Skateboarding conspiracies thread

[HangtenNoseblunt]

the drugs

[Rune Spliffberg]

This thread is good, let's get it going again.

Jamie Foy ain't fat, he just has big bones and wears baggy tees. Conspiracy!

Jamie Foy is built like Jaws wishes he was for jumpin down shit

[thebacker]

hard flip and impossible are just clever names to keep them in the right hands of stylish mother bitches.

imma just bust this one right now.

little kid hardflips

[Pootie Calrissitang]

There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.

Dude, don't forget Markovich. He briefly skated for them, too...lol.

[HangtenNoseblunt]

locking talent skaters in the flow/am realm is caste discrimination

[planman]

Jamal Smith CAN kickflip

[heckler]

Jamal Smith CAN kickflip

This is accurate

[Switch_fsflip_noseslide]

O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

[Allen.]

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There's a curse on element skateboards either you are wicked successful or you are cursed and on the way out of your career. Either way Element is fir hasbeen skaters.


Billy Pepper ostracized from skating
Forrest Kirby severe pill addiction and alcoholism
Harold Hunter RIP to the ODB of skating
Muska at his milking it stage joined TMZ debacle
Tosh Townsend killed a girl while wasted
Bam Margera had Really talented shot but blew it on his shows. Edit glad he is skating again but want him on a different team where he fits.
Huston and his dads shenanigans
Appleyard c'mon man Flip and or somewhere else would be a good spot.....
Westgate rips and he is too young to sellout.

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Dude, don't forget Markovich. He briefly skated for them, too...lol.

When did this occur? Either the addiction or Forrest riding for Element

[Nag Champa]

Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/

[Switch_fsflip_noseslide]

Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/

Bw said he don't use condoms with hookers, he stuffs his balls into his boxers, cuz ya know, that's how you stop STDs. ....wow.

[BobbyPshew]

Someone once said Borra was a scientologist. 

[8.125]

O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.

[Switch_fsflip_noseslide]

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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.

Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?

[nopes]

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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.

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Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?

i do wonder how much it helps a company like State to be carried by zumiez.

[artskool]

There's pretty much zero chance a footwear company can survive without being in a place like zumiez.

[TwisT]

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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.

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Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?

brands like Hardies, Honey, ripndip, only exist(ed) in the state they are in because of Zumiez investment with large orders. They assist with production and will even license out a brand and handle production in-house alongside their house brands.

They may not have the "coolest" brands. I'm sure they tried to carry bronze and FA/HOCKEY. but they have shit like fortune, visual, meow, autonomy and the friendship. Which aren't that big so having a zumiez account really helps the bills.

[Switch_fsflip_noseslide]

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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

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Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.

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Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?

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brands like Hardies, Honey, ripndip, only exist(ed) in the state they are in because of Zumiez investment with large orders. They assist with production and will even license out a brand and handle production in-house alongside their house brands.

They may not have the "coolest" brands. I'm sure they tried to carry bronze and FA/HOCKEY. but they have shit like fortune, visual, meow, autonomy and the friendship. Which aren't that big so having a zumiez account really helps the bills.

hardie's, honey, and ripndip, All those brands are trash. Bronze? Trash. Any hardware company thats just industrial bolts and nuts and puts them in a  coolbox is trash. Gotta look for the hardware designed to fit in a skateboard, not with the coolest skaters on the team. Anyway,

I see what homie ment with state and shoes overall. But. .y conspiracy is more like, how don't the shops know that the pros and brands are sucking their Dick's one week acting like they care,  then going hog wild in Aspen with coprporate checkbooks. Be cool if pros invited the shops to Aspen instead of a convention hall or whatever.

[sododgy]

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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

[close]

Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.

[close]

Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?

[close]

brands like Hardies, Honey, ripndip, only exist(ed) in the state they are in because of Zumiez investment with large orders. They assist with production and will even license out a brand and handle production in-house alongside their house brands.

They may not have the "coolest" brands. I'm sure they tried to carry bronze and FA/HOCKEY. but they have shit like fortune, visual, meow, autonomy and the friendship. Which aren't that big so having a zumiez account really helps the bills.

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hardie's, honey, and ripndip, All those brands are trash. Bronze? Trash. Any hardware company thats just industrial bolts and nuts and puts them in a  coolbox is trash. Gotta look for the hardware designed to fit in a skateboard, not with the coolest skaters on the team. Anyway,

I see what homie ment with state and shoes overall. But. .y conspiracy is more like, how don't the shops know that the pros and brands are sucking their Dick's one week acting like they care,  then going hog wild in Aspen with coprporate checkbooks. Be cool if pros invited the shops to Aspen instead of a convention hall or whatever.

This is exactly why I only skate hardware where I can follow the R&D trail to see how much time they've spent testing testing the likelihood of pressure cracks against any ol' countersunk upstart with a pretty paint job.

[cosmicgypsies]

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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

[close]

Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.

[close]

Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?

[close]

brands like Hardies, Honey, ripndip, only exist(ed) in the state they are in because of Zumiez investment with large orders. They assist with production and will even license out a brand and handle production in-house alongside their house brands.

They may not have the "coolest" brands. I'm sure they tried to carry bronze and FA/HOCKEY. but they have shit like fortune, visual, meow, autonomy and the friendship. Which aren't that big so having a zumiez account really helps the bills.

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hardie's, honey, and ripndip, All those brands are trash. Bronze? Trash. Any hardware company thats just industrial bolts and nuts and puts them in a  coolbox is trash. Gotta look for the hardware designed to fit in a skateboard, not with the coolest skaters on the team. Anyway,

I see what homie ment with state and shoes overall. But. .y conspiracy is more like, how don't the shops know that the pros and brands are sucking their Dick's one week acting like they care,  then going hog wild in Aspen with coprporate checkbooks. Be cool if pros invited the shops to Aspen instead of a convention hall or whatever.

bronze bolts are in a packet actually

[Switch_fsflip_noseslide]

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O could be wrong bit aren't agenda and zum iez100k like way too close together. Like one week it's all local and core shops, then the next week it's all, Aspen , industry only bro type shit. Same people at both. One week sucking the shops Dick's, the next , sucking that corporate dick.

[close]

Hot take - places like Zumiez help smaller companies hit their minimum order quantities so they can survive.

[close]

Sorry I'm dumb. What do you mean? Could you elaborate?

[close]

brands like Hardies, Honey, ripndip, only exist(ed) in the state they are in because of Zumiez investment with large orders. They assist with production and will even license out a brand and handle production in-house alongside their house brands.

They may not have the "coolest" brands. I'm sure they tried to carry bronze and FA/HOCKEY. but they have shit like fortune, visual, meow, autonomy and the friendship. Which aren't that big so having a zumiez account really helps the bills.

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hardie's, honey, and ripndip, All those brands are trash. Bronze? Trash. Any hardware company thats just industrial bolts and nuts and puts them in a  coolbox is trash. Gotta look for the hardware designed to fit in a skateboard, not with the coolest skaters on the team. Anyway,

I see what homie ment with state and shoes overall. But. .y conspiracy is more like, how don't the shops know that the pros and brands are sucking their Dick's one week acting like they care,  then going hog wild in Aspen with coprporate checkbooks. Be cool if pros invited the shops to Aspen instead of a convention hall or whatever.

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bronze bolts are in a packet actually

I misspoke. Hardie's and bronze aren't trash. Just the product isn't made for skating, so it doesn't always stand up to everything. The brand is still pretty good overall. Sorry bout that

But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn

[planman]

Dude who runs state said in a Jenkem interview said that it's not feasible at all to have a skate shoe company that's not in Zumiez, and that every shoe company has accounts with them except NB, who can obviously afford not to.

[Pete]

But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn

I’ve read so much dumb shit on here but this is up there. The fuck are you talking about 😂😂

Free max b.

[Switch_fsflip_noseslide]

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But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn

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I’ve read so much dumb shit on here but this is up there. The fuck are you talking about 😂😂

Free max b.

I'll slow down for you.
A hardware company I like stopped making hardware. So. I'm sad. Ok?

[shripshrapper]

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But it's sucks for me cuz the hardware that I use, know good , isn't producing product anymore....damn

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I’ve read so much dumb shit on here but this is up there. The fuck are you talking about 😂😂

Free max b.

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I'll slow down for you.
A hardware company I like stopped making hardware. So. I'm sad. Ok?

Still have no idea what you're trying to say, learn some english!

[Nth syd bear]

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Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/

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Bw said he don't use condoms with hookers, he stuffs his balls into his boxers, cuz ya know, that's how you stop STDs. ....wow.

haha that’s classic.. I knew winning was a dumb shit but my lord.

Brian winning stay winning

[shitcunt]

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Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/

[close]

Bw said he don't use condoms with hookers, he stuffs his balls into his boxers, cuz ya know, that's how you stop STDs. ....wow.

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haha that’s classic.. I knew winning was a dumb shit but my lord.

Brian winning stay winning

Half strokes only, all the diseases are in the back of the pussy.

[HangtenNoseblunt]

the ea skate games were an intentional and successful attempt at destroying the true essence of skateboarding and they don't make them anymore for a reason

[Joust Ostrich]

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Poopin into a condom, no way.
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2015/04/22/the-tim-oconnor-show-ep-03-with-brian-wenning/

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Bw said he don't use condoms with hookers, he stuffs his balls into his boxers, cuz ya know, that's how you stop STDs. ....wow.

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haha that’s classic.. I knew winning was a dumb shit but my lord.

Brian winning stay winning

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Half strokes only, all the diseases are in the back of the pussy.

Your name leads me to believe that you may be an authority on the subject.  Perhaps you speak the truth.

[Allen.]

Who has brand loyalty to a hardware brand