i had an epiphany reading your post. maybe like they should put a string at the end of em like tampons. i always like pulling a bloody tampon out by its little string, condom wouldn't be as neat but least it would be convenient.
Dude, that's what the handles are for.
I kind of doubt that Tobey is actually 'too big for condoms' given that he's quoted his size as being six inches on here before. Unless you have pop can girth, you shouldn't have any trouble finding condoms that fit at 6".
Try messing around with different sizes and see which one works best. The world doesn't need any more little Tobeys running around so its in all of our best interests that you keep that thing wrapped up. If all else fails, just run over to CVS and grab a couple of shopping bags.