real confessions

[Jim and Dan]

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So I've been talking to this girl for a good while now, gone on a few dates and whatnot.
Last date we had was Valentine's Day, and it went pretty well I think. We haven't kissed or anything, nor have done the whole "arm around her" thing that most guys love to do, I feel like this girl would just get scared of that and back off.
So that date, I found out she's never had a boyfriend (she's going to be 21 on Monday). She has said she's never felt the need to have a boyfriend as she has always been busy with school and jobs and all that. Now ever since she told me that, that scared me off. Now I know she has a really high wall and I really wanna find a way to bring it down.
I'm genuinely interested in this girl but I don't even know if she likes me or not. I'm afraid to ask and have it backfire on me.
I just wish that she lets down her wall and sees what I'm doing, that I'm gong out of my way to take her on dates and all these things; that I'm putting myself out there (my true self) and I'm really hoping she sees that I'm really interested in her. Idk if I should give up or not because her wall is so damn high but I really dont want to, as I find something special about her and I want to keep trying and hopefully succeed.
Any tips, PALs? I've never dealt with this before.
I'm really bad at reading girls. Real terrible.

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tell her you understand that she's never felt the need to have boyfriends in the past and that you like that about her. let her know you enjoyed the dates you've been on and that you would like to hang out more if shes interested. the ball is in her court from there and she'll let you what she's thinking and go from there

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Do you feel like the fact that you have been on a few dates suggests that she is interested in you?  Did it feel like she was letting on that she might be ready for a boyfriend when she mentioned that she has never had one? 

I think the fact that she accepted a date with you on Valentines Day says something about her intentions and feelings.  If I were in your position I would ask her out again and if she said yes tell her how you feel on the date.

Girls that don't "date", in my experience, treat one ultra-deluxe proper upon copulating.

[JB]

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So I've been talking to this girl for a good while now, gone on a few dates and whatnot.
Last date we had was Valentine's Day, and it went pretty well I think. We haven't kissed or anything, nor have done the whole "arm around her" thing that most guys love to do, I feel like this girl would just get scared of that and back off.
So that date, I found out she's never had a boyfriend (she's going to be 21 on Monday). She has said she's never felt the need to have a boyfriend as she has always been busy with school and jobs and all that. Now ever since she told me that, that scared me off. Now I know she has a really high wall and I really wanna find a way to bring it down.
I'm genuinely interested in this girl but I don't even know if she likes me or not. I'm afraid to ask and have it backfire on me.
I just wish that she lets down her wall and sees what I'm doing, that I'm gong out of my way to take her on dates and all these things; that I'm putting myself out there (my true self) and I'm really hoping she sees that I'm really interested in her. Idk if I should give up or not because her wall is so damn high but I really dont want to, as I find something special about her and I want to keep trying and hopefully succeed.
Any tips, PALs? I've never dealt with this before.
I'm really bad at reading girls. Real terrible.

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tell her you understand that she's never felt the need to have boyfriends in the past and that you like that about her. let her know you enjoyed the dates you've been on and that you would like to hang out more if shes interested. the ball is in her court from there and she'll let you what she's thinking and go from there

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Do you feel like the fact that you have been on a few dates suggests that she is interested in you?  Did it feel like she was letting on that she might be ready for a boyfriend when she mentioned that she has never had one? 

I think the fact that she accepted a date with you on Valentines Day says something about her intentions and feelings.  If I were in your position I would ask her out again and if she said yes tell her how you feel on the date.

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Girls that don't "date", in my experience, treat one ultra-deluxe proper upon copulating.

This. Just go for it dude. Kiss her, she's waiting for it. From my experiences, girls don't take charge, they want you to. Let her know you like her, if she says she likes you back, just go for a kiss. If you've been out a bunch of time and she went out with you on valentines day and she denies you now, she's not going to change her mind after a few more dates. You don't have to ask her to be your girlfriend, but put it out there that you want to be more than just friends. If it doesn't go as planned, move on. The longer you wait, the more bummed you're going to be if it doesn't work out.

[ThugWaffle]

Lately I've been way too cynical and I have no motivation to do anything in life except for sleeping and I don't know.

[escapistfool]

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So I've been talking to this girl for a good while now, gone on a few dates and whatnot.
Last date we had was Valentine's Day, and it went pretty well I think. We haven't kissed or anything, nor have done the whole "arm around her" thing that most guys love to do, I feel like this girl would just get scared of that and back off.
So that date, I found out she's never had a boyfriend (she's going to be 21 on Monday). She has said she's never felt the need to have a boyfriend as she has always been busy with school and jobs and all that. Now ever since she told me that, that scared me off. Now I know she has a really high wall and I really wanna find a way to bring it down.
I'm genuinely interested in this girl but I don't even know if she likes me or not. I'm afraid to ask and have it backfire on me.
I just wish that she lets down her wall and sees what I'm doing, that I'm gong out of my way to take her on dates and all these things; that I'm putting myself out there (my true self) and I'm really hoping she sees that I'm really interested in her. Idk if I should give up or not because her wall is so damn high but I really dont want to, as I find something special about her and I want to keep trying and hopefully succeed.
Any tips, PALs? I've never dealt with this before.
I'm really bad at reading girls. Real terrible.

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tell her you understand that she's never felt the need to have boyfriends in the past and that you like that about her. let her know you enjoyed the dates you've been on and that you would like to hang out more if shes interested. the ball is in her court from there and she'll let you what she's thinking and go from there

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Do you feel like the fact that you have been on a few dates suggests that she is interested in you?  Did it feel like she was letting on that she might be ready for a boyfriend when she mentioned that she has never had one? 

I think the fact that she accepted a date with you on Valentines Day says something about her intentions and feelings.  If I were in your position I would ask her out again and if she said yes tell her how you feel on the date.

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Girls that don't "date", in my experience, treat one ultra-deluxe proper upon copulating.

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This. Just go for it dude. Kiss her, she's waiting for it. From my experiences, girls don't take charge, they want you to. Let her know you like her, if she says she likes you back, just go for a kiss. If you've been out a bunch of time and she went out with you on valentines day and she denies you now, she's not going to change her mind after a few more dates. You don't have to ask her to be your girlfriend, but put it out there that you want to be more than just friends. If it doesn't go as planned, move on. The longer you wait, the more bummed you're going to be if it doesn't work out.

I love you guys. I just need to man the fuck up.
I will keep y'all updated this week.
Better to say "I wish I didn't do that" instead of saying "I wish I could have done that".

[Made In China]

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So I've been talking to this girl for a good while now, gone on a few dates and whatnot.
Last date we had was Valentine's Day, and it went pretty well I think. We haven't kissed or anything, nor have done the whole "arm around her" thing that most guys love to do, I feel like this girl would just get scared of that and back off.
So that date, I found out she's never had a boyfriend (she's going to be 21 on Monday). She has said she's never felt the need to have a boyfriend as she has always been busy with school and jobs and all that. Now ever since she told me that, that scared me off. Now I know she has a really high wall and I really wanna find a way to bring it down.
I'm genuinely interested in this girl but I don't even know if she likes me or not. I'm afraid to ask and have it backfire on me.
I just wish that she lets down her wall and sees what I'm doing, that I'm gong out of my way to take her on dates and all these things; that I'm putting myself out there (my true self) and I'm really hoping she sees that I'm really interested in her. Idk if I should give up or not because her wall is so damn high but I really dont want to, as I find something special about her and I want to keep trying and hopefully succeed.
Any tips, PALs? I've never dealt with this before.
I'm really bad at reading girls. Real terrible.

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tell her you understand that she's never felt the need to have boyfriends in the past and that you like that about her. let her know you enjoyed the dates you've been on and that you would like to hang out more if shes interested. the ball is in her court from there and she'll let you what she's thinking and go from there

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Do you feel like the fact that you have been on a few dates suggests that she is interested in you??  Did it feel like she was letting on that she might be ready for a boyfriend when she mentioned that she has never had one?? 

I think the fact that she accepted a date with you on Valentines Day says something about her intentions and feelings.?  If I were in your position I would ask her out again and if she said yes tell her how you feel on the date.

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Girls that don't "date", in my experience, treat one ultra-deluxe proper upon copulating.

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This. Just go for it dude. Kiss her, she's waiting for it. From my experiences, girls don't take charge, they want you to. Let her know you like her, if she says she likes you back, just go for a kiss. If you've been out a bunch of time and she went out with you on valentines day and she denies you now, she's not going to change her mind after a few more dates. You don't have to ask her to be your girlfriend, but put it out there that you want to be more than just friends. If it doesn't go as planned, move on. The longer you wait, the more bummed you're going to be if it doesn't work out.

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I love you guys. I just need to man the fuck up.
I will keep y'all updated this week.
Better to say "I wish I didn't do that" instead of saying "I wish I could have done that".

I've been trying to live my life by that these last couple of months. I bought a guitar and plan to take lessons soon and I joined the slam poetry club at school.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

wow youre turning into sgt pepper right before my eyes

[ThugWaffle]

Sometimes my butt itches after I jack off. It's odd.

[tobey]

well i just got hit with horrible news. My dog who i had for 10 years died today because she had a rare type of cancer that spread through out her body very fast and had to be put down and my cat who i had since i was born died today because she was 21 or 22 years old and her body just gave up, she also had to be put down. I loved them both and this is probably the worst day because not only one of my pets died today but two did. All i want to do now is just drink and black out.

[Joust Ostrich]

Worst.  Sorry tobey. 

[tobey]

Thanks man it means alot. I have been crying every time i smoke a cigarette because i past by the couch she always slept on, she was my bestfriend. When i was 14 and had really bad anxiety i couldn't leave the house so i would just sit inside all day and watch tv with her. Also a couple of days when i didn't go to school i would bring her to the park right down the street from me cause they had a tennis court with a bench in it so i would just lock the gate and she would just run around with me while i skated. She had another few good years left in her but the cancer just spread way to fast.

[arthurspooner]

i have a huge crush on my best friends girlfriend.

[ice nine]

^ don't do it. I did similar thing (a year after they broke up) and now I have no contact with either of them, and my life is kinda ruined. it's not worth it in the slightest.

stay up tobey

[SodaJerk]

well i just got hit with horrible news. My dog who i had for 10 years died today because she had a rare type of cancer that spread through out her body very fast and had to be put down and my cat who i had since i was born died today because she was 21 or 22 years old and her body just gave up, she also had to be put down. I loved them both and this is probably the worst day because not only one of my pets died today but two did. All i want to do now is just drink and black out.

That's rough man. Dogs are the best people and losing pets sucks. 22 years is a hell of a stretch for a cat.

[ThugWaffle]

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well i just got hit with horrible news. My dog who i had for 10 years died today because she had a rare type of cancer that spread through out her body very fast and had to be put down and my cat who i had since i was born died today because she was 21 or 22 years old and her body just gave up, she also had to be put down. I loved them both and this is probably the worst day because not only one of my pets died today but two did. All i want to do now is just drink and black out.

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That's rough man. Dogs are the best people and losing pets sucks. 22 years is a hell of a stretch for a cat.

My dog went missing/stolen and it was one of the worst days ever.

[ThugWaffle]

Yesterday I was in a rush and shook my dick super vigorously after I pissed. I felt a drop of piss hit me straight in the eyeball.

Is it just me or it doesn't matter how much you shake, you're still going to get piss in your boxers when you put it back.

[shitsandwich]

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Yesterday I was in a rush and shook my dick super vigorously after I pissed. I felt a drop of piss hit me straight in the eyeball.

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Is it just me or it doesn't matter how much you shake, you're still going to get piss in your boxers when you put it back.

the worst is when you have some tan color pants and you can see the drips

[pinche gringo]

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I'm colorblind.

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Apparently colourblindness is common amongst the male species. Some more extreme than others but most men have trouble with certin color distinctions.

I am too. Red/green. If my wife isn't with me I have to ask store employees what color things are if they are borderline colors.

[tobey]

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well i just got hit with horrible news. My dog who i had for 10 years died today because she had a rare type of cancer that spread through out her body very fast and had to be put down and my cat who i had since i was born died today because she was 21 or 22 years old and her body just gave up, she also had to be put down. I loved them both and this is probably the worst day because not only one of my pets died today but two did. All i want to do now is just drink and black out.

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That's rough man. Dogs are the best people and losing pets sucks. 22 years is a hell of a stretch for a cat.

Yeah i know i was lucky enough to have her all my life, i was preparing her death when she was 19 because she got super skinny and would just stay in one room and not leave. Than the last week she stopped eating all together but my dog just went in cause she had a bump on her toe and it turned out she had cancer and that's why she had lumps all over her body (the vet told us before it was fatty tissue). So my dog getting put down was a huge surprise for me and my family.

[arthurspooner]

^ don't do it. I did similar thing (a year after they broke up) and now I have no contact with either of them, and my life is kinda ruined. it's not worth it in the slightest.

stay up tobey

oh, i know man. im definitely not going to do anything. its just such a bummer

[ThugWaffle]

I can't skate in crowded places and it's fucking me up cause I can't control people to not look at me while skating.

[Mundungus]

I follow several instagrams dedicated to a dog.

[ROCKxADIO420]

lol which dog

[ice nine]

u did not lol rite thre

[BraveUlysses]

I don't find seinfeld funny at all. I tried to watch it multiple times but the characters are irritating as fuck to me. I love Curb on the other hand tho. I think shows like Curb and It's Always Sunny took what seinfeld had and made it 10x better.

[dillanharp]

lol which dog

If you don't follow @mr_sneaky_the_goldendoodle you're fucking up.

[paraquat]

I don't find seinfeld funny at all. I tried to watch it multiple times but the characters are irritating as fuck to me. I love Curb on the other hand tho. I think shows like Curb and It's Always Sunny took what seinfeld had and made it 10x better.

^^^ signs you were born after 1988.

[the snake]

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I don't find seinfeld funny at all. I tried to watch it multiple times but the characters are irritating as fuck to me. I love Curb on the other hand tho. I think shows like Curb and It's Always Sunny took what seinfeld had and made it 10x better.

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^^^ signs you were born after 1988.

i don't like seinfield either, and i was born in 1977, so what am i ? regular ?

[dirtyweemidden]

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I don't find seinfeld funny at all. I tried to watch it multiple times but the characters are irritating as fuck to me. I love Curb on the other hand tho. I think shows like Curb and It's Always Sunny took what seinfeld had and made it 10x better.

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^^^ signs you were born after 1988.

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i don't like seinfield either, and i was born in 1977, so what am i ? regular ?

you is old son.

[SodaJerk]

I don't find seinfeld funny at all. I tried to watch it multiple times but the characters are irritating as fuck to me. I love Curb on the other hand tho. I think shows like Curb and It's Always Sunny took what seinfeld had and made it 10x better.

It just hasn't aged well.

[L33Tg33k]

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I don't find seinfeld funny at all. I tried to watch it multiple times but the characters are irritating as fuck to me. I love Curb on the other hand tho. I think shows like Curb and It's Always Sunny took what seinfeld had and made it 10x better.

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^^^ signs you were born after 1988.

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i don't like seinfield either, and i was born in 1977, so what am i ? regular ?

I'm with you guys. I was born in '88. I mean, I can definitely watch the show and understand it's appeal, but it was never funny like everybody makes it out to be. The gags were just not that good. I definitely see the Seinfeld in It's Always Sunny too. A group of despicable friends getting into weird situations and often times getting their comeuppance in the face of the trope of main characters always getting off scott free. I just find Sunny's jokes much funnier. It very well maybe that it just hasn't aged well like Soda says. People will probably say the same thing of Sunny in the future.