real confessions

[Grind King Rims]

Yesterday, my headphones ran out of battery, so I jerked off in the airplane bathroom to kill time.

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[SodaJerk]

Yesterday, my headphones ran out of battery, so I jerked off in the airplane bathroom to kill time.

What did you do for the next three hours?

[Maggie]

i jacked off in a bathroom stall at the Vegas Airport while waiting for my ride

[Pigeon]

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Yesterday, my headphones ran out of battery, so I jerked off in the airplane bathroom to kill time.

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What did you do for the next three hours?

Haha, that's so fucking weird because my flight was actually three hours long. My headphones died like half way through. After jerking off, I spent $30 on six drinks until the flight attendant cut me off. Then, I spent the last forty minutes looking at the plane tracker on my phone.

[shit_for_brains]

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Yesterday, my headphones ran out of battery, so I jerked off in the airplane bathroom to kill time.

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What did you do for the next three hours?

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Haha, that's so fucking weird because my flight was actually three hours long. My headphones died like half way through. After jerking off, I spent $30 on six drinks until the flight attendant cut me off. Then, I spent the last forty minutes looking at the plane tracker on my phone.

Is it true what they say happens to your jizz up in the air? I jerked off in a submarine and the rumors were true. It was a nightmare for everyone who survived.

[Pigeon]

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Yesterday, my headphones ran out of battery, so I jerked off in the airplane bathroom to kill time.

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What did you do for the next three hours?

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Haha, that's so fucking weird because my flight was actually three hours long. My headphones died like half way through. After jerking off, I spent $30 on six drinks until the flight attendant cut me off. Then, I spent the last forty minutes looking at the plane tracker on my phone.

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Is it true what they say happens to your jizz up in the air? I jerked off in a submarine and the rumors were true. It was a nightmare for everyone who survived.

Nah, that might happen if there's turbulence. I jizzed in a couple tissues.

[mynameisnotjeff]

I haven't been in the mood for sex or aggressive recently. It throws me off, not in the mood to beat my meat or sex. Throws me off and I just feel tired about stuff. 

[ChuckRamone]

I haven't been in the mood for sex or aggressive recently. It throws me off, not in the mood to beat my meat or sex. Throws me off and I just feel tired about stuff. 

beat off anyway. then splooge out a sad little load that kinda just oozes out and make yourself feel worse about yourself. then do it again until your penis is all raw. that'll teach your penis a lesson about not appreciating masturbation or sex.

[Esquivel]

^Recreationally took half a 100mg viagra pill last monday because my girl was leaving for good and i thought i was gonna impress her with super crazy sex. Turned out she was on her period so we had some anal. When she left i was still hard and decided to toss off. The wank was amazing, one of the best i have ever had. Next day's wank was awesome too and i kept having amazing wanks every day for the remaining of the week. Dick bigger than usual, confidence boosted.

[shark tits]

^Recreationally took half a 100mg viagra pill last monday because my girl was leaving for good and i thought i was gonna impress her with super crazy sex. Turned out she was on her period so we had some anal. When she left i was still hard and decided to toss off. The wank was amazing, one of the best i have ever had. Next day's wank was awesome too and i kept having amazing wanks every day for the remaining of the week. Dick bigger than usual, confidence boosted.

how much bigger, flips to guips?

[mynameisnotjeff]

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I haven't been in the mood for sex or aggressive recently. It throws me off, not in the mood to beat my meat or sex. Throws me off and I just feel tired about stuff. 

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beat off anyway. then splooge out a sad little load that kinda just oozes out and make yourself feel worse about yourself. then do it again until your penis is all raw. that'll teach your penis a lesson about not appreciating masturbation or sex.

^Recreationally took half a 100mg viagra pill last monday because my girl was leaving for good and i thought i was gonna impress her with super crazy sex. Turned out she was on her period so we had some anal. When she left i was still hard and decided to toss off. The wank was amazing, one of the best i have ever had. Next day's wank was awesome too and i kept having amazing wanks every day for the remaining of the week. Dick bigger than usual, confidence boosted.

This is amazing haha. Nah, my guess is I've just been eating and sleeping like shit

[calvinsdream]

I took a shit behind a closed gas station in kansas and mid shit this lil ol' lady straight seent me mid log comin out my ass, she was coolin , walked right by me and threw some trash out, but I feel like I coulda mighta gotta blumpkin. kansas is straight weird state though

avoided fed shit with the chadillac muskilade wit the tow u-haul, all white escaladin, Colorado plates. but we had to free da spot. bless.. 

"I'm not homeless"

[wheelies]

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I took a shit behind a closed gas station in kansas and mid shit this lil ol' lady straight seent me mid log comin out my ass, she was coolin , walked right by me and threw some trash out, but I feel like I coulda mighta gotta blumpkin. kansas is straight weird state though

avoided fed shit with the chadillac muskilade wit the tow u-haul, all white escaladin, Colorado plates. but we had to free da spot. bless..? 

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"I'm not homeless"

Nigga we were ridign across country in white chadillac muskilade, I just had ta shit.

[Pigeon]

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I took a shit behind a closed gas station in kansas and mid shit this lil ol' lady straight seent me mid log comin out my ass, she was coolin , walked right by me and threw some trash out, but I feel like I coulda mighta gotta blumpkin. kansas is straight weird state though

avoided fed shit with the chadillac muskilade wit the tow u-haul, all white escaladin, Colorado plates. but we had to free da spot. bless..? 

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"I'm not homeless"

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Nigga we were ridign across country in white chadillac muskilade, I just had ta shit.

What do you do for a living?

[wheelies]

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I took a shit behind a closed gas station in kansas and mid shit this lil ol' lady straight seent me mid log comin out my ass, she was coolin , walked right by me and threw some trash out, but I feel like I coulda mighta gotta blumpkin. kansas is straight weird state though

avoided fed shit with the chadillac muskilade wit the tow u-haul, all white escaladin, Colorado plates. but we had to free da spot. bless..? 

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"I'm not homeless"

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Nigga we were ridign across country in white chadillac muskilade, I just had ta shit.

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What do you do for a living?

marine biologist

[calvinsdream]

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I took a shit behind a closed gas station in kansas and mid shit this lil ol' lady straight seent me mid log comin out my ass, she was coolin , walked right by me and threw some trash out, but I feel like I coulda mighta gotta blumpkin. kansas is straight weird state though

avoided fed shit with the chadillac muskilade wit the tow u-haul, all white escaladin, Colorado plates. but we had to free da spot. bless..? 

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"I'm not homeless"

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Nigga we were ridign across country in white chadillac muskilade, I just had ta shit.

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What do you do for a living?

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marine biologist

which parent pays for the hundreds of dollars of dog drugs?

[Pigeon]

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I took a shit behind a closed gas station in kansas and mid shit this lil ol' lady straight seent me mid log comin out my ass, she was coolin , walked right by me and threw some trash out, but I feel like I coulda mighta gotta blumpkin. kansas is straight weird state though

avoided fed shit with the chadillac muskilade wit the tow u-haul, all white escaladin, Colorado plates. but we had to free da spot. bless..? 

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"I'm not homeless"

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Nigga we were ridign across country in white chadillac muskilade, I just had ta shit.

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What do you do for a living?

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marine biologist

Grabbing coins from mall fountains, for drugs, isn't the same as a marine biologist.

[planman]

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I took a shit behind a closed gas station in kansas and mid shit this lil ol' lady straight seent me mid log comin out my ass, she was coolin , walked right by me and threw some trash out, but I feel like I coulda mighta gotta blumpkin. kansas is straight weird state though

avoided fed shit with the chadillac muskilade wit the tow u-haul, all white escaladin, Colorado plates. but we had to free da spot. bless..? 

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"I'm not homeless"

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Nigga we were ridign across country in white chadillac muskilade, I just had ta shit.

[close]

What do you do for a living?

[close]

marine biologist

[close]

Grabbing coins from mall fountains, for drugs, isn't the same as a marine biologist.

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[Joust Ostrich]

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I took a shit behind a closed gas station in kansas and mid shit this lil ol' lady straight seent me mid log comin out my ass, she was coolin , walked right by me and threw some trash out, but I feel like I coulda mighta gotta blumpkin. kansas is straight weird state though

avoided fed shit with the chadillac muskilade wit the tow u-haul, all white escaladin, Colorado plates. but we had to free da spot. bless..? 

[close]

"I'm not homeless"

[close]

Nigga we were ridign across country in white chadillac muskilade, I just had ta shit.

[close]

What do you do for a living?

[close]

marine biologist

[close]

Grabbing coins from mall fountains, for drugs, isn't the same as a marine biologist.

[close]

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[Esquivel]

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^Recreationally took half a 100mg viagra pill last monday because my girl was leaving for good and i thought i was gonna impress her with super crazy sex. Turned out she was on her period so we had some anal. When she left i was still hard and decided to toss off. The wank was amazing, one of the best i have ever had. Next day's wank was awesome too and i kept having amazing wanks every day for the remaining of the week. Dick bigger than usual, confidence boosted.

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how much bigger, flips to guips?

It did get bigger than usual, like the biggest it could physically get with every blood vessel filled with blood. I read that using viagra on the regs can actually increase dick size because the whole thing is stretched to fit all that blood. Also read that using too much viagra on the regs can cause hard ons that last for days and that these are dangerous because the dick's blood circulation get messed up and some older people even had their member chopped off to prevent gangrene from spreading.

[doublesteveburger]

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^Recreationally took half a 100mg viagra pill last monday because my girl was leaving for good and i thought i was gonna impress her with super crazy sex. Turned out she was on her period so we had some anal. When she left i was still hard and decided to toss off. The wank was amazing, one of the best i have ever had. Next day's wank was awesome too and i kept having amazing wanks every day for the remaining of the week. Dick bigger than usual, confidence boosted.

[close]

how much bigger, flips to guips?

[close]

It did get bigger than usual, like the biggest it could physically get with every blood vessel filled with blood. I read that using viagra on the regs can actually increase dick size because the whole thing is stretched to fit all that blood. Also read that using too much viagra on the regs can cause hard ons that last for days and that these are dangerous because the dick's blood circulation get messed up and some older people even had their member chopped off to prevent gangrene from spreading.

worth it.

[somethingmustbreaknow]

post a dick!

[Grind King Rims]

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I took a shit behind a closed gas station in kansas and mid shit this lil ol' lady straight seent me mid log comin out my ass, she was coolin , walked right by me and threw some trash out, but I feel like I coulda mighta gotta blumpkin. kansas is straight weird state though

avoided fed shit with the chadillac muskilade wit the tow u-haul, all white escaladin, Colorado plates. but we had to free da spot. bless..? 

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"I'm not homeless"

[close]

Nigga we were ridign across country in white chadillac muskilade, I just had ta shit.

[close]

What do you do for a living?

[close]

marine biologist

[close]

Grabbing coins from mall fountains, for drugs, isn't the same as a marine biologist.

[close]

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[straight]

bawtawd is actually one of my favorite posters on here

[shark tits]

bawtawd is actually one of my favorite posters on here

mine too.
he's the dr thompson of the message boards. one day bawtawd's ashes will be posthumously shot out of a cannon all over kitty hawk, nc.

[wheelies]

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bawtawd is actually one of my favorite posters on here

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mine too.
he's the dr thompson of the message boards. one day bawtawd's ashes will be posthumously shot out of a cannon all over kitty hawk, nc.

preesh that, straight got clutch one liners, tits saving the environment, we can all help the world.

haters cool too hata, hate on hate on, hata hate on hate on

Yall sayin Im take qaurteres from the fountain make me wanna cry in the car dough

but I did do that befofe dough

 

[shit_for_brains]

I still think you'll either be shot by the police for no reason or crushed by a car you were sleeping under.

[wheelies]

probably shot by the cops cause ive been googling how to break locks on change machines, seems easy enough  fuck now I am plotting on how to take quarters

[Pigeon]

probably shot by the cops cause ive been googling how to break locks on change machines, seems easy enough  fuck now I am plotting on how to take quarters

You probably won't get shot unless you assault a cop...might get attacked by a K9 if you run. Also, depending on which state, you may get charged with intent. I assume you use library computers, so it's not like the cops are going to check your phone, if you even have one, if you do get caught. Also, I have to assume you sold your cell phone for drugs.

[ChuckRamone]

bawtawd is actually one of my favorite posters on here

are you guys gonna 69 each other's penises?