real confessions

[Mongoloid]

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I can’t watch movies without falling asleep. I can watch documentaries, and read for entire day’s, but something about movies I cannot jive with or sit through.

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yes, but do you eat arse?

I’ve been eating ass before I ever even realized some of ya’ll had hang ups on it, or think it’s something taboo.

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

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I can’t watch movies without falling asleep. I can watch documentaries, and read for entire day’s, but something about movies I cannot jive with or sit through.

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yes, but do you eat arse?

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I’ve been eating ass before I ever even realized some of ya’ll had hang ups on it, or think it’s something taboo.

Im still unsettled that eating ass is taboo. But i’m also gay so eating someones ass is more of a handshake then a sexual act.

[rawr1922]

Never indulged however many times after seeing a stunning lady out in the wild ,  think to myself damn I would lick her butthole

[UrsulaHaverbeck]

Complete opposite. It's the first thing I think about...what it will look, smell, and taste like. Think I'm fucking joking but I'm dead serious. I have an insatiable female asshole fetish. It's gotta be cleaned beforehand if she shit at some point during the day. If she didn't and for instance all she did was sweat from being out and about, it just adds more musk and flavor.

[beatifk]

True story:

I was out with some friends and we were at a party, and at separate points during the party, girls initiated conversations with us. They were girls we had seen out at parties in town before, but had never talked to. We both exchanged numbers with these girls but for some reason (probably because we were way too fucked up and stupid to have a clue) we left the party in our original friend group and not with either of the girls. So during our drunken and high ride home (yes, we had a designated driver...luckily, because we were totally fucked) we started talking about these girls we met and how we wanted to spend a bit more time with them so somehow it came down to us deciding that we should send them texts at 4am (maybe later) that we wanted to lick their buttholes.

The next morning I got a message from my girl something like "haha, is that what you want to do? maybe we should hang out sometime soon." Something like that. We ended up dating for like a year after that and I still keep in touch with her to this day.

My friend on the other hand, got a very, very long message from his girl about sexual harassment and not appreciating such vulgar messages and all that. We ran into that girl many times out and about and she always refused to talk to my friend for like a full year after that night. Eventually they came to an understanding, but he never really got to spend any time with her, obviously.

There's really no moral to this story, because, obviously, it worked great for me, but anyway, just thought it was a funny story about licking butts.

[DanTheDoucher]

True story:

I was out with some friends and we were at a party, and at separate points during the party, girls initiated conversations with us. They were girls we had seen out at parties in town before, but had never talked to. We both exchanged numbers with these girls but for some reason (probably because we were way too fucked up and stupid to have a clue) we left the party in our original friend group and not with either of the girls. So during our drunken and high ride home (yes, we had a designated driver...luckily, because we were totally fucked) we started talking about these girls we met and how we wanted to spend a bit more time with them so somehow it came down to us deciding that we should send them texts at 4am (maybe later) that we wanted to lick their buttholes.

The next morning I got a message from my girl something like "haha, is that what you want to do? maybe we should hang out sometime soon." Something like that. We ended up dating for like a year after that and I still keep in touch with her to this day.

My friend on the other hand, got a very, very long message from his girl about sexual harassment and not appreciating such vulgar messages and all that. We ran into that girl many times out and about and she always refused to talk to my friend for like a full year after that night. Eventually they came to an understanding, but he never really got to spend any time with her, obviously.

There's really no moral to this story, because, obviously, it worked great for me, but anyway, just thought it was a funny story about licking butts.

Licking buttholes. The most divisive topic on Earth.

[mynameisnotjeff]

There's threads you can get away with opening at work and some that you don't. This has become one that you don't.
That being said, hi IT person.

As for eating ass. The person definitely has to be clean. Things get awkward when you're ready and all excited just to see some dingleberries and pieces of TP.

[Bagelskate]

There’s a different sound someone makes when they get their third eye licked as opposed to normal oral

[DanTheDoucher]

There’s a different sound someone makes when they get their third eye licked as opposed to normal oral

It's a mixture of pleasure and disgust.

[GardenSkater77]

[L33Tg33k]

I feel like eating butt is something that I think I want to do, but if it ever became a reality, I'd lick the starfish and then immediately realize just how mistaken I was. In my fantasies I want a dirty bung hole, but I know intrinsically that in reality that would be nothing short of rancid.

[NegativeCreep]

I'm a real piece of shit. Just I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

[silhouette]

I'm a real piece of shit. Just I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

Please come back and talk, G. Or at the very least be well.

[L33Tg33k]

Yesterday I was turned down by the girl I've been crushing on for over 3 years. It was super fun and relieving. I didn't cry at all and I slept like a baby. None of my dreams were about her or people I know making fun of me at all. Right now I'm 100% okay and I didn't just buy supplies to make a means of self termination. Fun fun fun. 

Could you imagine if the opposite was true? That would suck.

[SodaJerk]

Yesterday I was turned down by the girl I've been crushing on for over 3 years. It was super fun and relieving. I didn't cry at all and I slept like a baby. None of my dreams were about her or people I know making fun of me at all. Right now I'm 100% okay and I didn't just buy supplies to make a means of self termination. Fun fun fun. 

Could you imagine if the opposite was true? That would suck.

This is a little unsettling and I’m not sure what to make if it. Are you actually upset and are you thinking of doing something rash?

[the snake]

Welcome to the lonely wolf club, bro haha

[iKobrakai]

Some shit might go down...

[doublesteveburger]

Hey bud, I hope you’re okay. There’s numerous peeps on here who would be more than happy to chat it up with you if you’re feeling alone.

[blurst_of_times]

Does anyone on here know L33tg33k in person? If so, can someone check in on him?

[Francis Xavier]

Does anyone on here know L33tg33k in person? If so, can someone check in on him?

L33t cmon dude. Lets us know youre good

[fakie nollie]

i think prince is a sexy man
i love weed and pills
i enjoy licking girls assholes

thats pretty much it...
but i can identify with most of said problems having gone through most of them myself.

Found a vintage gem.

[landedprimo]

Damn, this thread is getting depressing. I hope L33T and NegativeCreep are good.

[mynameisnotjeff]

Seeing L33t's post and Buddy posting the 3rd annual Rusty event (as well as some personal stuff), has reminded me how fucked stuff is. If any of you need someone to talk to PM me. Hope you have a good day and you're all beautiful.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

L33t where you at?

[Krooked antihero]

Damn, I got here and got excited about all that butthole-stuff, was bout to post that ODB documentary where he explains his love for arse-licking but now you guys got me worried about L33T...

[Audrey II]

he did say he was 100% okay in his last post, so i have faith he is indeed okay. anyways much love to everyone here, except andrew reynolds.

lots of good caring people on slap that reach out to others when they need it and i think thats fucking amazing. if youre in need, take advantage of it.

[DanTheDoucher]

I feel like eating butt is something that I think I want to do, but if it ever became a reality, I'd lick the starfish and then immediately realize just how mistaken I was. In my fantasies I want a dirty bung hole, but I know intrinsically that in reality that would be nothing short of rancid.

Freshly scrubbed bung hole straight out of the shower is the way to go.

[DanTheDoucher]

Now I feel like an asshole for taking the convo back to licking butt holes.

But I agree with everyone here.....SLAP may have a lot complete cuntknuckles, but there are definitely people here to talk to when you are feeling down.

[DarthDingusMaximus]

Now I feel like an asshole for taking the convo back to licking butt holes.

But I agree with everyone here.....SLAP may have a lot complete cuntknuckles, but there are definitely people here to talk to when you are feeling down.

For sure some real cockstains but there are some genuinely caring people on here that I've spoken to via text messages.

[Reese]

Cross your eyes, pick a legal drug and enjoy sport ball l33t.. It's the american way, forget about what happened and fall into the next morning a better man

Homosexual activities hidden on a burner and a steady job help ease the pain

Maybe try selling cars?