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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1230 on: January 31, 2008, 10:27:02 AM »
naah man, that sequence is dope!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1231 on: January 31, 2008, 10:59:20 AM »
thanks man, spots gone.. im so bummed on it :(

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1232 on: January 31, 2008, 12:51:23 PM »
I'm 25 and my hair is thin, but not thinning, but I fear I may lose it overnight.
I have filmed 1 ful skatepark, when I was 22, and I used a modest mouse song for my part, looking back, that is the gayest shit ever!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1233 on: January 31, 2008, 06:50:24 PM »
I had a videopart and after seeing it I realized that I'd made use of fake steez....


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Me too, dude. I never think about it while I'm trying stuff, it just happens, then I watch the footage and get sad. And if it doesn't look fake, there just isn't any style at all.

I can't think of anyone horrible enough to compare it to, like just by watching my stuff you can tell skating's really hard for me.

It sucks having struggling/fake steeze  :'(

But aye, Ah Lee, that back lip sequence is sick, and it didn't seem Ronsonish, it just seampt like you sorta had to keep your shoulders turned that way to get that pop-back-over momentum.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1234 on: January 31, 2008, 10:22:43 PM »
ive typed like 5 different "confessions" about being unhappy with my "girlfriend" in the past few months but always delete them immediately because i feel guilty about it afterwards. what a pussy.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1235 on: February 01, 2008, 09:13:47 AM »
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I often cut my own hair
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me too, my shits all uneven

I just did it now and fucked it all up, worst feeling ever when you wish you had just left it alone

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1236 on: February 01, 2008, 10:19:49 AM »
i ignore beautiful girls that like me and then go home and bitch about myself not having a girlfriend
you fuckin' liar.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1237 on: February 01, 2008, 11:27:07 AM »
watching your own footage sucks sometimes, after someone pointing out that i looked lik ronson lambert with down syndrome, i can see it.

hahah
i am always stoked on my footage at first glance, but then when i watch it again i realize that i skate like a leaping sloth

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1238 on: February 01, 2008, 03:32:10 PM »
last time I got head was 4 months ago, and I was too stoned to get it up. I wanted to cry.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1239 on: February 01, 2008, 06:41:18 PM »
so the poor girl sucked your limp wiener?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1240 on: February 01, 2008, 06:45:26 PM »
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I had a videopart and after seeing it I realized that I'd made use of fake steez....


kook me!
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Me too, dude. I never think about it while I'm trying stuff, it just happens, then I watch the footage and get sad. And if it doesn't look fake, there just isn't any style at all.

I can't think of anyone horrible enough to compare it to, like just by watching my stuff you can tell skating's really hard for me.

It sucks having struggling/fake steeze  :'(

But aye, Ah Lee, that back lip sequence is sick, and it didn't seem Ronsonish, it just seampt like you sorta had to keep your shoulders turned that way to get that pop-back-over momentum.
no matter what, my style looks bad on footage
when i get a trick, i'll be psyched until i watch it. i get bummed on the way it looks every time, so i keep trying it. but every try looks just as bad as the others so i eventually give up and never capture the footage
also whenever old footage of me is playing in some old video, i walk out of the room and i don't come back until the video is over because i'm too embarrassed by my stuff

i also started to talk to my ex-kind of- girlfriend. i feel like a dweeb for doing it, but deep down i'm psyched
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1241 on: February 01, 2008, 07:23:23 PM »
so the poor girl sucked your limp wiener?


for like 15 minutes, and then she was like "Fuck this." and got up and left the room, and told everyone at the party about just went down.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1242 on: February 01, 2008, 08:58:18 PM »
ahaha brutal last time i got head it was the girls first time (wasn't bad) she was saying i don't know what to do tell me want you want i almost blew my load right there.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1243 on: February 01, 2008, 09:29:06 PM »
you should of dude, and not told her you were gonna, just to see the look on her face.........
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1244 on: February 02, 2008, 08:29:39 AM »
naah man, that sequence is dope!
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1245 on: February 02, 2008, 01:43:22 PM »
could you post that link again, Iīd like to see it with my own eyes!! watching my own footage always makes me realize that I really donīt do any special tricks at all...

gotta get your meter up first
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1246 on: February 03, 2008, 03:18:23 AM »
i miss my son so much! i cant sleep at night beacause i miss him so much, its the only depressing thing in life, one of my friend's is a tatoo artist and next week im getting a full sleve dedicated to my little man

i love you with all my heart leo, dad is fighting the good fight so that i can see you as much as i can!

i wish i had full custody of you. but i also know that your mommy loves you very much!

in this lifetime i will do all that i can to ensure that you dont make the same mistakes that i made.

you are always on my mind, i see your face were ever i go. i took a chunk of my loan money and put in a trust fund for you. you mean the wor;ld to me, there are times when my depression has left me to think suicidal thoughts, but beacause of you, i have the ultimate reason to live, im sorry that i could not be the man that your mom wanted to stay with, but i undrstand that she had to do what she had to do. but leo my son i will always be here for you, through thick and thin. you have your whol life ahead of you and i will do my bst to guide you in the right direction, i miss rocking you to slep and no matter how tired i was in the morning when i would wake and see your face i knew there was a love between us that is so strong that nothing could seprate us, your dad will always be here for you, i would give my life for you. when i find a house you will have the biggest bedroom in the house. because of you i will always hold your mommy in high regard, no matter what problems me and your mom have i will always love both of you unconditionally, there is no way that i could not, you are apart of me and she is apart of you, when your mom left me i said some mean things out of impulse but i nver wishd anything bad on you. you mean th world to me, i hope you still have the board that i dedicated to you, if not? i still have one saved just for you, even though i get depressed because its been 22 days sinc ive seen i still feel very happy because i know i will see you again. words could never explain how much you mean to me, i will always be here for you. i promise this.

i love you my little buddy!
« Last Edit: February 03, 2008, 03:57:02 AM by jayme.f »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1247 on: February 03, 2008, 03:34:51 AM »
I've realized who's style mine comes close to...

chris lambert

but without the skill
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1248 on: February 03, 2008, 04:53:23 AM »
i slay randoms just to say i got tang that night
or girls will wanna hang out and ill ditch to skate or sit in my house with friends

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1249 on: February 03, 2008, 08:48:56 AM »
i miss my son so much! i cant sleep at night beacause i miss him so much, its the only depressing thing in life, one of my friend's is a tatoo artist and next week im getting a full sleve dedicated to my little man

i love you with all my heart leo, dad is fighting the good fight so that i can see you as much as i can!

i wish i had full custody of you. but i also know that your mommy loves you very much!

in this lifetime i will do all that i can to ensure that you dont make the same mistakes that i made.

you are always on my mind, i see your face were ever i go. i took a chunk of my loan money and put in a trust fund for you. you mean the wor;ld to me, there are times when my depression has left me to think suicidal thoughts, but beacause of you, i have the ultimate reason to live, im sorry that i could not be the man that your mom wanted to stay with, but i undrstand that she had to do what she had to do. but leo my son i will always be here for you, through thick and thin. you have your whol life ahead of you and i will do my bst to guide you in the right direction, i miss rocking you to slep and no matter how tired i was in the morning when i would wake and see your face i knew there was a love between us that is so strong that nothing could seprate us, your dad will always be here for you, i would give my life for you. when i find a house you will have the biggest bedroom in the house. because of you i will always hold your mommy in high regard, no matter what problems me and your mom have i will always love both of you unconditionally, there is no way that i could not, you are apart of me and she is apart of you, when your mom left me i said some mean things out of impulse but i nver wishd anything bad on you. you mean th world to me, i hope you still have the board that i dedicated to you, if not? i still have one saved just for you, even though i get depressed because its been 22 days sinc ive seen i still feel very happy because i know i will see you again. words could never explain how much you mean to me, i will always be here for you. i promise this.

i love you my little buddy!


This post gave me a boner.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1250 on: February 03, 2008, 10:43:52 AM »
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i miss my son so much! i cant sleep at night beacause i miss him so much, its the only depressing thing in life, one of my friend's is a tatoo artist and next week im getting a full sleve dedicated to my little man

i love you with all my heart leo, dad is fighting the good fight so that i can see you as much as i can!

i wish i had full custody of you. but i also know that your mommy loves you very much!

in this lifetime i will do all that i can to ensure that you dont make the same mistakes that i made.

you are always on my mind, i see your face were ever i go. i took a chunk of my loan money and put in a trust fund for you. you mean the wor;ld to me, there are times when my depression has left me to think suicidal thoughts, but beacause of you, i have the ultimate reason to live, im sorry that i could not be the man that your mom wanted to stay with, but i undrstand that she had to do what she had to do. but leo my son i will always be here for you, through thick and thin. you have your whol life ahead of you and i will do my bst to guide you in the right direction, i miss rocking you to slep and no matter how tired i was in the morning when i would wake and see your face i knew there was a love between us that is so strong that nothing could seprate us, your dad will always be here for you, i would give my life for you. when i find a house you will have the biggest bedroom in the house. because of you i will always hold your mommy in high regard, no matter what problems me and your mom have i will always love both of you unconditionally, there is no way that i could not, you are apart of me and she is apart of you, when your mom left me i said some mean things out of impulse but i nver wishd anything bad on you. you mean th world to me, i hope you still have the board that i dedicated to you, if not? i still have one saved just for you, even though i get depressed because its been 22 days sinc ive seen i still feel very happy because i know i will see you again. words could never explain how much you mean to me, i will always be here for you. i promise this.

i love you my little buddy!

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This post gave me a boner.

creep.

But Jayme that was ill, you should print that out for him, unless he already has an account on SLAP (im assuming he does)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1251 on: February 03, 2008, 11:12:24 PM »
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i miss my son so much! i cant sleep at night beacause i miss him so much, its the only depressing thing in life, one of my friend's is a tatoo artist and next week im getting a full sleve dedicated to my little man

i love you with all my heart leo, dad is fighting the good fight so that i can see you as much as i can!

i wish i had full custody of you. but i also know that your mommy loves you very much!

in this lifetime i will do all that i can to ensure that you dont make the same mistakes that i made.

you are always on my mind, i see your face were ever i go. i took a chunk of my loan money and put in a trust fund for you. you mean the wor;ld to me, there are times when my depression has left me to think suicidal thoughts, but beacause of you, i have the ultimate reason to live, im sorry that i could not be the man that your mom wanted to stay with, but i undrstand that she had to do what she had to do. but leo my son i will always be here for you, through thick and thin. you have your whol life ahead of you and i will do my bst to guide you in the right direction, i miss rocking you to slep and no matter how tired i was in the morning when i would wake and see your face i knew there was a love between us that is so strong that nothing could seprate us, your dad will always be here for you, i would give my life for you. when i find a house you will have the biggest bedroom in the house. because of you i will always hold your mommy in high regard, no matter what problems me and your mom have i will always love both of you unconditionally, there is no way that i could not, you are apart of me and she is apart of you, when your mom left me i said some mean things out of impulse but i nver wishd anything bad on you. you mean th world to me, i hope you still have the board that i dedicated to you, if not? i still have one saved just for you, even though i get depressed because its been 22 days sinc ive seen i still feel very happy because i know i will see you again. words could never explain how much you mean to me, i will always be here for you. i promise this.

i love you my little buddy!

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This post gave me a boner.
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creep.

But Jayme that was ill, you should print that out for him, unless he already has an account on SLAP (im assuming he does)


haha! no hes only 1 and a half. i dont think slap is apropriate for him yet, i know that rant sounds whinny and bleeding heart but i had to get it out, hopefully i will get to see him really soon, even if it has to be with a court appointed mediator for the time being.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1252 on: February 04, 2008, 12:14:24 AM »
Whenever you get bummed, just remember having second best part in Opinion behind Chad.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1253 on: February 04, 2008, 01:05:02 AM »
i honestly hated my part in that video, to me it was rushed together and really crappy.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1254 on: February 04, 2008, 01:13:58 AM »
You had another part, Sane if I remember correctly, it was good. I haven't seen that video since it came out.

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« Reply #1255 on: February 04, 2008, 01:30:07 AM »
You had another part, Sane if I remember correctly, it was good. I haven't seen that video since it came out.

that was a part that i was satisfied with. ;D thanks man!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1256 on: February 04, 2008, 02:03:20 AM »
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i cant take a compliment
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Thats a tough one. I always feel weird when someone gives me one. Its just like, "oh, thanks." I always feel ungrateful or I try to play it off like its no big deal and anyone can do it.

or pretend you didnt hear it.. haha
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« Reply #1257 on: February 04, 2008, 07:14:57 AM »
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You had another part, Sane if I remember correctly, it was good. I haven't seen that video since it came out.
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that was a part that i was satisfied with. ;D thanks man!

damn, forgot about that one. gnarr'd,
such a good part, if you don't mind me inserting your penis in my mouth.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #1258 on: February 04, 2008, 10:35:42 AM »
i feel like i need a girlfriend and a job at the moment to actually be a person...

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« Reply #1259 on: February 04, 2008, 05:27:56 PM »
i feel like i need a girlfriend and a job at the moment to actually be a person...
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i feel the exact same way dude