real confessions

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

i watched my hamster, ganondorf, shit out her intestines and drag them around her cage for another week before dying never ate hamster again

[PuffinMuffin]

i watched my hamster, ganondorf, shit out her intestines and drag them around her cage for another week before dying never ate hamster again

a tragic  :'(

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

i've been feeding @fulltechnicalskizzy spiders in his sleep

thank you < 3

[DaleSr]

not necessarily a mercy kill but i watched two rabid dogs fight to the death one sunny afternoon after saturday school

there was nothing i could do to help as they were both fucking foaming at the mouth

i watched one "win" and proceed to de-skin the others face till i saw bone




so yeah get good grades so you don't go back to school on a saturday lil dudes cause this exact thing will happen to you

Was this in Arizona?

[doublesteveburger]

Yup, Kofa high school… go kings.

[DaleSr]

Yup, Kofa high school… go kings.

Sounds like some desert shit for sure. Eastern high Desert areas of California have more in common with you guys than us coastal elites for sure

[Coastal Fever]

I had to go up like 25ft in a tiny wobbly ass scissor lift at work today, and now I’m scared of heights and wanna tell my boss to get someone else to do it.

[beatifk]

I had to go up like 25ft in a tiny wobbly ass scissor lift at work today, and now I’m scared of heights and wanna tell my boss to get someone else to do it.

[Sativa Lung]

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I had to go up like 25ft in a tiny wobbly ass scissor lift at work today, and now I’m scared of heights and wanna tell my boss to get someone else to do it.

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Every time I see or hear Dick Rizzo mentioned I mentally say it with a jerky boys voice.

[beatifk]

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I had to go up like 25ft in a tiny wobbly ass scissor lift at work today, and now I’m scared of heights and wanna tell my boss to get someone else to do it.

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Every time I see or hear Dick Rizzo mentioned I mentally say it with a jerky boys voice.

R-I-Z-...-Z-O

sizzlechest.

[Sharp-o]

I read this thread from the start over an over again to feel better about my self

[silhouette]

I used to work on a small farm. Every Friday we'd slaughter. I'd be in the back shed emptying out the contents of stomachs and wrestling organs/hides into barrels. Smelled like fucking shit. The slaughter of pigs haunted me for years. I feel like pigs get a bad rap, they're smart animals, as smart as dogs. Shit wore on me. so I stopped eating pork, then all meat, followed by all animal products, I can't look at hotdogs without thinking about a scared squalling pig in the kill pen about to get the captive bolt rifle.

Obviously miss the taste meat, Popeyes most of all. Vegan food is kinda disappointing most of the time. Can't bring myself to eat meat though, shit's been ruined forever.

My friend also went vegan after working not on a farm, but at a ham factory for a bit - he wasn't exposed to live animal cruelty that I know of, but apparently just the conditions in which the dead meat gets processed past that stage are absolutely disgusting. They just mash bits of random corpses into those pristine-looking slices, which sadly makes complete sense when you think about the product, but some people need that mental image; then there are dyeing processes and general funny business for even more 'enticing' presentation. The disrespect on all fronts just doesn't end.

[doublesteveburger]

makes sense, we're all eating the worst shit on a day to day basis

this last new year party i went to i met a dude who works at OSHA and this glorified snitch basically confirmed that everything gets swept under the rug when it comes down to making a profit

asked him how bad it can get and he said, 'you don't wanna know' but i did and this fucker still didn't tell me

[beatifk]

Just read The Jungle.

And that was 100 years ago.

I'm sure whatever shit they're doing now is much much worse.

Soylent Green takes place in 2022 after all.

[iKobrakai]

I read this thread from the start over an over again to feel better about my self

Post a confession, bro.

[PuffinMuffin]

I spent over 600 dollars on trucks last year.

[iKobrakai]

I spent over 600 dollars on trucks last year.

If Ford Raptor: good.

If Tensor: bad.

[PuffinMuffin]

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I spent over 600 dollars on trucks last year.

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If Ford Raptor: good.

If Tensor: bad.

Half was Tensor. 

[doublesteveburger]

puffin’s 80% hoarder 20% skateboarder

[PuffinMuffin]

puffin’s 80% hoarder 20% skateboarder

Hahahaha, I actually give everything I don't like away. My husband gets pissed when gear starts to pile up in our tiny apartment. "Why do you need five pairs of trucks" "why am I tripping over boards" stuff like that.

Edit: I should add, I only have two pairs of trucks right now, Thunders and Krux K4s. I literally can't give away the Krux for free. No one wants them.

[silhouette]

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If Ford Raptor: good.

If Tensor: bad.

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Half was Tensor. 

That's pretty wild. Why would one pay 300 bucks to not turn?

[PuffinMuffin]

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I spent over 600 dollars on trucks last year.

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If Ford Raptor: good.

If Tensor: bad.

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Half was Tensor. 

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That's pretty wild. Why would one pay 300 bucks to not turn?

The ATGs turn, they're like a cross between an Indy and a Thunder. Unfortunately, the axles bend.

[L33Tg33k]

An attractive waiter at a restaurant told me I have pretty eyes. Without a smile (couldn't muster it) I said thank you and then averted my eyes from her rest of my meal. It felt especially awkward because I was alone. Smooth criminal.

[Sharp-o]

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I read this thread from the start over an over again to feel better about my self

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Post a confession, bro.

-Cheated on my girl and i could not be happier. That got me away from that relationship. Im much happier when i can be free.

I pretty boring othervise I dont think anybody wants to hear a another story about not getting sleep without drinking.

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I spent over 600 dollars on trucks last year.

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If Ford Raptor: good.

If Tensor: bad.

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Half was Tensor. 

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That's pretty wild. Why would one pay 300 bucks to not turn?

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The ATGs turn, they're like a cross between an Indy and a Thunder. Unfortunately, the axles bend.

That's actually good to know, I was mostly joking because I remember back when Tensor trucks first came out and still were a curiosity, I actually bought a pair then so did a lot of my friends, to try them out. The general consensus turned into this private joke as even the most enthusiastic of us realized that on those models, no matter how much you loosened them, you would indeed get more and more flex but still zero turning, because of the geometry - felt like you were locked onto train tracks. I assume exactly that happened to an entire generation worldwide at once really, and that's how the stigma stuck. I never skated Tensors ever since, but that was nearly two decades ago and so I wouldn't doubt they improved on the formula in the meantime. Maybe you shouldn't listen to me though as I really always felt the same about Thunders even though so many people on here praise them, the pair I had just wouldn't turn enough to my liking (in terms of radius) even when loosened to the max and I could never skate those; ended up just giving them away after three (ruined) sessions tops.

[iKobrakai]

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I spent over 600 dollars on trucks last year.

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If Ford Raptor: good.

If Tensor: bad.

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Half was Tensor. 

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That's pretty wild. Why would one pay 300 bucks to not turn?

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The ATGs turn, they're like a cross between an Indy and a Thunder. Unfortunately, the axles bend.

It's like they're trying to make the worst garbage possible...

[PuffinMuffin]

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I spent over 600 dollars on trucks last year.

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If Ford Raptor: good.

If Tensor: bad.

[close]

Half was Tensor. 

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That's pretty wild. Why would one pay 300 bucks to not turn?

[close]

The ATGs turn, they're like a cross between an Indy and a Thunder. Unfortunately, the axles bend.

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That's actually good to know, I was mostly joking because I remember back when Tensor trucks first came out and still were a curiosity, I actually bought a pair then so did a lot of my friends, to try them out. The general consensus turned into this private joke as even the most enthusiastic of us realized that on those models, no matter how much you loosened them, you would indeed get more and more flex but still zero turning, because of the geometry - felt like you were locked onto train tracks. I assume exactly that happened to an entire generation worldwide at once really, and that's how the stigma stuck. I never skated Tensors ever since, but that was nearly two decades ago and so I wouldn't doubt they improved on the formula in the meantime. Maybe you shouldn't listen to me though as I really always felt the same about Thunders even though so many people on here praise them, the pair I had just wouldn't turn enough to my liking (in terms of radius) even when loosened to the max and I could never skate those; ended up just giving them away after three (ruined) sessions tops.

Hahaha, your story is really relatable, I made the misfortune of spending 70 dollars on a pair of maglite Tensor "AGTs" from a local shop. The shop owner swore they were the ATGs, they, were not, they were Tensor's old geometry. Slapped them bad boys on my board, and went out for a quick skate around the neighborhood. Kept eating shit repeatedly. Trucks did not turn one bit, just went straight to wheel bite. It wasn't like Thunder wheelbite that you can ride out of. They would fling you off abruptly. Ended up giving them to a ~10-year-old girl at the skatepark who asked me how to ollie. In retrospect she was probably better off with her Tony Hawk Walmart trucks. 

It's like they're trying to make the worst garbage possible...

They have a lifetime warranty though, I shipped my old bent ones in. Anyday a box of new shiny trucks is going to show up on my door. They're just taking their sweet old time, it's only been a year now. 

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I spent over 600 dollars on trucks last year.

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If Ford Raptor: good.

If Tensor: bad.

[close]

Half was Tensor. 

[close]

That's pretty wild. Why would one pay 300 bucks to not turn?

[close]

The ATGs turn, they're like a cross between an Indy and a Thunder. Unfortunately, the axles bend.

[close]

That's actually good to know, I was mostly joking because I remember back when Tensor trucks first came out and still were a curiosity, I actually bought a pair then so did a lot of my friends, to try them out. The general consensus turned into this private joke as even the most enthusiastic of us realized that on those models, no matter how much you loosened them, you would indeed get more and more flex but still zero turning, because of the geometry - felt like you were locked onto train tracks. I assume exactly that happened to an entire generation worldwide at once really, and that's how the stigma stuck. I never skated Tensors ever since, but that was nearly two decades ago and so I wouldn't doubt they improved on the formula in the meantime. Maybe you shouldn't listen to me though as I really always felt the same about Thunders even though so many people on here praise them, the pair I had just wouldn't turn enough to my liking (in terms of radius) even when loosened to the max and I could never skate those; ended up just giving them away after three (ruined) sessions tops.

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Hahaha, your story is really relatable, I made the misfortune of spending 70 dollars on a pair of maglite Tensor "AGTs" from a local shop. The shop owner swore they were the ATGs, they, were not, they were Tensor's old geometry. Slapped them bad boys on my board, and went out for a quick skate around the neighborhood. Kept eating shit repeatedly. Trucks did not turn one bit, just went straight to wheel bite. It wasn't like Thunder wheelbite that you can ride out of. They would fling you off abruptly. Ended up giving them to a ~10-year-old girl at the skatepark who asked me how to ollie. In retrospect she was probably better off with her Tony Hawk Walmart trucks. 

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They have a lifetime warranty though, I shipped my old bent ones in. Anyday a box of new shiny trucks is going to show up on my door. They're just taking their sweet old time, it's only been a year now.

Also got the og tensors and my first good setup. I was actually going to get ventures but when I went to the shop the guy was literally opening the box with tensors and was like you can have these for way cheaper. So I ended up with the tensors lows like 7.5 with 59mm wheels and an 8.25 board. I didn't know any better so I learnt on that (altho I had a Kmart board for a while before that) it was like some Mr miyagi turning training since then I've never not been able to turn on any trucks. Dumb thing is after acouple months I knew the tensors weren't cool and got ventures but I'd break ventures constantly and seriously for the next 8 years would often find myself riding the tensors. Kind of wish I still had them to see if I could tell the difference with turning now

[Mark Renton]

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I read this thread from the start over an over again to feel better about my self

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Post a confession, bro.

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-Cheated on my girl and i could not be happier. That got me away from that relationship. Im much happier when i can be free.

Bhahah lil man lurks to feel better then gets #1 spot for shittiest thing to do in a thread that includes a dude having a designated cum box.

It’s all good but made me laugh hard.

[Dwyck]

Have had only one drink in the last five weeks. thanks for kind words guys. head feels clearer