real confessions

[iKobrakai]

Whenever someone brings up the movie Clueless and talks about the babes but doesn't mention Stacy Dash, I just assume they are racist.

Don't worry. Plenty of jack off to sistas.

[beatifk]

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Whenever someone brings up the movie Clueless and talks about the babes but doesn't mention Stacy Dash, I just assume they are racist.

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My bad bro, she is hot as fuck. No fucking doubt. Of course she is another reason to watch. I think she went on a super conservative Fox news angle though and threw me for a loop.

Yeah, she's some right-wing nut and she was also recently arrested for scratching the shit out of her fourth (?) husband. And she lives in Florida. Hard pass.

Alicia Silverstone may be a slightly annoying vegan and Britany Murphy may be a deceased drug addict, but those are 2 of my "types", often times combined into one person, so... it works.

That teacher that they try to set up with the other teacher is pretty cute though. They take off her glasses (like every other teen movie in the 90s) and wipe the lipstick off her teeth and she's ready to fuck.

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just realized my porn history is racist

[Audrey II]

just realized my porn history is racist

if youve ever watched Riley Reid id say youre in the clear

[L33Tg33k]

just realized my porn history is racist

Obvi. I've seen your search history. It's all Latina midgets. Do you hate Asian midgets or something?

I don't know how much of a confession this is as I'm not embarrassed about it at all but, I love The Great British Bake Off. It's the most heartfelt competition show that I've ever seen. All the bakers are super likable people. I'm always taken aback by how cute (and I mean that in the most literal sense) some of the contestants are in season 6. There's s person named Kim-Joy for christ's sake. And then there are two beautiful women among the contestants as well. Ruby is unbelievably gorgeous and it irrationally makes me kind of angry when abnormally attractive people are also highly skilled. Honestly every time she's on the screen I can't help but say, "beautiful!", in my head. Whatever, I have problems. Check the show if you want something to watch passively while you're doing something else.

[os89]

Well since I had no beer, I mixed vodka, a "pacific cooler" capri sun, and a splash of seltzer. It was actually not that bad...

I felt like Archer trying to make some shitty drink out of whatever I had around. I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. God damn it

[Francis Xavier]

Well since I had no beer, I mixed vodka, a "pacific cooler" capri sun, and a splash of seltzer. It was actually not that bad...

I felt like Archer trying to make some shitty drink out of whatever I had around. I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. God damn it

Been there,nothing wrong with mixing whatever you got..DANGER ZONE!

[arrbee]

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Well since I had no beer, I mixed vodka, a "pacific cooler" capri sun, and a splash of seltzer. It was actually not that bad...

I felt like Archer trying to make some shitty drink out of whatever I had around. I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. God damn it

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Been there,nothing wrong with mixing whatever you got..DANGER ZONE!

I do this shit all the time. Orange flavored vodka bloody mary, fuck it why not.

Tequila with lime seltzer for the whitest version of a marg possible

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I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. God damn it

alcoholics don’t make drinks like that

[os89]

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Well since I had no beer, I mixed vodka, a "pacific cooler" capri sun, and a splash of seltzer. It was actually not that bad...

I felt like Archer trying to make some shitty drink out of whatever I had around. I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. God damn it

[close]

Been there,nothing wrong with mixing whatever you got..DANGER ZONE!

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I do this shit all the time. Orange flavored vodka bloody mary, fuck it why not.

Tequila with lime seltzer for the whitest version of a marg possible

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I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. God damn it

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alcoholics don’t make drinks like that

Haha well hell, good to know, thanks guys! Just got the call I'm of work tonight anyway. Wonder what else is in the fridge.

[LordManHammer]

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I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. God damn it

[close]

alcoholics don’t make drinks like that

I mean I've been there drinking Listorine to catch a buzz and holy shit ughhhh fuck that gives me heartburn talking about it.

[landedprimo]

I've always been intrigued slightly turned on by the thought of quad amputee porn.

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

I've always been intrigued slightly turned on shocked and amazed at the level of depravity one must possess to conjure up the thought of quad amputee porn.

But, in consideration of all the amputees out there living life to the fullest, despite their missing limbs, someone tell me why the hell this SHOULDN'T be a category on Xhamster.

[landedprimo]

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I've always been intrigued slightly turned on shocked and amazed at the level of depravity one must possess to conjure up the thought of quad amputee porn.

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But, in consideration of all the amputees out there living life to the fullest, despite their missing limbs, someone tell me why the hell this SHOULDN'T be a category on Xhamster.

Nice edit. Amputees need love too.

[iKobrakai]

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I've always been intrigued slightly turned on shocked and amazed at the level of depravity one must possess to conjure up the thought of quad amputee porn.

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But, in consideration of all the amputees out there living life to the fullest, despite their missing limbs, someone tell me why the hell this SHOULDN'T be a category on Xhamster.

What is even "living life to the fullest"? Feels like I'm pissing my life away...

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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I've always been intrigued slightly turned on shocked and amazed at the level of depravity one must possess to conjure up the thought of quad amputee porn.

[close]

But, in consideration of all the amputees out there living life to the fullest, despite their missing limbs, someone tell me why the hell this SHOULDN'T be a category on Xhamster.

[close]

What even is is even"living life to the fullest"? Feels like I'm pissing my life away...

Well son, that is a question that every man must answer for himself.  However, I do believe that locating a quad amputee, having sex with them ON camera and posting it on Xhamster.com MAY be a step in the right direction for you.

Who knows, maybe one day you're the "sweep the leg, Johnny" guy and the next, you're the Ron Jeremy of Quadriplegic/ Amputee Porn, catering to a very "niche" market.  We'll see if you're pissing your life away then, buddy.

Give it a shot.  What have you got to lose at this point?

[iKobrakai]

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I've always been intrigued slightly turned on shocked and amazed at the level of depravity one must possess to conjure up the thought of quad amputee porn.

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But, in consideration of all the amputees out there living life to the fullest, despite their missing limbs, someone tell me why the hell this SHOULDN'T be a category on Xhamster.

[close]

What even is is even"living life to the fullest"? Feels like I'm pissing my life away...

[close]

Well son, that is a question that every man must answer for himself.  However, I do believe that locating a quad amputee, having sex with them ON camera and posting it on Xhamster.com MAY be a step in the right direction for you.

Who knows, maybe one day you're the "sweep the leg, Johnny" guy and the next, you're the Ron Jeremy of Quadriplegic/ Amputee Porn, catering to a very "niche" market.  We'll see if you're pissing your life away then, buddy.

Give it a shot.  What have you got to lose at this point?

Bro... I was thinking of getting my ass to Japan, they seem to have a shortage of dudes for pr0n. I look way better than all those dudes, my cock is way bigger, half-white, taller than them.

You game, bro? Let's go!

[Pho King Hung Lo Mein]

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I've always been intrigued slightly turned on shocked and amazed at the level of depravity one must possess to conjure up the thought of quad amputee porn.

[close]

But, in consideration of all the amputees out there living life to the fullest, despite their missing limbs, someone tell me why the hell this SHOULDN'T be a category on Xhamster.

[close]

What even is is even"living life to the fullest"? Feels like I'm pissing my life away...

[close]

Well son, that is a question that every man must answer for himself.  However, I do believe that locating a quad amputee, having sex with them ON camera and posting it on Xhamster.com MAY be a step in the right direction for you.

Who knows, maybe one day you're the "sweep the leg, Johnny" guy and the next, you're the Ron Jeremy of Quadriplegic/ Amputee Porn, catering to a very "niche" market.  We'll see if you're pissing your life away then, buddy.

Give it a shot.  What have you got to lose at this point?

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Bro... I was thinking of getting my ass to Japan, they seem to have a shortage of dudes for pr0n. I look way better than all those dudes, my cock is way bigger, half-white, taller than them.

You game, bro? Let's go!

Listen Stallion, I think you're missing the bigger picture, here.  This is a matter of "extremities", in more than one sense of the word.

EVERYBODY is doing the "lanky, half-white, pretty boy, "thinks" he's packing a baby elephant trunk, humping some tiny asian balloon knot", thing.  The market is completely saturated. 

I'm encouraging you to go a different direction and "corner the market" on this particular "niche".  Think of yourself as the "Duke Brothers", simply substituting Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice, for Quadamp Porn.

 I'm just feeding you the crop report here, Bud.  Now it's up to you to hit the trading floor and run with this thing.  Stay Focused out there, Pal.

[iKobrakai]

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I've always been intrigued slightly turned on shocked and amazed at the level of depravity one must possess to conjure up the thought of quad amputee porn.

[close]

But, in consideration of all the amputees out there living life to the fullest, despite their missing limbs, someone tell me why the hell this SHOULDN'T be a category on Xhamster.

[close]

What even is is even"living life to the fullest"? Feels like I'm pissing my life away...

[close]

Well son, that is a question that every man must answer for himself.  However, I do believe that locating a quad amputee, having sex with them ON camera and posting it on Xhamster.com MAY be a step in the right direction for you.

Who knows, maybe one day you're the "sweep the leg, Johnny" guy and the next, you're the Ron Jeremy of Quadriplegic/ Amputee Porn, catering to a very "niche" market.  We'll see if you're pissing your life away then, buddy.

Give it a shot.  What have you got to lose at this point?

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Bro... I was thinking of getting my ass to Japan, they seem to have a shortage of dudes for pr0n. I look way better than all those dudes, my cock is way bigger, half-white, taller than them.

You game, bro? Let's go!

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Listen Stallion, I think you're missing the bigger picture, here.  This is a matter of "extremities", in more than one sense of the word.

EVERYBODY is doing the "lanky, half-white, pretty boy, "thinks" he's packing a baby elephant trunk, humping some tiny asian balloon knot", thing.  The market is completely saturated. 

I'm encouraging you to go a different direction and "corner the market" on this particular "niche".  Think of yourself as the "Duke Brothers", simply substituting Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice, for Quadamp Porn.

 I'm just feeding you the crop report here, Bud.  Now it's up to you to hit the trading floor and run with this thing.  Stay Focused out there, Pal.

Bro, I hear you. I'll bang a something repulsive, like a Crossfit chick, and send you the pics.

[blurst_of_times]

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just realized my porn history is racist

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Obvi. I've seen your search history. It's all Latina midgets. Do you hate Asian midgets or something?

I don't know how much of a confession this is as I'm not embarrassed about it at all but, I love The Great British Bake Off. It's the most heartfelt competition show that I've ever seen. All the bakers are super likable people. I'm always taken aback by how cute (and I mean that in the most literal sense) some of the contestants are in season 6. There's s person named Kim-Joy for christ's sake. And then there are two beautiful women among the contestants as well. Ruby is unbelievably gorgeous and it irrationally makes me kind of angry when abnormally attractive people are also highly skilled. Honestly every time she's on the screen I can't help but say, "beautiful!", in my head. Whatever, I have problems. Check the show if you want something to watch passively while you're doing something else.

My girlfriend loves GBBO so I started watching it with her, and now I love it. I agree with you, it's such a wholesome and wonderful show. I watch it when I need an escape from the insanity that is American life right now... so, as often as I can

[What a find]

Was going to bring up blind chicks gone wild but I'm kind of stump'd by the last topic

[NORTHBYMIDWEST]

I just turned off Wi-Fi on my phone so I can google "blind chicks gone wild" at work.

[mynameisnotjeff]

I just turned off Wi-Fi on my phone so I can google "blind chicks gone wild" at work.

Anything good?
I cannot wait to see what you all come up with

[What a find]

Doesn't exist yet, but it's a prime opportunity for a dildo staff/walking stick

[LordManHammer]

Years ago I was in a gothy seedy place watching a band or two flirting with a cute thick goth chick, ended up hooking up with her while I was super drunk and she was my regular booty call for a bit but she had split hands syndrome.  One of the best handjobs I've ever gotten to this day.

[straight]

chris haslam is wack

[Dr-Feelgood]

chris haslam is wack

thems are fightin words

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chris haslam is wack

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thems are fightin words

watch round three and get back to me

[doublesteveburger]

so over this fucking life shit

[Francis Xavier]

so over this fucking life shit

Fuck that,keep on keeping on!