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[givecigstosurfgroms]

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    (Preface; thought this was the awkward sexual thread but its still confessional)  Not sexual but ya know when meet girls you dont know very well and ur saying ur good byes and they come in for the hug i just say "can we skip it?" Hugging strangers kinda sucks. I feel like im giving my energy out that i need for myself.  Ill kiss a girl i dont know (cause that leads to somthing and because its sweet) but i can miss these pointless hugs.  Same with all dude hugs in general. - i dont hate it but its void of any authentic feeling of affection for me.  -just motions.

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I feel you on this. I barely hug my family. We weren't affectionate when I was growing up, so I come off as a bit cold to people, and I definitely don't like being touched by strangers or people who I don't know well. It sort of backfired on me a few months ago when my wife and I were out with some of her coworkers. One of them came up to me when I wasn't paying attention and tried to hug me and say hi and I totally winced and backed away because I wasn't ready for a hug from a stranger. She looked at me like "what the fuck is wrong with you?" I was able to play it off and now I make a big stupid deal to give her a hug every time I see her, but it all could've been avoided if people would just keep their damn hands to theirselves.

My wife is the opposite and gives everyone hugs. I always hate that moment when she finishes with someone and I have to give them the look of "we doing this too?" when I'd rather just not.

  You're the man (AND at the end of the day, pragmatic) to accomodate ur wifes buds and to smooth it out.  Thats unselfish.  She shouldnt have cursed at you but to be big like you were in a situation like that is not my forte and i can only aspire.

[SneakySecrets]

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    (Preface; thought this was the awkward sexual thread but its still confessional)  Not sexual but ya know when meet girls you dont know very well and ur saying ur good byes and they come in for the hug i just say "can we skip it?" Hugging strangers kinda sucks. I feel like im giving my energy out that i need for myself.  Ill kiss a girl i dont know (cause that leads to somthing and because its sweet) but i can miss these pointless hugs.  Same with all dude hugs in general. - i dont hate it but its void of any authentic feeling of affection for me.  -just motions.

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I feel you on this. I barely hug my family. We weren't affectionate when I was growing up, so I come off as a bit cold to people, and I definitely don't like being touched by strangers or people who I don't know well. It sort of backfired on me a few months ago when my wife and I were out with some of her coworkers. One of them came up to me when I wasn't paying attention and tried to hug me and say hi and I totally winced and backed away because I wasn't ready for a hug from a stranger. She looked at me like "what the fuck is wrong with you?" I was able to play it off and now I make a big stupid deal to give her a hug every time I see her, but it all could've been avoided if people would just keep their damn hands to theirselves.

My wife is the opposite and gives everyone hugs. I always hate that moment when she finishes with someone and I have to give them the look of "we doing this too?" when I'd rather just not.

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  You're the man (AND at the end of the day, pragmatic) to accomodate ur wifes buds and to smooth it out.  Thats unselfish.  She shouldnt have cursed at you but to be big like you were in a situation like that is not my forte and i can only aspire.

The first time I ever had to do that air-kiss-on-both-cheeks thing, I panicked and accidentally planted a big, wet kiss on this woman’s cheek, even making an audible smack as I pulled away.  To make it even worse, it was in front of a bunch of people, haha.  That was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life.

[iKobrakai]

Fuck human contact.

[Mark Renton]

I’m never content with what I have going on my way and I always get depressed about future.
I’m scared this is going to hit me hard when I’ll be old. I can’t fully enjoy anything really.

[feedmeseymour]

I want to go to a furry convention.

I went to one to shoot photos 8 years ago (only a town away and too weird to pass up), I put on a nice shirt and had a camera and walked in for free. Shit was bizarre.

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[Complements4U]

There's zero chance you didn't guide the conversation to this moment so you could share your furry convention photos. Dude are you a furry? I didn't mean no disrespect you just aren't a real bear but still an absolute L A D of a human being so its all good. I recommend not shooting furries in hd though that level of detail is supposed to be contained in whatever banquet hall they rented out for that shit.

[chris gentryfied]

why do people hate furries, because it's a slippery slope to bestiality?
i thought it was harmless but people seem dead against it.

[feedmeseymour]

There's zero chance you didn't guide the conversation to this moment so you could share your furry convention photos. Dude are you a furry? I didn't mean no disrespect you just aren't a real bear but still an absolute L A D of a human being so its all good. I recommend not shooting furries in hd though that level of detail is supposed to be contained in whatever banquet hall they rented out for that shit.

hahah no i didnt guide this convo on purpose and im not a furry, but thats a great photoshop.

many years ago my friend came out to me and the rest of our group of friends that he was a furry (then again a few years later that he was gay).

i think it was halloween and he wanted to go to this thing because he had never been to a furry convention. he took acid and asked me for a ride and i figured i would just go and take some pics. pretty much a bunch of people in dog piles and just like rolling around all over each other.

imagine seeing this shit while tripping?

[Complements4U]

That would actually be really fun on acid that walrus man probably had alot of deep mystical knowledge.

[JB]

i never got the furry thing. is it even a sexual thing, because it doesn't seem that way to me. just seems like a bunch of dorks who like stupid costumes getting together. not my idea of fun, but if thats you, do your thing.

[Complements4U]

i never got the furry thing. is it even a sexual thing, because it doesn't seem that way to me. just seems like a bunch of dorks who like stupid costumes getting together. not my idea of fun, but if thats you, do your thing.

Bro. You have definitely not done the most basic amount of research Iggy pop. Just google image "furry art" and you'll know if it's Sexual.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

I’m never content with what I have going on my way and I always get depressed about future.
I’m scared this is going to hit me hard when I’ll be old. I can’t fully enjoy anything really.

I think when that gravity of death pangs start happening when youre getting more and more over the hill is a completely different vibe.  More just terrifying past your core into your soul.

[silhouette]

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I want to go to a furry convention.

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I'd go with you it would be the best day of my life hangin out with a cool dude like you

[Complements4U]

Don't be mean to me bro you have a plus 333 rep you already have it all in life what more can you gain.

[feedmeseymour]

Don't be mean to me bro you have a plus 333 rep you already have it all in life what more can you gain.

I wish you didn’t delete your post where you were giving the opposite of compliments to furries. That was funny.

[element4life]

furries have always struck me as child predators

[Complements4U]

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Don't be mean to me bro you have a plus 333 rep you already have it all in life what more can you gain.

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I wish you didn’t delete your post where you were giving the opposite of compliments to furries. That was funny.

I don't compliment furries but I could compliment an individual.

[SneakySecrets]

I sometimes lay in bed at night and think about what animal I would be if I were a furry.  It’s actually kind of fun.

[Complements4U]

I sometimes lay in bed at night and think about what animal I would be if I were a furry.  It’s actually kind of fun.

I'd choose a bear. He'd have a tiny head but a really friendly personality and the best smile in any room. What would you pick?

[Painted Baby]

Probably just like a really slutty dog.

[Complements4U]

Probably just like a really slutty dog.

You would do great if you really wanted that, just like everything else you set your mind on in life. I admire that.

[beatifk]

being a furry just sounds really hot to me...

like very warm temperature-wise.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

being a furry just sounds really hot to me...

like very warm temperature-wise.

  I love when a girls sweatin her hole off, ya know?  Sex in 'the van' on a hot day ha.

[silhouette]

Don't be mean to me bro you have a plus 333 rep you already have it all in life what more can you gain.

Aw come on, that was a soft little jab and it's a good song. Not to lump you in with other people (I quite enjoy your shtick on here) but in general, I don't get why most of the generation of posters you belong to seems to care so much about a fictional number on a computer screen going up and down, as a whole it's been getting ridiculous. As insignicant as it really is, 'PAL status' used to be something one would eventually indirectly achieve after years of sharing interesting anecdotes, rare videos / mags and cultural tidbits; to an extent it was also a sign that they might be posting on here a little bit too much. Now SLAP has gotten full waves of members achieving it in a few weeks never contributing anything to the boards but their little shitty, disconnected commentary no one cares about in every fucking thread, or gratuitous snide remarks to other members in an attempt to look alpha on a website with a Skatesupply Distribution background complete with Element flatbars, cartoon renditions of Torey Pudwill and Hard Luck rider pads; fucking gets me. Also funnily enough, none of those posters ever post footage or discuss skating in depth, so they might as well not even be actual skateboarders; it's confusing.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

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Don't be mean to me bro you have a plus 333 rep you already have it all in life what more can you gain.

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Aw come on, that was a soft little jab and it's a good song. Not to lump you in with other people (I quite enjoy your shtick on here) but in general, I don't get why most of the generation of posters you belong to seems to care so much about a fictional number on a computer screen going up and down, as a whole it's been getting ridiculous. As insignicant as it really is, 'PAL status' used to be something one would eventually indirectly achieve after years of sharing interesting anecdotes, rare videos / mags and cultural tidbits; to an extent it was also a sign that they might be posting on here a little bit too much. Now SLAP has gotten full waves of members achieving it in a few weeks never contributing anything to the boards but their little shitty, disconnected commentary no one cares about in every fucking thread, or gratuitous snide remarks to other members in an attempt to look alpha on a website with a Skatesupply Distribution background complete with Element flatbars, cartoon renditions of Torey Pudwill and Hard Luck rider pads; fucking gets me. Also funnily enough, none of those posters ever post footage or discuss skating in depth, so they might as well not even be actual skateboarders; it's confusing.

  Easy to say that about reps tho when ur up.  My rep bums me out. 
  Hey  recently i wrote a nasty response to a post of urs but then i realized it was sillowet and i panicked knowing that ur posts are sincere and that it wasnt someone being a dick.  I edited it.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

Don't be mean to me bro you have a plus 333 rep you already have it all in life what more can you gain.

  I laughed.

[silhouette]

  Easy to say that about reps tho when ur up.  My rep bums me out. 
  Hey  recently i wrote a nasty response to a post of urs but then i realized it was sillowet and i panicked knowing that ur posts are sincere and that it wasnt someone being a dick.  I edited it.

I don't think you should get emotionally invested in a number that really doesn't represent shit. If anything it's a representation of your persona on here but not of your actual person, people go nuts on that system for an infinity of crazy reasons that belongs to them. I think whoever starts worrying about rep too much should just take a SLAP break for their own sanity, craving validation from complete strangers sounds a bit dangerous. If anything, at the end of the day you're still posting despite online 'reception' which is a display of authenticity and persistence, both considerable values to me.

Also please don't hesitate to call me out on my shit whenever you feel like it. I'm just as faillible as the next guy.

My real confession is that today I wore not just one but two shoelace belts simultaneously, throughout the whole day without even noticing till time came to hit the shower. I was wearing baggy shit so I don't think anybody else noticed either, one is embarrassing enough.

[JB]

My real confession is that today I wore not just one but two shoelace belts simultaneously, throughout the whole day without even noticing till time came to hit the shower. I was wearing baggy shit so I don't think anybody else noticed either, one is embarrassing enough.

i accidentally wore two different shoes ones and didn't notice until i got to class, 30 miles away from home. lots of people noticed and it was very embarrassing.

they weren't even similar shoes. one was a green bruin and the other was like a burgundy supra tom penny hightop. 

[Francis Xavier]

Bro. You have definitely not done the most basic amount of research Iggy pop.

Fuck this made me laugh.

I found out yesterday afternoon that I had put on my boxer briefs inside out and just left it as is.

I also really want to skate, but my collarbone just about healed and I know I will slam and rebreak that fucker

[Painted Baby]

I also really want to skate, but my collarbone just about healed and I know I will slam and rebreak that fucker

How long has it been? Did it heal clean or jagged?