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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21541 on: January 27, 2020, 06:12:39 PM »
RIP Jason Polan, the kindest soul and a wonderful artist.

https://www.instagram.com/jasonpolan/?igshid=1e907io3i23c9

One of those that left us way too young.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21542 on: January 27, 2020, 07:22:49 PM »
Twisted my ankle pretty hard today, it's already a trend, it'll get fucked up at least once or twice a year. In these times I feel like I should just quit skating at once, at least the sadness help me cope with standing still for weeks or months. Edit: Not it doesn't, already want to skate again.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21543 on: January 27, 2020, 08:00:12 PM »
2020's been fucked up and we're not even through January.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21544 on: January 27, 2020, 08:37:27 PM »
Twisted my ankle pretty hard today, it's already a trend, it'll get fucked up at least once or twice a year. In these times I feel like I should just quit skating at once, at least the sadness help me cope with standing still for weeks or months. Edit: Not it doesn't, already want to skate again.
I tweaked my knee and ankle today after work myself. Hoping it isn't too bad, I'm on day 21 of trying to skate at least 30 days in a row.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21545 on: January 28, 2020, 07:08:11 AM »
Dentist today

Last time i got a giant FEAR boner. The dental assistant took me by the hand and its ok.

The dentist got mad. Oh man im thinking about canceling

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21546 on: January 28, 2020, 02:05:23 PM »
The dentist didn't go well. They think im on meth. Im actually just shitting my pants scared.

They also played rock paper scissors to see who was going to tell me i wasn't ok an i need surgery.

As i was walking out the sin city take down team for feral humans was outside my door.
They said good too "see you back on the board appleseed" i just smiled and quick stepped the fuck out with my referral.

How the fuck the take down team knows I stopped skating for 90 days i have no idea.

Im going to go watch RG answer your questions and try and relax.

I asked a friend to help me at the dentist but they said i was overreacting over nothing.

I always show up for everyone all the time.

My heart is broken. My dental clinic is scared of me and i can't change it. They didn't even fill my tooth. The just kept going on about how much they hate crust punks in Spanish for 45 minutes and that im on meth.

Its part of my recovery program clinic . My urine hasn't been dirty for real drugs since the mid 00s.

They gave me those fucking drugs too.

Im so fucking feral that i dont deserve healthcare

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21547 on: January 29, 2020, 05:47:18 AM »
The dentist didn't go well. They think im on meth. Im actually just shitting my pants scared.

They also played rock paper scissors to see who was going to tell me i wasn't ok an i need surgery.

As i was walking out the sin city take down team for feral humans was outside my door.
They said good too "see you back on the board appleseed" i just smiled and quick stepped the fuck out with my referral.

How the fuck the take down team knows I stopped skating for 90 days i have no idea.

Im going to go watch RG answer your questions and try and relax.

I asked a friend to help me at the dentist but they said i was overreacting over nothing.

I always show up for everyone all the time.

My heart is broken. My dental clinic is scared of me and i can't change it. They didn't even fill my tooth. The just kept going on about how much they hate crust punks in Spanish for 45 minutes and that im on meth.

Its part of my recovery program clinic . My urine hasn't been dirty for real drugs since the mid 00s.

They gave me those fucking drugs too.

Im so fucking feral that i dont deserve healthcare
assflea..?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21548 on: January 29, 2020, 08:46:49 AM »
I just got cursed. Im already riding the last one out.

My teeth hurt so bad.wanna see?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21549 on: January 29, 2020, 09:00:30 AM »
I just got cursed. Im already riding the last one out.

My teeth hurt so bad.wanna see?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21550 on: January 29, 2020, 09:01:53 AM »
Chocolate and how its made using "actual" slaves and that noone seems to care.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21551 on: January 29, 2020, 09:03:12 AM »
Hell ya let's peep those chompers

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21552 on: January 29, 2020, 12:26:09 PM »
Getting a big boy job , pondering what to do to support myself career wise

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21553 on: January 29, 2020, 07:27:00 PM »
Seeing Goldberg from Mighty Ducks get arrested again for being high on meth then stealing shit again. Loved The Mighty Ducks movies growing up

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21554 on: January 29, 2020, 09:09:10 PM »
my man lost the weight tho

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21555 on: January 29, 2020, 09:18:06 PM »
Seeing Goldberg from Mighty Ducks get arrested again for being high on meth then stealing shit again. Loved The Mighty Ducks movies growing up
Oh my god he looks like shit! And I was just reading yesterday that Emilio is reprising his Gordon Bombay (lol) role on the series that is coming out soon.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21556 on: January 29, 2020, 09:41:51 PM »
I got a physical assessment this morning and I’m shorter than I thought

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21557 on: January 30, 2020, 08:18:36 AM »
This one fucking lady I know. I'm close with one of the ladies around town and said it wasn't my time to come in, I told her yeah it is, I checked this morning. Lady behind me starts getting snippy, I keep my mouth shut because I know her son. The lady I'm close with tells me to go talk to my boss. She said it was Wednesday, told her it's Thursday. She says oh and apologizes and I said I told you. Bitch behind me starts blabbing. God shut up.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21558 on: January 30, 2020, 08:22:48 AM »
Christiedejesu posting again on slap
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21559 on: January 30, 2020, 09:07:04 AM »
Casual racism let me explain before I get kooked to death. 

Was hanging with my wife and her bff I'll refer to her as Jess, my wife is methodical in cleaning and organizing shit almost like a form of therapy. Well Jess is a slob and she offered us $150 each to cleanup her place, so as we are sorting through shit and stacking what's useless and whatnot I heard her speak on the phone to a friend idk who but it was to the effect I have my maid guests over so I cannot meet up till later.  At first I let it slide like umm okay that's weird she'd refer to us as maids?! So we're taking a break for a few and I asked her friend Jess wtf was up with your comment earlier? She played it off in a hiring an illegal to clean her place up basically tried to joke about it in a casual manner which made both of us like stop wait you cannot be serious?! She tried to backpedal like it's a joke. We both told her to go fuck herself and left with $300, I don't give a damn about joking but referring to someone like hiring an illegal is just fucking stupid and not surprised my wife didn't duff her out for making that comment.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21560 on: January 30, 2020, 09:48:04 AM »
Goddamned utility companies being fucking ridiculous and not understanding that a FUCKING TREE FELL ON OUR GODDAMNED HOUSE.
They’re implying that, since our former landlord turned the power off at our prior residence, we were fucking evicted.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21561 on: January 30, 2020, 09:52:54 AM »
Getting a big boy job , pondering what to do to support myself career wise
Go to college, get a trade, or join the Air Force. Dude I’ve seen guys with pro boards on big companies out here shopping for insta cart and driving Lyft.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21562 on: January 30, 2020, 09:58:48 AM »
Seeing a Venture double page spread of Prawn Powers in my newest Thrasher.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21563 on: January 30, 2020, 10:57:56 AM »
join the Air Force.

fuck off with this bullshit
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21564 on: January 30, 2020, 12:11:46 PM »
Dumb bitch was trying to squirt an empty sanitize bottle, I told her it was empty. She said "don't give me sass" I said what are you talking about? Bitch backed down. People got shit up their ass today.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21565 on: January 30, 2020, 12:12:33 PM »
his best frend = ian cornick
mArLeY

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21566 on: January 30, 2020, 04:38:08 PM »
My buddy always wants to play skate, but neither of us have enough tricks that the other doesn't have so nobody ever wins. If we have to finish, it comes down to who has the most shuvit variations.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21567 on: January 30, 2020, 06:51:34 PM »
Mother fuckers at work.

Today I had an interview and it started some shit kind of. I came in dressed up nice as fuck, blazer, tie, the works. I usually dress as casual as I can get away with, I don't like to dress up, but when I interview I have my interview outfit that is really simple but looks really good, I have fashion sense even if I like to dress down. So people always give me a compliment or make a slight joke asking who I am when I dress up. Even my neighbors were telling me I looked sharp. The position I'm interviewing for is a supervisor position but the pay would be the same, but I would literally be doing a fraction of the work. Like it would pretty much mean I get to keep my pay, not do shit, and not have a boss breathing down my neck.

I walk into the break room in the morning, a ton of people are in there, it's mainly all girls where I work so everyone just kind of making harmless jokes about me all dressed up. This one fat fuck guy who always tries to be cool, but nobody likes, who I dont even talk to blurts out, you know that's a demotion right!? Because my pay wont go up any higher (but I make good money because of annual raises). He tried to like take me down a peg in front of everyone. I immediately said "What the fuck are you talking about? I'm gonna make the same money, not have to do any of the work you're doing, I wont have a supervisor, and when I feel like it I'll come back to this department and I'll be a supervisor here." Fucking guy was shook and everyone had my back. He came up later and said something, I didn't hear and he tried to say never mind, so I asked again what he said. He's like sorry I wasn't trying to rain on your parade. I said, You sure about that?? And he said yeah, and he was sorry. He did some similar shit in front of people last interview rounds and I had to do the same thing. So I had to go in hard on him this time.

All week I've gotten some gossip shit going on from a certain group at work, which sucks because I actually have been working my ass off and am known for being super chill and easy going.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21568 on: January 30, 2020, 06:52:17 PM »
My buddy always wants to play skate, but neither of us have enough tricks that the other doesn't have so nobody ever wins. If we have to finish, it comes down to who has the most shuvit variations.
It's ok dude, I saw people playing skate at this park I had never been to until today and they were using power slides.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #21569 on: January 30, 2020, 07:31:39 PM »
sounds like you saw johnes at the park
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?