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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4200 on: October 27, 2013, 04:15:09 PM »
It's "hide-a-dook" and it's the same thing as leaving an upper decker.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4201 on: October 28, 2013, 12:44:55 AM »
Watching porn fills me with impotent rage because I'll probably will never get the chance to do the nasty. One of the reasons I might not get to is because I refer to it as doing the nasty.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4202 on: October 28, 2013, 06:36:33 AM »
It's "hide-a-dook" and it's the same thing as leaving an upper decker.
Yeah that's the one but this version of the game allowed you to leave the butt biscuit anywhere you thought it would have maximum impact and minimum chance of being found.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4203 on: October 28, 2013, 01:46:06 PM »
Watching porn fills me with impotent rage because I'll probably will never get the chance to do the nasty. One of the reasons I might not get to is because I refer to it as doing the nasty.

i dont wanna sound harsh, but you gotta shut up about this for your own good. if its just venting on slap, disregard what i say. if its the way youre always carrying yourself, then yeah you probably wont ever get laid. delusion will work in your favour in this situation

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4204 on: October 28, 2013, 02:49:16 PM »
l33tg33k why you just buy some pussy?.... theres this old man that lives in front of my brothers house, the old man waits till his disabled wife go's to sleep then comes over sometimes at the wee hours at nite and asks my brother to take him to some place to fuck whores. i saw someone else drop him off at his house from the whore spot, i took a few shots of gin wit him.. dude is 72 years old and doesnt take any medicine. personally i think the fucking whores keeps him healthy.

go buy some whores l33t


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4205 on: October 28, 2013, 03:29:59 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4206 on: October 28, 2013, 03:53:32 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4208 on: October 28, 2013, 06:53:16 PM »
Save your money and just start watching craigslist. There's enough despitate fatties on there that you can smash with a little persistence. Plus it will give you a good story for the fat chick thread or awkward sexual experiences.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4209 on: October 29, 2013, 02:17:52 PM »
Prostitutes get a bad rap. I feel like paying to fuck can be a healthy way to build up ya confidence if you recognize that the event lacks an emotional connection. Plus, depending on how much you're payin, she's probably gonna be better than any ramp tramp you can find at your local hipster bar.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4210 on: October 29, 2013, 03:15:11 PM »
mayb he is after the emotional connection hehe

mayb he wants to experience a 17 yr old virign who likes robocop

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4211 on: November 05, 2013, 10:57:15 AM »
Just hit up backpages Leet. $80 for a half hour will set you right.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4212 on: November 05, 2013, 07:43:38 PM »
The bank teller gave me a $100 bill instead of a $20 when I was cashing a check. I kept my dumb fucking mouth shut and walked out with $80 more than expected.

Fuck the bank.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4213 on: November 05, 2013, 08:38:00 PM »
I'll actually come clean and confess something on here. When I was young I saw someone get shot at point blank range in my neighborhood because he was running around robbing the wrong drug dealers. I've seen the same type of shit happen to people since then, and those instances don't bother me. But ever since that first time seeing something like that, I've always had bad dreams about either being shot, shooting someone else, or watching someone getting shot and not being able to move or speak/ call for help. I never said a word to anyone about it due to the fact that I never wanted to be labeled as a snitch and suffer from a similar fate, and deep down there was part of me that tried to justify the whole situation when I got older, as if street karma had been properly served since he was going around doing wrong to people or some bullshit. I think being exposed to something like that led me to grow up too cynical, which explains why I became as problematic as I was when I got older; my life started to downward spiral from the moment I saw that man catch that bullet.

I've done a good job with staying cold sober lately, which is something I haven't really been able to do for the past 12-13 years (I'm in my mid-approaching late 20's). I have learned to stay clear headed throughout the day and get everything done that I have to responsibly, and I've made all the necessary changes to my life style as far as starting a legal business instead of breaking the law hustling & risking my freedom for crumpled up residue coated bills. The only time I want to do drugs is to get the fuck to sleep though. I haven't slept a full 8 hours undisturbed without the aid of drugs since I was in grade school. I'm talking street drugs too, no seeing a doctor and getting prescribed something for a diagnosed problem. The over the curb pharmacy was way more accessible to me. The people that have met me in the past 9 months and have no clue of my history would be dumbfounded if they knew how I was two years before they met me.

If you met me in person, you would probably think that I was a nice person with good intentions. However, I can never get out of my head all of the wrongs my actions have caused & the subsequent suffering that it has caused those around me. I'll be up thanking the imaginary man in the sky for letting me remain free and beating my cases and never getting too far into drugs to turn back, but then I think about all the people that I've lost that have done the same shit that I did. Whether it was getting popped with a brick and missing their daughters first birthday/ first words, overdosing and dying after months of being clean, being arrested with a trunk full of guns similar to what T.I. got caught with and having to do football numbers, I always wonder why the fuck I am the one that made it out. There were plenty of times I could have been FUCKED, but I'm free and healthy today and I have no idea why.

I keep a lot of things bottled up inside of me and keep it moving, but I secretly wish all my friends were still alive/ not locked up. The reason why I really leaned towards skateboarding was to get away from that whole element and meet people that weren't involved with the hood lifestyle. I still skateboard because it's the only time where I feel like I am not thinking, and it also allows me to maintain some commonalities that my skate friendships were built off of and keep me out of trouble with these good people. It's still fun of course, but it's more of a necessity for me to do so I don't go insane & give myself a break from reality for a moment out of the day.

I really don't want to get into the dynamics of my former self too much, but for anyone reading this I'd just like to say one thing that I've learned from my own actions that I wish I learned from someone elses actions. No matter how shitty your situation is and no matter how badly you want to escape it, never sell drugs or break the law to get money. Even if you beat the odds and you walk away with some money, no jail time and no enemies that can negatively impact your future, you will still lose something in the long run that you would trade that money in for in a heart beat. All the bullshit shoes, cars, jewels, and all the other ignorant shit that I got came with the price of wasting time and sacrificing relationships with all of the wonderful people that didn't see me as the piece of shit that I viewed myself to be. On the outside it seems like I have gained materials, but on the inside I feel like I sold my happiness and integrity for something less than honorable.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4214 on: November 05, 2013, 08:54:44 PM »
The bank teller gave me a $100 bill instead of a $20 when I was cashing a check. I kept my dumb fucking mouth shut and walked out with $80 more than expected.

Fuck the bank.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4215 on: November 07, 2013, 10:19:57 PM »


This good looking chick followed me on twitter, so i started lurking hard as per usual. I stumble upon her gay best friend's twitter, this dude is the sub type gay, and he doesn't know a thing about skating, anyways im in there lurking and shit when all of a sudden this dude has pictures of Braydon Szafranski in the toilet and he wants Braydon to rape him, needless to say i lost my shit laughing and almost drowned drinking water. Thank you internet.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4216 on: November 07, 2013, 11:41:39 PM »


This good looking chick followed me on twitter, so i started lurking hard as per usual. I stumble upon her gay best friend's twitter, this dude is the sub type gay, and he doesn't know a thing about skating, anyways im in there lurking and shit when all of a sudden this dude has pictures of Braydon Szafranski in the toilet and he wants Braydon to rape him, needless to say i lost my shit laughing and almost drowned drinking water. Thank you internet.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4217 on: November 11, 2013, 07:35:06 PM »
I was browsing tumblr earlier and came across a quote that said:

?You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place.?

At that point I realized that that completely sums up the past year and a half of my life. I've gained a lot by moving to where I am now but there's still a lot that I left at home. I still am not entirely comfortable where I am now and I don't know if I ever will be.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4218 on: November 12, 2013, 10:47:32 PM »
I just masturbated for the first time in about a month. Took an hour to finish.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4219 on: November 12, 2013, 11:15:01 PM »
I just masturbated for the first time in about a month. Took an hour to finish.

id be so hyped if i didnt touch my dick for a month
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4220 on: November 13, 2013, 04:38:36 AM »
I was browsing tumblr earlier and came across a quote that said:

?You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place.?

At that point I realized that that completely sums up the past year and a half of my life. I've gained a lot by moving to where I am now but there's still a lot that I left at home. I still am not entirely comfortable where I am now and I don't know if I ever will be.
I go back to where I'm from now and I just can't relate anymore. I get nostalgic about it but I don't think I could ever spend an extended period of time there. I love where I live now but at the same time I could move elsewhere tomorrow. I have as many people i call friends as I can count on one hand and few of them live anywhere near me.

I just masturbated for the first time in about a month. Took an hour to finish.

Next time if you wanna expedite things try going digital and plug a finger in your USB port. Heard it does wonders. I've cut down on the self love lately. Feel great for it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4221 on: November 14, 2013, 10:08:28 PM »
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I just masturbated for the first time in about a month. Took an hour to finish.
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id be so hyped if i didnt touch my dick for a month

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4222 on: November 19, 2013, 02:57:00 AM »
I like female vocalists

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4223 on: November 19, 2013, 09:09:21 AM »
bought a dub of heroin because its impossible to find percocets where im at and just binged on it for 3 days.  I dont feel shitty or want to do any now that its gone but i said i was gonna just do half then save the other half for a homie back in cincinnati, i just couldnt hold onto it and had to do it
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4224 on: November 19, 2013, 10:08:27 AM »
I just masturbated for the first time in about a month. Took an hour to finish.
Were you having a hard time not masturbating or just not feeling it?
I have also been not-masturbating for about a month and am quite surprised at how low my sex-drive is.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4225 on: November 19, 2013, 10:11:06 AM »
My meds make it hard to masturbate and really hard to finish.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4226 on: November 19, 2013, 10:41:37 AM »
My meds make it hard to masturbate and really hard to finish.

my brother was on anti depressants and the fact that he couldnt get fully hard/finish with his then-girlfriend made him super insecure and more depressed and he tried to kill himself shortly after
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4227 on: November 19, 2013, 11:57:26 PM »
I called a suicide hot line today. I feel disgusted with myself

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4228 on: November 20, 2013, 12:42:46 AM »
I called a suicide hot line today. I feel disgusted with myself

what did the operator say?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4229 on: November 20, 2013, 07:41:02 AM »
The bank teller gave me a $100 bill instead of a $20 when I was cashing a check. I kept my dumb fucking mouth shut and walked out with $80 more than expected.

Fuck the bank.

Just read your follow up post as well.  Powerful stuff and very well stated.  Stay up and stay off the hard stuff man! 
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