Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1736284 times)

cold budweisers · « **Reply #540 on:** June 27, 2007, 09:17:52 AM »

you look like ryan sheckler

imsocool!!! · « **Reply #541 on:** June 27, 2007, 11:49:10 AM »

i knew what he looked like before i had a slap account

tonycoxhox · « **Reply #542 on:** June 27, 2007, 12:28:11 PM »

what the fuck

fin · « **Reply #543 on:** June 27, 2007, 02:00:39 PM »

im watching tony cox hox rite now...

mikefork · « **Reply #544 on:** June 27, 2007, 02:02:33 PM »

i am myspace friends with tonycoxhox

imsocool!!! · « **Reply #545 on:** June 27, 2007, 02:28:54 PM »

i have the skateboarder calender and your in it doing a wallie of a barrier

bentmode · « **Reply #546 on:** June 28, 2007, 06:40:48 PM »

Quote from: mike fork on June 27, 2007, 02:02:33 PM

i am myspace friends with tonycoxhox

im not

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #547 on:** June 28, 2007, 07:03:36 PM »

i am

mikefork · « **Reply #548 on:** June 28, 2007, 07:12:06 PM »

^i totally forgot that we were myspace friends

cold budweisers · « **Reply #549 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:50:38 PM »

i am myspace friends with steve urkel and tonycoxhox and brooklyn brawler

brent · « **Reply #550 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:58:57 PM »

i wanna be myspace friends with you guys post links

cold budweisers · « **Reply #551 on:** June 28, 2007, 11:02:43 PM »

kewl lets b frienz
www.myspace.com/ratworship

Boston · « **Reply #552 on:** June 29, 2007, 02:06:14 AM »

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=149532776

Mackattack · « **Reply #553 on:** June 29, 2007, 10:33:32 PM »

yeaah boston!

Venture1 · « **Reply #554 on:** June 30, 2007, 10:26:58 AM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on May 26, 2007, 12:00:13 AM

I met a mormon girl from myspace and took her virginity. I went to a bbq at her parents house and her dad was a huge bald alien looking guy trying to get me to come to a mormon meeting. She eventually got kicked out of her house for dating me. Oh and I got her drunk for the first time. But she was from Brazil and her arm pits always smelled so I was over it.

HAAAAAAA!

andrew4lyfe · « **Reply #555 on:** June 30, 2007, 06:04:34 PM »

what does being brazilian have to do with her armpits smelling?

Meth and Hookers · « **Reply #556 on:** June 30, 2007, 10:00:44 PM »

i just lolled so hard

tag_king · « **Reply #557 on:** July 04, 2007, 07:22:03 AM »

I've been able to hold down some pretty good looking chicks in my life.. but the ones I think about are the dirty disgusting hoes.. I don't know why.

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #558 on:** July 04, 2007, 07:36:38 AM »

Quote from: tag_king on July 04, 2007, 07:22:03 AM

I've been able to hold down some pretty good looking chicks in my life.. but the ones I think about are the dirty disgusting hoes.. I don't know why.

Man i can totally relate to that one, it's just that dirty girls, well are just very good, but pretty and dirty girls are better, but harder to come across (teeheehee)

Alan · « **Reply #559 on:** July 04, 2007, 08:45:44 AM »

Dirty sluts will almost always do anything you want instantly, whereas the good looking ones require more work and I can't be arsed about that...

Meth and Hookers · « **Reply #560 on:** July 04, 2007, 05:50:17 PM »

i can only fuck girls i hate

imsocool!!! · « **Reply #561 on:** July 05, 2007, 01:33:51 AM »

Quote from: Venture1 on June 30, 2007, 10:26:58 AM

Quote from: cigarettebeer on May 26, 2007, 12:00:13 AM
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I met a mormon girl from myspace and took her virginity. I went to a bbq at her parents house and her dad was a huge bald alien looking guy trying to get me to come to a mormon meeting. She eventually got kicked out of her house for dating me. Oh and I got her drunk for the first time. But she was from Brazil and her arm pits always smelled so I was over it.
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HAAAAAAA!

Anton · « **Reply #562 on:** July 05, 2007, 05:50:19 AM »

Quote from: iwishilivedinfinla on June 05, 2007, 09:19:28 PM

Quote from: Wooderson on June 05, 2007, 03:19:41 PM
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but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week
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Every now and then I'll ponder the same thing, but it definitely is lame as fuck.

i party every week but i dont look regular, u can party without being a douche

imsocool!!! · « **Reply #563 on:** July 06, 2007, 12:55:46 AM »

Quote from: Anton on July 05, 2007, 05:50:19 AM

Quote from: iwishilivedinfinla on June 05, 2007, 09:19:28 PM
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Quote from: Wooderson on June 05, 2007, 03:19:41 PM
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but sometimes i wish i was one of those douchebags who hangs out with hot girls and parties every week
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Every now and then I'll ponder the same thing, but it definitely is lame as fuck.
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i party every week but i dont look regular, u can party without being a douche

you must have skills

bentmode · « **Reply #564 on:** July 06, 2007, 11:55:16 AM »

if you arent going to contribute to the thread with more than a ha ha or some regular side line comment then dont add anything at all.

greg · « **Reply #565 on:** July 06, 2007, 02:48:54 PM »

Quote from: H8R on June 16, 2007, 12:44:44 PM

^happy birthday fellow gemini!

heres some of mine...

i don't like having pets. i used to have this pet goldfish, he was my best friend, then he died, it totally sucked. no pets for me.

i've never gone surfing or snowboarding but those are the 2 things i swore i'd do before i die.

i can swim but i've been afraid of going into the ocean since i saw JAWS when i was a kid...and i grew up around coney island. since then i've never gone any deeper than waist level.

i fear all bugs and most animals but i love watching the discovery channel.

i've been skating on and off for two decades and i still can't do a treflip...someone please shoot me.

i'm the worst boyfriend any girl can have. i'm in my 30's and my longest relationship has yet to surpass 1 year. i try to be thoughtful but forget anything thats considered important to a woman.

i like that TV show extreme makeover home edition even though every epiosde is a tear jerker.

i used to be a drug addict. nothing crazy like heroin or crack but coke, weed, mesc, acid were my drugs of choice and in copious amounts, and also alcohol and cigarettes. i even went as far as to sort the "reds" out of a contact capsule(cold medicine) because i was jonesing and was told it was supposed to be speed. now i smoke some weed here and there, drink beer, but quit smoking cigs and the rest of the drugs.

i like porn a lot but i don't think thats a confession so much as given.

i like chicks who can squirt when they cum. i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it. it was awesome.

i love skating but i hate where its been and where its going. it use to be an activity for outcasts, for people who didn't fit in. now its totally jocked out and mainstream and i hate being a part of it.

i'm bitter about not ever going anywhere with skateboarding. i killed everything in front of me up until i was 15 or so, then i traded it all away for sex and drugs, plus my parents hating it didn't help. i did eventually find my way back to it so i guess its a good thing.

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life. i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp. i hate condoms!

there was some real shit in here. this topic is being slowly resurrected and built into something worthy of jayme's idea/first post

greg · « **Reply #566 on:** July 06, 2007, 02:54:38 PM »

Quote from: H8R on June 18, 2007, 11:38:13 AM

Quote from: PopwarOfGuns on June 18, 2007, 12:57:33 AM
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Quote from: H8R on June 16, 2007, 12:44:44 PM
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i like chicks who can squirt when they cum. i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it. it was awesome.

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life. i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp. i hate condoms!
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That squirting thing, thats what I call a confession!!

And about the condoms, you should try Infini condoms (www.manix.net), they are only 0,02 mm (regular condoms are about 0,06-0,08) and you feel a LOT more. And it IS safer. Sex without protecting yourself is just plain stupid nowadays, no offense, I guess you know what I mean...
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i wish was a better boyfriend to her or atleast that we had a nicer break up, just for booty call reasons.
i know that shits sounds gross/freaky to some of you dudes but my dick stayed/stays hard for this girl.
when i jerk off, i don't put on porn, i just think of all the times she blasted me in the face...yeah i'm a horndog.

i hear you about condoms. i need to get tested more often and get use to rocking them on a regular basis. maybe i need to take some viagra then slip the badboy on?

this post reminds me of something

i know this dude who is a total doucebag, he's the best friend of the brother of one of my good friends...uhhh...follow that? good. anyway, i think he might be secretly in the closet, but he coined a term that we joke about a lot. dude is weird and will always ask you fucked up questions about personal shit to make you feel uncomfortable. anyway, to get to the point, you know when you're about to jerk off and you got no porno or "beat off material"? well, that's when you resort to images of past girlfriends/friends' girlfriends or moms/past teachers/celebrities/etc., we call it the "kaleidoscope beat", because you run sexy images through your mind like a kaleidoscope. so if you're with a girl and don't end up getting any ass, you always get clowned on for having to resort to a kaleidoscope beat.

Useful Idiot · « **Reply #567 on:** July 06, 2007, 03:59:38 PM »

Quote from: Meth and Hookers on July 04, 2007, 05:50:17 PM

i can only fuck girls i hate

Peter · « **Reply #568 on:** July 06, 2007, 09:03:26 PM »

I've only cheated on a girl once before in my life. We had been together a few weeks, and somehow I ended up meeting up with an ex. We kissed once and I felt so guilty about it that I broke up with the girl later that same day so I wouldn't feel as guilty. That plan didn't work out like I had hoped, since I still feel bad about it to this day.

I haven't eaten any chocolate in the last ten years.

Pontoon_Boat · « **Reply #569 on:** July 06, 2007, 09:46:22 PM »

*bes attracted to rowboats*

Author Topic: real confessions (Read 1736284 times)

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