True story:
I was out with some friends and we were at a party, and at separate points during the party, girls initiated conversations with us. They were girls we had seen out at parties in town before, but had never talked to. We both exchanged numbers with these girls but for some reason (probably because we were way too fucked up and stupid to have a clue) we left the party in our original friend group and not with either of the girls. So during our drunken and high ride home (yes, we had a designated driver...luckily, because we were totally fucked) we started talking about these girls we met and how we wanted to spend a bit more time with them so somehow it came down to us deciding that we should send them texts at 4am (maybe later) that we wanted to lick their buttholes.
The next morning I got a message from my girl something like "haha, is that what you want to do? maybe we should hang out sometime soon." Something like that. We ended up dating for like a year after that and I still keep in touch with her to this day.
My friend on the other hand, got a very, very long message from his girl about sexual harassment and not appreciating such vulgar messages and all that. We ran into that girl many times out and about and she always refused to talk to my friend for like a full year after that night. Eventually they came to an understanding, but he never really got to spend any time with her, obviously.
There's really no moral to this story, because, obviously, it worked great for me, but anyway, just thought it was a funny story about licking butts.