Skateboarding conspiracies thread

[PatoDuck]

I’m sorry but I really like those.

[johnes]

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Nike owns Frog

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Frog Blazers?

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[Get the strap]

The original skateboard industry and skateboard culture is crumbling down to nothing by our very own eyes to be watered down to a controlled environment by the global elitist whose ultimate goal is globalization, and the industry and culture will be replaced by the elitist vision of skateboarding as it pertains to globalization. There will be nothing left and human sacrifices have already been made and there will be more to come.

[Idk]

The original skateboard industry and skateboard culture is crumbling down to nothing by our very own eyes to be watered down to a controlled environment by the global elitist whose ultimate goal is globalization, and the industry and culture will be replaced by the elitist vision of skateboarding as it pertains to globalization. There will be nothing left and human sacrifices have already been made and there will be more to come.

Dude not so loud.

[KevinOHara]

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The original skateboard industry and skateboard culture is crumbling down to nothing by our very own eyes to be watered down to a controlled environment by the global elitist whose ultimate goal is globalization, and the industry and culture will be replaced by the elitist vision of skateboarding as it pertains to globalization. There will be nothing left and human sacrifices have already been made and there will be more to come.

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Dude not so loud.

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Dan Mancina can see.

[Allen.]

Dan Mancina can see.

Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.

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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.

It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.

[Bony cawk]

Dan Mancina can see.

You better hope he doesn’t read this post

[Allen.]

Pretty sure Biebel got plugs or hair transplant or something. Definitely thought I was nuts for thinking that then I recalled how oddly vain dude is (tanning, getting his teeth “fixed”, wearing that Coca Cola onesie) and realized it’s very on brand for him to think having a weird Jadakiss hairline is acceptable or good.

[thomas kook]

dude it's insane how many dudes out there are getting the hairline transplant, and it's always the guys who take out a stack of 50s to pay for a single t-shirt at the shop who have them done. biebel's for sure got one

[Saycheeseordie]

EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.

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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.

No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something

[Dustwardprez]

EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.

Hippies are Not eligible for SOTY unless the rules have changed.

[ChuckRamone]

the timing of thrasher’s slap blurb and the nine club’s 1010 interview are a little fishy eh?

[Ayanami]

the timing of thrasher’s slap blurb and the nine club’s 1010 interview are a little fishy eh?

[Jerrys Kid]

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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.

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No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something

Is the logic that Element would have paid Thrasher to give him SOTY this year as incentive to stay and he decided to walk

[Saycheeseordie]

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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.

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No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something

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Is the logic that Element would have paid Thrasher to give him SOTY this year as incentive to stay and he decided to walk

Yes he wasn't down with being bought, also I think Tyson is going to Baker or Deathwish

[dyllan]

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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.

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No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something

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Is the logic that Element would have paid Thrasher to give him SOTY this year as incentive to stay and he decided to walk

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Yes he wasn't down with being bought, also I think Tyson is going to Baker or Deathwish

baker

[the tranny monster]

Someone was telling me a while back that it’s now common practice photoshop people and photographers out of clips.

[cosmicgypsies]

Someone was telling me a while back that it’s now common practice photoshop people and photographers out of clips.

wait until you find out some cover photos arent actually the make

[SneakySecrets]

Pretty sure Biebel got plugs or hair transplant or something. Definitely thought I was nuts for thinking that then I recalled how oddly vain dude is (tanning, getting his teeth “fixed”, wearing that Coca Cola onesie) and realized it’s very on brand for him to think having a weird Jadakiss hairline is acceptable or good.

Brandon Biebel: skateboarder.  A man barely alive.  Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.  We have the technology.  We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man.  Brandon Biebel will be that man.  Better than he was before.  Better, stronger, faster.

[chipped tail]

The rumored third FA brand was a prank by dill to see if he could trick some big name riders into leaving their board sponsors.

[Coolhats]

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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.

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It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.

My thoughts exactly. I’m surprised Real would even try to spread that and make kids try that. Seems like an awful idea.

[GOKU]

Aidan Mackey is secretly Billy Waldman's "Love Child" (yes, I know Billy Waldman wasn't in that video)

I just made this up. I a lie.

[TheLurper]

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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.

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It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.

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My thoughts exactly. I’m surprised Real would even try to spread that and make kids try that. Seems like an awful idea.

This is from a long time ago, but shows the worst case scenario. I think the kid in this video now skates with that Revive dipshit.

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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.

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It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.

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My thoughts exactly. I’m surprised Real would even try to spread that and make kids try that. Seems like an awful idea.

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This is from a long time ago, but shows the worst case scenario. I think the kid in this video now skates with that Revive dipshit.

Cripes. At least that kid got up. What happens when some kid breaks their neck? DLX ready for lawsuits?

[superslopp]

not exactly a conspiracy, but:

i've heard from several sources that the former mayor of the smallish city i live in blocked any and all attempts at building an inner-city skatepark purely out of spite. the rumor is that mike carroll 'broke his daughter's heart' and mr. (ex)mayor has held a grudge against skateboarders ever since. i do know that the city started confiscating boards and handing out trespassing tickets like candy during his run, but i don't know how much of that was his doing.

yo mike, what'd you do man?

[jakeumms]

Unless he left her at the alter, that's some petty, old-world grudge type shit.

[Dustwardprez]

Jake Phelps passed away