tinder

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling.  A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer.  They tried to get a couple grand out of him.  They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.

[tobey]

Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling.  A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer.  They tried to get a couple grand out of him.  They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.

I'm like offended we ever got matched up. Does she think im fat?

[h00man]

Damn, this girl knows how to scheme. What better way to sell product than posting a booty pic of yourself where a bunch of horny men are looking to get their dicks wet.

[JB]

i dont have high standards or much self respect, but id never in a million years get involved with a pyramid scheme over some ass.

[tobey]

Just got done my date with my bumble girl (not the girl I posted about, I just thought that was funny). Anyway, we went to get Chinese food and this girl can eat. I was so stoked just on that because she just scarfed down her food and she ordered two things. When we got back we watched some of the movie the interview then played some NBA 2k17 because she said she could beat me, she didn't. Got to suck on some titties though and grab some ass so not bad for a lunch date

[20matar]

I'd feel cheated if that happened to me... especially because I come from a CULTURE where BOOTY is important as fuck and she has it. I won't lie, I'd literally cry and mean it. You were a scholar and gentleman, Tobey.

[tobey]

I'd feel cheated if that happened to me... especially because I come from a CULTURE where BOOTY is important as fuck and she has it. I won't lie, I'd literally cry and mean it. You were a scholar and gentleman, Tobey.

I think bumble girls are looking for a relationship or just not a one and done thing. She said she wants to hang out again so ill just see where this goes and maybe try not to fuck it up

[h00man]

Has anyone on SLAP gotten an STD from fucking a tinder slut?

[tobey]

Has anyone on SLAP gotten an STD from fucking a tinder slut?

Wow this might be the first time i kooked someone in years.

[h00man]

wow thanks tobey.

[tobey]

wow thanks tobey.

You just sounded like a frat dude who gets mad at girls cause they will fuck anyone but them so they call girls sluts. We respect woman in this thread

[h00man]

my bad tobey. I didn't mean to disrespect women. For all we know slut could mean a guy too.

[Dr-Feelgood]

Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling.  A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer.  They tried to get a couple grand out of him.  They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.

I want to hear more about this. The chinese scammer sent a pic of your buddys family to him? So like they were trying to blackmail him with his own dick pics in exchange for a couple of grand?

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

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Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling.  A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer.  They tried to get a couple grand out of him.  They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.

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I want to hear more about this. The chinese scammer sent a pic of your buddys family to him? So like they were trying to blackmail him with his own dick pics in exchange for a couple of grand?

Yeah, that's pretty much what happened. It wasn't on tinder, it was some other app that I'm not familiar with. Some girl matched up with him, sent nudes, he sent a video of him shaking his shit back. I guess they found him on facebook, threatened to release the video. Anyway, he got the cops involved, the ip was traced back to china, so far no video has been released but he gets clowned pretty hard for telling us.

[HyenaChaser]

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Tomorrow Tobey's going to be on here slinging health supplies, trying to get as many pals to start selling.  A buddy of mine sent dick pics to a Chinese scammer.  They tried to get a couple grand out of him.  They sent him a pic of his family too, which was fucked.

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I'm like offended we ever got matched up. Does she think im fat?

Tobey on Invigaron, confirmed.


In other news, I matched with a 37 year old woman (I'm 25). It's a bit of a slow burn, and the conversation is still pretty surface-level, but so far so good. Looks like she takes pole dancing classes or something. Either way, getting with a woman 10 years my senior has been on the bucket list for a while and I'd like to make that happen before things start getting weird. Gonna try to make something happen this weekend, I'll let you guys know if anything comes of it.

[perverted super otaku!]

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Has anyone on SLAP gotten an STD from fucking a tinder slut?

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Wow this might be the first time i kooked someone in years.

Is it really that bad to be called a slut?, I know some women who very much now, or at one point described themselves as sluts because they would blow/fuck like almost any dude, almost anywhere, why make it a bad thing? They know what a slut is and know that they are what it is and they are ok with that. Some girls really are sluts and it's OK, and the more partners you have the higher the chance of STD's.

[MintySandwhich]

wow thanks tobey.

Tinder sluts do exist
I got you dog +1

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tobey is a tinder slut confirmed

[mynameisnotjeff]

tobey is a tinder slut god confirmed

[tobey]

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tobey is a tinder slut god confirmed

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Tobey is just the awkward nice guy on tinder who can just make girls laugh but not cum

[Dr-Feelgood]

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tobey is a tinder slut god confirmed

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Tobey is just the awkward nice guy on tinder who can just make girls laugh but not cum

I like to kill two birds with one stone by having a girl laugh at me for not making her cum

[tobey]

The girl i took out the other day...... yeah shes a keeper

[JB]

you know what we want to see, tobes.

[mynameisnotjeff]

Get it Tobey!

[calvinsdream]

Nice work dude.

Also you're missing out if you haven't gotten more into mia khalifa

woooooooo

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

you know what we want to see, tobes.

[Turtle Boy]

I've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories  I'd be all over it.

[tobey]

I've been ill at bed for almost a week and I wonder how nobody madre a tv show about the new dating scene, imagine constanza,seinfeld,ktamer and elaine arguiing about their experiences on tinder or whatever dating app. If it was half funny as tobeys' stories  I'd be all over it.

One of the new episodes for Aziz Ansari's show master of none is based on these apps. His pickup line for the app is " Hey going to whole foods, want anything"?     

[Dwyck]

not much of a tinder experience but a college one, but i got a booty call (of sorts) last night that was basically 'come play mario kart in my room' so i kicked it with her anda friend for like an hour only to get booted by the roommate (for a fair reason). then we wandered around campus landmarks until 4am and made out for a moment
 
i'll try again friday

[Dr-Feelgood]

not much of a tinder experience but a college one, but i got a booty call (of sorts) last night that was basically 'come play mario kart in my room' so i kicked it with her anda friend for like an hour only to get booted by the roommate (for a fair reason). then we wandered around campus landmarks until 4am and made out for a moment
 
i'll try again friday

should of nailed her on your favourite landmark