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i like chicks who can squirt when they cum. i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it. it was awesome.
i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life. i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp. i hate condoms!
That squirting thing, thats what I call a confession!!
And about the condoms, you should try Infini condoms (www.manix.net), they are only 0,02 mm (regular condoms are about 0,06-0,08) and you feel a LOT more. And it IS safer. Sex without protecting yourself is just plain stupid nowadays, no offense, I guess you know what I mean...
i wish was a better boyfriend to her or atleast that we had a nicer break up, just for booty call reasons.
i know that shits sounds gross/freaky to some of you dudes but my dick stayed/stays hard for this girl.
when i jerk off, i don't put on porn, i just think of all the times she blasted me in the face...yeah i'm a horndog.
i hear you about condoms. i need to get tested more often and get use to rocking them on a regular basis. maybe i need to take some viagra then slip the badboy on?
this post reminds me of something
i know this dude who is a total doucebag, he's the best friend of the brother of one of my good friends...uhhh...follow that? good. anyway, i think he might be secretly in the closet, but he coined a term that we joke about a lot. dude is weird and will always ask you fucked up questions about personal shit to make you feel uncomfortable. anyway, to get to the point, you know when you're about to jerk off and you got no porno or "beat off material"? well, that's when you resort to images of past girlfriends/friends' girlfriends or moms/past teachers/celebrities/etc., we call it the "kaleidoscope beat", because you run sexy images through your mind like a kaleidoscope. so if you're with a girl and don't end up getting any ass, you always get clowned on for having to resort to a kaleidoscope beat.