real confessions

[L33Tg33k]

I talk about whatever the fuck I wanna talk about.

I've been thinking about how many slap heads are in my area and how I wanna meet them. Let's have a get together already. I want kewl friends!

[DA BIG BODY BENZ]

Back in like 05-06 when video ipods first came I put some porn on it and brought it to school and showed people thinking I was so cool. Looking back I probably looked like a complete weirdo

[iKobrakai]

Back in like 05-06 when video ipods first came I put some porn on it and brought it to school and showed people thinking I was so cool. Looking back I probably looked like a complete weirdo

No shame in jerking off with other dudes.

[Owen]

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just realized my porn history is racist

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Obvi. I've seen your search history. It's all Latina midgets. Do you hate Asian midgets or something?

I don't know how much of a confession this is as I'm not embarrassed about it at all but, I love The Great British Bake Off. It's the most heartfelt competition show that I've ever seen. All the bakers are super likable people. I'm always taken aback by how cute (and I mean that in the most literal sense) some of the contestants are in season 6. There's s person named Kim-Joy for christ's sake. And then there are two beautiful women among the contestants as well. Ruby is unbelievably gorgeous and it irrationally makes me kind of angry when abnormally attractive people are also highly skilled. Honestly every time she's on the screen I can't help but say, "beautiful!", in my head. Whatever, I have problems. Check the show if you want something to watch passively while you're doing something else.

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My girlfriend loves GBBO so I started watching it with her, and now I love it. I agree with you, it's such a wholesome and wonderful show. I watch it when I need an escape from the insanity that is American life right now... so, as often as I can

Damn bro if you thought things were bad in Oct 2019, 2020 must be rocking you

[Garnet]

I was banned for over 2 weeks (unjustly) and didn't really miss this place much. I missed posting but reading this shit when you can't post is unbearable I dunno how lurkers do it. Gotta say Roast Beef is a terrible poster super glad I have access to my ignore list again! 

[LordManHammer]

I feel invalidated in many aspects of my life, I wasn't abused in the traditional sense of physical abuse more psychological and emotional abandonment from parental figures. 

Yes my dad worked hard all his life and somehow I respect him?! Yet it has had lasting effects to this day, I feel I'm not good enough whenever I apply myself to any situation I can succeed.

 I overcompensate occasionally by having that Dunning Kreuger effect  or pretentiousness sometimes as I know I don't know things but like I said I'll figure it out as we go along and succeed in my goals or bullshiting my way through interviews.

What I'm asking you Pals is how do I build up a healthy self esteem and confidence without coming off as arrogant or sound like an ignorant Karen when it comes to actually knowing certain things?!

[Garnet]

I feel invalidated in many aspects of my life, I wasn't abused in the traditional sense of physical abuse more psychological and emotional abandonment from parental figures. 

Yes my dad worked hard all his life and somehow I respect him?! Yet it has had lasting effects to this day, I feel I'm not good enough whenever I apply myself to any situation I can succeed.

 I overcompensate occasionally by having that Dunning Kreuger effect  or pretentiousness sometimes as I know I don't know things but like I said I'll figure it out as we go along and succeed in my goals or bullshiting my way through interviews.

What I'm asking you Pals is how do I build up a healthy self esteem and confidence without coming off as arrogant or sound like an ignorant Karen when it comes to actually knowing certain things?!

how old are you?

[Dr-Feelgood]

I feel invalidated in many aspects of my life, I wasn't abused in the traditional sense of physical abuse more psychological and emotional abandonment from parental figures. 

Yes my dad worked hard all his life and somehow I respect him?! Yet it has had lasting effects to this day, I feel I'm not good enough whenever I apply myself to any situation I can succeed.

 I overcompensate occasionally by having that Dunning Kreuger effect  or pretentiousness sometimes as I know I don't know things but like I said I'll figure it out as we go along and succeed in my goals or bullshiting my way through interviews.

What I'm asking you Pals is how do I build up a healthy self esteem and confidence without coming off as arrogant or sound like an ignorant Karen when it comes to actually knowing certain things?!

Well if you know certain things about a certain topic then you arent ignorant on the topic.....just be patient with people, show respect and kindness unless you're not getting it in return....in that case fuck em and come off as arrogant, i dont know i already forgot what poor advice i wanted to give you

[LordManHammer]

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I feel invalidated in many aspects of my life, I wasn't abused in the traditional sense of physical abuse more psychological and emotional abandonment from parental figures. 

Yes my dad worked hard all his life and somehow I respect him?! Yet it has had lasting effects to this day, I feel I'm not good enough whenever I apply myself to any situation I can succeed.

 I overcompensate occasionally by having that Dunning Kreuger effect  or pretentiousness sometimes as I know I don't know things but like I said I'll figure it out as we go along and succeed in my goals or bullshiting my way through interviews.

What I'm asking you Pals is how do I build up a healthy self esteem and confidence without coming off as arrogant or sound like an ignorant Karen when it comes to actually knowing certain things?!

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Well if you know certain things about a certain topic then you arent ignorant on the topic.....just be patient with people, show respect and kindness unless you're not getting it in return....in that case fuck em and come off as arrogant, i dont know i already forgot what poor advice i wanted to give you

Gnar'd

[DA BIG BODY BENZ]

Confessions have been real fucking boring lately. Where is the juicy shit we long for?

[rawr1922]

On 4th of July, set up a 10'x10' pop up tent then chilled on the beach all day. Beers on ice all day. Older crowd set up next to us.  Eventually an older lady with a 2 piece bathing suit started chatting up. The lower half of bathing suit covered up muffin top. She blessed with a beautiful face & nice tatas. Eventually found out she's 43 years old. Got her number. And here's my confession, totally down to hook up. Haven't been laid in a long time plus tired of wacking off. Such a stressful mission due to not having a lock on my door & have to turn on fan full blast.  As Modest Mouse says - these walls are paper thin & everyone hears every little sound. Lastly , trying to be done strangling the chicken , feel like the biggest dirt bagg afterwords. Anyways, back on topic. Planning on inviting this 43 year old over with a muffin top & couldn't be happier!

[rawr1922]

Also Darth, not sure what your situation is....hoping you smoke weed , if so please take a long break. Performs wonders, you probably know. Took me nearly 2 decades to realize over consumption of green created negative feelings, anxiety , depression, you name it, etc. Really hinders instead of benefit like it used to when we younger. If your negative feelings not related to ganj : please take a deep breath brother, relax then ponder the cause of you feeling invalidated in different aspects. Think you're like most of us... way too hard on ourselves. Crazy chaotic time right now ... So much time to self reflect. Sounds so cheezy, I never listened for longest time nevertheless Diet  + exercise performs wonders for mind, body, & soul. You sound like you're not content , want you to be happy so suggest switching it up by trying new lifestyle . Hope some of this helps. Feel like a walking contradiction however truly believe just the simple changes help tremendously...

[LordManHammer]

Also Darth, not sure what your situation is....hoping you smoke weed , if so please take a long break. Performs wonders, you probably know. Took me nearly 2 decades to realize over consumption of green created negative feelings, anxiety , depression, you name it, etc. Really hinders instead of benefit like it used to when we younger. If your negative feelings not related to ganj : please take a deep breath brother, relax then ponder the cause of you feeling invalidated in different aspects. Think you're like most of us... way too hard on ourselves. Crazy chaotic time right now ... So much time to self reflect. Sounds so cheezy, I never listened for longest time nevertheless Diet  + exercise performs wonders for mind, body, & soul. You sound like you're not content , want you to be happy so suggest switching it up by trying new lifestyle . Hope some of this helps. Feel like a walking contradiction however truly believe just the simple changes help tremendously...

Well I was doing a shit load self reflecting on my family compared with my wife’s family, (which we’re here to look after my wife’s mum)

What I think it boils down to a few things that I’ve noticed, despite our cultures being different the same parents being shitty has a profound effect on anyone especially if you are ill equipped to have kids.


I say this don’t have kids for the sake of society’s normalcy just for a person to kick around later on in life out of your own convenience.

 That’s where I am at now and I want something more for us to strive for but as someone else has said shit has been going crazy.

[rocklobster]

On 4th of July, set up a 10'x10' pop up tent then chilled on the beach all day. Beers on ice all day. Older crowd set up next to us.  Eventually an older lady with a 2 piece bathing suit started chatting up. The lower half of bathing suit covered up muffin top. She blessed with a beautiful face & nice tatas. Eventually found out she's 43 years old. Got her number. And here's my confession, totally down to hook up. Haven't been laid in a long time plus tired of wacking off. Such a stressful mission due to not having a lock on my door & have to turn on fan full blast.  As Modest Mouse says - these walls are paper thin & everyone hears every little sound. Lastly , trying to be done strangling the chicken , feel like the biggest dirt bagg afterwords. Anyways, back on topic. Planning on inviting this 43 year old over with a muffin top & couldn't be happier!

Mission success?

[DA BIG BODY BENZ]

On 4th of July, set up a 10'x10' pop up tent then chilled on the beach all day. Beers on ice all day. Older crowd set up next to us.  Eventually an older lady with a 2 piece bathing suit started chatting up. The lower half of bathing suit covered up muffin top. She blessed with a beautiful face & nice tatas. Eventually found out she's 43 years old. Got her number. And here's my confession, totally down to hook up. Haven't been laid in a long time plus tired of wacking off. Such a stressful mission due to not having a lock on my door & have to turn on fan full blast.  As Modest Mouse says - these walls are paper thin & everyone hears every little sound. Lastly , trying to be done strangling the chicken , feel like the biggest dirt bagg afterwords. Anyways, back on topic. Planning on inviting this 43 year old over with a muffin top & couldn't be happier!

Stick it in her butt for me

[kmdoom]

i am a nihilist, not much of a confession but i read about it being a disease of thought and i think it is the one thing that will make or break me in my life.

also this year i've tried ketamine, acid, molly, and coke but i'm too broke to make it an addiction. it will be interesting to see what happens if i ever start making money

[kmdoom]

and i knew there was one i was forgetting, shrooms. def my least favorite

[kmdoom]

so to be a moderator you either have to be gay or vegan

this is when the thread really started to get dark imo

[kmdoom]

i will really marry QUEEN MERKS and make sheffbabies with her

lmfao

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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On 4th of July, set up a 10'x10' pop up tent then chilled on the beach all day. Beers on ice all day. Older crowd set up next to us.  Eventually an older lady with a 2 piece bathing suit started chatting up. The lower half of bathing suit covered up muffin top. She blessed with a beautiful face & nice tatas. Eventually found out she's 43 years old. Got her number. And here's my confession, totally down to hook up. Haven't been laid in a long time plus tired of wacking off. Such a stressful mission due to not having a lock on my door & have to turn on fan full blast.  As Modest Mouse says - these walls are paper thin & everyone hears every little sound. Lastly , trying to be done strangling the chicken , feel like the biggest dirt bagg afterwords. Anyways, back on topic. Planning on inviting this 43 year old over with a muffin top & couldn't be happier!

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Lick it in her butt for me

[iKobrakai]

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On 4th of July, set up a 10'x10' pop up tent then chilled on the beach all day. Beers on ice all day. Older crowd set up next to us.  Eventually an older lady with a 2 piece bathing suit started chatting up. The lower half of bathing suit covered up muffin top. She blessed with a beautiful face & nice tatas. Eventually found out she's 43 years old. Got her number. And here's my confession, totally down to hook up. Haven't been laid in a long time plus tired of wacking off. Such a stressful mission due to not having a lock on my door & have to turn on fan full blast.  As Modest Mouse says - these walls are paper thin & everyone hears every little sound. Lastly , trying to be done strangling the chicken , feel like the biggest dirt bagg afterwords. Anyways, back on topic. Planning on inviting this 43 year old over with a muffin top & couldn't be happier!

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Lick it in her butt for me

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Get that dick wet, bro.

[matty_c]

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The one I’m a member of has a rep for being corrupt as fuck but to me anyway they were the lesser of two evils.

We’d uhh randomly have hoist issues and get stuck up the tower on overtime. When this happened we’d usually do cocaine but never any beers. No booze in the tower.

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A  union steward had his way with a lady carpenter once. She went to the cops. They heard Union and laughed her out of the building. True story. I read your comment and I see how that could happen.

Fucking disgrace.

Oh bullshit!
There aren’t any lady carpenters dude

That’s a joke

Wouldn’t the carpenter be a member too? Don’t you all have to be paid up?
We have this thing here no ticket no start.
I digress. Bummed on your comments
I’m not down for that sort of fuckery at all

[matty_c]

i am a nihilist, not much of a confession but i read about it being a disease of thought and i think it is the one thing that will make or break me in my life.

also this year i've tried ketamine, acid, molly, and coke but i'm too broke to make it an addiction. it will be interesting to see what happens if i ever start making money

Sometimes I like to make a tea of panaeolus cyanescens and then - when the rabbit bites it’s own head off - that’s when I start doing cocaine

It’s grand

[GardenSkater77]

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On 4th of July, set up a 10'x10' pop up tent then chilled on the beach all day. Beers on ice all day. Older crowd set up next to us.  Eventually an older lady with a 2 piece bathing suit started chatting up. The lower half of bathing suit covered up muffin top. She blessed with a beautiful face & nice tatas. Eventually found out she's 43 years old. Got her number. And here's my confession, totally down to hook up. Haven't been laid in a long time plus tired of wacking off. Such a stressful mission due to not having a lock on my door & have to turn on fan full blast.  As Modest Mouse says - these walls are paper thin & everyone hears every little sound. Lastly , trying to be done strangling the chicken , feel like the biggest dirt bagg afterwords. Anyways, back on topic. Planning on inviting this 43 year old over with a muffin top & couldn't be happier!

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Lick it in her butt for me

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Get that dick wet, bro.

You’re gonna need a mix tape. 43 year old women love a good mix tape. I know 43 year old women. I got you. In no particular order:

1.) Color me Bad—Sex you up
2.) wrecks in effect—Rump Shaker
3.) Millie vanillie—girl you know
4.) 2 Live Crew—me so horny
5.) Biggie Smalls—Juicy
6.) Salt and Peppa—push it
7.) Naughty by Nature—OPP
8.) TLC—ain’t to proud to beg
9.) Montel Jordon—this is how we do it
10.) and if she can hold out this long I would go back to 2 live crew and drop Face Down Ass Up

Have fun

[kmdoom]

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i am a nihilist, not much of a confession but i read about it being a disease of thought and i think it is the one thing that will make or break me in my life.

also this year i've tried ketamine, acid, molly, and coke but i'm too broke to make it an addiction. it will be interesting to see what happens if i ever start making money

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Sometimes I like to make a tea of panaeolus cyanescens and then - when the rabbit bites it’s own head off - that’s when I start doing cocaine

It’s grand

this went over my head but yes. cocaine can be grand

[Paco Supreme]

I’m starting to get cabin fever, I’ve had a minor cold since last Tuesday and at the request of my boss I went in for a covid test. They said 72 hrs for results, another person in my home got their results earlier than I did but they won’t tell me over the phone when I ring so I can’t leave home and I don’t wanna stay here any longer

Edit: ok, I don’t got that shit, fuck that was a long 5 days

[blurst_of_times]

I’m starting to get cabin fever, I’ve had a minor cold since last Tuesday and at the request of my boss I went in for a covid test. They said 72 hrs for results, another person in my home got their results earlier than I did but they won’t tell me over the phone when I ring so I can’t leave home and I don’t wanna stay here any longer

That sounds awful, just a bunch of sitting around and waiting. Are you doing any better now?

[HyenaChaser]

You’re gonna need a mix tape. 43 year old women love a good mix tape. I know 43 year old women.

[ok boomer]

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On 4th of July, set up a 10'x10' pop up tent then chilled on the beach all day. Beers on ice all day. Older crowd set up next to us.  Eventually an older lady with a 2 piece bathing suit started chatting up. The lower half of bathing suit covered up muffin top. She blessed with a beautiful face & nice tatas. Eventually found out she's 43 years old. Got her number. And here's my confession, totally down to hook up. Haven't been laid in a long time plus tired of wacking off. Such a stressful mission due to not having a lock on my door & have to turn on fan full blast.  As Modest Mouse says - these walls are paper thin & everyone hears every little sound. Lastly , trying to be done strangling the chicken , feel like the biggest dirt bagg afterwords. Anyways, back on topic. Planning on inviting this 43 year old over with a muffin top & couldn't be happier!

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Lick it in her butt for me

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Get that dick wet, bro.

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You’re gonna need a mix tape. 43 year old women love a good mix tape. I know 43 year old women. I got you. In no particular order:

1.) Color me Bad—Sex you up
2.) wrecks in effect—Rump Shaker
3.) Millie vanillie—girl you know
4.) 2 Live Crew—me so horny
5.) Biggie Smalls—Juicy
6.) Salt and Peppa—push it
7.) Naughty by Nature—OPP
8.) TLC—ain’t to proud to beg
9.) Montel Jordon—this is how we do it
10.) and if she can hold out this long I would go back to 2 live crew and drop Face Down Ass Up

Have fun

Mix tapes were the biggest pimp move in 8th grade. For me that was 89-90. Mix tape could get you from 2nd to 3rd base and a nice reputation as a young lad.

Keep in mind these ladies are 43-44 now so this all makes sense

[mynameisnotjeff]

It still works but depends on the girl.
Also, it’s awkward when you make a mix on Spotify and the person has Apple Music