Author Topic: Skateboarding conspiracies thread (Read 201680 times)

Ayanami · « **Reply #600 on:** March 03, 2019, 03:17:19 PM »

Quote from: ChuckRamone on March 03, 2019, 03:01:27 PM

the timing of thrasher’s slap blurb and the nine club’s 1010 interview are a little fishy eh?

Jerrys Kid · « **Reply #601 on:** March 03, 2019, 05:07:36 PM »

Quote from: Trickflip on March 03, 2019, 11:03:49 AM

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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.
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No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something

Is the logic that Element would have paid Thrasher to give him SOTY this year as incentive to stay and he decided to walk

Saycheeseordie · « **Reply #602 on:** March 04, 2019, 12:41:20 PM »

Quote from: Jerrys Kid on March 03, 2019, 05:07:36 PM

Quote from: Trickflip on March 03, 2019, 11:03:49 AM
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Quote from: Saycheeseordie on March 03, 2019, 10:40:00 AM
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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.
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No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something
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Is the logic that Element would have paid Thrasher to give him SOTY this year as incentive to stay and he decided to walk

Yes he wasn't down with being bought, also I think Tyson is going to Baker or Deathwish

dyllan · « **Reply #603 on:** March 04, 2019, 12:51:44 PM »

Quote from: Saycheeseordie on March 04, 2019, 12:41:20 PM

Quote from: Jerrys Kid on March 03, 2019, 05:07:36 PM
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Quote from: Trickflip on March 03, 2019, 11:03:49 AM
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Quote from: Saycheeseordie on March 03, 2019, 10:40:00 AM
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EVAN SMITH TURNED DOWN SOTY LAST YEAR. Him and Tyson leaving Element.
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No one's seen a thread about either of those yet. I think you might be onto something
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Is the logic that Element would have paid Thrasher to give him SOTY this year as incentive to stay and he decided to walk
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Yes he wasn't down with being bought, also I think Tyson is going to Baker or Deathwish

baker

the tranny monster · « **Reply #604 on:** March 08, 2019, 12:52:16 PM »

Someone was telling me a while back that it’s now common practice photoshop people and photographers out of clips.

cosmicgypsies · « **Reply #605 on:** March 08, 2019, 02:05:44 PM »

Quote from: the tranny monster on March 08, 2019, 12:52:16 PM

Someone was telling me a while back that it’s now common practice photoshop people and photographers out of clips.

wait until you find out some cover photos arent actually the make

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #606 on:** March 08, 2019, 03:59:37 PM »

Quote from: Allen. on March 03, 2019, 08:30:46 AM

Pretty sure Biebel got plugs or hair transplant or something. Definitely thought I was nuts for thinking that then I recalled how oddly vain dude is (tanning, getting his teeth “fixed”, wearing that Coca Cola onesie) and realized it’s very on brand for him to think having a weird Jadakiss hairline is acceptable or good.

Brandon Biebel: skateboarder. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Brandon Biebel will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

chipped tail · « **Reply #607 on:** March 08, 2019, 06:11:12 PM »

The rumored third FA brand was a prank by dill to see if he could trick some big name riders into leaving their board sponsors.

Coolhats · « **Reply #608 on:** March 08, 2019, 07:08:51 PM »

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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.
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It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.

My thoughts exactly. I’m surprised Real would even try to spread that and make kids try that. Seems like an awful idea.

GOKU · « **Reply #609 on:** March 10, 2019, 10:02:20 AM »

Aidan Mackey is secretly Billy Waldman's "Love Child" (yes, I know Billy Waldman wasn't in that video)

I just made this up. I a lie.

TheLurper · « **Reply #610 on:** March 10, 2019, 11:23:37 AM »

Quote from: Coolhats on March 08, 2019, 07:08:51 PM

Quote from: padded_shorts on March 02, 2019, 08:39:31 AM
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Quote from: Allen. on March 02, 2019, 08:31:28 AM
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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.
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It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.
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My thoughts exactly. I’m surprised Real would even try to spread that and make kids try that. Seems like an awful idea.

This is from a long time ago, but shows the worst case scenario. I think the kid in this video now skates with that Revive dipshit.

padded_shorts · « **Reply #611 on:** March 10, 2019, 11:32:38 AM »

Quote from: TheLurper on March 10, 2019, 11:23:37 AM

Quote from: Coolhats on March 08, 2019, 07:08:51 PM
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Quote from: Allen. on March 02, 2019, 08:31:28 AM
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Watching dude walk into the local indoor and tap around with his cane and slide around a manual pad was inspiring and nerve wracking at the same time. Found out he learned kickflip manuals later that night.
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It's insane. Also the Mancina challenge sounds incredibly dumb and some kid is going to get hospitalized.
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My thoughts exactly. I’m surprised Real would even try to spread that and make kids try that. Seems like an awful idea.
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This is from a long time ago, but shows the worst case scenario. I think the kid in this video now skates with that Revive dipshit.

Cripes. At least that kid got up. What happens when some kid breaks their neck? DLX ready for lawsuits?

superslopp · « **Reply #612 on:** March 12, 2019, 11:47:24 AM »

not exactly a conspiracy, but:

i've heard from several sources that the former mayor of the smallish city i live in blocked any and all attempts at building an inner-city skatepark purely out of spite. the rumor is that mike carroll 'broke his daughter's heart' and mr. (ex)mayor has held a grudge against skateboarders ever since. i do know that the city started confiscating boards and handing out trespassing tickets like candy during his run, but i don't know how much of that was his doing.

yo mike, what'd you do man?

Painted Baby · « **Reply #613 on:** March 12, 2019, 11:50:59 AM »

Unless he left her at the alter, that's some petty, old-world grudge type shit.

Dustwardprez · « **Reply #614 on:** March 14, 2019, 05:06:30 PM »

Jake Phelps passed away

sizzle_chest · « **Reply #615 on:** March 17, 2019, 12:59:44 PM »

Quote from: sizzle_chest on December 07, 2018, 05:20:41 AM

Phelps died last year after that slam on the hill bomb. He is now a programmable tool of the skateboard industry.

High Speed had him on life support for a few months after he slammed on his head and slipped into a coma. They were ready to pull the plug but then Koston and Berra stepped in and proposed an already outlined plan they had for themselves to keep the Berrics alive after they died.

High Speed sold Phelps' decrepit shell for an undisclosed amount. Since he already looked half-dead before, most people never noticed Phelps was now a fully dead Berrics programmed robot.

Reynolds and Greco were leaked the project details and they wanted in. They invested heavily, signed the NDA and voila: Foy became SOTY.

On September 23rd of this year Dill and AVE, via their own mole, Mulder (Richard), obtained blueprints of Phelpsbot's infrastructure, hacked the OS and took control of him remotely, hence TJ is now SOTY.

Berra is super pissed.

This fight over Phelpsbot will continue for the end of time.

Saw this coming a while back. Obviously Berra is making his powermoves right after Transworld goes down, coincidentally.

redwine · « **Reply #616 on:** March 17, 2019, 02:17:26 PM »

Slap will disappear. Olympics. A new masonic skateboarding era will be instituted. They should have listened.

Shifty Flip · « **Reply #617 on:** March 17, 2019, 05:15:50 PM »

Jake Phelps was the one person keeping high speed from cancelling Slap . The "new server" is just preparation for the impending closer.
I've seen the future. Seymour will set up a Shalom shrine at Jake's grave, and with TK as our messiah, will lead us all to the promised land of Dirty Jersey to live with our God Fred Gall. There will also be monks saved.

Shalom

georgethecat · « **Reply #618 on:** March 17, 2019, 05:29:32 PM »

Quote from: superslopp on March 12, 2019, 11:47:24 AM

not exactly a conspiracy, but:

i've heard from several sources that the former mayor of the smallish city i live in blocked any and all attempts at building an inner-city skatepark purely out of spite. the rumor is that mike carroll 'broke his daughter's heart' and mr. (ex)mayor has held a grudge against skateboarders ever since. i do know that the city started confiscating boards and handing out trespassing tickets like candy during his run, but i don't know how much of that was his doing.

yo mike, what'd you do man?

Hurricane Helen? Katie? Who?!

conqueso · « **Reply #619 on:** March 18, 2019, 10:19:42 AM »

Neen is the catalyst for Jim greco's next transition into a latte drinking Lululemon crossfit yuppie

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #620 on:** March 18, 2019, 11:38:55 AM »

In middle school a kid on my bus told me that the Adidas logo was actually a pot leaf.

Dustwardprez · « **Reply #621 on:** March 18, 2019, 06:07:29 PM »

Is Mike Carrol costarring in “Hook” reboot?

Soft Boiled · « **Reply #622 on:** March 18, 2019, 06:43:42 PM »

Bam’s new wife was just a huge Bam/CKY/Jackass superfan that got lucky and married her hero, only to have his baby, get called a “street ho” on social media, and help create a ton of mud.

Now she has the privilege of getting finger blasted by Bam’s fat dirty digits, leaving all
those sweet rings he wears covered in goo.
WHOOP WHOOP!

Allen. · « **Reply #623 on:** March 18, 2019, 06:49:15 PM »

Quote from: Soft Boiled on March 18, 2019, 06:43:42 PM

finger blasted by Bam’s fat dirty digits

This was the most disgusting thing on slap in a minute.

Soft Boiled · « **Reply #624 on:** March 18, 2019, 06:54:04 PM »

I know, I’m sorry. I thought twice before hitting that Post button, but went ahead and did it anyway. #mudlife

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #625 on:** March 18, 2019, 07:21:36 PM »

Fat dirty mud digits

Dustwardprez · « **Reply #626 on:** March 23, 2019, 11:23:11 AM »

The feds are reading this message board.

paraquat · « **Reply #627 on:** March 23, 2019, 11:49:30 AM »

Muddy UTIs

NegativeCreep · « **Reply #628 on:** March 23, 2019, 09:06:13 PM »

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #629 on:** March 23, 2019, 09:15:24 PM »

Not really a conspiracy but I don’t want to start a new thread. Just came here to say I give it a year before Duffle and Foundation part ways. Dude is clearly bummed on the company and they’re about two boxes of blanks away from awkwardly saying bye.

Personally feel like dude deserves a “legend” spot on the roster but what the hell do I know I’m just a fucking cheeseburger.

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