real confessions

[Grind King Rims]

@matty_c you're hands down my favourite poster, hahahaha. My kind of dude.

[shitsandwich]

I legit spent a dece chunk of my 20’s bumming around alternating between dole and Austudy and selling drugs and had a great time, always got wasted and stuff, always had cash to do whatevs
When I started apprenticeship cunts that I’d been friends and skated with for years started talking shit and calling me a greedy cunt and saying I was all about money. Like I’m even rich cunt

but I think it really was because I just started saying man you wanna sit at mine or go skating and you wanna drink half my carton and bum half my smokes or whatever well that will cost you this and if you’ve not got coin to chuck in then you can have a glass of water and dumpers from the ashtray.

At the time I was getting fucking destroyed as an apprentice, I mean it was deadset hard work and it made me think nah cunt I work hard for this coin it’s fucking mine mate

It was a different concept to me versus when it just lands in your hand from doing suss shit

I have this other group of friends guys I’ve known since primary and early high school, they all stopped skating in high school. Good blokes mostly tradies too but just like, solid people that I enjoy being around. But still proper loose units that love the sesh
Just able to back it up at work

I have a couple of mates that still skate and work different circle of friends and we meet up it’s good times but yeah just the amount of bitching went on from certain people when I started ‘doing well’ and I wanna say I was a fucking apprentice still at this stage. Doing well is subjective I only had a bit of coin cause I was doing cashies after work etc, literally working my arse of

Just the straight vitriol I copped from some cunts, found out about second hand kinda shocked me I mean nobody said shit to my face so maybe that’s on me, if someone can’t say something to your face why care right. I harbour some rage about this and it’s mostly cause I couldn’t even get no satisfaction, it’s like man you wanna talk shit come meet up...crickets

but just speaking generally here, there’s cunts that will just hate on absolutely anything. And you just can’t listen to them or even entertain their suggestions. Much less associate with them
They gonna fuck you up fam

People like that just want you to be a loser like them so they feel better about their situation

It’s rough but for everyone on here never be afraid or feel bad cutting out people that have no value. You can’t save em all and life’s fucking hard man can’t be wasting time on stupid shit you gotta do you

You’re only as smart as your dumbest mate
And also,

May the bridges you burn light your way

Dude that’s off 90210 luke perry said that shit, classic

Arrgh matey

[Peter Zagreus]

If you have two-three friends after 30, you're super lucky.

So true.

[matty_c]

Arrgh matey

Fucken tit rifle

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Matty c is such an Aussie, never change!

[DaleSr]

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If you have two-three friends after 30, you're super lucky.

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So true.

Thirty is rapidly approaching for me, i feel very lucky to have the homies I have

[Phil Leotardo]

Back in 04' When my Dad still lived in California I shit my pants waiting in line for the porta potties at the Orange County fair. I tried explaining myself to the ppl in front of me before it happened that it was an emergency and they had no empathy, just gave me blank stares. Thankfully it was a clean pinch so when it was my turn I just stuffed my boxers into the shitter and freeballed the rest of the day. Got to see Weird Al that night too so that kinda evened it out.

[matty_c]

Bro I went to the states when I was like eight or something and I think it was a mistake and I got the wrong cassette but I came back with the one where he’s in the pool like the nirvana baby, yeah it wasn’t the nirvana album man. Weird als sick though

I’ve shit my pants a few times just farting, sop is to just hide the boxers in the toilet. I use either the cistern or the tampon box

[Mystical Leader]

I don't know if this is the right place but my love confessed to me a couple of days ago that she hasn't done anything nice to me for a whole year because I'm a bitch in the mornings..

Makes you think what am I doing with this person if she doesn't want me to be happy.

We have made decisions about our long term commitment to each other and have said that we will try to improve ourselves and grow as individuals and as a couple(think House of Cards). And now I'm left with this thought in my head that everything is a lie and she's only here to gain something/everything from me. I really thought she was nice to me the whole time too. Which makes it really weird to hear that she thinks they way she does.

My confession is I know that I should take a step back and figure things out on my own but I'm not going to do that because i can't live without emotional pain. There is just something special to be hurt and in love. I know it's not healty but that is not my concern.

Sorry for the rant. Jk

[matty_c]

Man I don’t know if anywhere’s the right place for that holy shit your ender was mad heavy

All I got is I know I’m a prick in the morning if I don’t get enough sleep, maybe try that and make her breakfast sometimes like not on a schedule or anything just like one random day a week

She’ll suck your dick, man

[Grind King Rims]

Bro I went to the states when I was like eight or something and I think it was a mistake

How I read this

I don't know if this is the right place but my love confessed to me a couple of days ago that she hasn't done anything nice to me for a whole year because I'm a bitch in the mornings..

Makes you think what am I doing with this person if she doesn't want me to be happy.

We have made decisions about our long term commitment to each other and have said that we will try to improve ourselves and grow as individuals and as a couple(think House of Cards). And now I'm left with this thought in my head that everything is a lie and she's only here to gain something/everything from me. I really thought she was nice to me the whole time too. Which makes it really weird to hear that she thinks they way she does.

My confession is I know that I should take a step back and figure things out on my own but I'm not going to do that because i can't live without emotional pain. There is just something special to be hurt and in love. I know it's not healty but that is not my concern.

Sorry for the rant. Jk

Sounds kind of fucked man

[matty_c]

Haha nah it was a real good time, I meant about the cassette I don’t know if I actually got the wrong one or the parents did the switcheroo, they weren’t stoked on the parental advisory ones when I was real little. They ended up mellowing out heaps

But yeah saw most of us as a kid I remember heaps that holiday was a blast, deadset. We lived on I dunno if you’d call it a hobby farm or whatever but I mean it was close enough to Brisbane but fuck me that whole holiday my whole family was bugging

[Huell Howser]

Back in 04' When my Dad still lived in California I shit my pants waiting in line for the porta potties at the Orange County fair. I tried explaining myself to the ppl in front of me before it happened that it was an emergency and they had no empathy, just gave me blank stares. Thankfully it was a clean pinch so when it was my turn I just stuffed my boxers into the shitter and freeballed the rest of the day. Got to see Weird Al that night too so that kinda evened it out.

damn seeing Weird Al at the OC fair is a right of passage. U a real one my man!

glad it was a clean getaway and you recovered nicely enough to enjoy the rest of the night

[Phil Leotardo]

Hell yea dude! Was a memorable day no doubt. Also got to skate the vans park in Orange a few times, which are other favorite memories of mine looking back. The combi bowl by the giant warehouse doors was super fun. Younger me didn't realize how many legends ripped around that thing.

[Huell Howser]

Hell yea dude! Was a memorable day no doubt. Also got to skate the vans park in Orange a few times, which are other favorite memories of mine looking back. The combi bowl by the giant warehouse doors was super fun. Younger me didn't realize how many legends ripped around that thing.

dude yes!!! Man, I have so many amazing memories going to that park when I was growing up with friends and then hittin up krispy kreme right outside after haha. I was definitely not getting near that combi either and was also to young to recognize who was around

[SneakySecrets]

I’ve fucked up every single time I’ve ever attempted to chime in with “Leonard Bernstein” in that REM song End of the World As We Know It.

I always feel really confident: “I got it this time for sure”.  I then get it wrong just like every other time and then try to save face by pretending I was just clearing my throat or coughing as a sharp pang of shame runs through my body.

[matty_c]

I’ve got my spine I’ve got my orange crush

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jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

[Frank]

jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

why, did you nut on your shoes?

i always say i work with glue and these are my work shoes.

[Grind King Rims]

jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

I hope you mean entirely naked but wearing Jordan's like Lexington Steele or someone.

[Sila]

jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

Hahaha. We need more info. You're leaving way too much to the imagination.

Were you in bed, feet out of the blanket, with shoes on?

Locked out of your house and waiting for someone to come home to let you in so you killed some time with your pants down? ( i did this ).

C'mon man, spill the beans.

[Freelancevagrant]

jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

Vulcs or cupsoles?

I’d assume cupsoles, but ya never know.

[matty_c]

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jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

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I hope you mean entirely naked but wearing Jordan's like Lexington Steele or someone.

My man I fully thought pornos too
I never found one but I was chasing a dogfart T-shirt for the longest time back in the day, man even now it’d be sick to rep just to see who picked up on it

[Fhk]

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jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

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Vulcs or cupsoles?

I’d assume cupsoles, but ya never know.

That's funny, I would definitely assume Vulcs. We should of had an answer by now..Has anyone DM'd him like a man yet?

[Lloyd Braun]

First post in here, just reading through the last 2 pages and figured id throw something up, here goes:

I feel like outside of my wife and family (which im very blessed to have an amazing wife and family) I have a hard time being heard. Occasionally with co workers, but more specifically my skate friends. What I mean is, any time I express an opinion, contribute to a conversation I feel ignored. If I want to be heard I feel like I have to repeat myself several times, and even still no one seems to care. Ive felt it for as far back as 10 years ago, which was when my core group of buddies I started skating with started to disband. I have tons of "friends" and I quote that because I guess what it really means is I know a ton of people but I wouldn't consider myself close with them or hang out with them outside of bumping into them at the local DIY or random street spot. Lots of people have mentioned disassociation which is kind of where I have gotten too. Maybe it sounds a bit petty, but I don't want to spend my finite free time with people I do not enjoy being around or I feel do not value my presence. 

I also agree with the having 2-3 good friends over 30 is a blessing. My brother is my best friend (also skates) but due to our work schedules we basically never see each other but usually talk at least once a week. I have another good friend who I wish I could hang out with more but he's got a job, wife kids and we usually only see each other once every 1-3 months. I had someone I considered a good friend, but he got into a relationship and just disappeared. I made an effort for a bit to link up and skate or kick it but would bail last minute every time. I can only deal with getting flaked on so many times before I stop putting in effort. Stopped hitting him up and haven't heard from him in like 8 months, don't really expect to either.

Sometimes I do feel a little down about not having any real friends. To be honest tho, I never put in any effort into making friends or trying to link up with people to skate. Like I said I know a ton of skaters in my area and Im cool with all them, but I've always felt self conscious for some stupid reason about hitting people up to skate or even asking for phone numbers haha. I'd just rather go skate the ledge spot right by the house by myself for an hour or two than hit people up, drive 45 minutes to skate a spot im not that stoked on. Idk im the grinch I guess haha.

[Dwyck]

When people say hello and bye at the spot it makes my day. Also it helps me atone for being rude to Briana King once

[Lifer]

When people say hello and bye at the spot it makes my day. Also it helps me atone for being rude to Briana King once

Lol why were you rude to her?

[L33Tg33k]

When people say hello and bye at the spot it makes my day. Also it helps me atone for being rude to Briana King once

I can't stand greetings and goodbyes. I want to skip them for the rest of my life. Sorry to you and anyone like you.

[BieberStance]

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When people say hello and bye at the spot it makes my day. Also it helps me atone for being rude to Briana King once

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I can't stand greetings and goodbyes. I want to skip them for the rest of my life. Sorry to you and anyone like you.

Thats propably a reason why you have no luck with girl. you do you.

[L33Tg33k]

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When people say hello and bye at the spot it makes my day. Also it helps me atone for being rude to Briana King once

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I can't stand greetings and goodbyes. I want to skip them for the rest of my life. Sorry to you and anyone like you.

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Thats propably a reason why you have no luck with girl. you do you.

I mean, I am awkward with greeting the women in my wider social circle, but that's because I don't know what to do and I can't gage how much familiarity with them I should show. I know exactly one girl that isn't a family member that I can converse with fairly easily as a friend and that's largely because of how gregarious a person she is. It's definitely one impediment among many. I hate greeting guys too. I don't know what stupid hand gesture to do and I'm liable to whiff that hand anyway. I've got a lot of social anxiety.