real confessions

[ROCKxADIO420]

cheated on my math hw

[Rumpleforeskin]

Don't ever compare me to anything related to Garden State

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

I'M LIVING A LIE!

[perverted super otaku!]

I'M LIVING A LIE!

HAH!

[Joe Pesci]

I get way too into girls easily, and everything is going amazingly for the first week - 2 weeks... then they always cut me off and I get hurt. Really I think I want a girlfriend, but it's like for some reason I'm way too much of a bitch about it when it doesn't keep going that way and it fucking sucks because I don't try to be... it just happens

[@thewilleasley]

I get way too into girls easily, and everything is going amazingly for the first week - 2 weeks... then they always cut me off and I get hurt. Really I think I want a girlfriend, but it's like for some reason I'm way too much of a bitch about it when it doesn't keep going that way and it fucking sucks because I don't try to be... it just happens

been here a million fucking times my friend. I think honestly its more about being love with the "feeling" of being infatuated than the actual person, cuz after a couple months pass you be realizing that those girls really aint what you're looking for anyway. i had a similar situation 4-5 months ago where i literally went on the best date of my life with girl & we talked at a cafe for 6-7 hours and i was super geeked about her only to have her pull that same shit, and i was salty than a MUTHAFUCKA. for people like us we gotta be careful about jumping into that shit too quick, cuz once you start getting all lovey dovey n shit you start acting different (even if you realize it or not) and it just turns em off because they can tell you're infatuated and deferring to them in ways you didn't before. its best to take shit slow man. Sounds like some old head shit but its true. let some REAL feelings & rapport build up over time instead of microwaving the process in your head. you'd be surprised how much you "like" a girl is mostly because of shit you've built up in your head, cuz sometimes you be dead set on making some chick your girl only to meet someone else who's kinda hotter & just totally switch gears without hesitation lol.

When i moved out to AZ i was all over the online dating shit meeting hella girls but since I've gotten more focused on my work and value my sanity i pretty much don't fuck with ANY of them anymore except one who was always cool & more like "the homie". we just smoke & chill n watch movies n shit and I honestly wasn't even pursuing her like that back when i first met her several months ago just due to circumstances at the time but now she's pretty much the only girl i hang out with on a regular basis & vice versa so the shit kinda grew on its own & the thought of actually dating her seems so much more natural than all the other times i "thought" i was in love with these girls i barely knew outside of a few dates/conversations. we gotta nice sexual tension going on but I'm definitely going on the offensive next time i see her, so wish me luck on that. I'm pretty certain she wouldn't mind me coming on to her like that cuz all the writings on the wall & its obvious she likes me but i aint gonna lie i be getting nervous thinking about it sometimes just cuz she kinda got me on one, lol.

[shark tits]

what weasley is trying to say is 'don't kiss pussy'.

[L33Tg33k]

I was just standing in line at Popeye's Chicken when I noticed a girl waiting off to the side for her order. There was nothing special about this girl. She was a typical Mexican punk chick. It's just when I noticed her my eyes lingered on her for a little longer than usual. She didn't notice. I don't think she noticed. Maybe she noticed. A flood of misery washed over me in that moment. Intensely oppressive emotions of loneliness, ineptitude, and inexperience forced themselves upon me. I started shaking as my eyes welled up and two tears escaped down my face. The moment I again understood where I was I claimed my composure quickly. I asked myself how long that little episode had lasted. I had no since of time at that moment. It was clear it wasn't long because no one had seemed to budge from the position they were in since I last saw them. Probably milliseconds. I ordered my food. Popcorn shrimp, biscuit, and fries. Picked it up and drove home. And that is the story of how I almost had a mental breakdown in a fried chicken restaurant.

I skated today though. It was fun, but rocking 70 extra pounds makes for tiresome work.

[shark tits]

i was at honey farms learning kickflip nosestalls. i've never done them before w/ any proficiency, nonetheless slid one. the clerk is, she a big girl. her knuckles read 'love' and 'pain'. i went in the other night and she complimented my hair [which is the same as every other day] so i kinda think she likes me. i haven't got laid in forever but this girl intimidates me. i thought about asking her for free marbs, that's how you know if a clerk is really digging you. i paid for my skor bars w/ my EBT  card, walked back up the hill and masturbated to the idea of the honey farms clerk petting my pecker w/ her 'love' hand while smacking me upside the head w/ her 'pain' hand til goo came outta me.

[pencil]

i bet will got a white chick who likes him cause hes black so its edgy but hes lightskin enough to take home to daddy lol

[tobey]

my phone hasn't worked for phone calls for about a month an a half ago, the only person that tried to call me in that time was my mother

[ill_Murray]

i was at honey farms learning kickflip nosestalls. i've never done them before w/ any proficiency, nonetheless slid one. the clerk is, she a big girl. her knuckles read 'love' and 'pain'. i went in the other night and she complimented my hair [which is the same as every other day] so i kinda think she likes me. i haven't got laid in forever but this girl intimidates me. i thought about asking her for free marbs, that's how you know if a clerk is really digging you. i paid for my skor bars w/ my EBT  card, walked back up the hill and masturbated to the idea of the honey farms clerk petting my pecker w/ her 'love' hand while smacking me upside the head w/ her 'pain' hand til goo came outta me.

Ha.

my phone hasn't worked for phone calls for about a month an a half ago, the only person that tried to call me in that time was my mother

I know how that goes, either you need to find people worth calling or realize you can't sit around and wait to get invited places without putting yourself out there first, it doesn't ever happen.  But shit, I don't know you so I could be talking out my ass in which case feel free to tell me to fuck off. 

[JB]

I get way too into girls easily, and everything is going amazingly for the first week - 2 weeks... then they always cut me off and I get hurt. Really I think I want a girlfriend, but it's like for some reason I'm way too much of a bitch about it when it doesn't keep going that way and it fucking sucks because I don't try to be... it just happens

are you really young? because this was as far as i got with any girl until like 22 or 23.

[tobey]

my phone hasn't worked for phone calls for about a month an a half ago, the only person that tried to call me in that time was my mother

I know how that goes, either you need to find people worth calling or realize you can't sit around and wait to get invited places without putting yourself out there first, it doesn't ever happen.  But shit, I don't know you so I could be talking out my ass in which case feel free to tell me to fuck off. 
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i didn't go out all of last year cause of my anxiety but all of this year i call my friends and text, they say they aren't doing anything and end up going out and not inviting me so i just gave up on that group of people but i did go to a bar last weekend with some girl i was friends with all through out high school so at least some people like me

[paraquat]

I was just standing in line at Popeye's Chicken when I noticed a girl waiting off to the side for her order. There was nothing special about this girl. She was a typical Mexican punk chick. It's just when I noticed her my eyes lingered on her for a little longer than usual. She didn't notice. I don't think she noticed. Maybe she noticed. A flood of misery washed over me in that moment. Intensely oppressive emotions of loneliness, ineptitude, and inexperience forced themselves upon me. I started shaking as my eyes welled up and two tears escaped down my face. The moment I again understood where I was I claimed my composure quickly. I asked myself how long that little episode had lasted. I had no since of time at that moment. It was clear it wasn't long because no one had seemed to budge from the position they were in since I last saw them. Probably milliseconds. I ordered my food. Popcorn shrimp, biscuit, and fries. Picked it up and drove home. And that is the story of how I almost had a mental breakdown in a fried chicken restaurant.

I skated today though. It was fun, but rocking 70 extra pounds makes for tiresome work.

Wow. Not trying to kiss butt here, but I would buy your book if you wrote one. Push-ups leet. Do 50 everyday. Make it so they become a compulsive habit and you don't feel right until you have done them.

[dillanharp]

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I was just standing in line at Popeye's Chicken when I noticed a girl waiting off to the side for her order. There was nothing special about this girl. She was a typical Mexican punk chick. It's just when I noticed her my eyes lingered on her for a little longer than usual. She didn't notice. I don't think she noticed. Maybe she noticed. A flood of misery washed over me in that moment. Intensely oppressive emotions of loneliness, ineptitude, and inexperience forced themselves upon me. I started shaking as my eyes welled up and two tears escaped down my face. The moment I again understood where I was I claimed my composure quickly. I asked myself how long that little episode had lasted. I had no since of time at that moment. It was clear it wasn't long because no one had seemed to budge from the position they were in since I last saw them. Probably milliseconds. I ordered my food. Popcorn shrimp, biscuit, and fries. Picked it up and drove home. And that is the story of how I almost had a mental breakdown in a fried chicken restaurant.

I skated today though. It was fun, but rocking 70 extra pounds makes for tiresome work.

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Wow. Not trying to kiss butt here, but I would buy your book if you wrote one. Push-ups leet. Do 50 everyday. Make it so they become a compulsive habit and you don't feel right until you have done them.

I agree, do push-ups. If you can't start at 50, which I don't think most people can do, do as many as you can, then drop to your knees and go until you can't. Do it for a few days and it might hurt to shower. It takes like a minute, maybe 2. You probably stared into nothingness for a lot longer than that today.

[JB]

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I was just standing in line at Popeye's Chicken when I noticed a girl waiting off to the side for her order. There was nothing special about this girl. She was a typical Mexican punk chick. It's just when I noticed her my eyes lingered on her for a little longer than usual. She didn't notice. I don't think she noticed. Maybe she noticed. A flood of misery washed over me in that moment. Intensely oppressive emotions of loneliness, ineptitude, and inexperience forced themselves upon me. I started shaking as my eyes welled up and two tears escaped down my face. The moment I again understood where I was I claimed my composure quickly. I asked myself how long that little episode had lasted. I had no since of time at that moment. It was clear it wasn't long because no one had seemed to budge from the position they were in since I last saw them. Probably milliseconds. I ordered my food. Popcorn shrimp, biscuit, and fries. Picked it up and drove home. And that is the story of how I almost had a mental breakdown in a fried chicken restaurant.

I skated today though. It was fun, but rocking 70 extra pounds makes for tiresome work.

[close]

Wow. Not trying to kiss butt here, but I would buy your book if you wrote one. Push-ups leet. Do 50 everyday. Make it so they become a compulsive habit and you don't feel right until you have done them.

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I agree, do push-ups. If you can't start at 50, which I don't think most people can do, do as many as you can, then drop to your knees and go until you can't. Do it for a few days and it might hurt to shower. It takes like a minute, maybe 2. You probably stared into nothingness for a lot longer than that today.

if you want to lose weight, honestly cut what youre eating in half. you wont get sick or die or anything. just cut back a good amount. dont have seconds. eat fruit instead of chips or other salty snacks. dont fill your plate with food at dinner, just take a small amount. eat salad for lunch and watch how much dressing you use. i dropped 20 lbs since january just by not eating huge meals every day and i havent worked out once. of course working out will help, but dieting will make the pounds drop a lot faster. it will suck and it will feel like your starving yourself for the first few weeks, but then you get used to it and its not bad.

[Joe Pesci]

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I get way too into girls easily, and everything is going amazingly for the first week - 2 weeks... then they always cut me off and I get hurt. Really I think I want a girlfriend, but it's like for some reason I'm way too much of a bitch about it when it doesn't keep going that way and it fucking sucks because I don't try to be... it just happens

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are you really young? because this was as far as i got with any girl until like 22 or 23.

I'm 23 now.

[JB]

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I get way too into girls easily, and everything is going amazingly for the first week - 2 weeks... then they always cut me off and I get hurt. Really I think I want a girlfriend, but it's like for some reason I'm way too much of a bitch about it when it doesn't keep going that way and it fucking sucks because I don't try to be... it just happens

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are you really young? because this was as far as i got with any girl until like 22 or 23.

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I'm 23 now.

give it a little more time and things will change. i dont think that young girls want to settle down. a lot of them have their goals and dreams set so high, and i think they have a hard time making decisions like whether or not they want to be in a relationship. if they start dating you, then they cant be with that really handsome guy who might come along in the future or they cant move across the country and live their fantasy life theyve been dreaming of. thats basically what always happened to me if i tried to understand why girls didnt want to date me. they dont want to lose there freedom.

[nino brown]

i keep getting banned on here by HATE!

nobody is man enough to atleast give a a reason, shits soft as fuck.

this place has gone soo downhill

[dillanharp]

i keep getting banned on here by HATE!

nobody is man enough to atleast give a a reason, shits soft as fuck.

this place has gone soo downhill

It's because he hates black people. Why do you think his name is "HATE!"? Shit's no accident.

[nino brown]

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i keep getting banned on here by HATE!

nobody is man enough to atleast give a a reason, shits soft as fuck.

this place has gone soo downhill

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It's because he hates black people. Why do you think his name is "HATE!"? Shit's no accident.

either that or hes a complete player hater

seriously 34 years old banning people on a messageboard

[paraquat]

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i keep getting banned on here by HATE!

nobody is man enough to atleast give a a reason, shits soft as fuck.

this place has gone soo downhill

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It's because he hates black people. Why do you think his name is "HATE!"? Shit's no accident.

[close]

either that or hes a complete player hater

seriously 34 years old banning people on a messageboard

Damn just noticed your post count. Shit I have said too much.

[dillanharp]

That's fucking stupid.

[nino brown]

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i keep getting banned on here by HATE!

nobody is man enough to atleast give a a reason, shits soft as fuck.

this place has gone soo downhill

[close]

It's because he hates black people. Why do you think his name is "HATE!"? Shit's no accident.

[close]

either that or hes a complete player hater

seriously 34 years old banning people on a messageboard

[close]

Damn just noticed your post count. Shit I have said too much.

haha i know right? when i saw the postcount i knew it wasnt a conspiracy anymore.

like my opinions or not, you have to admit that this is player hating in the 1st degree.
i could understand if i had broken a rule or something

FREE NINO

[nino brown]

thank you for responding

[Made In China]

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I get way too into girls easily, and everything is going amazingly for the first week - 2 weeks... then they always cut me off and I get hurt. Really I think I want a girlfriend, but it's like for some reason I'm way too much of a bitch about it when it doesn't keep going that way and it fucking sucks because I don't try to be... it just happens

[close]

I think honestly its more about being love with the "feeling" of being infatuated than the actual person

Say what you want about Will, but he just dropped more knowledge than I've ever seen in two years of posting here. I have this problem too and sometimes it gets insanely out of control. Being in love can be one of the best feelings in the world and I spend way too much time chasing it.

[Prince Nelson]

I'm really enjoying watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

[dirtyweemidden]

I'm really enjoying watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Me my wife does too

[dillanharp]

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I'm really enjoying watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

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Me my wife does too

I take my 9 month old out of the room when mine watches that whole E! network. I think it'll fuck him up long term. Bravo too.