real confessions

[schlegs]

Damn, now that I read it again, I do sound like a mark.

[longballlarry]

i straight up just cried actual tears watching this on sportscenter, it was really emotional.

PORTLAND, Ore. - With two runners on base and a strike against her, Sara Tucholsky of Western Oregon University uncorked her best swing and did something she had never done, in high school or college. Her first home run cleared the center-field fence.

But it appeared to be the shortest of dreams come true when she missed first base, started back to tag it and collapsed with a knee injury.


She crawled back to first but could do no more. The first-base coach said she would be called out if her teammates tried to help her. Or, the umpire said, a pinch runner could be called in, and the homer would count as a single.



Then, members of the Central Washington University softball team stunned spectators by carrying Tucholsky around the bases Saturday so the three-run homer would count — an act that contributed to their own elimination from the playoffs.


Central Washington first baseman Mallory Holtman, the career home run leader in the Great Northwest Athletic Conference, asked the umpire if she and her teammates could help Tucholsky.
The umpire said there was no rule against it.


So Holtman and shortstop Liz Wallace put their arms under Tucholsky’s legs, and she put her arms over their shoulders. The three headed around the base paths, stopping to let Tucholsky touch each base with her good leg.
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The only thing I remember is that Mallory asked me which leg was the one that hurt,” Tucholsky said. “I told her it was my right leg and she said, ‘OK, we’re going to drop you down gently and you need to touch it with your left leg,’ and I said ‘OK, thank you very much.”’


“She said, ‘You deserve it, you hit it over the fence,’ and we all kind of just laughed.”

things like this give me hope for the human race.

[vicky]

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the bouncing tits thread makes me have anxiety. i always envied girls with small boobs for their ability to not have to wear bras.

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 i hate big boobs too!

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big boobs are actually the worst. clothing never fits right, i drop food on them and the food sits there for like an hour until i look down and see that half a bag of popcorn is sitting there, and i always accidently rub them against people and im then forced to listen to awkward sexual innuendos.

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Yeah, but they'll get you a high rep on slap so it more than makes up for it, right?

im sorry your man boobs arent working out for you, but im more or less talking about the fact that through out grade school till about sophmore year in highschool people teased and made fun of me for them and when id walk into a classroom from the bathroom or come in late people would pull tissue out of their shirts or as me how my back was holding up today.  and yea gaiparee, i have similiar issues

[nice weather]

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I've never smoked weed or done drugs or anything like that, and I don't really ever want to.  I feel guilty about a lot of really stupid stuff too.  Skating is my entire life, and I skate from after school until it gets dark on weekdays and all day on the weekends, and I always feel guilty when my friends don't have time to skate.  I have a 4.1 GPA, and it is the worst feeling to get good grades because I barely work at all in school, and my freinds try so hard to do good and they still get shot down.  I think a lot about how the universe works and the human mind, and I think all that stuff is really interesting, but sometimes I pretend to not give a shit.  I am only 15 too, and I watch CNN.

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this is how i know youre lying about your 4.1 gpa

He's good Will Hunting, leave him alone. All he wants is lead a normal life with his dumb friends on the construction site.

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the bouncing tits thread makes me have anxiety. i always envied girls with small boobs for their ability to not have to wear bras.

[close]

 i hate big boobs too!

[close]

big boobs are actually the worst. clothing never fits right, i drop food on them and the food sits there for like an hour until i look down and see that half a bag of popcorn is sitting there, and i always accidently rub them against people and im then forced to listen to awkward sexual innuendos.

[close]

Yeah, but they'll get you a high rep on slap so it more than makes up for it, right?

[close]

im sorry your man boobs arent working out for you, but im more or less talking about the fact that through out grade school till about sophmore year in highschool people teased and made fun of me for them and when id walk into a classroom from the bathroom or come in late people would pull tissue out of their shirts or as me how my back was holding up today.  and yea gaiparee, i have similiar issues

At what age do you go to grade school? We have a different system in Austria, but I need to know if I would've been one of the mean kids.

[ahlee]

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the bouncing tits thread makes me have anxiety. i always envied girls with small boobs for their ability to not have to wear bras.

[close]

 i hate big boobs too!

[close]

big boobs are actually the worst. clothing never fits right, i drop food on them and the food sits there for like an hour until i look down and see that half a bag of popcorn is sitting there, and i always accidently rub them against people and im then forced to listen to awkward sexual innuendos.

[close]

Yeah, but they'll get you a high rep on slap so it more than makes up for it, right?

[close]

im sorry your man boobs arent working out for you, but im more or less talking about the fact that through out grade school till about sophmore year in highschool people teased and made fun of me for them and when id walk into a classroom from the bathroom or come in late people would pull tissue out of their shirts or as me how my back was holding up today.  and yea gaiparee, i have similiar issues

what if tits behaved like penises, they only got big when girls got hot.

[sweets]

I would have wasted a lot less time chasing the wrong women.

[ProjectPatrick]

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the bouncing tits thread makes me have anxiety. i always envied girls with small boobs for their ability to not have to wear bras.

[close]

 i hate big boobs too!

[close]

big boobs are actually the worst. clothing never fits right, i drop food on them and the food sits there for like an hour until i look down and see that half a bag of popcorn is sitting there, and i always accidently rub them against people and im then forced to listen to awkward sexual innuendos.

[close]

Yeah, but they'll get you a high rep on slap so it more than makes up for it, right?

[close]

im sorry your man boobs arent working out for you, but im more or less talking about the fact that through out grade school till about sophmore year in highschool people teased and made fun of me for them and when id walk into a classroom from the bathroom or come in late people would pull tissue out of their shirts or as me how my back was holding up today.  and yea gaiparee, i have similiar issues

I didn't know that girls were so sensitive about having big tits... My man tits work out pretty well for me though, they get me what I want.

[skate_bored]

I would have wasted a lot less time chasing the wrong women.

haha, i wish i had my old account so i could  gnar you!

[marty.]

When I was in 6th grade the first girl in my class to "develop" was this red head named Veronica.
She used to charge kids five bucks to feel her boobs in the coat closet.
It was the same coat closet where me and my friend got drunk for the first time.
I also heard stories about her letting kids finger her through her jeans if they paid extra, but those may have just been rumors.
I was much too shy of a kid to ever take her up on her offer, but a lot of dudes would spend their entire allowance on her.
She moved away after that year, but a friend of mine saw her at the grocery store recently and said she's a juggalette now.

[Perfection]

That's not even a real confession marty.

Don't be so sad all the time.

[marty.]

Oh, I know, I was just adding to the boob talk.
And I've been happy as fuck lately, I guess cause of the warm weather.

[CigaretteBeer]

Last night my dad found me drunk and naked pissing in my dirty clothes basket

[Bill]

I've fainted or had a seizure twice in my life. Once in 10th grade and once a few years back at the movies. I'm not really sure what they are or why I have them. All I remember is that my stomach starts to hurt really bad then I pass out. I wake up covered in sweat and not knowing what happened. I've been told I shake when I'm passed out. It really scares me. I always think about what would happen if I had one while driving or skating.

Speaking of driving, I haven't since christmas time. My car broke down right after that and I haven't gotten it fixed. My inspection also ran out and I'm too lazy to get it checked again. The fact that I have to get a new windshield first doesn't help either. I also pay $100 a month for car insurance. Actually, all that could be a good thing with how high gas prices are these days.

I think about dying alot. Like the other day after reading about movies coming out in 2010, the first thing I thought of was "I hope I won't be dead by then."

And I rarely skate. I would say once a week usually. Not having a car is a reason but its mostly due to the fact that I don't have that much fun doing it anymore and the nonexistent spots.

[nice weather]

You should go see a doctor about the passing out. A classmate of mine had similar attacks and died from a braintumor at the age of 18. not so awesome...

[Paper Crane]

a girl poked me in the eye on accident trying to give me a hug last night at a party. i over exaggerated by falling to the floor.

[Perfection]

So you were "jack sandwich" right? Do you ever get harassed for your sig?

[Paper Crane]

yes and no.

[Bill]

You should go see a doctor about the passing out. A classmate of mine had similar attacks and died from a braintumor at the age of 18. not so awesome...

Yea, you're probably right. Its only happened twice in 21 years though. I have an aunt who has had the same thing. She went to the hospitals and doctors and everything, and they couldn't find anything wrong with her.

[Mackattack]

Last night my dad found me drunk and naked pissing in my dirty clothes basket

one time i was drunk and pissing near the woods by my house.

about half way through my piss i realized i was facing a clearing in the trees and there was a whole group of picnickers staring at my still urinating penis.

[kevbo999]

I think about dying alot. Like the other day after reading about movies coming out in 2010, the first thing I thought of was "I hope I won't be dead by then."

Yeah I think about dying and getting cancer and shit a lot, it sucks but I feel I have to be aware.  I'm a wuss when it comes to going to the doctor too.

As for driving, I've gotten in countless fender benders with my parents' rides, and ultimately totaled the spare car they had for me.  Every incident was weed/drugs/drinking related.  Feel pretty shitty about that.

I only really skate on the weekend.  After being on my feet all day at work, I don't feel like skating.

Oh, and I saw so many babes this weekend down home my spank bank is overflowing.

[guy le douche]

a girl poked me in the eye on accident trying to give me a hug last night at a party. i over exaggerated by falling to the floor.

hahaha

[jrock]

this just about sums up my current situation:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gSf2O80brbU

[vicky]

seinfeld pretty much sums up my life.

[Stutter box]

-ive been skating for a little under 10 years, i cant skate switch, jump down things if they are taller than my hip, or do a 360 flip

-i stutter and have social anxiety (especially around females)

-i was a drama nerd in high school and could recite the words to "Phantom of the opera" almost flawlessly

- i'm afraid of a lot of things.

[vicky]

-i stutter and have social anxiety (especially around females)

i have this problem except with dudes im crushin on. theres a kid i go to school with ive thought was awesome since freshman year and i get mentally regular around him/super quiet. it sucks.

whenever people tell me stuff thats bad about myself even though i know its true i get depressed. today a teacher told me i was a bad student but had good concepts and work and it just bummed me out even though i know its true.

[Stutter box]

i've gotten better as i've gotten older about my stuttering bothering me. but every now and again i wish i could have a decent conversation with an attractive girl without sounding like a broken record recorded by that crippled guy from south park

[schlegs]

I'm looking forward to 2012 to see if the world ends or not, and I would actually be pretty stoked if I was alive to see it.

[eat.shit]

^^^ Of course its gonna be around dummy. You might not be, but who cares.

-I'm not afraid to die. Life sucks anyway.

-I used to piss behind doors when I was younger. Dunno why, it was just easier than walking to the bathroom.

-I drive drunk from time to time.

-I've hit numerous cars and drove off.

-Everytime I see an a car accident, I just think about how big of a fuck that person must be.

-I hate my friends because they are greedy.

-I REALLY HATE everyone in my family. Grandma's, aunts, uncles etc. I hope they all die a miserable death and I don't feel bad about it either.

[Lance]

-I'm not afraid to die. Life sucks anyway.

-I used to piss behind doors when I was younger. Dunno why, it was just easier than walking to the bathroom.

-I drive drunk from time to time.

-I've hit numerous cars and drove off.

-Everytime I see an a car accident, I just think about how big of a fuck that person must be.

-I hate my friends because they are greedy.

-I REALLY HATE everyone in my family. Grandma's, aunts, uncles etc. I hope they all die a miserable death and I don't feel bad about it either.

damn eat.shit, now thats real talk.

[Steve Zissou]

-I drive drunk from time to time.

i do this all the time i know if i get caught i be fucked, and every day after I've done it i go out to check my car to see if its ok and i didn't hit anything. I would feel like shit if i ever killed somebody doing it, and would never forgive myself. But at the same i keep doing it almost every weekend and when i'm driving drunk i always wonder what it would be like to get in a really gnarly car accident