real confessions

[SneakySecrets]

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Also, I’m attracted to Ezra McCandless. 

Her cross-examination form.  Not her sentencing form.

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I’d like to Ezra Pound her if you get my drift.

Haha, I see what you did there.

Also, glad I’m not the only one

[Frank]

i wish it was socially acceptable to have the guy at the shop grip and set up my board. i am 30

i loved doing that so much when i worked at the shop, whenever my friend bought a deck he'd let me grip it just because i was way better at it than him haha. we used to have contests who was faster and maintained a clean grip job when we decided to build up completes, just have a race gripping decks. or gripping the owner's deck: suddenly, no one wants to do it, lol. i would never hate on anyone getting their board gripped. at the same time, i will always grip my board myself. i actually care less about fuckups when i do it myself, but i would be bummed if an employee left bubbles on.

[Grind King Rims]

i would never hate on anyone getting their board gripped. at the same time, i will always grip my board myself.

Says it all right here.

If you want to get your board gripped by the shop employee, go right ahead, he's probably really good at it.

Me? Oh, no, I'll grip it myself, thanks. I'm a grown man.

[Sila]

I still suck at gripping my board

[Banned from the room]

I jerked my dick with nair when I was young. I couldn't even bust a nut yet young.

I had the deep pits on my tip that left scars that look like Stars.

What a horrendous thing. I was too embarrassed to ask for help so I felt with it my self. Still hurts sometimes when morning wood is on so I think about it.

[Jagr]

always have the guy at the shop grip my board. i am 30.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I grip over my bolts, which is a confession in itself, so there is no way I’m allowing anyone else to grip my board!

[SneakySecrets]

I grip over my bolts, which is a confession in itself, so there is no way I’m allowing anyone else to grip my board!

You seem like a very nice person and I like you a lot, but I can’t wrap my head around why anyone would do this.  Maybe I’m not evolved enough to get it.

[Frank]

I grip over my bolts, which is a confession in itself, so there is no way I’m allowing anyone else to grip my board!

respect, it takes a lot to confess on stuff like this on the internet.

[mynameisnotjeff]

I did grip over bolts once and if you don’t swap trucks and boards I see it being a thing.

As for my confession. My girlfriend wears an anklet. I’m used to seeing it in intimacy and it’s been over a month since. I’m not sure if I developed an ankle feting or my breaking has been trained to get excited when I see them.

[Grind King Rims]

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I grip over my bolts, which is a confession in itself, so there is no way I’m allowing anyone else to grip my board!

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You seem like a very nice person and I like you a lot, but I can’t wrap my head around why anyone would do this.  Maybe I’m not evolved enough to get it.

I could be wrong but I think Danny Garcia does this too? It's usually because they like the look of no bolts. I think D Gar said he used to get too into his own head about where his feet were in relation to the bolts when doing tricks. No bolts on the grip, no problem.

[Dwyck]

my friend told me that he never swapped his bushings, he would just get new trucks. And he's a smaller guy I guess but that was an absolutely insane thing for me to hear.

[mclovin1336]

my friend told me that he never swapped his bushings, he would just get new trucks. And he's a smaller guy I guess but that was an absolutely insane thing for me to hear.

i mean i have swapped my bushings, but almost never do this. just grind this shit down to the axle and then change the whole thing

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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I grip over my bolts, which is a confession in itself, so there is no way I’m allowing anyone else to grip my board!

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You seem like a very nice person and I like you a lot, but I can’t wrap my head around why anyone would do this.  Maybe I’m not evolved enough to get it.

more grip!
I poke hole in the bolts though so I can see where they are. I can't wrap my head around why people want less grip...

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I just got my first haemorrhoid at 42 years old, fucking hell...

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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I grip over my bolts, which is a confession in itself, so there is no way I’m allowing anyone else to grip my board!

[close]

You seem like a very nice person and I like you a lot, but I can’t wrap my head around why anyone would do this.  Maybe I’m not evolved enough to get it.

[close]

I could be wrong but I think Danny Garcia does this too? It's usually because they like the look of no bolts. I think D Gar said he used to get too into his own head about where his feet were in relation to the bolts when doing tricks. No bolts on the grip, no problem.

yeah, the thing is though that you can still see the outline of the bolts even if you countersink the fuck out of them.
That's another thing too, bolts countersunk into griptape look really ugly to me...
it's all about more grip and aesthetics, I'm honestly surprised more people don't do it; your board looks super clean!!!

[Frank]

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I grip over my bolts, which is a confession in itself, so there is no way I’m allowing anyone else to grip my board!

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You seem like a very nice person and I like you a lot, but I can’t wrap my head around why anyone would do this.  Maybe I’m not evolved enough to get it.

[close]

more grip!
I poke hole in the bolts though so I can see where they are. I can't wrap my head around why people want less grip...

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I just got my first haemorrhoid at 42 years old, fucking hell...

damn boieee,

thanks to fellow pals like gkr i got rid of my first case of haemo-problems real quick. first thing you should do is get wet wipes with chamomile. get some more fiber in your diet to soften your stool to have less stress. if it's really bad, get some tincture from the pharmacy. try to not irritate it anymore and if you take a shit don't press too much, or you might pop out another haemorrhoid. for me it took about 1-2 weeks and that painful knot receded back to normal.

if it's an internal one you might be able to just push it back in carefully. sounds fucked, but it's what's actually recommended if that's possible. also you have to figure out which one it is if you want to get tincture or balm for it. external is around your asshole, internal is... well it means it's hanging out of your anus.

also don't hang around on the shitter too long. i read that makes haemorrhoid problems more likely. try to finish quick.

[Grind King Rims]

Glad you're feeling better Frank.

To be honest I haven't had a hemmie issue in months but I still keep a pack of wipes in work. I'm tired of wiping my ass with sandpaper jessup.

[Frank]

Glad you're feeling better Frank.

To be honest I haven't had a hemmie issue in months but I still keep a pack of wipes in work. I'm tired of wiping my ass with sandpaper jessup.

thanks man, it was a pretty quick recovery thanks to yours and other pals tips.

[Dr-Feelgood]

im learning alot here.

quick haemorrhoid question, once you get one and the pain goes away, is it still there, always just chillin in your ass until another flare up or does it dispppear completely

[Frank]

im learning alot here.

quick haemorrhoid question, once you get one and the pain goes away, is it still there, always just chillin in your ass until another flare up or does it dispppear completely

haemorrhoids are a part of your asshole. they are just special bloodvesseltissue, everyone has them, but we talk about em as if they were a sickness when they flare up because you basically can't feel em or notice them when you're healthy. so yeah, they are always there, and if you didn't have them i think your sphincter control would be lacking or something. so you'd be leaking and shit. a flare up is like one of those vessels bagging out or the skin getting thin and irritated or the vessel being hurt and bleeding. so it's sort of a mix of skin/vascular problem. any issue with them is just called haemorrhoid in common language. but there's a range of issues you can have. usually if you don't let the issue persist they go back to normal again. if they become really bad(i.e. constant bleeding out of your ass) and stay permanently you might have to get that tissue removed somehow. if you have a bigger lump though that persists you still want to make sure it's not an anal cyst or tumor though.

so healthy haemmorrhoids are basically always chilling in your ass, unhealthy haemmorrhoids are the ones we talk about when we talk about haemmorhoids at all.

[lazer69]

Im stressed, depressed, numb,and angry at the same time. My dads in the hospital. Docs saw fluid in his lungs, was sent to hospital and scheduled for a procedure. I think his complications stem from being overweight and the old age of 70. I talked with him few days ago. He seemed okay. I learned that he was supposed to have a heart procedure today, but they couldn't go through with it because after anesthesia was administered blood pressure dropped too low, and he was taken to ICU. My family is praying.

I don't know how others have, but I cant handle loss. I've been living on my own for years but I'm still not where I want to be in life. I want to become more and show him.

[Frank]

wish your dad the best and hope he recovers and gets his heart fixed up. had the exact same thing happen to my dad two years ago. hang in there. shalom

[mynameisnotjeff]

Sending positive vibes and hoping it goes well.

[matty_c]

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im learning alot here.

quick haemorrhoid question, once you get one and the pain goes away, is it still there, always just chillin in your ass until another flare up or does it dispppear completely

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haemorrhoids are a part of your asshole. they are just special bloodvesseltissue, everyone has them, but we talk about em as if they were a sickness when they flare up because you basically can't feel em or notice them when you're healthy. so yeah, they are always there, and if you didn't have them i think your sphincter control would be lacking or something. so you'd be leaking and shit. a flare up is like one of those vessels bagging out or the skin getting thin and irritated or the vessel being hurt and bleeding. so it's sort of a mix of skin/vascular problem. any issue with them is just called haemorrhoid in common language. but there's a range of issues you can have. usually if you don't let the issue persist they go back to normal again. if they become really bad(i.e. constant bleeding out of your ass) and stay permanently you might have to get that tissue removed somehow. if you have a bigger lump though that persists you still want to make sure it's not an anal cyst or tumor though.

so healthy haemmorrhoids are basically always chilling in your ass, unhealthy haemmorrhoids are the ones we talk about when we talk about haemmorhoids at all.

I fucking blew my arse out once just sitting on the bog on drugs for too long trying to shit something out that wasn’t there

I mean I never went to the doctor but I’m not stupid it’s gotta be one

Mine went back inside but I swear to god sometimes I do a good long fart and it feels like it scratches some itch, I reckon it’s the haemorrhoid vibrating or something
I fucking love that feeling, does anyone know what I’m talking about?

[Coastal Fever]

I’ve gone back and watched Reese Salken’s (wolf trap road) music videos on YouTube multiple times now.  His music is so dumb and bad it’s good.  Okay maybe not good, but catchy.

[Dwyck]

Frank really just opened my eyes about hemorrhoids

[Dr-Feelgood]

Frank really just opened my eyes about hemorrhoids

it changed my world, opened my eyes and rocked my world

[Frank]

Frank really just opened my eyes about hemorrhoids

this makes me happy.

now i have this idea to make a hemmorrhoid awareness rap for kids...

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Thanks for all the support guys/ gals, makes me feel slightly better about my current situation. It (the hemorrhoid) is defs external and while it’s slowly getting better I haven’t done anything with it yet, might get some cream for it tomorrow.

Yeah, sitting on the toilet for too long puts unnecessary pressure on your gnar button, and this whole working remotely and not moving as much due to the whole “new normal” is probably not helping either. I actually had my wife inspect it the other night which was another first for us... don’t have much pride left at this point!

Don’t you guys even dare start researching about how they surgically remove hemorrhoids, and defs don’t start investing what an anal fistula is...  fucking hell

I’m going to be all about butt health in 2021!!

[Grind King Rims]

My name is Frank and I'm here to say you should wipe your butt in a really cool way!

And so on.