real confessions

[pencil]

on a side note, does anyone remember when #cuckoldingcarroll was a thing? like i remember seeing crailtap dudes posting it on insta and stuff maybe a year or two ago.  does anyone know what that was about?

[MintySandwhich]

That's a recipe for a cheesy pornhub category.. but it's foreal hahah

-I gave myself a stick-n-poke that I'm really pumped on, had fun doing it, and I will probably do it again. Girlfriend got super pissed at me though, so that kinda bums me out. I would still do it again.

[shit_for_brains]

That's a recipe for a cheesy pornhub category.. but it's foreal hahah

-I gave myself a stick-n-poke that I'm really pumped on, had fun doing it, and I will probably do it again. Girlfriend got super pissed at me though, so that kinda bums me out. I would still do it again.

My wife got a little cheesed when I did some stuff on the inside of my fingers, but I've been covered in very visible tattoos since long before we met so she can suck it.

[pencil]

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That's a recipe for a cheesy pornhub category.. but it's foreal hahah

-I gave myself a stick-n-poke that I'm really pumped on, had fun doing it, and I will probably do it again. Girlfriend got super pissed at me though, so that kinda bums me out. I would still do it again.

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My wife got a little cheesed when I did some stuff on the inside of my fingers, but I've been covered in very visible tattoos since long before we met so she can suck it.

would you be interested in watching me have her suck it? ill give ya slapPALS discount buddy ol guy

[shit_for_brains]

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That's a recipe for a cheesy pornhub category.. but it's foreal hahah

-I gave myself a stick-n-poke that I'm really pumped on, had fun doing it, and I will probably do it again. Girlfriend got super pissed at me though, so that kinda bums me out. I would still do it again.

[close]

My wife got a little cheesed when I did some stuff on the inside of my fingers, but I've been covered in very visible tattoos since long before we met so she can suck it.

[close]

would you be interested in watching me have her suck it? ill give ya slapPALS discount buddy ol guy

Sure but we've been married for awhile so I don't expect she'll suck my dick until my birthday or anniversary, and even then you shouldn't clear your schedule.

[Wizard Fight]

That's a recipe for a cheesy pornhub category.. but it's foreal hahah

-I gave myself a stick-n-poke that I'm really pumped on, had fun doing it, and I will probably do it again. Girlfriend got super pissed at me though, so that kinda bums me out. I would still do it again.

Why does your girlfriend care if you get tattooed?

[Bronson]

I´ve been seeing myself moving towards a path of becoming a good-ole-hoarder. I love biking long distances to thrift-stores as a way of incorporating excercise and satisfying my hunter-gatherer instincts. The hoarding aspect has been made particularly evident by me moving into a smaller apartment, which is getting filled with books, movies and especially clothes at a good rate.

Slighty alarmed (as there have been a few notable cases of hoarding in my family), I decided to start flipping my hoarded goods online. I´ve already made more than enough to cover the next months rent from the profit I made from last weeks sales, which is amazing to me. So, not really a confession, but a brag. Although I´m kinda struggling with whether buying (for instance from salvation army) for the sole purpose of resale (ebay etc) has some moral-dilemmas. On one hand you are providing a service by making a product someone has thrown away availible to a wider customer base (online), but are you profiting by robbing it from other customers who frequent those stores, perhaps from low-income backgrounds?

Anyone here have similar tendencies or experience of flipping stuff on ebay etc?

[Joust Ostrich]

I've done that a little bit.  I have a friend who is constantly on the hunt.  His job has him travel 60 miles in any direction depending on the day.  He stops at all of them that he can.  He paid his house off in seven years by doing so.  Just have to research what to look for.  He makes a killing on corning ware and toys.  Buys a bunch, makes sets, profits.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/VISION-CORNING-WARE-BROWN-AMBER-COOKWARE-GLASS-POT-SAUCE-PAN-11-pc-SET-LOT-1-5L-/381599977537?hash=item58d9219041:g:F0IAAOSwv~xXDawH

[SodaJerk]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with flipping things from charity shops. If you can make some coin from it more power to you.

[shit_for_brains]

My wife made $160k in 2015 doing exactly that.

[glutton.]

I told some chick that she wasn't worth giving a fuck about after she went to a some shitty party. Then my friend hooked up with some chick and I got with her sister. The girl I said that shit to had her ugly friends follow my friend, those two sisters and I around, while we were walking to my place. Then, she texted me, "I don't want to see you again," and blocked me on Facebook/Snapchat. Fuck it. It was a shitty thing to say but I'm tired of playing games.

[Bronson]

Thank you for your motivating words Joust Ostrich, SodaJerk and shit_for_brains! 160k sounds absolutely insane, does she have a special niche or just a huge volume of goods, or both?

[perverted super otaku!]

I told some chick that she wasn't worth giving a fuck about after she went to a some shitty party. Then my friend hooked up with some chick and I got with her sister. The girl I said that shit to had her ugly friends follow my friend, those two sisters and I around, while we were walking to my place. Then, she texted me, "I don't want to see you again," and blocked me on Facebook/Snapchat. Fuck it. It was a shitty thing to say but I'm tired of playing games.

and the countdown to her, "Sorry about everything..., can we hang out again maybe?" message begins, either that or youre free and in the clear, win/win

[shit_for_brains]

Thank you for your motivating words Joust Ostrich, SodaJerk and shit_for_brains! 160k sounds absolutely insane, does she have a special niche or just a huge volume of goods, or both?

Both. 2015 was really good for her (us!) because she got a license to import designer bags so that made up probably $100k of it. 2014 she was just doing women's designer clothing she fished out of thrift stores and made ~$60-70k. When we lived in Chicago she did probably $80k a year just doing the second hand designer stuff. There's next to no money in men's clothing if you're looking to resell it. Men don't get rid of clothing anywhere near the rate women do, so if you want to make some money off it women's clothing is the way to go. Thrift stores on the outskirts of nice areas are where the best stuff is.

[glutton.]

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I told some chick that she wasn't worth giving a fuck about after she went to a some shitty party. Then my friend hooked up with some chick and I got with her sister. The girl I said that shit to had her ugly friends follow my friend, those two sisters and I around, while we were walking to my place. Then, she texted me, "I don't want to see you again," and blocked me on Facebook/Snapchat. Fuck it. It was a shitty thing to say but I'm tired of playing games.

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and the countdown to her, "Sorry about everything..., can we hang out again maybe?" message begins, either that or youre free and in the clear, win/win

Nah, fuck that. I'm only interested in one night stands.

05/12 edit: downloading porn at the public library because my neighbor cut off internet, despite the fact that I paid in advance for the entire length of the lease. I'm also downloading mixtapes from DatPiff.

06/02 edit: My mouth tastes like cigarettes and pussy. Also, I hurt my tongue somehow.

[L33Tg33k]

Trippin on acid. That's all.

[ill_Murray]

Trippin on acid. That's all.

Haven't seen you post in a while man, hope shit is going a bit better for you and that you had a good trip. 

[iKobrakai]

Trippin on acid. That's all.

Can we please have a trip summary?

[glutton.]

Trippin on acid. That's all.

Enjoy.

This chick drove four hours to see me but we couldn't do shit because she was on her period. I told her that we could fuck in the shower but she told me that I'm gross. She left Thursday but is coming back today. I've just been ignoring her texts and calls.

[L33Tg33k]

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Trippin on acid. That's all.

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Haven't seen you post in a while man, hope shit is going a bit better for you and that you had a good trip.  

Thanks. Things are hectic. I work a lot, I bought a car, and I'm paying student loans for a degree I didn't get. I still have no money, but at least now it's because I'm paying a car note, getting out of debt, and fixing my credit. Work sucks ass though, but that's par for the course. I can see myself moving out my mom's house once I'm done with the loans. Then I guess I might feel "comfortable" making some profiles on dating sites.

Can we please have a trip summary?

I was with a friend who has done it many times before. He had the great idea that we should go to Encinitas skate park which is about an hour's drive north. I knew it was a bad idea, but I'm weak to peer pressure. As we were getting closer to the destination everything started getting hilarious. I laughed to the point of tears at trivial shit and struggled to stay calm. The homie told me once we made it and got out of the car I was going to realize how fucking high I was. We got to the park and proceeded to immediately make fools of ourselves. We arrived at the same time as Matt Mumford and Rob Welsh. Pretty much the entire OJ team was there skating the bowl. I was trying my hardest to contain laughing fits but was failing. Somebody called the cops on us because apparently we were causing a scene. We immediately started skating the park and trying to look normal as they rolled around scoping us out. They eventually left, but my friend decided we should get out of there while we could and head towards the beach. At this point I was tripping hard. You know like how on corny tv and movies they show people being high by putting a bunch of shapes and colors on the screen? Yeah, it really is like that. Fractals everywhere. After images tracing every movement like a Johnny Cage shadow kick. The most prominent effect was the sensation of half sleep. I couldn't tell if I was asleep or awake and the only reason I knew anything was real life was because I got feedback from the rest of the world, but that feedback was delayed. I had to trust my body would react to outside stimuli fast enough and in the correct manner. It was a real challenge for me to trust myself and my muscle memory because I'm simply not the type of person to be able to go on autopilot. I have to understand everything I do before I can do it to the point that it's a real impediment on me during normal life. It was especially scary bombing a bunch of hills to get down to the beach. Eventually we made it there and smoked some weed. Then things started to go sour. My friend was really paranoid about cops and wanted to go home. We were probably only four hours into the trip at that point. This shit lasts up to twelve hours. We walked up and down the street trying to figure out how to use our phones and get someone to come up and get us. We couldn't get anyone to get us, but by this time it was dark anyway so we felt comfortable walking back to the skate park. That world had turned really fuzzy at this point. The plan was to skate until we sobered up there, but then my homie went way downhill a few minutes after we got there. I'll just say he was freaking out real bad. I was still feeling really good and wanted to skate but I had to get serious to make him feel better and that did put a damper on the experience. I felt I had to drive him home which was really fucking stupid. I wish I hadn't. It was just straight up unsafe and I put other people at risk. Should've waited it out. Instead I waited just long enough until I thought I could make it home. A forty minute drive with no traffic, 30 if you speed. I was definitely still high, but I drove better than majority of people still on the road at the time. No excuses though. Got home still high. I had to go to work the next morning so I went to sleep still high. That's basically it. I recommend it. It had me feeling good but I also warn not to do it too often. Everything in moderation of course. It's easy to see how people turn into burned out hippies on this shit.

[iKobrakai]

Thanks L33T, glad you made it safe!

When I was doing drugs, I actually preferred to have a bad  trip. Some of locations:

A candy store. You'd think it would be easy, but the damn colors kept me there for an hour. Difficulty: Normal.

A fucking booze cruise, complete with some action at the casino, Fear and Loathing style. Difficulty: Normal.

A hood complete with police and fist fights. Difficulty: Heroic.

A Halloween party at this thrashy nightclub packed with people in costumes, creepy lightning and noises. Difficulty: Legendary.

[JB]

A candy store. You'd think it would be easy, but the damn colors kept me there for an hour. Difficulty: Normal.

geez, i remember the grocery store being like a stoner trap when i was super young and just started smoking weed. you go to grab a tomato and the next thing you know you're picking them all up to see if you can find any cool hidden patterns on them. if thats what happened to me on weed, i dont even know how id handle acid.

[shark tits]

I got cocky w/ the cut at the methadone clinic so she cut me 77 mgs to zero in a month. Proceeded to get dope sick before zero, Franky says relapse and next thing you know you sold your mopeds and yer pedaling ass. Or, you know on suboxin, off da slime as kobrakai would say before giving a burst mouth. I am grateful to be past sickness and be able to work my bees in the am but I'm looking forward to putting subs behind me too.

[iKobrakai]

..and the drug talk continues! I'm fine with that!

I got cocky w/ the cut at the methadone clinic so she cut me 77 mgs to zero in a month. Proceeded to get dope sick before zero, Franky says relapse and next thing you know you sold your mopeds and yer pedaling ass. Or, you know on suboxin, off da slime as kobrakai would say before giving a burst mouth. I am grateful to be past sickness and be able to work my bees in the am but I'm looking forward to putting subs behind me too.

Good job, sir! Keep on working, buddy! Them drugs aint got shit on you, give them a burst mouth!

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A candy store. You'd think it would be easy, but the damn colors kept me there for an hour. Difficulty: Normal.

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geez, i remember the grocery store being like a stoner trap when i was super young and just started smoking weed. you go to grab a tomato and the next thing you know you're picking them all up to see if you can find any cool hidden patterns on them. if thats what happened to me on weed, i dont even know how id handle acid.

Yes, it was pretty insane. Short summary: I got fucked up and went to the candy store with a fellow tripper and our babysitter (the somewhat sober guy). I underestemated the stimuli; strange "happy" music, too many colors to mentions and my laughing fellow tripper. What made things worse is that I had to function and act sober because there were kids running around. I tried my best to make up my mind, pick some fucking candy, pay for it and get the fuck out. It did not work very well.

The fucking store appeared to be gigantic, until I realized that there were mirrors along the walls, the actual store was only half of what I thought it was. As soon as I understood that, I burst into a crazy laughing mania, as did my fellow tripper. Then it hit me, I had no idea how long I have been there, could have been a minute, could have been six hours! At this point I could not hold the tears (not of joy, but of sadness) back any longer, took my bag of candy and went towards the cashier. I had to get out! With tears running down my skinny cheeks, I payed for my candy  and in the most psychotic manner possible, said "Thank you, have a nice day!" to the shocked female clerk and got out.

When we came back home, I realized that I had purchased 2.5 pounds of candy and did not want any of it.

[Jim and Dan]

I got cocky w/ the cut at the methadone clinic so she cut me 77 mgs to zero in a month. Proceeded to get dope sick before zero, Franky says relapse and next thing you know you sold your mopeds and yer pedaling ass. Or, you know on suboxin, off da slime as kobrakai would say before giving a burst mouth. I am grateful to be past sickness and be able to work my bees in the am but I'm looking forward to putting subs behind me too.

Ultra-bummer mate, try to cop some Immodium, that's the key...

[mynameisnotjeff]

I am a really awkward person and usually the guy "friends" don't invite to events yada yada
But, with that Father Figure (Slapper owned brand) post 3 days ago I cried a little, I felt like I fit in for once even if I have never met any of you guys and I wanted to say thank you!
Also, I would add some of you but I feel weird and like I might get confused with Gnarwhal.

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

I am a really awkward person and usually the guy "friends" don't invite to events yada yada
But, with that Father Figure (Slapper owned brand) post 3 days ago I cried a little, I felt like I fit in for once even if I have never met any of you guys and I wanted to say thank you!
Also, I would add some of you but I feel weird and like I might get confused with Gnarwhal.

We got you dude. DM me your address again and I'll get some more stickers up to you.

[BMCsteve]

I am a really awkward person and usually the guy "friends" don't invite to events yada yada
But, with that Father Figure (Slapper owned brand) post 3 days ago I cried a little, I felt like I fit in for once even if I have never met any of you guys and I wanted to say thank you!
Also, I would add some of you but I feel weird and like I might get confused with Gnarwhal.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

What father figure post? I haven't cried in years and am desperate to feel anything

[mynameisnotjeff]

What father figure post? I haven't cried in years and am desperate to feel anything

It is this one

@Level 60 DP I will, thank you!