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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4140 on: November 12, 2013, 10:47:32 PM »
I just masturbated for the first time in about a month. Took an hour to finish.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4141 on: November 12, 2013, 11:15:01 PM »
I just masturbated for the first time in about a month. Took an hour to finish.

id be so hyped if i didnt touch my dick for a month
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4142 on: November 13, 2013, 04:38:36 AM »
I was browsing tumblr earlier and came across a quote that said:

?You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place.?

At that point I realized that that completely sums up the past year and a half of my life. I've gained a lot by moving to where I am now but there's still a lot that I left at home. I still am not entirely comfortable where I am now and I don't know if I ever will be.
I go back to where I'm from now and I just can't relate anymore. I get nostalgic about it but I don't think I could ever spend an extended period of time there. I love where I live now but at the same time I could move elsewhere tomorrow. I have as many people i call friends as I can count on one hand and few of them live anywhere near me.

I just masturbated for the first time in about a month. Took an hour to finish.

Next time if you wanna expedite things try going digital and plug a finger in your USB port. Heard it does wonders. I've cut down on the self love lately. Feel great for it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4143 on: November 14, 2013, 10:08:28 PM »
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I just masturbated for the first time in about a month. Took an hour to finish.
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id be so hyped if i didnt touch my dick for a month

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4144 on: November 19, 2013, 02:57:00 AM »
I like female vocalists

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4145 on: November 19, 2013, 09:09:21 AM »
bought a dub of heroin because its impossible to find percocets where im at and just binged on it for 3 days.  I dont feel shitty or want to do any now that its gone but i said i was gonna just do half then save the other half for a homie back in cincinnati, i just couldnt hold onto it and had to do it
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4146 on: November 19, 2013, 10:08:27 AM »
I just masturbated for the first time in about a month. Took an hour to finish.
Were you having a hard time not masturbating or just not feeling it?
I have also been not-masturbating for about a month and am quite surprised at how low my sex-drive is.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4147 on: November 19, 2013, 10:11:06 AM »
My meds make it hard to masturbate and really hard to finish.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4148 on: November 19, 2013, 10:41:37 AM »
My meds make it hard to masturbate and really hard to finish.

my brother was on anti depressants and the fact that he couldnt get fully hard/finish with his then-girlfriend made him super insecure and more depressed and he tried to kill himself shortly after
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4149 on: November 19, 2013, 11:57:26 PM »
I called a suicide hot line today. I feel disgusted with myself

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4150 on: November 20, 2013, 12:42:46 AM »
I called a suicide hot line today. I feel disgusted with myself

what did the operator say?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4151 on: November 20, 2013, 07:41:02 AM »
The bank teller gave me a $100 bill instead of a $20 when I was cashing a check. I kept my dumb fucking mouth shut and walked out with $80 more than expected.

Fuck the bank.

Just read your follow up post as well.  Powerful stuff and very well stated.  Stay up and stay off the hard stuff man! 
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4152 on: November 20, 2013, 03:50:46 PM »
I like female vocalists

Where's the shame in that? 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4153 on: November 20, 2013, 03:58:37 PM »
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I like female vocalists
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Where's the shame in that? 

shut up u no its rong
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4154 on: November 20, 2013, 04:15:56 PM »
it's not gay if you beat them up afterwards


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4155 on: November 20, 2013, 06:47:21 PM »
it's not gay if you beat them up afterwards

holy shit shut the fuck up faggot forreal you make me hate myself for posting on these boards and im very narcissistic
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4156 on: November 20, 2013, 07:14:19 PM »
woah calm down, is there anything i can do for you?


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4157 on: November 20, 2013, 07:36:42 PM »
woah calm down, is there anything i can do for you?

give me a reason to stop calling you a faggot or something idk
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4158 on: November 20, 2013, 08:11:02 PM »
nah i dont really wanna do that


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4159 on: November 20, 2013, 08:26:10 PM »
i like classical christian chior hymns!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4160 on: November 20, 2013, 08:50:12 PM »
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I called a suicide hot line today. I feel disgusted with myself
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what did the operator say?

The guy was just telling me that the beauty in life is trying to make something out of yourself and how we owe to ourselves to at least make an attempt at it. The whole phone call was really weird but it did make me feel a little bit better. I just feel crazy for doing so.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4161 on: November 21, 2013, 02:57:52 AM »
Every time the McRib comes out I buy it. I don't even like the damn things.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4162 on: November 21, 2013, 03:43:21 AM »
broke up with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago. we still hang every other day. But tonight i got a "date" with another girl and my ex asked me if i could watch her kids whilst she's at the doctor.
I told her no problem but i had to leave at 19h30. Now she's all fishy about why i had to leave.
and just got a text where she's all mad at me.. pff don't know what to do here..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4163 on: November 21, 2013, 09:58:28 AM »
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I like female vocalists
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Where's the shame in that? 

no shame at all.





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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4164 on: November 21, 2013, 10:06:59 PM »
broke up with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago. we still hang every other day. But tonight i got a "date" with another girl and my ex asked me if i could watch her kids whilst she's at the doctor.
I told her no problem but i had to leave at 19h30. Now she's all fishy about why i had to leave.
and just got a text where she's all mad at me.. pff don't know what to do here..

You should be straight up with her

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4165 on: November 22, 2013, 11:53:10 PM »
bought a dub of heroin because its impossible to find percocets where im at and just binged on it for 3 days.  I dont feel shitty or want to do any now that its gone but i said i was gonna just do half then save the other half for a homie back in cincinnati, i just couldnt hold onto it and had to do it
method of ingestion?



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4166 on: November 23, 2013, 12:54:18 AM »
Never thought I'd do coke.... actually i kinda did.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4167 on: November 23, 2013, 03:24:45 AM »
I did coke once. Didn't feel anything. Probably wasn't even coke.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4168 on: November 23, 2013, 09:07:20 AM »
I did coke once. Didn't feel anything. Probably wasn't even coke.

All I know is I'm defo not into it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4169 on: November 24, 2013, 12:45:08 AM »
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I did coke once. Didn't feel anything. Probably wasn't even coke.
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All I know is I'm defo not into it.
I hate coke. Only problem is that to figure that out I did a shit load of it. Now I look back at those times and regret what a coked up douche I was acting like. Now I can't stand being somewhere and other people being on coke, probably because it reminds me what a dick I acted.