favorite slap rumor

[Ayanami]

Just wanted to post on here that I miss GAY. Seeing his post up there made me almost as sad as when the Gipper left here.

[Mean salto]

jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.

Used to hear this rumour (not on slap) but with Tommy gurerros wife not cab. Tommy then got Jamie kicked off of real, spitfire and Indy and got him banned from thrasher for a while.
Chief then moved from SF to SD and started shooting with Transworld and had a board with a sperm graphic as a diss back to Tommy.
Probably all bullshit but there's a lot of details.

[SubCurban Commando]

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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.

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Used to hear this rumour (not on slap) but with Tommy gurerros wife not cab. Tommy then got Jamie kicked off of real, spitfire and Indy and got him banned from thrasher for a while.
Chief then moved from SF to SD and started shooting with Transworld and had a board with a sperm graphic as a diss back to Tommy.
Probably all bullshit but there's a lot of details.

Heard it was the Indy TM's wife but I know nothing.

[4LOM]

Did the rumor that Dill was not going to have any ollies in his Mind Field part start on here?

Whenever I see a gnarly no ollie trick I think about this.
It’d be like seeing a part from an alternate universe

[versacekid420]

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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.

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Used to hear this rumour (not on slap) but with Tommy gurerros wife not cab. Tommy then got Jamie kicked off of real, spitfire and Indy and got him banned from thrasher for a while.
Chief then moved from SF to SD and started shooting with Transworld and had a board with a sperm graphic as a diss back to Tommy.
Probably all bullshit but there's a lot of details.

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Heard it was the Indy TM's wife but I know nothing.

i heard it was the oj TMs friends cousins wife

[Blueabyssofthisss]

T Funk late shuved el toro

[Idk]

I read on here that Sole Tech was gonna get rid of its lowest performing brand at the time which was Altamont but when Reynolds caught wind he threatened to leave Emerica so they cut Es instead.

[american.worm]

I read on here that Sole Tech was gonna get rid of its lowest performing brand at the time which was Altamont but when Reynolds caught wind he threatened to leave Emerica so they cut Es instead.

imagine getting canned by pants with spandex in them

[GershonSweaty]

That Blondey getting hit by the taxi was all set up and planned. I posted this and was immediately backed up which was hilarious when I knew it was a lie.

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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"

Thats so bad ass

[georgethecat]

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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"

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Thats so bad ass

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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho

I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.

[ndsr]

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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"

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Thats so bad ass

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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho

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I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.

Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious

[ndsr]

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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"

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Thats so bad ass

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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho

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I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.

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Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious

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Can't wait to hear what Furby said during his first anal encounter on the Baker has a Deathwish tour

Whatever he said it got him kicked of

[georgethecat]

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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"

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Thats so bad ass

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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho

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I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.

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Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious

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Can't wait to hear what Furby said during his first anal encounter on the Baker has a Deathwish tour

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Whatever he said it got him kicked of

Same with Brayden, Lenoce, Moose, Heyl. They're close, but just not oddly baby-faced enough.

[Paul Cicero]

I read on here that Sole Tech was gonna get rid of its lowest performing brand at the time which was Altamont but when Reynolds caught wind he threatened to leave Emerica so they cut Es instead.

Altamont was so epic.

I remember reading on here that Reynolds was bound for adidas - and him pushing the opposite way to everyone else in that emerica intro was his way of saying he’s out.

Also, Greg Lutzka was going to be on Element (kinda in a legends way like Apples) but the poster “FuckGinoandPops” leaked this info and it never came to be.

[doublesteveburger]

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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"

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Thats so bad ass

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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho

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I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.

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Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious

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Can't wait to hear what Furby said during his first anal encounter on the Baker has a Deathwish tour

“YEZZURRRR”

[Listentothis]

Yo! The one about Peter Smolik pulling up in a busted civic... Shit was classic.

[Listentothis]

The one about Sinner free basing with Kid Rock...

[drcroc]

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Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick

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I'm much more at peace with the idea he's celibate than imagining that skeleton attempting to be romantic

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When the girl walks in his place he says, "I have a special, special..........SPECIAL guest tonight!"

Then she screams and calls the police.

This made me lol

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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."

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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"

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Thats so bad ass

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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho

It takes some big ol juevos and a complete disregard of social sexual norms to make a comment that offputting and inappropriately cocky mid hummer

If thats not bad ass good sir idk what is

[matty_c]

The berra hamster one

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Nah I made that shit up don’t come at me Scientologyts

[ndsr]

The one about Sinner free basing with Kid Rock...

Dueling bandanas!

[FatGuy92]

Can't remember if it was from here but I heard Dill wanted to diddle Jeffwonsong awhile back. Definitely the most random rumor I've heard

[AsianVegan]

Anyone remember the rumour about Jereme Roger's that started on here about him needing to use Magnum condoms?

[Billy Bitchcakes]

Often they still rip

[somefucker]

T-Funk acts exactly how he looks (like a man-child) and threw enough tantrums to get the boot from DC.

Antwuan Dixon is undercover for the feds.

[veritas]

any and every Slap Mad-Libs "rumor" / established fact that follows the format of "(person) is a (adjective) and (main sponsor) loves him"

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any and every Slap Mad-Libs "rumor" / established fact that follows the format of "(person) is a (adjective) and (main sponsor) loves him"

Sean Malto is a sexual deviant who enjoys brainstorming doritos catch phrases during sex acts and Mountain Dew loves him for it!

[Prostate Exam]

What's up with the Hewit glass-table / saranwrap story?

[Cheshire Cat]

What's up with the Hewit glass-table / saranwrap story?

Iiiiiiirrrrrcccccc, it was mentioned in the same interview he talked about spending x% of his Nike cheque on weed- presumably still illegal at the time / place - and him being dropped shortly after led to both of these points being used as why he was of.