gymnastics.
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Never said "big roller blade" was behind it all but the fact that you chose to focus on this and ignore the parts that clearly tie into things like the war on drugs and middle class proves my point about the toxicity in this community.
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I was trying to make a funny. We see what we want to see.

I couldn't tell in a bit of a bad mood today.  :-\

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #969 on: July 31, 2021, 12:10:44 PM »
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Roller blading associations run the olympic skateboarding teams
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Yes. The over-commercialization of contest skating, and its suient Olympification, was a long-term strategy employed by big rollerblade to destabilize skateboarding, and re-emerge into popular culture by occupying the outsider identity that skateboarding used to fill before it was pasteurized into rolling gymnastics.
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Never said "big roller blade" was behind it all but the fact that you chose to focus on this and ignore the parts that clearly tie into things like the war on drugs and middle class proves my point about the toxicity in this community.
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I was trying to make a funny. We see what we want to see.
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I couldn't tell in a bit of a bad mood today.  :-\

It’s alright.
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #970 on: July 31, 2021, 03:43:15 PM »
Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.

I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #971 on: July 31, 2021, 03:59:15 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.

It's Mike McKinlay.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #972 on: July 31, 2021, 05:26:50 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.

It’s Doug “Pineapple” Saldino
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #973 on: July 31, 2021, 06:02:48 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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It’s Doug “Pineapple” Saldino

It’s Doug Brown

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #974 on: July 31, 2021, 06:18:34 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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It’s Doug “Pineapple” Saldino
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It’s Doug Brown

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #975 on: July 31, 2021, 06:21:59 PM »
It’s Brian Seber
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #976 on: July 31, 2021, 07:20:50 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.

No it's Mike Hastie.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #977 on: July 31, 2021, 07:48:10 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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No it's Mike Hastie.

No it’s Ted Degros. He found a love of barriers, but Girl said it’s tech skating or nothing, so he left the SoCal skate bubble to return to vancouver and it’s abundance of barriers and crusty spots.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #978 on: August 01, 2021, 12:01:27 PM »
Deerman is actually DB Cooper.
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #979 on: August 01, 2021, 01:43:43 PM »
After the padless 540, Yuto proved himself as one of the best skaters atm.

Since the Olympics are held in Japan and being its first year, they'll need some clean cut, no questions asked winner (No Ninejah, not you) in order to keep a family/TV image and keep on cashing.

So, Yuto has already won Olympic Gold.


Edit: Shalom.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #980 on: August 01, 2021, 02:54:01 PM »
Deerman is actually DB Cooper.

Deerwoman is actually Amelia Earhardt


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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #981 on: August 01, 2021, 03:40:16 PM »
i've heard people all over say that the weather reports have been fucky since covid started like that one episode of curb. was gonna go skate today but they called for rain so i slept in and cleaned. havent seen a drop yet, just a nice mild day

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #982 on: August 01, 2021, 06:17:49 PM »
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Deerman is actually DB Cooper.
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Deerwoman is actually Amelia Earhardt

Deerchild is actually baby Lindbergh
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #983 on: August 01, 2021, 10:16:42 PM »
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Deerman is actually DB Cooper.
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Deerwoman is actually Amelia Earhardt
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Deerchild is actually baby Lindbergh
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I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me… You think you got me?

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #984 on: August 01, 2021, 10:37:41 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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No it's Mike Hastie.
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No it’s Ted Degros. He found a love of barriers, but Girl said it’s tech skating or nothing, so he left the SoCal skate bubble to return to vancouver and it’s abundance of barriers and crusty spots.
As opposed to popular belief Travis Stenger never enjoyed being better than most at ledge/street skating.  He couldn’t stop thinking of those sweet barriers. Ultimately he had to give in to his true calling.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #985 on: August 04, 2021, 12:45:29 PM »
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #986 on: August 06, 2021, 02:54:26 PM »
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Some heavy hitters behind the scenes in big skateboarding have conspired together to protect skateboarding from the evil Olympic machine. These conspirators joined forces with the deep state and released a man-made strain of corona virus out of Wuhan, China. This virus we now know as COVID-19 has cause a pandemic across the whole world solely to cancel the Olympic Games and save skateboarding from its evil.
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all the alien workshop people are part japanese...
they have an alien workshop store in japan
andrew reynolds is part japanese...that's why he got dropped from emerica. now hes releasing stuff for rvca japan.
skateboarding is going to be huge in japan after they win gold in the olympics...

he was a sk8r boy she said ya lat8r boy. o v8 im going to japan!

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Kokona Hiraki wins silver lol
and Sakura Yosozumi wins gold

Not a conspiracy haha They performed better and probably anybody that has been paying attention to foreign skaters could've told you that japan would be pretty good pick for podium. It taking place in their Country just adds to the fact that they wanted it that much more. While the U.S. was bitching about 'not being a sport' some people decided that they wanted the honor of representing their country doing what they love.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #987 on: August 06, 2021, 03:05:01 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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No it's Mike Hastie.
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No it’s Ted Degros. He found a love of barriers, but Girl said it’s tech skating or nothing, so he left the SoCal skate bubble to return to vancouver and it’s abundance of barriers and crusty spots.

Funny sidebar - waaaay back when young Ted flew down to LA to meet Rick and the Girl team, when they were interested, he showed up without a board because he thought it was a done deal. Figured he'd be getting set up with all new stuff. Rubbed em' the wrong way apparently. No Girl for Ted.*

*although this is totally believable, the source of this tidbit is... iffy. Maybe I'll ask Ben.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #988 on: August 06, 2021, 03:07:26 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.



its not chris haslam?!

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #989 on: August 06, 2021, 04:24:02 PM »