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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #390 on: December 09, 2020, 07:32:59 PM »
I think all of Strangeloves graphics suck. That brand is only popular because of the Nike collabs. I wish we’d stop supporting hype brands like that

Sean Cliver is behind some of the most iconic graphics of the 90s, a really talented artist, and has been involved in skateboarding for at least 30 years if not 40. I wouldn’t consider them a “hype brand” at all, what does that even mean?

Their concepts may not always be great, but the art is top-notch, not to mention they are usually like 7-10 color hand-screened decks.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #391 on: December 10, 2020, 09:38:28 AM »
I promise you HATERS.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #392 on: December 10, 2020, 12:08:42 PM »
2 shameful admissions. I had an Angel Boy slick, and I think the shit man graphic is actually great. Could be the lettering.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #393 on: December 10, 2020, 12:14:13 PM »
2 shameful admissions. I had an Angel Boy slick, and I think the shit man graphic is actually great. Could be the lettering.

Dude..... No......

Shitman..... Really?
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #394 on: December 10, 2020, 01:45:58 PM »
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2 shameful admissions. I had an Angel Boy slick, and I think the shit man graphic is actually great. Could be the lettering.
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Dude..... No......

Shitman..... Really?

I kinda like it. It's wicked stupid.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #395 on: December 11, 2020, 01:44:33 AM »
I really hated this one when I saw it.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #396 on: December 11, 2020, 02:15:09 AM »
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
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powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
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Had this one back then.
Loved the shape, rattle canned the graphic black.
Looks like some Guy Fieri bullshit to me. Gross.
Both Cab & George Powell love hot rods; was probably one of their bad ideas.
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2 things to never forget: the powell angel boy graphic and pat channita
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Damn, I had this board as a kid! But it was like 2006 or so when I got it.

Isn't this the deck ccs sold as a complete with dirt wheels??? still mad I never copped one hahaha

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #397 on: December 11, 2020, 03:11:49 AM »
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #399 on: December 11, 2020, 11:45:38 AM »
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
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powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
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Had this one back then.
Loved the shape, rattle canned the graphic black.
Looks like some Guy Fieri bullshit to me. Gross.
Both Cab & George Powell love hot rods; was probably one of their bad ideas.
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2 things to never forget: the powell angel boy graphic and pat channita
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Damn, I had this board as a kid! But it was like 2006 or so when I got it.
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Isn't this the deck ccs sold as a complete with dirt wheels??? still mad I never copped one hahaha
Honestly I have no idea. My friend found a complete board in the trash and gave it to me because my board was super done. It had krux on it ahaha
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #400 on: December 11, 2020, 11:52:37 AM »
even as  11 year looking at my free CCS in homeroom I thought Hook Ups were lame as shit.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #401 on: December 11, 2020, 03:48:58 PM »
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?


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I personally love the new Alltimers decks. Having a minimalistic design is not an inherently bad thing. Additionally Alltimers is kinda known for having funny kitsch graphics. These ones work really well imo.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #402 on: December 20, 2020, 03:10:13 PM »


Always this one.
honestly kinda sick
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #403 on: December 20, 2020, 07:21:07 PM »
We had a local company called sexy lady and I got some boards either for cheap or for free and it's probably the worst graphic/company I've ever ridden. Owner was a good dude though, despite the company.

feel like 8 or so years ago all the series graphics that came out was a low point in skateboarding. Just churning out inoffensive vanilla garbage that could stock middle american mall walls. Pretty embarrassing. Also feel like it's what killed several legacy brands' aesthetic/reputations which few have recovered from.





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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #404 on: December 27, 2020, 11:34:25 PM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #405 on: December 28, 2020, 04:56:05 AM »

This BH Tony graphic from 92 of a faded out graphic is pretty bad, original, but just bad...

It's on a slick too, so it's a worn out graphic, that won't ever really ware out, super kooky. Who would want this...?




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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #406 on: December 29, 2020, 03:40:00 PM »
Not the worst if you know the whole story but try this now....


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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #407 on: December 29, 2020, 03:46:38 PM »
I think all of Strangeloves graphics suck. That brand is only popular because of the Nike collabs. I wish we’d stop supporting hype brands like that
idk maybe Strangelove gets love bc they support and sponsor some amazing and underrated skaters who have gotten Slap love for years.

just a guess...

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #408 on: December 30, 2020, 11:50:53 AM »
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I think all of Strangeloves graphics suck. That brand is only popular because of the Nike collabs. I wish we’d stop supporting hype brands like that
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idk maybe Strangelove gets love bc they support and sponsor some amazing and underrated skaters who have gotten Slap love for years.

just a guess...

Not to mention Sean has been around for longer than Nike in skateboarding has has killed it on graffic's for years..I just wish I could get his stuff here in France with out paying stupid money.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #409 on: December 30, 2020, 01:44:01 PM »
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I think all of Strangeloves graphics suck. That brand is only popular because of the Nike collabs. I wish we’d stop supporting hype brands like that
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idk maybe Strangelove gets love bc they support and sponsor some amazing and underrated skaters who have gotten Slap love for years.

just a guess...
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Not to mention Sean has been around for longer than Nike in skateboarding has has killed it on graffic's for years..I just wish I could get his stuff here in France with out paying stupid money.
Paisley's art direction was better but I'm guessing Cliver might have learned a little bit about what he can sell in shops these days and tweaked Strangelove accordingly. On the other hand, if you're gonna make a RotLD Trash graphic at least include the nudity ya know?
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #410 on: December 30, 2020, 02:09:36 PM »
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I think all of Strangeloves graphics suck. That brand is only popular because of the Nike collabs. I wish we’d stop supporting hype brands like that
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idk maybe Strangelove gets love bc they support and sponsor some amazing and underrated skaters who have gotten Slap love for years.

just a guess...
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Not to mention Sean has been around for longer than Nike in skateboarding has has killed it on graffic's for years..I just wish I could get his stuff here in France with out paying stupid money.
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Paisley's art direction was better but I'm guessing Cliver might have learned a little bit about what he can sell in shops these days and tweaked Strangelove accordingly. On the other hand, if you're gonna make a RotLD Trash graphic at least include the nudity ya know?
The Dunk hype is ridiculous, but Cliver is one of the best to ever do it. He's been killing it since Ray Barbee's Ragdoll in the 80's and put out a ton of the most iconic boards of all time. There are a couple Strangelove graphics I'm on the fence about, but Cliver (and Bratrud/Pendleton) have put out some incredible stuff.
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #411 on: December 30, 2020, 04:01:01 PM »
this one was the worst of the shorty's wrestling series which was already pretty bad
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #412 on: December 30, 2020, 04:09:41 PM »
Whatever jackass commissioned this turd of a abomination.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #413 on: December 30, 2020, 04:12:12 PM »
I dont know why but those time era Cartoon boards will always get a pass for me. Loved old birdhouse, baker or shitty cartoon graphics. They have that magic skateshop 90s 00s vibe i fell in love with.
But 2010s cartoon graphics are disgusting. Brands like dgk ruined it for me.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #414 on: December 30, 2020, 05:41:56 PM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #415 on: December 31, 2020, 12:26:06 AM »
Hot take: the fussy and painstaking process of screen printing graphics kept them somewhat more expensive and specialized and made it so that we didn't get Trump Wall boards of dubious origin and kept people from just throwing Jimi Hendrix and Biggie's images on generic blanks in an effort to make a quick buck.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #416 on: January 18, 2021, 10:22:13 AM »

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #417 on: January 18, 2021, 10:42:34 AM »
I want to fight you so badly richard
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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #418 on: January 18, 2021, 11:33:29 AM »
i swear enjoi makes some cool shit but im scared to test the wood. only seen the worst shapes in the wild yet.

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Re: Worst board graphics ever?
« Reply #419 on: January 19, 2021, 08:21:24 AM »
take what small comfort there may be left
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