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Scratch that Doc. I see you're actually 31. You're problems are much worse than I suspected and I'm afraid I cant help you. My apologies for OVER estimating you. I wish you luck out there kid. And if I may, offer a bit of advice that I'm certain you'll find beneficial. The next time you're standing at a urinal (oh wait, you probably sit, right?), at any rate, do NOT eat the big white mint.
I dont know if you think thats funny but its not, you are a dork, settle down old man, go throw a chick off a balcony or blow 10 grand gambling, whatever it is you do pho king kong
Easy now champ, only your mom calls me King Kong. And that's pretty cute, acting as if you actually understood what I wrote, then proceeding to reveal in your babble, clear evidence that you missed the whole point of the story. Nice one, Sparky!
I get it though, Einstein. You're not a big reader. Just a 31 year old, HERO member on a message board (impressive post count BTW) because you're NOT a complete fucking dork? Gotcha!
You see yourself as more of a "Costanza" type. LORD of the complete fucking dorks. I'm actually with you on this one, buddy. See pal, we CAN find some common ground, here.
Though it does devastate my soul to hear that you dont find me funny. Let's do this, once I start giving a fuck AND you can figure out how to comprehend what you're reading, BEFORE flapping your pole smokers, we'll regroup and see if the Love is still there. Deal?