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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #990 on: July 31, 2021, 06:02:48 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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It’s Doug “Pineapple” Saldino

It’s Doug Brown

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #991 on: July 31, 2021, 06:18:34 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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It’s Doug “Pineapple” Saldino
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It’s Doug Brown

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #992 on: July 31, 2021, 06:21:59 PM »
It’s Brian Seber
For someone w.no signature ur awfully hostile, & that is why I do this

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #993 on: July 31, 2021, 07:20:50 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.

No it's Mike Hastie.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #994 on: July 31, 2021, 07:48:10 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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No it's Mike Hastie.

No it’s Ted Degros. He found a love of barriers, but Girl said it’s tech skating or nothing, so he left the SoCal skate bubble to return to vancouver and it’s abundance of barriers and crusty spots.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #995 on: August 01, 2021, 12:01:27 PM »
Deerman is actually DB Cooper.
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #996 on: August 01, 2021, 01:43:43 PM »
After the padless 540, Yuto proved himself as one of the best skaters atm.

Since the Olympics are held in Japan and being its first year, they'll need some clean cut, no questions asked winner (No Ninejah, not you) in order to keep a family/TV image and keep on cashing.

So, Yuto has already won Olympic Gold.


Edit: Shalom.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #997 on: August 01, 2021, 02:54:01 PM »
Deerman is actually DB Cooper.

Deerwoman is actually Amelia Earhardt

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #998 on: August 01, 2021, 03:40:16 PM »
i've heard people all over say that the weather reports have been fucky since covid started like that one episode of curb. was gonna go skate today but they called for rain so i slept in and cleaned. havent seen a drop yet, just a nice mild day

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #999 on: August 01, 2021, 06:17:49 PM »
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Deerman is actually DB Cooper.
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Deerwoman is actually Amelia Earhardt

Deerchild is actually baby Lindbergh
Well I have like 9 Andy Anderson dated flight decks.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1000 on: August 01, 2021, 10:16:42 PM »
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Deerman is actually DB Cooper.
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Deerwoman is actually Amelia Earhardt
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Deerchild is actually baby Lindbergh
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I wanna play you in a game of SKATE for the right to continue talking shit on me.  You think you got me?

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1001 on: August 01, 2021, 10:37:41 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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No it's Mike Hastie.
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No it’s Ted Degros. He found a love of barriers, but Girl said it’s tech skating or nothing, so he left the SoCal skate bubble to return to vancouver and it’s abundance of barriers and crusty spots.
As opposed to popular belief Travis Stenger never enjoyed being better than most at ledge/street skating.  He couldn’t stop thinking of those sweet barriers. Ultimately he had to give in to his true calling.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1002 on: August 04, 2021, 12:45:29 PM »
Shep Dawgs was founded by Bagel Bite money

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1003 on: August 06, 2021, 02:54:26 PM »
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Some heavy hitters behind the scenes in big skateboarding have conspired together to protect skateboarding from the evil Olympic machine. These conspirators joined forces with the deep state and released a man-made strain of corona virus out of Wuhan, China. This virus we now know as COVID-19 has cause a pandemic across the whole world solely to cancel the Olympic Games and save skateboarding from its evil.
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all the alien workshop people are part japanese...
they have an alien workshop store in japan
andrew reynolds is part japanese...that's why he got dropped from emerica. now hes releasing stuff for rvca japan.
skateboarding is going to be huge in japan after they win gold in the olympics...

he was a sk8r boy she said ya lat8r boy. o v8 im going to japan!

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Kokona Hiraki wins silver lol
and Sakura Yosozumi wins gold

Not a conspiracy haha They performed better and probably anybody that has been paying attention to foreign skaters could've told you that japan would be pretty good pick for podium. It taking place in their Country just adds to the fact that they wanted it that much more. While the U.S. was bitching about 'not being a sport' some people decided that they wanted the honor of representing their country doing what they love.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1004 on: August 06, 2021, 03:05:01 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.
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No it's Mike Hastie.
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No it’s Ted Degros. He found a love of barriers, but Girl said it’s tech skating or nothing, so he left the SoCal skate bubble to return to vancouver and it’s abundance of barriers and crusty spots.

Funny sidebar - waaaay back when young Ted flew down to LA to meet Rick and the Girl team, when they were interested, he showed up without a board because he thought it was a done deal. Figured he'd be getting set up with all new stuff. Rubbed em' the wrong way apparently. No Girl for Ted.*

*although this is totally believable, the source of this tidbit is... iffy. Maybe I'll ask Ben.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1005 on: August 06, 2021, 03:07:26 PM »
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Deer Man of Dark Woods is Mike Osterman.
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I thought it was Rick McCrank.
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It's Mike McKinlay.



its not chris haslam?!

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1006 on: August 06, 2021, 04:24:02 PM »

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1007 on: August 06, 2021, 04:53:37 PM »

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1008 on: August 07, 2021, 12:45:31 AM »
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Sam in the Barrier Kult but isn't DMODW.

True. But they're brothers, and i my mind it would make sense, that Mike is dmodw. I don't know. Iit was late.

But Beast of Gevaudan is Chris Haslam

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1009 on: August 07, 2021, 04:22:57 AM »
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Sam in the Barrier Kult but isn't DMODW.
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True. But they're brothers, and i my mind it would make sense, that Mike is dmodw. I don't know. Iit was late.

But Beast of Gevaudan is Chris Haslam
blunt tre fakie on an almost board on a barrier in hesh law gave it away for me

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1010 on: August 07, 2021, 04:44:54 AM »
Imagine a Dime x BaKu collab.

it must be crazy when chico sells you something and the tables switch from "give me my money chico" to "giving my money to chico"

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1011 on: August 07, 2021, 04:53:00 AM »
deer man isn't wade des armeaux?

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1012 on: August 07, 2021, 05:24:33 AM »
Shep Dawgs was founded by Bagel Bite money

The Shep Dogs survive on nothing but Bagel Bites.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1013 on: August 07, 2021, 06:38:40 AM »
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Sam in the Barrier Kult but isn't DMODW.
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True. But they're brothers, and i my mind it would make sense, that Mike is dmodw. I don't know. Iit was late.

But Beast of Gevaudan is Chris Haslam
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blunt tre fakie on an almost board on a barrier in hesh law gave it away for me

For me it was the SW FS Crail

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1014 on: August 07, 2021, 09:27:26 AM »
Pretty sure chibbs is the mastermind behind the whole thing......

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1015 on: August 07, 2021, 09:47:36 AM »
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Sam in the Barrier Kult but isn't DMODW.
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True. But they're brothers, and i my mind it would make sense, that Mike is dmodw. I don't know. Iit was late.

But Beast of Gevaudan is Chris Haslam

Yeah, I thought you were implying that Sam (and not Mike) was Deer Man.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1016 on: August 07, 2021, 12:26:24 PM »
Hippie Mike is the other one....I heard Andy Anderson mention it on the nine club....

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1017 on: August 07, 2021, 03:39:58 PM »
Ishod Wair has an identical twin who also goes by the name Ishod and they both are equally good at skateboarding (one is slightly better at skating bowls). They both travel the world separately and stack footage under a single identity. That's why there are clips of him coming out nearly every day from different parts of the world. It's also why he didn't go to the Olympics. The drug testing would have exposed the truth.
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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1018 on: August 08, 2021, 03:55:37 PM »
Powerslide contests were designed by the system to get gaggle's of skaters to collectively and voluntarily give themselves flatspots while only a single winner gets a free set of wheels.

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Re: Skateboarding conspiracies thread
« Reply #1019 on: August 08, 2021, 04:36:58 PM »
Powerslide contests were designed by the system to get gaggle's of skaters to collectively and voluntarily give themselves flatspots while only a single winner gets a free set of wheels.
Powerslide contests? Is that a thing?