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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8610 on: September 19, 2019, 01:08:37 PM »
I think it’s pretty good. If you aren’t able to relax it’s not gonna be fun. It’s best when you are just in the zone getting freaky going back and forth. That whole area is sensitive. I said this before in a thread. If a chick wants to toss your salad and you are gonna be a serious thing let her. If you turn down freaky shit like that she will be hesitant to show you all the crazy shit she wants to do in the future. Looking at the timing of the post I was engaging in this illicit activity pretty much at the exact same time it was being discussed on here last night. Wassup!?
You are right and I agree about relaxing, I would give it a second chance if it didn't mean penatration.....

 I do have a suggestion when it comes to getting your partner or gal to try freaky shit, Amyal Nitrate and one of those usb mic type of vibrators or a vibrating cockring.

 I use those every now and then when me and my wife get down HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! it's like niagra falls and it feels great in the gooch area.






























































































































































































































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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8611 on: September 19, 2019, 01:20:40 PM »
I could never get my girl to mess with poppers lol. She’d flip out and I mean I can’t really blame her.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8612 on: September 20, 2019, 06:04:50 AM »
jelly or syrup though?
you know what'd be fucked up? Imagine you got your homie sleeping on the couch but one night you and your girl are getting freak nasty like loud as shit.

Next thing you know your girl busts out the Nutella spread and you are into it right but your boy who's trying to sleep walks in to grab a charger or just a polite hey man could you guys kinda keep it down I gotta get up in a few hours as she's going balls and all in your butt with the Nutella......  Or worse yet she's stroking your meat with Nutella..... How do you explain that to your friend?!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8613 on: September 20, 2019, 07:29:50 AM »
Shit is getting hot in here. Kind of gay but hot.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8614 on: September 20, 2019, 07:36:03 AM »
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jelly or syrup though?
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you know what'd be fucked up? Imagine you got your homie sleeping on the couch but one night you and your girl are getting freak nasty like loud as shit.

Next thing you know your girl busts out the Nutella spread and you are into it right but your boy who's trying to sleep walks in to grab a charger or just a polite hey man could you guys kinda keep it down I gotta get up in a few hours as she's going balls and all in your butt with the Nutella......  Or worse yet she's stroking your meat with Nutella..... How do you explain that to your friend?!

I'd just stare at him and own it. So fucking what if I want my dick turning into dessert?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8615 on: September 20, 2019, 10:13:09 AM »
Damn, this shit is making me think I'd be really good at playing sex.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8616 on: September 20, 2019, 10:16:38 AM »
sorry homie, just trying to bust a hazelnut

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8617 on: September 20, 2019, 10:22:22 AM »
Damn, this shit is making me think I'd be really good at playing sex.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8618 on: September 20, 2019, 05:08:45 PM »
If a homie wants to crepe on my nutella dick he can,just be silent.

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8619 on: September 20, 2019, 06:06:23 PM »
i've had a lot of health problems throughout my life, on and off. lately i'm starting to think its best to skate less for my overall health, which is a heavy feeling.
it's mainly cause i skate like its my last damn supper. i just wanna go fast and throw myself at shit. maybe i'll pick up neighborhood hills again, something chill. but for now, i can't be doing the skating i've done for my whole life. it's not working anymore.
and i'm pretty bummed on that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8620 on: September 21, 2019, 03:38:35 AM »
sorry homie, just trying to bust a hazelnut
I was imagining a sketchy shit scenario where someone was like damn dude you into scat scenarios? wtf..........
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8621 on: September 21, 2019, 07:02:23 PM »
Idk logistics but I’d imagine getting your salad tossed while getting oral would be pure pleasure

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8622 on: September 21, 2019, 10:44:24 PM »
Idk logistics but I’d imagine getting your salad tossed while getting oral would be pure pleasure

That would require, at least, two dudes..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8623 on: September 22, 2019, 05:32:42 AM »
Idk logistics but I’d imagine getting your salad tossed while getting oral would be pure pleasure
I don't know man seems like you'd have to have 2 persons with different tastes..... that's just me though......
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8624 on: September 22, 2019, 07:28:34 AM »
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sorry homie, just trying to bust a hazelnut
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I was imagining a sketchy shit scenario where someone was like damn dude you into scat scenarios? wtf..........
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8625 on: September 23, 2019, 12:05:01 AM »
I thought about SLAP for a solid 10-15 seconds to get my head back in the game in bed last night.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8626 on: September 23, 2019, 12:28:16 AM »
This might fit in awkward sex stories but it also works here. I usually can’t cum when I’m having sex because I’m usually always drunk. I was dating this girl a while back and she was always bummed I wouldn’t finish the job so, she suggested she try sticking her finger up my ass to massage my prostate. I was drunk as shit and I was like yeah honestly whatever and as she fingered my asshole I jerked off. I busted a huge nut on her tits and face. I guess if you can’t cum while drunk stick a finger up your ass.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8627 on: September 23, 2019, 03:27:33 AM »
This might fit in awkward sex stories but it also works here. I usually can’t cum when I’m having sex because I’m usually always drunk. I was dating this girl a while back and she was always bummed I wouldn’t finish the job so, she suggested she try sticking her finger up my ass to massage my prostate. I was drunk as shit and I was like yeah honestly whatever and as she fingered my asshole I jerked off. I busted a huge nut on her tits and face. I guess if you can’t cum while drunk stick a finger up your ass.
whenever I have gotten to this point where I can't cum I put babyoil on my girls ass, absolutely LOVE IT!!!!!!!! My gal use to ask why but I put on a porn of black and latina ladies with bubble butts, she's like oh......
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8628 on: September 23, 2019, 09:30:00 AM »
My junk was numb for the last 15 years and I was a stallion but now that I’m sober and can actually feel things I’m a total shooter and have to think about what “iKobrakai” means.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8629 on: September 23, 2019, 09:33:38 AM »
Shoutout to post substance use junk feeling returns. Weird wild stuff.
them cats are out getting mashed up to jungle, he's out mashing up jungle cats. it's just not gonna work.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8630 on: September 23, 2019, 10:17:06 AM »
My junk was numb for the last 15 years and I was a stallion but now that I’m sober and can actually feel things I’m a total shooter and have to think about what “iKobrakai” means.

At your service, brother.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8631 on: September 23, 2019, 10:40:12 AM »
A true PAL.

Gnarred you and immediately regretted knocking your -666 rep then tried kooking you to set everything back to form and now I can’t fix my mistake for 24 hours so someone help me out here, baby.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8632 on: September 23, 2019, 11:14:55 AM »
Thanks.

A small confession: I'm afraid that if I talk about that number, people might fuck it up on purpose...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8633 on: September 23, 2019, 07:03:05 PM »
Thanks.

A small confession: I'm afraid that if I talk about that number, people might fuck it up on purpose...

I'm just curious to know how everyone seems to be in agreement that they'll keep it at -666.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8634 on: September 23, 2019, 09:58:24 PM »
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Thanks.

A small confession: I'm afraid that if I talk about that number, people might fuck it up on purpose...
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I'm just curious to know how everyone seems to be in agreement that they'll keep it at -666.

Never seen an agreement, but it seems to be a visually appealing number to all the pervs, creeps and addicts on Slap. Being one myself, I do agree.

Many years ago I got knocked down for talking mad shit and bitching about how terrible Alex Olson was. The mods even gave me of picture of him as an avatar, which I kept until recently.

I regret talking all the stupid shit in my drug fueled state, it was aweful. However, Alex turning pro at the same time as Malto and Mike Mo was still a political move and I stand by everything I said.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8635 on: September 23, 2019, 10:22:34 PM »
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Thanks.

A small confession: I'm afraid that if I talk about that number, people might fuck it up on purpose...
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I'm just curious to know how everyone seems to be in agreement that they'll keep it at -666.
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Never seen an agreement, but it seems to be a visually appealing number to all the pervs, creeps and addicts on Slap. Being one myself, I do agree.

Many years ago I got knocked down for talking mad shit and bitching about how terrible Alex Olson was. The mods even gave me of picture of him as an avatar, which I kept until recently.

I regret talking all the stupid shit in my drug fueled state, it was aweful. However, Alex turning pro at the same time as Malto and Mike Mo was still a political move and I stand by everything I said.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8636 on: September 24, 2019, 08:34:55 AM »
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Idk logistics but I’d imagine getting your salad tossed while getting oral would be pure pleasure
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That would require, at least, two dudes..
I honestly love seeing that in porn, but with women instead. I guess two really pretty trannies would be fine too. I'm down for rusty trombones too.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8637 on: September 24, 2019, 08:55:42 AM »
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Idk logistics but I’d imagine getting your salad tossed while getting oral would be pure pleasure
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That would require, at least, two dudes..
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I honestly love seeing that in porn, but with women instead. I guess two really pretty trannies would be fine too. I'm down for rusty trombones too.

Speaking of porn, why the fuck is stan not directing smut films? I legit got a boner at work while reading his chapters... His shit would be the dirtiest cum fests!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8638 on: September 26, 2019, 04:45:20 PM »
ive kinda gone full in on conspiracy theories .. ai humanoids and interdimentional communication mostly
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8639 on: September 26, 2019, 11:13:49 PM »
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Damn, this shit is making me think I'd be really good at playing sex.
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You waiting for love l33t? Or don’t care? Take a solo vacation to Nevada. Bang some crazy brothel chick, go see a show and go home.

I thought L33t finally lost it a little while back in Tijuana?

Am I remembering wrong or did it not go down?